AEW opened the Forbidden Door and guess who walked through it.

Great ready for the Shaq Attack in this week’s Headlies!

The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: WWE Announces All-Fan Edition of “King Of The Ring”

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Roanoke, VA – WWE officials announced yesterday that they will once again be resurrecting the King Of The Ring tournament this year. While the concept remains the same, this version of the King Of The Ring will showcase various WWE celebrity fans that the internet has grown to love and/or hate. “The WWE Universe is the greatest group of fans Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Les Aventures du pirate Mad Dog? Oui!

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Our own Jordan Mishkin writes: I was listening to Jim Cornette’s podcast with Pat Laprade and Betrand Hebert, the authors of “Mad Dogs, Midgets and Screwjobs” when they mentioned Mad Dog Vachon had a children’s show. And he played a pirate. I had no idea. This promo is downright delightful. Unfortunately, I can’t find any full episodes....
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Induction: Tough Enough 2011 – Developmental Disorder

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WWE, 2011 By the time you read this, the cast of the new Tough Enough will have been selected, the first episode will have aired, and Hank will have been eliminated. The abysmal success rate of Tough Enough over the years should be a hint that the whole Tough Enough format — where WWE picks a handful of youngsters with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Matt finds a horrifying magazine and bootleg wrestling figures!

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My old buddy Matt of Dinosaur Dracula (and formerly of X-Entertainment) went on a Flea Market adventure and found some cool wrestling stuff: A horrifying wrestling magazine depicting Kamala with Hulk Hogan’s head on a spear (!) and some little bootleg wrestling figures of Ted DiBiase and The Bushwhackers. Go check out the other cool stuff he found!...
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Headlies: TNA Resurrects “Silent Night, Bloody Night” Match

3 Submitted by on Mon, 22 June 2015, 08:00
Nashville, TN – On the heels of the King Of The Mountain match returning at Slammiversary, TNA officials have decided to also resurrect the “Silent Night, Bloody Night” match. Often labeled one of the worst gimmick matches in wrestling history, TNA’s lone “Silent Night, Bloody Night” match occurred in at a 2007 Christ Eve edition edition of Impact. The match, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A German comedian on a German WCW Pay-Per-View!

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Crapper Cameron Archer writes: Tom Gerhardt is a German comedian. These two videos document his feud with Berlyn, which culminates in a match at WCW’s Millennium Tour in Oberhausen on February 12, 2000 (http://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=10325). Gerhardt travels to Starrcade 1999 at Washington, DC’s MCI Center, in order to initiate a feud with Berlyn. Gerhardt steals the tailpipe from Berlyn’s car – Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Zorro vs. Jesse the Body Ventura – Did I Say “Jesse the Body”? I Meant “Jesse the Pirate”! ARRGHH!!

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TV Show, 1991 From the “things you never knew about Mrs. Deal and she’s happy about it” file comes this interesting tidbit: she’s a huge Zorro mark.  Doesn’t matter what the context is, be it TV shows or comic books or movies, whatever.  She loves the man. Which is ironic in that she never lets me sport a mustache.  Seriously, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Edge shows off his acting chops in Highlander: Endgame

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Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is Edge in a Highlander: Endgame and this movie was the last movie of the franchise, so far. It’s not the last Highlander movie… There is another. (Sorry, but I’m practically legally obligated to use that line in this situation). Anyway, I haven’t seen Highlander: Endgame yet, but it’s supposed to be even worse than Highlander Continue Reading...
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Headlies: JBL Promoted To Lead Annoyer

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Cleveland, OH – WWE officials announced today that current commentator John “Bradshaw” Leyfield has been promoted to the position of Lead Annoyer for episodes of Monday Night Raw and pay-per-views. Layfield, better known by fans as JBL, wrestled for the company, amassing 24 championship title wins before settling into the commentator role in 2012. JBL’s persistence and tenacity was noticed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ashens Reviews the Intergalactic Cage Match game

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Crapper Paul S. writes: British comedian Stuart Ashens reviews “Intergalactic Cage Match” for the Commodore 64. The name of the show is “Terrible Old Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.” And it does not disappoint. Wow… It’s like they said “Okay, we have to make a wrestling game. Kids are stupid and they’ll buy any wrestling game so let’s put Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand team up to annoy you to no end.

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Remember when Todd Pettengill got Stephanie Wiand as a co-host? She was just as annoying and loud and unfunny as he was! So, I guess they made a perfect pair in that regard…. The two of them together just gave me double the headache twice as fast. Hey look, it’s Barry Didinsky with some shirts that aren’t too awful (much to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Rumble Roses- the wrestling game for horny losers

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Crapper E-Squared writes: Ah, “Rumble Roses,” the all-female wrestling game that was advertised as fan-service to male gamers. While it’s a decent wrestling game (In regards to gameplay), I wonder if the fact that the sexualized characters in the game made it look like if it catered to horndogs out there. Look at the intro and tell me that the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Doink The Clown loves the WWF Royal Rumble pinball game

6 Submitted by on Sat, 13 June 2015, 02:00
You’ve seen the Royal Rumble pinball machine (as previously owned by R.D, and now once again owned by R.D!) Now here’s the flyer Data East would send to arcades to get them to buy the game. And what better way to convince arcade owners to buy the game than to feature Doink playing the game, and Crush threatening to kill Continue Reading...
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