AEW opened the Forbidden Door and guess who walked through it.

Great ready for the Shaq Attack in this week’s Headlies!

The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: WWF Fan Club cassette tapes have a lot of bad music

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If you joined the WWF Fan Club, you got a cassette of theme music. This is the 5th volume from 1993. Let’s look at the songs: WWF Superstars Theme Music V (1993) All tracks composed by Jim Johnston Lex Luger – “I’ll Be Your Hero” (2:13) Doink the Clown – “Doinkin’ Around” (0:42) M.O.M. – “Men On A Mission” (1:46) Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Original Friar Ferguson Character Sketches Discovered

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Greenwich, CT – WWE Archivist Benjamin Brown has announced the discovery of long-forgotten character designs for former WWF Superstar Friar Ferguson. “It really is quite remarkable,” said Brown. “Many fans will remember the short-lived ‘mad monk’ Friar Ferguson for his brown robe, Gregorian chant theme music, and sitting on his opponent’s face, but few know that this was not the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Worst of “America The Beautiful” at Wrestlemania – From Sea to Shining C-R-A-P

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WWE 1985-present Ever since Wrestlemania I, it has been a tradition to start off the show with a patriotic tune. Now, if you take a moment to think about it, it does seem like an odd way to start an event revolving around men in goofy tights with stupid haircuts flopping around pretending to be hurt. You don’t see that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Undertaker searches for the camera

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This is The Undertaker’s very first WWE match- taped a few days before the “official” Survivor Series debut in 1990. When he goes for The Tombstone. he spins the guy around a bit because he’s trying to find the hard (fixed) camera but he ends up turning around 180 degrees away from where the hard camera really is. D’oh! Fortunately, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF 1995 Year In Review VHS tape is a tape nobody should want to own

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This is the 1995 WWF Year In Review tape released by Coliseum Home Video. Look at that match list! It’s like a virtual WrestleCrap induction list. Good news: The tape features the Shawn/Razor ladder match from SummerSlam. Bad news: That match is apparently clipped so you don’t get to see the full match here. Good news: So is everything else Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Joins WWE as “Jimmy Jack Uso”

10 Submitted by on Fri, 27 February 2015, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – Contrary to reports that he has signed with ROH, WWE officials announced that they have signed former TNA star Samoa Joe and have already repackaged him. Joe, famous for his intense wrestling style and no-nonsense attitude, will be rechristened as Jimmy Jack Uso, the masked cousin of WWE tag team champions Jimmy and Jay Uso. WWE Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Giant Gonzalez tells Harvey Wippleman to sit on it!

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(Here’s an alternative link if the above video link goes dead). From October of 1993 on WWF “Wrestling Challenge”; The Giant Gonzalez shows up during an Adam Bomb squash match to show off his awesome impersonation of Fonzie from “Happy Days” to the crowd. He knew it was rude to interrupt Adam Bomb’s match, but he just couldn’t wait one Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Salvatore Bellomo, Boat Builder – I Guess Everyone Really Does Have to Have a Hobby

40 Submitted by on Thu, 26 February 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1984 As I’ve completely run through every episode of the greatest wrestling show ever on the WWE Network (that would be Prime Time Wrestling of course), my attention has now turned to good ol’ Tuesday Night Titans, or TNT as it is known to its friends.  For the uninitiated, it was a talk show that featured folks who competed in WWF rings in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Tatanka’s greatest moment is really lame

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From The Wrestling Collector’s Card Page and this line of 1993 Good Humor trading cards comes this Tatanka card. Each card features a wrestler telling us what their greatest moment is. You know, I really hope Chris Chavis didn’t really say that because it’s such a word salad of meaningless, stereotypical nonsense. I dare you guys to read it out loud Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Good Humor people love The Smoking Gunns!

10 Submitted by on Tue, 24 February 2015, 02:00
From The Wrestling Card Collectors page comes a whopping three (!) Smoking Gunns cards from the set of cards you could get in Good Humor Ice Cream boxes in 1995. You may be asking yourself why they decided to put three different cards of The Smoking Gunns in the same series of cards. The answer is that Billy’s shady Uncle Sto Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Do You Want To Job To Roman?

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Crapper Christian Grimmett writes: This is a parody of “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” Entitled “Do You Want to Job to Roman?” The man doing this is LittleKuriboh, He recently started posting HILARIOUS satirical recaps of Raw and Smackdown. I suggest checking them out too. That was brilliant!...
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It Came From YouTube: Batman Vs. Lucha Bane

7 Submitted by on Sun, 22 February 2015, 15:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Jordan’s funny Guanajuato write-up reminded me: When the acclaimed early 90s cartoon “Batman: The Animated Series” did an episode with Bane (a Latin American villain), they had the great taste to design him as a luchador. And they obviously had wrestling on their minds when Batman fights Bane at the climax. Continue Reading...
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