Sable needs to find her a man who looks at her the way The Anvil looks at Owen’s Slammy.

It’s Raw #213!

Nash. Backlund. WWF Championship.

If ever there was a SQUASH of the Week, it’s this one!

Confused by all the rules for the Iron Survivor Challenge?

Well, Shawn Michaels has even more in Headlies!

Watching Full Gear?  Chat with RD Reynolds and friends on Facebook!

Come on over and join the fun!

Grab your Triple Treat Box, a complete three-course meal in one holiday-themed box…

It’s time for a new induction!

Is RVD’s Raw debut a five-star classic?

Find out in our SQUASH of the Week!

Election Day may be over, but not for Bob Backlund.

Find out what’s eating the master of the chicken win in Headlies!

Don’t blink! Sid is back!

Plus, Sunny takes on four men at once.

It’s Raw #212!

Two times his height, three times his weight…but he ain’t backing down!

Hornswoggle battles the Great Khali in a NEW INDUCTION!

Oh yeah?  More like OH NO.

Sandman obliterates Macho Libre in our SQUASH of the Week!

A legend returns at Crown Jewel.

Hiroki Sumi is back and only in Headlies!

New induction!

Straight from the news stands, it’s Apartment Wrestling!

Warning: Contains velvety shanks.

Time for a big…and we do mean BIG…SQUASH of the Week!

Yokozuna’s WWF debut…BANZAI!

Happy Halloween from Wrestlecrap!

Find out what Vince McMahon is dressing up as in Headlies!

The King unloads all over Goldust!

Plus, Sable OD’s on vinyl!

It’s Raw #211!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: TNA Sold To A Giant Chicken

21 Submitted by on Wed, 28 September 2016, 03:01
Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks, Paul! Nashville, TN – Following failed bids by Aroluxe Marketing, Billy Corgan, and Virgil TNA announced it’s new financial backer at a press conference on Wednesday.  Dixie Carter appeared at a joint press conference with a representative from a new investment firm called “Boo Industries.”   “It is with great confidence Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Halloween costume and mask

5 Submitted by on Fri, 23 September 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: This site has covered Sgt. Slaughter’s dual presence in the WWF and GI Joe. Probably more than one wrestling fan bought this Sgt. Slaughter mask made by the GI Joe division. It came with a costume too–which probably didn’t look as creepy as the mask with eyeholes cut out of its silver plastic Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Corey Feldman’s First Live TV Performance…With A WWE Legend

9 Submitted by on Tue, 20 September 2016, 17:09
The Howard Stern Show, 1992 Poor Corey Feldman. Last Friday, the former child star of such 1980’s classics as The Goonies, Stand By Me and Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter broke out his microphone and Michael Jackson-inspired dance steps for a live musical performance on the Today show. And faster than you can say “hashtag,” all the Continue Reading...
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Winners of the FREE Copies of The Death of WCW Audio Book Announced!

44 Submitted by on Mon, 19 September 2016, 18:48
Want to thank everyone who entered our contest!  The two winners are as follows: Keith says: SEPTEMBER 20, 2016 AT 5:47 AM  (EDIT) I’m just thinking how many more fantastic inductions we would have if WCW had managed to do another 10-15 years at the same pace as the year 2000. Surely that’s the greatest tragedy in all this? Dr. Dirtnap says: Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kane Sues Finn Balor for “Demon” Infringement

8 Submitted by on Mon, 19 September 2016, 08:00
Dover, DE – The trial of the century began today in a Deleware courthouse as WWE Superstar and Director of Operations Kane sues former WWE Universal Champion Finn Balor for gimmick, copyright, and “Demon” infringement. The scene was tense inside of the court house as Kane, who was representing himself, addressed the court. He looked at Balor, then at the judge, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Zeus on The Arsenio Hall Show – Straight Outta Compton!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 15 September 2016, 20:00
Syndicated TV Show, 1989 When I first came up with the idea for WrestleCrap, I kinda had in my back pocket what I knew would make up the core of the site originally.  You had your Shockmaster and your Black Scorpion and your Red Rooster and your Papa Shango and all the other horrible characters you’d expect.  Ridiculous angles?  Those Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Nitro cars! Tiny cars, or giant wrestlers?

8 Submitted by on Tue, 13 September 2016, 11:14
From The PW Torch: “WWE Nitro” launches as new line of racing toys featuring big names WWE and Playmates Toys announced Monday a new line of racing toys centered on arguably the four biggest names available to WWE. The first line of “WWE Nitro” Sprints and Machines features John Cena, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and The Undertaker. “Playmates Toys is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eva Marie Rojo vs. Eva Marie Negro At Clash Of Champions

14 Submitted by on Mon, 12 September 2016, 08:00
Baltimore, MD – An epic battle has been set for next month’s Clash of Champions Pay-Per-View as Eva Marie with red hair will take on Eva Marie with black hair. The feud began, naturally, on Eva Marie’s Instagram page. Two weeks ago, pictures began to surface showing Eva Marie with black hair. On Twitter, Eva Marie had stated that someone Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sting in WWE – WWE’s all-time most anticipated reminder that WCW sucked.

60 Submitted by on Thu, 08 September 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2015 “I always had this feeling that Vince wanted me more to undermine WCW than he did as a talent.” – Sting, “Legends with JBL”, 2016 If there was ever any wrestler synonymous with WCW, it was Sting. No one else had been with the company from its beginning to its end without ever working for the competition. Not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H Interferes In The National Spelling Bee

10 Submitted by on Mon, 05 September 2016, 08:00
Washington, DC – This past weekend’s National Spelling Bee had a shocking finish when WWE COO and former champion Triple H interfered, costing little Emily Cohen the championship. After several intense hours of spelling, the competition had whittled down to the final two: 12 year-old Emily Cohen from Toms River, New Jersey and 11 year-old Reyansh Sachdeva of Boston, Massachusetts. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Awesome Triple H as Kane custom action figure!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2016, 02:00
Crapper Ator writes: I thought the fine, discerning, and no doubt exceptionally handsome readers of Wrestlecrap might appreciate this custom figure I made to commemorate the most infamous and despicable story angle of all time. He is fully articulated and ready to desecrate your little sister’s Barbie collection. Keep him away from the Halloween decorations you have in storage! That Continue Reading...
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The InVasion: 2001 Gooker Award Winner

31 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2016, 00:00
WWF, 2001 When Bryan Alvarez and I decided to write The Death of WCW, he said something that I will never forget. After laughing about all the horrible stuff the company did to cause its own demise, we started to get down to business and really think about the company and its rich history. “You realize,” Bryan told me, “that as Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Booker T vs. Buff Bagwell – The Night That Killed WCW Once and For All

50 Submitted by on Thu, 01 September 2016, 20:00
WWF, 2001 Amazing, isn’t it? Amazing that in the FIFTEEN YEARS since it first happened, I have never inducted this match.  You’d think I would have done so – after all, this match was the single 15 minute segment that effectively killed any hope or prayer of WCW actually being used by the WWF following the buyout.  But I never Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Memphis Wrestling Theater 5000 – Lawler Vs. Gilbert: Parking Lot Rumble

3 Submitted by on Wed, 31 August 2016, 15:00
Scott Keith posted Kyle’s plug for this riffing of a Memphis Jerry Lawler vs. Eddie Gilbert parking lot brawl match on his blog and I saw it and thought it was really funny. Here’s the video description: This week, Kyle and Jeremy from the Obtuse Angles Podcast are riffing on one of the more notorious feuds between Jerry Lawler and Eddie Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – RTB presents … Top 10

39 Submitted by on Wed, 31 August 2016, 14:34
Today’s topic is simple, and directly related to the parent column: ten RTB concepts I won’t do. Ever. Don’t ask, don’t suggest, don’t offer your first born, they ain’t happening. Why? A variety of reasons, from taste to knowledge to … well, you’ll see. As always, top 10 lists are based on opinion, and these here are my opinions. There Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Suspends Literally Everyone For 30 Days

11 Submitted by on Mon, 29 August 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After several high profile suspensions, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has declared that literally everyone on planet Earth has been suspended for 30 days. Many within the company have been of edge ever since the suspensions for stars like Alberto Del Rio and Paige were announced. Their fears were realized when an incensed McMahon rampaged through the backstage Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Berserker Threw a Party: And It Kinda Sucks, So We’re Helping Out

12 Submitted by on Mon, 29 August 2016, 04:00
WWF, Early 1990’s I think I speak for nearly every late 80’s, early 90’s wrestling fan when I say, “God bless those old Coliseum videos.” Long before WWE 24/7, DVD releases, and heck, even monthly PPVs, all us marks could do “back in the day” to get our wrestling fix was to head to the local video store and see Continue Reading...
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