Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

AEW opened the Forbidden Door and guess who walked through it.

Great ready for the Shaq Attack in this week’s Headlies!

The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Bootleg TNA and WWE puzzles

9 Submitted by on Fri, 29 April 2016, 02:00
Crapper Barry Wilson writes: Well, I’m presuming someone bought this. How about a TNA Impact jigsaw featuring everyone’s favourite TNA wrestler, John Cena! I just love it when bootleggers get sloppy. But wait! There’s more! Thanks to Crapper Paul Rudoff at Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion we have more pictures of the bootleg TNA puzzle to look at! Paul writes: I was at the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Losses Now Count As Wins” Declares Vince McMahon

13 Submitted by on Mon, 25 April 2016, 08:00
Hartford, CT – In the weekly pre-Raw staff meeting, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made a stunning announcement that will change sports entertainment forever. “WWE needs a new shot of adrenaline and I’m about to give it a lethal dose,” said McMahon, sporting a large green hat with a “10/6” note on it. “WWE used to be much more…muchier. It has Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Enjoy delicious candy straight from The Undertaker’s throat!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 22 April 2016, 02:00
Coming… uh, sometime soon…. it’s WWE Pez Dispensers of The Undertaker, John Cena, and The Rock! Okay, those are sort of cool, but nothing will ever top the Pez Candy Shooter gun target game! Yes, they really sold this to kids back in the 60’s. It was a very different time… You could even use it to re-enact the Steve Austin/Brian Pillman Continue Reading...
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Induction: Barbara “BB” Bush – EMT stood for “Extremely Massive… Technician”

30 Submitted by on Thu, 21 April 2016, 20:00
WWF 1999-2000 Well, Crappers, it seems that after a rocky start, the Divas Revolution has finally achieved its first major success: namely, getting WWE to stop calling it “The Divas Revolution.” In fact, WWE abruptly dropped the whole “Divas” branding entirely, creating a new Women’s title to replace that ridiculous butterfly belt the ladies had been fighting over for years. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The greatest Randy Savage promo ever! “NO HOLDS BARRED!”.

11 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 12:35
I was reading Scott Keith’s latest Wrestling Observer Flashback covering 1989 and he linked to this amazing promo for the “No Holds Barred- The Movie, The Match” Pay-Per-View featuring The Macho King Randy Savage (does come with crown and scepter as illustrated!), Queen Sherri, and Jiggly Boobs Zeus talking about how they’re going to kill Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Authority Accidentally Leaves Fandango Home Alone

8 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A family vacation by Triple H and Stephanie McMahon was abruptly cut short when they released that they had accidentally left WWE Superstar Fandango home alone. The Authority, who were traveling to Disneyworld for some rest and relaxation, did not notice the missing Fandango when the extended McMahon family piled into Triple H’s minivan nor when they Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: I “figure” your taxes are due today.

9 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 02:00
Irwin R. Shyster (otherwise known as I.R.S!) would like to remind Crappers that your taxes are due today! In the unlikely event that you get a tax refund, why not spend that money on access to The WrestleCrap Archives? Oh yeah, and also get yourself one of these awesome I.R.S Hasbro action figures if you have any money leftover. What? Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL – The Worst WWF Magazine Covers of the 90s!

57 Submitted by on Thu, 14 April 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1990s The following confession is probably going to drown me in hate mail, but I was never, ever a fan of the WWF Magazine.  While the magazine was no doubt the best looking wrestling publication until WOW Magazine hit newsstands, it just did nothing for me.  RD Reynolds?  Always an Apter Mag guy.  Give me Pro Wrestling Illustrated, Inside Wrestling, The Wrestler.  I’d Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Please buy some worthless gold from Jeff Jarrett- he needs money!

18 Submitted by on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:49
Breaking News hot off the NewsTrolla! Jeff Jarrett and Global Force Wrestling now in the multi-level marketing business. Global Force Wrestling owner and former aspiring Country singer Jeff Jarrett has been reduced to shilling for a gold scam/pyramid scheme where you “join Team Jarrett” in what he calls “Global Force Gold”. You buy nearly worthless gold “Karatbars” and then get your Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Doctors Studying Medicinal Benefits of Booty O’s

14 Submitted by on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:00
Rochester, MN – Several doctors and scientists have been vigorously studying Booty O’s cereal to determine what medicinal effects they may have. Experiments on the official cereal of the WWE tag team champions The New Day began one week ago at the Mayo Clinic. Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, and Big E hand-delivered 500 boxes of the cereal in exchange for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE and Family Guy- two mediocre things that go bad together!

15 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
“You think that’s bad? Remember that time there was a Family Guy/WWE crossover game?!” Yes, WWE and Family Guy have teamed up for The Quest For Stuff mobile game which features The Undertaker, John Cena, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and (probably) others. And according to people who have played it, it really, really sucks. WWE and Family Guy- two things that were Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Hockey game artwork

7 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
Today we have a special bonus Someone Bought This thanks to a bulletin hot-off-the-presses email from loyal, long-time Crapper Randall B! Randall alerted me to this eBay auction of the original artwork used for the front of the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey tabletop game box! You’ve seen the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey game on the site before, but now’s your chance to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mongo McMichael, referee – As easy as… pause… 1… pause… 2… pause…

22 Submitted by on Thu, 07 April 2016, 20:00
TNA, 2008 Bound For Glory is TNA’s biggest show of the year, so you might expect them to emulate WWE’s biggest show, Wrestlemania. For example, when WWE knows a ‘Mania match is going to suck, they typically stick Steve Austin in as a special referee to spice things up. In the case of Bound For Glory 2008, the scheduled Monster’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Now King Of The Office After Correctly Predicting Wrestlemania

8 Submitted by on Mon, 04 April 2016, 08:00
Portland, OR – Lifetime wrestling fan and current Assistant Director of Communications got TechSprout Industries Andy Liu has dubbed himself the “King Of The Office” after correctly predicting the outcomes of every match at Wrestlemania 32. Liu confidently strode into his office at 8:30am, his head held higher than usual for a Monday morning. He took a large sip of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Stuck In Wrestlemania Traffic After Ring Cart Breaks Down

4 Submitted by on Sat, 02 April 2016, 08:00
Texarkana, TX – Multiple problems have plagued Vince McMahon’s journey to Wrestlemania, culminating in the breakdown of his motorized wrestling ring cart in eastern Texas. McMahon embarked for Dallas, Texas from his home in Greenwich Connecticut on Tuesday morning. Forgoing a plane ride, McMahon decided to tour the country by himself. The first problem McMahon ran into was a bout Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestlemania XI – The Grandest Stage of the Mall

84 Submitted by on Sat, 02 April 2016, 02:00
WWF, 1995 When it comes to ranking the top ten Wrestlemanias of all time, Wrestlemania XI doesn’t exactly spring to mind, and this was true even in 1995, when there were only 11 Manias to begin with. The first thing you’ll notice about Wrestlemania XI is that its intro recalls moments from every Wrestlemania to date, but precisely zero of Continue Reading...
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Guest Induction: Roman Reigns’s first year as champion – Sufferin’ Suck-otash!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 12:00
In years past, we at Wrestlecrap have commemorated our anniversary on April 1st with guest columns. This year, we’re going one step further by reaching out to a writer not from another publication or field, but from another dimension altogether. For the first time ever, we’re happy to present a special induction written by Art0Donnell’s counterpart from a parallel universe. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Episode 259!!!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 06:00
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars with this very special episode of WrestleCrap Radio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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It Came From YouTube: Happy 16th Anniversary, WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 02:00
Happy 16th Anniversary WrestleCrap! Mike Check helped me pick out the perfect song to commemorate this important milestone in a girl’s website’s life! I will always be grateful to everyone both past and present (R.D, Merle, Harry, Blade, Jed, Jordan, Justin, Emerson, Art, Triple Kelly, and everyone else) who have worked so very hard to make this here website the finest showcase the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Bret Hart prank

3 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2016, 02:00
Crapper E-Aquared writes: It amazed me how this was put together. First off, were those people watching a recorded episode of Smackdown when that happened? Also, the prank was just genius. They probably knew that their friend was a huge Bret Hart fan that if there was even a rumor or hint of a return, he would believe it. I Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bad News Piper – Like Al Jolson, Michael Jackson, and Tiny Tim? This is the Feud for You!

41 Submitted by on Thu, 31 March 2016, 20:00
WWF, WrestleMania VI, 1990 One of the highlights of running this here website for the last sixteen years (yes, WrestleCrap turns Sweet 16 this April 1!) has brought me is the ability to talk with various personalities in the wrestling business.  Be it my dear friend “Earthquake” John Tenta, Lance Storm, or Vince Russo, I’ve been blessed to be able Continue Reading...
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RD Reynolds Previews WrestleMania on The Steve Czaban Show!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 30 March 2016, 16:42
Absolutely thrilled to announce I was a guest on The Steve Czaban Show Tuesday, March 29 during the 8am EST hour.  This has long been my favorite sports radio progrem, so I was honored to appear! You can listen to the show here. Be sure to follow Czabe on Twitter, and tell him RD Reynolds sent him your way!  ...
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Headlies: Zack Ryder’s Wrestlemania Match Just An Elaborate Episode Of Swerved

31 Submitted by on Mon, 28 March 2016, 08:00
Long Island, NY – WWE Superstar Zack Ryder’s appearance in a match at Wrestlemania has been revealed to be an elaborate episode of the WWE Network original show “Swerved”. The inclusion of Ryder in the Intercontinental Championship match surprised many longtime fans. While he has been appearing in NXT for the past several months, Ryder has not been included in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 32 Attendance Number Leaks Early

7 Submitted by on Sat, 26 March 2016, 08:00
West Hollywood, CA – An official document promoting Wrestlemania 32’s record-setting attendance has leaked online despite the event not taking place for another week. Ryan Satin, Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ProWrestlingSheet.com, is reporting that WWE will be touting a new attendance record of “10 Cajillion people” at the event in Dallas. “It’s no secret that WWE has been pushing hard Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: An Iron Sheik shirt that no one could possibly want…

7 Submitted by on Fri, 25 March 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found this Iron Sheik shirt on the official WWE Shop that says “I Got Humbled By The Iron Sheik”. He writes: Uh… do they know what this means? Either WWE doesn’t know what that means and they’re idiots who decided to slap it on a t-shirt without any thought… Or they do know what that means and they think fans Continue Reading...
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