Someone Bought This: $9.99… the shirt!

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WWE Network $9.99 shirt

You may not be aware of this due to WWE being so subtle and under-promoting it, but the WWE Network is just $9.99 a month.

You can celebrate this fantastic deal by buying this $9.99 shirt.

And yes, the shirt really does cost $9.99…

WWE Network $9.99 shirt website listing

(Well, actually it will cost you more than $9.99 when you factor in tax and shipping, but whatever…).

But why buy this stupid shirt when you can buy access to The WrestleCrap Archives intend?

That’s a much better use of your hard-earned money!

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19 Responses to "Someone Bought This: $9.99… the shirt!"
  1. Jeremy says:

    I don’t think people will get the message just by putting $9.99 in big numbers on a black T-shirt. Clearly they need to repeat $9.99 40-50 times like they do on Raw, and put it across the entire shirt.

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    they forgot to add tax!!!

  3. John C says:

    As a bonus when you turn the shirt upside down it reveals the numbers that have been burned into Vince’s head from childhood.

  4. Guilty Party says:

    Wait!!! The WWE Network is only $9.99 a month?!?!?! Why hadn’t they mentioned this before?!?!?!?

  5. Mister Forth says:

    This shirt should be given free to the 600,000 that actually subscribed in the first 6 months.

  6. Time Lord Soundwave says:

    So, you can either subscribe to the Network, or pay the same amount to become a walking billboard for it?

    Boy, is THAT a tough sell!

  7. Andy says:

    Do I have to buy the shirt every month for the next six months?

  8. Sean O says:

    Art Donovan: How much does this shirt cost?

  9. Doc75 says:

    perhaps maybe on the front it shouldve said WWE 9:99 n maybe have a smoking logo on the back?

  10. Lee W. says:

    Just round up the number, call it $10 and be done with it

  11. Hulk6785 says:

    They should go further with this. Have a wrestler called $9.99 who does nothing but shill The Network. He could copy moves from other wrestlers, like Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and The Ultimate Warrior. Guys you can see on The Network. Really drive that point home.

  12. DeweyDTruman says:

    Do I have to buy six shirts at once?

  13. Justin says:

    Depending on where you buy it, a plain black T-shirt could cost you 20 bucks. This means WWE could potentially double its money if it simply stfu

  14. That Don Guy says:

    So what happens at the end of October, when the bean counters realize that the only way they’re going to make money from including WrestleMania on this thing is to bump up the price to $14.95/month?

    (Or do they go to Plan B – “We’re sorry, but the $12.95 month-at-a-time option will not be available for the month that ends with WrestleMania”?)

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