Someone Bought This: WWE Candy Bars

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It’s official WWE candy bars!

Just don’t pay attention to the fact that most of the bars are the same Milk Chocolate flavor and buy them for $5 apiece or whatever insane price they’ll sell them for…

Also, no Nestle Crunch knockoff bar with crisped rice inside? No sale, buddy!

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8 Responses to "Someone Bought This: WWE Candy Bars"
  1. mfm519 says:

    wonder if each bar is shaped like the wrestler? and comes with a printed message?

    i bet cena’s is “YOU CAN’T EAT ME!!!”

    i’m guessing reigns is “i’m not a bad bar, i’m not a good bar, i’m THE bar”

    and to a less funny extent “new day POP rocks”

    and i bet finn balor’s bar, just as it starts to taste good, breaks in your hand

  2. Sean Bateman says:

    I feel like that a non-Scooby Doo WWE cartoon series for kids is coming soon.

  3. AK says:

    I guess they can’t use Sexual Chocolate (Dark?) for a Mark Henry bar.

    Not just because it isn’t PG but because its from a gimmick that’s been retired for some 15 years..

    Plus I’m surprised there isn’t a Brock Lesnar bar.

    Eat Chocolate
    Conquer the Chocolate?

    Probably would be White Chocolate.

    Also Glenn Robinson doesn’t talk to kindly to Roman Reigns taking his moniker. We already got Shaq and Big Show booked for Wrestlemania 33 so they’d have to fit the battle of the Big Dog into the mix somewhere.

  4. John C says:

    What no Dean Ambrosia? Or Kalorie-isto

  5. dude86 says:

    Tried the Bray Wyatt one, worst dark chocolate ever.

  6. Conquistador #3 says:

    Fudge… The Rated-R candy bar.

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