Another FBI raid on Trump?

Fuhgedabout it in a brand-new Headlies!

Karrion Kross is back in WWE!

Don’t remember him?

Join us for this new induction! (The safe word is “Harbinger”)

Goldberg demolishes a 14 foot tall giant like a total geek!

Behold our Squash of the Week!

With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993. It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: Triple H destroys the minitron – Directed by Michael Bay on acid

12 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 25 September 2014, 20:00

WWE, 2008 Sometimes here at Wrestlecrap, we think big. We’ve inducted three-hour pay-per-views, long-running characters, and even whole promotions in our illustrious history. On the flip side, we’ve inducted articles of clothing, individual matches, and even one 18-second bout that nonetheless yielded a 1850-word write-up. This induction falls into the latter category. Tonight, we look back at the night Triple Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WWF Wrestling Spotlight has a unique pair of hosts…

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 25 September 2014, 02:00

Yes, straight out of the mid-80’s, it’s WWF’s D-Show “Wrestling Spotlight” hosted by Vince McMahon and … Wait… Could it be? OH YEAH! It’s The Lovely Miss Elizabeth(™) joining Vince to host an exciting hour of stale recaps and plugs! She isn’t much of a talker (she’s acting like Randy Savage is just off-stage glaring at her threatening to beat her Continue Reading...

Jobber of the Week: The Shadow

5 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Wed, 24 September 2014, 13:00

Note from Blade: WrestleCrap legend, the late Pistol Pez Whatley, throws on the worst Parts Unknown outfit ever and gets pummeled on WCW Saturday Night. After all these years, I’ve learned one thing: wrestling needs more guys named “Pez.” Note from Blade: This Tuesday, one of Wrestlecrap’s most beloved wrestlers sadly passed away. “Pistol” Pez Whatley, age 54, finally succumbed Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Five WCW Matches that really happened

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 September 2014, 02:00

Are you at all surprised that we’ve inducted all five of these weird, confusing, often pointless WCW matches? You can read a few of the inductions in The Archives! ...

It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan sings in a weird Japanese Air Conditioner commercial

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 23 September 2014, 02:00

Oh, this is a good one; Crappers! In this Japanese commercial we have Hulk Hogan who appears to be in heaven (?) wearing nothing but white shorts and a white bandana. He sings a happy little song about the days of the week (??) while we see a baby (???) and a woman talks about the Hitachi Bigflow air conditioner. At Continue Reading...

Charity Auction: Get RD’s Original Death of WCW Author Copy!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 22 September 2014, 20:44

UPDATE: Thanks to fellow Crapper Matthew for ponying up $177.50 for the book! Can’t wait to get this money over to the food bank! As I did with The WrestleCrap Book of Lists, I am auctioning my first copy on eBay, with 100% of the proceeds going to a local food bank here in Indianapolis. Help out the hungry and Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Eric Bischoff’s WWE Debut – The Hug That Flushed Millions Down the Crapper

14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 22 September 2014, 20:00

WWE, 2002 As I look at that image above, I am half tempted to just hit the “publish” button and be done with it. And if you think I am joking about that, consider the fact that I had this in my draft folder for over a week contemplating doing just that. But it seems only appropriate that on the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt is only slightly better than Jaws 3-D.

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:00

Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes… This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying! Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?! It’s Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo reads a poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor.

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 21 September 2014, 02:00

From the old WWF Tuesday Night Titans show in 1985; Hulk Hogan rambles on and on about his stupid sweat-stained weightlifting belt (much to Vince’s amusing disgust)… But forget that noise! What you really need to see is Lanny Poffo (yes, The Genius himself) reciting a really nice poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor. That right there Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The Honky Tonk Man’s WCW Music Video

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 September 2014, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. sent in this video of The Honky Tonk Man’s WCW music video and writes: A lot of people forget about the cup of coffee that Honky had in WCW. In true WCW fashion they apparently spent a good deal of money recording a new song and producing this new music video for him then well… paid him Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This Classic: Waffle House Championship Belt

8 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 19 September 2014, 15:00

Waffle House World Championship Belt RD Reynolds: “I’ve never been a mark for title belts, but once I saw this, I immediately put it on my Christmas list. I may come out of retirement, even if only once, just so I can cut a killer promo about how my opponent would be “covered, chunked, diced, peppered, smothered, topped, and scattered! Continue Reading...

Headlies: Tommy Wiseau Hired As New WWE Head Writer

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 19 September 2014, 08:00

San Francisco, CA – In a surprising move, WWE has fired their head writers for both Raw and Smackdown and replaced them with enigmatic cult movie director Tommy Wiseau. Wiseau, best known as the writer, director, producer and lead actor in the 2003 movie The Room, was introduced to the company yesterday afternoon. “Tommy will be a natural fit here Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred shares his opinion about American tea

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 September 2014, 02:00

You tell ’em, Lord Alfred! I wonder if he’d like a nice cold Peach Snapple though? Hmm…...

Induction: The WWE Walkout – Like the Invasion, but in reverse, and with more rectal hemorrhaging

26 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 18 September 2014, 20:00

Or: “An Ace in the hole, and blood in Jerry’s” WWE, 2011 Few WWE viewers were surprised when, at Battleground 2014, Lana the Ravishing Russian invoked recent current events to garner heat. And by that, I mean she literally said, “recent current events” to get boos. This kind of exploitation is nothing new for the company, and all it took Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Van Hammer rocks out in his music video!

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 18 September 2014, 02:00

Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: I can’t play guitar for the life of me, but even the late Jeff Healey can see that “Heavy Metal” Van Hammer doesn’t know crap about playing guitar. Hey, at least 3 Count sang their own songs! Between the shots of him obviously not playing the guitar (seriously- I could do a better job Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan Right Guard Commercial

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 17 September 2014, 02:00

Here’s a commercial for Right Guard that features Hulk Hogan. If you were watching WWE programing in the early 90’s, you saw this commercial roughly 8 billion times (give or take…). “Anything less would be uncivilized!” Who knew that Hulk enjoyed painting on the beach at sunset?...

It Came From YouTube: Spoony reviews the AWA Power Slam Wrestling VCR Board Game

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 16 September 2014, 02:00

Spoony is back with an all new review of Verne Gagne’s AWA Power Slam Wrestling VCR Game! Is it better than the WrestleMania VCR game? Well… watch his review of the AWA VCR game to find out!...

Induction: Maximum Conviction – Fortunately Also Minimum Seagal

21 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 September 2014, 20:00

Movie – 2012 “Stone Cold” Steve Austin: Former 6-time WWF World Champion. 3-time Royal Rumble winner. King of the Ring. Pro Wrestling Illustrated’s #1 wrestler twice. WWE Hall of Famer. “Sheriff” of Raw. Podcast host. Arguably one of the most popular wrestlers of all time. Star of movies such as The Condemned, Hunt To Kill, and some other movies you’ve Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WCW Surge cans commercial

14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 15 September 2014, 17:00

Um, Bill? Buddy? That isn’t how you get the soda machine to give you a Surge. You have to put those funny little round metal things into it (or a piece of rectangular paper with the old dude on it), and then press a button. Then you’ll get an ice cold, delicious Surge(™) soft drink. Don’t worry, you’ll figure it Continue Reading...

Jobber of the Week: Barry Horowitz

17 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Mon, 15 September 2014, 13:00

I can’t believe it’s been over two years since I began writing these silly Jobber of the Week columns. Nor can I believe that it’s been almost that long since the most requested prelimmer of all time has been reposted! The year was 1979. While the Bob Backlunds and Harley Races of the wrestling world were busy redefining the word Continue Reading...

ANNOUNCEMENT: Enter the “Look At My Crap!” contest for a chance to win a $25 Amazon gift card

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 15 September 2014, 10:14

UPDATE: The contest is over and we have a winner! Click here to see all the submissions and find out who won! Announcing the WrestleCrap “Look At My Crap!” contest! What is the “Look At My Crap!” contest, you ask? Well, it’s simple! You send in a picture (or pictures) to The Big Cheese here at WrestleCrap of YOU with Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Diesel drew money- just ask him!

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 15 September 2014, 02:00

Kevin Nash drew bunches of money as WWF champion! You don’t have to take my word for it- just ask him! He has a chart! A CHART HE DREW ON A WHITE BOARD! You can’t dispute facts like that, baby!...

It Came From YouTube: Andre The Giant unleashes his inner Warrior

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 14 September 2014, 02:00

The one and only reason I’m posting this is I love the 2 second bit of Andre unleashing his inner Warrior by shaking the ropes....

Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Royal Rumble SNES Game

29 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 13 September 2014, 15:00

Item Description: “Climb into the ring with the latest World Wrestling Federation video games.” RD: Now before you send me scathing emails about how Royal Rumble was a great game, please closely examine the image up top. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Notice anything odd? Look again. That’s right – WWF Magazine was offering to sell you the game for the Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: A Totally 90’s edition of WWE Warehouse!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 September 2014, 02:00

I won’t spoil all the radical 90’s stuff they feature in the newest episode of WWE Warehouse. I will however say that they feature several WrestleCrap-inducted things! It’s like The WrestleCrap Museum in there! You know… if the eventual brick and mortar WWE Hall Of Fame doesn’t have a special WrestleCrap wing somewhere in the building, then I say we Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Bellas Receive Acting Lessons From The Miz’s Dad

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 12 September 2014, 08:00

Baltimore, MD – The family feud between Brie and Nikki Bella has become a large part of WWE’s programming, but many backstage are not pleased with the Bellas’ performance. “To say that I am less than happy with the Bellas is an understatement,” said Stephanie McMahon. “I’m asking for white-hot rage they’re giving me a hissy fit. I expect a Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Jim Ross- MMA announcer extraordinaire!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 September 2014, 02:00

Crapper Shane Kotlyar writes: I heard through the grapevine that Jim Ross is set to have his MMA announcing debut in the near future. I was wondering how he would match up to the UFC atmosphere compared to WWE, then I found this on YT and determined that he’d be just fine. I love it! His announcing style seems to Continue Reading...

Induction: Stone Cold’s last Raw of 2002 – Austin 3:16 says I just whipped mine out

40 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 11 September 2014, 20:00

WWE, 2002 When you think of the Attitude Era, you think of Stone Cold Steve Austin, and when you think of Stone Cold Steve Austin, you think of the many wild stunts he pulled off. But all those stunts would have fallen flat if Austin hadn’t had a worthy antagonist to battle every week. So when you think of Austin’s Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: John Cena toys with a disturbing theme…

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 11 September 2014, 02:00

Direct from your worst nightmare, it’s the mighty John Cena Rumble Fists! Just put these fists over your hands, bash them against stuff, and they play a John Cena soundbite. Yeah, because that won’t get annoying after about a minute or anything. Look at what the Amazon listing calls these fists! Maybe these fists are the younger brothers of Mae Continue Reading...

Classic Induction: Phantasio – Fruit Pie Was a Better Magician!

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 10 September 2014, 15:00

WWF, Mid 90’s Quick note from RD Reynolds: This one is a true blast from the past, one of the original inductions I ever wrote. Seems only appropriate that we post it here on our anniversary! Once again we travel back to the majesty of the mid 90’s WWF, where it seemed that every worker had a part time job. Continue Reading...