AEW opened the Forbidden Door and guess who walked through it.

Great ready for the Shaq Attack in this week’s Headlies!

The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Pizza Inn Von Erichs poster offer commercial

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We’ve featured a Pizza Inn commercial with The Von Erichs before, but this time they’re offering one of four Von Erichs posters! The guys are all really funny and hammy in these Pizza Inn commercials. I’m sure plenty of women, and yes; some of the men… …bought the beefcake posters of the buff, oily Von Erich boys, and hung them Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Tag Team Title Wave VHS tape- well, 3 out of 4 ain’t bad…

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 This is a VHS tape of matches from the AWA called Tag Team Title Wave. Get it? “Title Wave”.. because.. it’s like “Tidal Wave” which is big and powerful. How witty! (Okay, snark aside that actually is kind of clever). Take a look at the four guys they decided to feature on the cover. There’s one wrestler that stands out Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Roddy Piper cuts through the WrestleCrap with Saba Simba

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“That’s Tony Atlas! That ain’t no Saba Simba!”. I just love that Roddy refuses to put over this horrible gimmick right from the get-go. Atta boy, Roddy! Treating the viewers at home like they aren’t complete idiots- what a novel idea! I bet Vince really yelled at him once this match finished. As stupid and offensive as the gimmick was, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Horowitz wins in ’88!

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Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Look what happened back in 88, a little over seven years before that faithful win. Horowitz wins with the pre-Brawler on National TV! JR lied to us! I just love that Barry Horowitz and Steve Lombardi were a tag team for at least one match. And look! It’s our good friend Lanny Poffo!...
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Induction: Macho Man’s Poop Problems – Too Hot to Handle, Too Brown to Drown

50 Submitted by on Thu, 23 July 2015, 20:19
WCW, 1999 It’s safe to say that the Randy Savage of 1999 was not the same Macho Man wrestling fans remembered from the 80s or even the early 90s. Now substantially bulkier for reasons I won’t speculate about, this Randy Savage was no longer a high-flyer. Instead of Miss Elizabeth at his side, Macho Man now had a three-woman entourage Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Undertaker’s magic entrance smoke from WrestleMania 31!

5 Submitted by on Tue, 21 July 2015, 09:45
Someone went to WrestleMania 31 with a Ziplock bag and kept the fog from The Undertaker’s entrance… …in that bag… And they sold it on eBay for $1,735! No, really! See? But hey, at least the shipping was FREE!  Quoting from the auction, for that $1,735 you got… *WrestleMania 31 Undertaker Entrance Smoke * 3 Ticketmaster Tickets for proof of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE’s Raid Of NXT Almost Complete

5 Submitted by on Mon, 20 July 2015, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Much like in the 1980’s, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has spent large amounts of time, effort, and money plucking the best wrestlers from NXT and bringing them to WWE. The raid of talent became most apparent this past Monday on Raw with the defection of NXT stars Charlotte, Sasha Banks, and Becky Lynch. According to the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Best Of Hulk Hogan DVD

6 Submitted by on Fri, 17 July 2015, 21:48
There’s now a TNA Best Of Hulk Hogan DVD…   Yes, really. Here’s what’s on it straight from the Dixie’s mouth: IMPACT WRESTLING PRESENTS: THE BEST OF HULK HOGAN “The Immortal” Hulk Hogan is known around the world as one of the biggest names in the history of pro wrestling! Hogan made history in 2009 when he joined TNA Wrestling and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Ring Masters figures- wrestlers get wacky jobs!

26 Submitted by on Thu, 16 July 2015, 02:00
For the last couple of years of WCW’s life, its figures were produced by ToyBiz (now known as Marvel Toys who currently produce TNA’s figures). In 2001 (I believe just a month or two before WCW ceased to exist) they released a series of strange figures under the “Ring Masters” line. No, no- not him! Wrong “Ringmaster”! The basic idea Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kamala Moon Belly benefit t-shirt is cool, and for a good cause too!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 15 July 2015, 02:00
Back in 2012 someone made this Kamala moon belly t-shirt to help out James Harris (AKA: Kamala) with some medical bills he encountered after having to have his legs amputated. How cool is that shirt? I wish I would have known about it back then because I would have bought it for sure and I know you Crappers would have, too!...
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It Came From YouTube; WWF Superstars episode from 1995 is WWE at its lowest

6 Submitted by on Tue, 14 July 2015, 02:00
Here’s an episode of WWF Superstars from August 19th, 1995 Let’s take a look at a run-down of the show… Razor Ramon squash Live Event News-British Bulldog/King Mabel/Sir Mo Promos Eli & Jacob Blu vs Jobbers Kama squash Goldust Promo Fatu (Makin a Difference) vs Jobber Dean Douglas Report Card WWF President Gorilla Monsoon interview King Mabel vs Bam Bam Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Get Hurt By Brock Lesnar” Added To WWE Axxess

14 Submitted by on Mon, 13 July 2015, 09:25
  Arlington, TX – WWE officials have announced the latest edition to Wrestlemania Axxess  will be the “Get Hurt By Brock Lesnar” booth. On a conference call this afternoon, WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon and WWE Chief Revenue and Marketing Officer Michelle Wilson revealed details for the new installation. “Axxess, which takes place in the days leading up to Continue Reading...
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