WWE, 2002 As part of a three-part induction special, I have decided to revisit the Billy & Chuck wedding, which bridges the gap between last week’s HLA induction and next week’s induction of the HLA match. The original induction of Billy & Chuck’s commitment ceremony is available rightchere for Crappers with access to the Archives. Have you heard of the Continue Reading...
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Induction: HLA – 2 Girls, 1 Cup… of Crap! Uh, Wrestlecrap.
74 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00WWE, 2002 WWE is no stranger to publicity stunts. Whether it be the “sale” of Raw to Donald Trump, the “Battle of the Billionaires,” or basically any angle involving Donald Trump, Vince McMahon has been known to make desperate grabs for mainstream media attention, typically at the expense of regular viewers who watch his programming in spite of (and not Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit
4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: John Cena makes his pecs dance to plug garbage bags.
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 10 August 2016, 15:00
Here’s one of the new John Cena Hefty trash bag commercials in which he makes his pecs flex as they (?) say the Hefty, Hefty, Hefty chant (?!). The woman’s reaction to this is just the icing on the Stupid Cake. I find this whole commercial deeply disturbing and it really does not make me want to buy their garbage bags…...
Headlies: The Club Get Their Own Clubhouse
14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 08 August 2016, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – Now that they have established themselves as a force to be reckoned with in the WWE, The Club have decided it is time to open an official clubhouse. “We’re here and we’re here to stay,” said Luke Gallows from inside the clubhouse. “Everyone is going to be totally jealous of The Club Clubhouse. Karl’s dad is like Continue Reading...
Fire up the MovieTrolla, as WrestleCrap.com’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss upcoming wrestling related movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran. Plus TWO New TNA Correspondents! All this and oodles more in a near two-hour marathon! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here! ...
It Came From YouTube: Fake Razor no more!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 August 2016, 02:00Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Rick Titan “debuts” on USWA tv by Alundra Blayze’ing the Razor Ramon gimmick That’s pretty cool! See, the problem is that he did a pretty decent Razor Ramon but you can’t really get over being a fake Razor Ramon. And you’re even less likely to get over being Rick Bognar because who give a crap about Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Ric Flair on Lizard Lick Towing – A Repo Reality Show With NO Barry Darsow? FOR SHAME!
27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 04 August 2016, 20:00
Reality TV Show, 2013 I remember when I was a kid wondering why there were never television shows that just followed normal people around during their daily lives. Surely, I thought, there are folks in this world that are interesting enough all by themselves that they wouldn’t need scripts or props or sets to make for entertainment worthy of my Continue Reading...
Rewriting The Book – Summerslam ’97 Aftershow
34 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Tue, 02 August 2016, 16:59Well, here we are. Another Rewriting The Book done and behind us, and now it’s on to the post-mortem. If you follow me on Twitter or in the forums, you know that this one was my Chinese Democracy. Maybe not as long in development as that (and hopefully not as disappointing), but definitely one I went back to a number Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Smothers Vs. Bear- the rematch!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 August 2016, 18:21Crapper Paul S. writes: A rematch 26 years in the making. Olde Wrestling presents an epic battle of Man vs Beast! Well, we already covered Tracy’s first match with a bear. Now we have this second match he had with another bear. What’s next for Tracy? Perhaps a match with a ferocious Baer? I got a crisp George Washington that says Continue Reading...
Headlies: Vince McMahon Performs Voodoo Ritual To Keep John Cena Another 10 Years
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 01 August 2016, 08:00
Fort Worth, TX – WWE CEO Vince McMahon cautiously walked out into the abandoned parking lot. He took a moment to let his eyes adjust to darkness. The time on his Rolex read 12:00AM. “Hello?” asked McMahon. “Are…are you there? It’s me. You said to meet here exactly on the stroke of midnight” A garbage can erupted in flames, causing Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: A music video staring a Wrestling Superstar
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 July 2016, 02:00It’s the music video for “Kayfabe” by MaxXout! And it even features Wrestling Superstar Virgil! And his Hasbro figure! This video made me laugh and it’s very creative. Mission accomplished, guys! The song is pretty good, too!...
Induction: NXT Kids – No kangaroos were harmed in the making of this pilot
16 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 July 2016, 20:09
WWE, 2015 WWE is always cooking up new programming for its Network. Many of these shows target specific demographics, like women (Unfiltered with Renee Young), middle-aged men (Legends’ House), and really immature teen boys whose moms don’t know how to use the parental controls (Camp WWE). And of course, kids. Early this year, WWE taped an episode at Full Sail Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Who could make a Fun House even more fun? An ex-presidential candidate!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 27 July 2016, 15:00Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Did a search and saw this wasn’t on the crap. Admittedly, I stumbled upon this video by coming across a Twitter conversation between users @Midget_Rage and @bobbybloodfeast. Bob Backlund promoting a fundraiser to save a Fun House?! That is the most awesome submission I’ve gotten in… a few weeks. BobBacklundFunHouseEnthusiast.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! Continue Reading...
Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part IV)
21 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Mon, 25 July 2016, 21:39
The final chapter is here! If you missed the previous three, here’s Part I, Part II and Part III. Our story continues on the final Raw before Survivor Series. The epochal event has taken shape as the ultimate battleground and final confrontation for many ongoing feuds, including Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Cactus Jack, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Owen Hart, Continue Reading...
Headlies: Heath Slater Drafted To Saturday Morning Slam
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 July 2016, 08:00
Anchorage, AK – WWE Superstar Heath Slater was finally drafted this weekend and will become the new star of Saturday Morning Slam. Initially, Slater had gone undrafted by bother the Raw and Smackdown brands, leaving him without a place to wrestle. His luck changed, though, when he received an email from Saturday Morning Slam’s new General Manager saying that he Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner is the world’s greatest ring announcer
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 July 2016, 02:00Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: For those wondering, this is from an episode of Impact where the Main Event Mafia took over for half the show. As well as Big Poppa Pump being ring announcer, we had Kevin Nash & Booker T on commentary, using the names ‘Chet Lemon’ & ‘Black Snow’, respectively. Scott Steiner on a microphone for an extended Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: The Nitro Girls Website! All You Chameleon Fans, Your Day Has Finally Arrived!
41 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 July 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 I know it sounds impossible to believe, but I am forever on the lookout for new ideas for the site. In my quest for such freshitude, a while back I did the first ever WrestleCrap Deadsite Induction (stealing the idea from our friend Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula), in which I jump into a time machine and go back Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Coming soon- Booty O’s cereal (and a shirt, too!).
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 21 July 2016, 19:09Oh yes! The Official New Day Booty-O’s cereal is coming soon and you can pre-order it with a t-shirt at FYE.com! It will also be available at F.Y.E stores (so no, you won’t find it on your next trip…. to the grocery!). It comes out on August 5th and yes, it’s a box with real cereal in it! Not since Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: This John Cena book comes with a baffling bonus…
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 20 July 2016, 15:00Crapper Mike writes: Spotted at Barnes & Noble. While the idea of a book about John Cena isn’t that odd, the sweatband tie-in is. I mean, yeah–he wears sweatbands. But in combination with a book? Is WWE expecting readers to sweat while reading it? Ew. Wow! Yeah, that has me perplexed too… Maybe it’s to make it appeal to kids Continue Reading...
Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part III)
11 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Tue, 19 July 2016, 19:35If you missed the first two installments, here’s Part I and Part II Our story continues the night after In Your House: Badd Blood. Once again, the Hart Foundation turned the night upside-down … but the World Wrestling Federation struck back in kind. Owen Hart recaptured the vacant Intercontinental Championship, albeit with help from Stone Cold Steve Austin. But Davey Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hungry, Hungry Matt Hardy!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 July 2016, 18:39So apparently Matt Hardy has threatened to slather Jim Cornette in JR’s barbecue sauce and eat him… What? You think I can possibly add anything to that?!...
Headlies: Paige Drags Alberto Del Rio To Warped Tour
9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 July 2016, 08:00
Holmdel, NJ – WWE Supserstars Paige and Alberto Del Rio spent their entire Sunday at Warped Tour, the annual touring punk rock music festival. The real-life couple have been searching for things to do together outside of the wrestling world for some time and when the opportunity to see many of her favorite bands, Paige purchased tickets. Del Rio initially Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Pin the WHAT on WHO?
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 16 July 2016, 02:36Crapper Drew wrote: During my most recent trip to the grocery/party supply store, I happened upon this priceless collectible. I’m actually shocked I found it at all, because I was wearing my official WWE blindfold at the time- and the sweatband that I’m compelled to carry on my person at all times, just in case (normal people do this, right?…) Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Spirit Of America is here to spread patriotism to the USWA!
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 July 2016, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Spirit of America was another creation of USWA’s insanity period. Basically he was a parody of Lex Lugar’s “Lex Express” gimmick who went around doing good deeds like telling kids to pick up litter. Unfortunately for him Eric Embry has decided to take break from sending a chainsaw murder to kill Jerry Lawler and has decided Continue Reading...
Induction: WWF in San Juan – Gorilla vs. Monsoon
31 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 14 July 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1985 For months, the Shining Stars have been bragging to the mainland Americans about how beautiful Puerto Rico is. I’m not sure how this is supposed to make us mad, as I can’t imagine any viewers offended to hear that Puerto Rico is a better vacation destination than, say, South Dakota. (Wall Drug excepted) But contrary to what the Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Big Show challenges someone for WrestleMania!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 14 July 2016, 19:05The Big Show challenges equally tall Shaquille O’Neal at The ESPY Awards! Oh man! I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Show! After all, Shaq is a master of Shaq-Fu! And on top of that, he’s a magical genie! I think we’ll just pencil this angle and match in for a 2018 induction right now…...
It Came From YouTube: The Final Deletion: The Aftermath
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 July 2016, 18:57
And so the epic battle comes to an end…and I think we all want to live at Matt Hardy’s funhouse. Secret entrances to his kid’s bedroom? Fire poles to get from the upper levels to downstairs? Sign us up!...
Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part II)
11 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Mon, 11 July 2016, 20:57Missed Part I? Find it here! Our story continues the night after In Your House: Ground Zero, a night that saw The Hart Foundation continue to wreck havoc on the World Wrestling Federation. A brutal attack by Foundation leader Bret Hart on Vader was only the beginning. The British Bulldog would squeak away with the European Championship, even after Mick Continue Reading...
Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA
13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 July 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – Maxel Hardy, the infant son of TNA stars Matt Hardy and Reby Sky, has demanded his immediate and unconditional release from TNA. Rumors of Maxel’s departure began swirling soon after his father Matt and uncle Jeff battled each other in what has been dubbed “The Final Deletion.” Following the match, a visibly upset Maxel entered TNA President Continue Reading...