You may not be aware of this due to WWE being so subtle and under-promoting it, but the WWE Network is just $9.99 a month.
You can celebrate this fantastic deal by buying this $9.99 shirt.
And yes, the shirt really does cost $9.99…
(Well, actually it will cost you more than $9.99 when you factor in tax and shipping, but whatever…).
But why buy this stupid shirt when you can buy access to The WrestleCrap Archives intend?
That’s a much better use of your hard-earned money!
I don’t think people will get the message just by putting $9.99 in big numbers on a black T-shirt. Clearly they need to repeat $9.99 40-50 times like they do on Raw, and put it across the entire shirt.
Better than what I’ve normally seen them put on a T-Shirt like Zack Ryders gelled hair-do and sunglasses.
they forgot to add tax!!!
As a bonus when you turn the shirt upside down it reveals the numbers that have been burned into Vince’s head from childhood.
Wait!!! The WWE Network is only $9.99 a month?!?!?! Why hadn’t they mentioned this before?!?!?!?
This shirt should be given free to the 600,000 that actually subscribed in the first 6 months.
So, you can either subscribe to the Network, or pay the same amount to become a walking billboard for it?
Boy, is THAT a tough sell!
Do I have to buy the shirt every month for the next six months?
Art Donovan: How much does this shirt cost?
perhaps maybe on the front it shouldve said WWE 9:99 n maybe have a smoking logo on the back?
Just round up the number, call it $10 and be done with it
People think they’re getting a deal if you sell something at X.99 instead of just rounding up to the nearest dollar.
Yeah, kinda like when infomercials say “4 easy payments of $19.95”.
I’m a salesman, I already knew that
They should go further with this. Have a wrestler called $9.99 who does nothing but shill The Network. He could copy moves from other wrestlers, like Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and The Ultimate Warrior. Guys you can see on The Network. Really drive that point home.
Poor boy Damien Sandow is already working on that.
Do I have to buy six shirts at once?
Depending on where you buy it, a plain black T-shirt could cost you 20 bucks. This means WWE could potentially double its money if it simply stfu
So what happens at the end of October, when the bean counters realize that the only way they’re going to make money from including WrestleMania on this thing is to bump up the price to $14.95/month?
(Or do they go to Plan B – “We’re sorry, but the $12.95 month-at-a-time option will not be available for the month that ends with WrestleMania”?)