Someone Bought This: Barry Howoritz customized Hasbro figure is the greatest figure ever!

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Barry Horowitz Hasbro custom figure

Crapper Sean Bateman found this custom Barry Horowitz Hasbro figure and writes:

and you thought Mr. Horowitz only had that infamous tshirt

Yes! Awesome!

You Crappers know I’m the biggest Barry Booster there is!

Barry Horowitz is the greatest enhancement talent ever!

I would have so bought this if it was a real Hasbro figure.

And I’d have proudly put Barry over everyone on the card in my Hasbro Figure Federation, climaxing in a well-deserved World Title win over Hulk Hogan.

Horowitz wins! Horowitz wins! Horowitz wins forever!

Hit his theme music!

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20 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Barry Howoritz customized Hasbro figure is the greatest figure ever!"
  1. Long Haired Ass O says:

    I want it NOW!!!!!

  2. The Scanian Maniac says:

    Horowitz, 123 Kid and midget Dink signifies the mid 90s WWE 🙂

  3. José says:

    That theme was real?

  4. Anonymous says:

    Nice custom job on that action figure.

  5. W.M. Pump says:

    Oh wow…just had an idea.

    Re-writing the Book: What if Barry Horowitz and The Mighty Maccabee formed a tag team?

  6. John C says:

    I’m more excited watching the Network for the MSG & Boston Garden shows where you could have a Barry Horowitz & Iron Mike Sharpe tag team match vs SD Jones & Jose Luis Rivera than just about everything else on there. JOBBERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      “The WWE Network- All The Horowitz You Can Handle!”.

    • The Scanian Maniac says:

      But wasn’t Iron Mike Sharpe actually a superstar who wrestled matches against Hulk Hogan before he got demoted to jobber status?

      • John C says:

        He had bigger matches earlier in his career but by the mid 80’s he was used in the job guy role. By no means take me saying jobber to those guys as a insult they were very entertaining to me. I loved the way Sharpe would usually yell during his matches. The preliminary guys then had talent and were solid characters then. Give me Moondog Spot over Zack Ryder everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.

  7. Dave says:

    They didn’t go with “Dreidel Cradle”? It’s RIGHT THERE FOR THE TAKING!

  8. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    The eyes on the figure make Barry look like he’s had a bit too much Jolt Cola prior to his match!

  9. Drew says:

    Can you imagine how insanely over Barry Horowitz would be now? In a world where hard working, relatable guys are cheered and all the shit is booed

  10. AK says:

    Always enjoyed Horowitz. He was certainly a better wrestler than half of the guys he was putting over.

    His mini push did result in some great commentary albeit at his expense. Take this mini exchange from the 1996 Royal Rumble.

    Mr. Perfect: If Horowitz wins this match, I quit. You’ve never see me again.
    Vince: Really?
    Mr. Perfect: No kidding
    Vince: Well I never thought I’d be cheering (actually sounds like competing but whatever) for Barry Horowitz but it might be now.
    Mr. Perfect: Yeah, don’t bet on it.

    Poor Barry

    Plus Mr. Perfect could get away with saying Horriblewitz because he was Mr. Perfect.

  11. Rob P says:

    This should have been Goldberg’s theme. If memory serves me right, I remember either Goldberg or Bischoff made reference to originally wanting Goldberg to have the Star of David on his tights.

  12. Brad says:

    This definitely falls into the category of “not everything on Wrestlecrap is terrible”. This is great, but what would be even better is if his “move” was patting himself on the back

  13. Alan says:

    I would’ve so bought this! Too bad there’s no “Iron” Mike Sharpe action figure, with forearm support included!

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