It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

AEW opened the Forbidden Door and guess who walked through it.

Great ready for the Shaq Attack in this week’s Headlies!

The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s real last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: The Great Khali vs Giant Gonzalez!

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 15 October 2016, 09:39

It’s a WrestleCrap dream match! The Battle Of The Giants! Yes, we’ve got the Great Khali Vs. Giant Gonzalez thanks to a creative fan, and the WWE 2K16 video game! Surely this could have taken the main event slot at any WrestleMania! The sight of Giant Gonzalez putting Khali in a Boston Crab cracks me up for some reason. You Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Helmet and Hulk and Macho Man Halloween costumes

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 October 2016, 02:00

I know most of you will be drawn to the Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage costumes (why are the kids holding hands? Is that one of Roddy Piper’s Halloween Safety Tips that I forgot?) but I want to point out the awesome plastic Sgt. Slaughter helmet. What kid says “Yes! I want that Sgt. Slaughter helmet! I love Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Concrete proof that Blade Braxton is wrong, and R.D Reynolds is right.

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:14

I need to draw a line in the sand, Crappers! Older, sluttier WCW Miss Elizabeth is a million times hotter than young, boring, “pure” Granny-Panty-wearing WWE Miss Elizabeth, as these WCW posters so clearly illustrate. Blade might know a good horror movie 9and quite a few bad ones, even!) but when it comes to Elizabeth, my old buddy and old pal Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Kevin Nash, The Promoter – Don’t Worry, Your Halloween Costume Will Be Better

49 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:00

WCW, 1999 Halloween is always one of my favorite times of the year. It’s no Christmas, don’t get me wrong, but it’s still something I look forward to even though the days of eating pounds of chocolate obtained via trick or treating are long since past. These days, I search out new ways to enjoy the holiday. For instance, I’ve never Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: A Barbaric used car pitchman!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 12 October 2016, 15:00

Scott Keith posted this commercial in a recent Wrestling Observer Flashback and I just had to share it here. It’s John Nord (AKA: The Berzerker) as Nord The Barbarian doing a commercial for a used car dealership! If you don’t love every second of this commercial then you are simply on the wrong website, bucko!...

It Came From YouTube: John Cena is nuts about pistachios (and also, he’s an elephant).

16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 10 October 2016, 16:12

John Cena is Ernie The Elephant! Elephant Ernie’s/John’s dialogue sounds like something straight out of a 1998 Attitude Era episode of Raw. Lords Of Pain says thusly: John Cena and Seahawks player Richard Sherman are appearing in a new ad campaign from Wonderful Pistachios to educate fans on the nutritional benefits of pistachios. Cena is voicing Ernie The Elephant, a pistachio-loving Continue Reading...

Headlies: Only 21% of WWE Network Revenue Goes Toward Curing Raw’s Dullness

8 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 10 October 2016, 14:42

While WWE Network has been a godsend for wrestling fans of all ages that enjoy the sort of tailored viewing experience that a vast on-demand library can provide, a recent revelation shows that the money given by said fans isn’t going to the right places. A new study conducted by the Institute of Deflecting Raw’s Ratings Woes Away From Characters We Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Officials Beg Vince McMahon Not To Do A Columbus Day Skit

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 October 2016, 08:00

Oakland, CA – Tensions ran high during the pre-Raw creative meeting as WWE CEO Vince McMahon insisted on the show including a skit about Columbus Day. “I don’t see what the problem is,” said a frustrated McMahon. “Whenever Raw falls on a holiday, we do a holiday-related skit. Remember on Halloween, we have the women dress up in their favorite Continue Reading...

Headlies: Goldberg Hopes to Learn Plenty During Upcoming NXT Run

6 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 08 October 2016, 13:57

Speculation has run rampant regarding former two-time wrestling World Champion Bill Goldberg. The 49-year-old heavyweight grappler hasn’t taken part in a wrestling match in over twelve years, but recent talks with WWE through video game conglomerate 2K Sports have Goldberg closer than ever to re-donning the tights. If a deal with WWE is officially hammered out, Goldberg will follow the path Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWE zombie wrestling figures

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 October 2016, 02:00

Just in time for Halloween, Mattel has released a line of WWE Zombie Figure. If I was 9 years old I’d probably think these are cool and I guess WWE’s marketing department is banking on kids loving these!...

Induction: Tiger Ali Singh – The Million Rupee Man

48 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 06 October 2016, 20:00

WWF, 1997-1999 Have you ever contemplated how rare success is in pro wrestling? For every hardcore legend like Mick Foley, there are a thousand stupid kids beating their brains out in their backyards. For every charismatic muscle man like Hulk Hogan, there are a hundred Tom Magees. And for every wrestler like The Rock who surpasses his father’s legacy, there Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: The NEW Monday Night Wars: 2010 Gooker Award Winner

60 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 05 October 2016, 15:00

TNA, 2010 Text by RD Reynolds Well, TNA, congratulations. Dixie Carter, come on up and claim your prize. It took eight years to finally snag it, but you did it. The Gooker is finally yours. In a lot of ways, this day was inevitable. I mean, for how many years have folks been lambasting this company for putting on horrible shows, Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The Rock reacts to his debut match

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 October 2016, 18:03

The Rock reacts to his debut match. Man, he can make anything entertaining! He’s almost as funny as R.D and Art, but not even The Great One can reach those comedic heights!...

Headlies: Officials Warn of Phony Doink Sightings at Independent Shows

12 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 03 October 2016, 16:47

Public officials across the United States have begun warning local residents about the uptick in Doink the Clown impostors inhabiting the independent wrestling scene. On the weekend of Saturday, October 1 alone, an estimated 37 individuals across the country elected to ply their trade as ‘Doink the Clown’, a popular wrestling character from the World Wrestling Federation in the 1990s, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Brian Kendrick Wants To Show You A Body He Found In The Woods

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 October 2016, 08:00

Mill Valley, CA – WWE Superstar Brian Kendrick wants to show you something cool that he found in the woods. You both skip Chemistry class and head out into the woods behind the baseball field. “Dude, it’s going to blow your mind!” says Kendrick as you walk deeper and deeper in the woods. Kendrick has always been a little different, Continue Reading...

It Came from YouTube: MUST SEE, Amazing Daniel Bryan Documentary

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 01 October 2016, 14:49

We teased it years ago on WrestleCrap.com. No one else did, it was just us covering Saturday Morning Slam. Finally…the full story can be told. So glad it made it out....

Someone Bought This: Custom Hulk Hogan Gawker trial figure!

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 01 October 2016, 13:58

Crapper Ator sent in these pictures of his awesome “Hulk Hogan Gawker Trial” figure. You will remember that Ator also made the Triple H as Kane figure. He writes: Thought the fine folks at Wrestlecrap might get a charge from this TEN INCH TALL Gawker trial Hulk Hogan figure! Well maybe he’s not ten inches like you’re trying to say Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WCW + MTV + Spring Break = WrestleCrap. Go figure…

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 September 2016, 15:00

Crapper Jim Shea writes: What happens when you try to take Body Slam: The Movie and bring it into reality in the year 1999? You get THIS! There’s good reason the concept behind Body Slam was never put into practice as you can see here with this confusing mess. But hey, let’s all party like it’s 1999 with some cheesy Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Ric Flair Halloween mask

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 September 2016, 02:00

Crapper rpres70324 writes: When I saw your latest post regarding the Big Boss Man’s mask, I immediately thought of this gem I stumbled upon on Ebay. I was looking for Ric Flair merchandise. Did not expect to see this plastic mask. It’s the stuff nightmares of made of. Is that supposed to be Ric Flair, or Bob Barker from The Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: MTV Beach Brawl – Who Will Be KING OF THE BEACH?

39 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 29 September 2016, 20:00

WCW-MTV Special, 1999 When MTV first hit airwaves, I was a plucky twelve year old kid, and while I wasn’t around on day one for the initial broadcast, you can bet I spent hours upon hours with my eyeballs stapled to the set. Those early days…man, those were some good times. It’s there that I learned that I had but Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Dixie Carter’s theme song MP3

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 29 September 2016, 16:08

Dixie Carter’s theme song in TNA is mysteriously called “The Man In Me” and you can buy an MP3 of it right in the TNA Shop! “The Man In Me”?! Uh, so that would be Serge, I guess? No, no! Wrong kind of “Surge”, sugah! Snce I don’t want you loyal Crappers to have to actually pay to hear the Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: An exclusive preview of next week’s Impact Wrestling!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 September 2016, 23:05

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Someone Bought This: Wrap up tight in the WWE Comfy Wrap (but only if you don’t mind looking weird)

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 September 2016, 15:00

Fall is here and you’re going to get chilly! Better grab your WWE Comfy Wrap! It’s a blanket! It’s a comforter! It’s a wrap! But mostly it makes you look like a cult leader who also happens to be a wrestling fan....

Headlies: TNA Sold To A Giant Chicken

21 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 28 September 2016, 03:01

Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks, Paul! Nashville, TN – Following failed bids by Aroluxe Marketing, Billy Corgan, and Virgil TNA announced it’s new financial backer at a press conference on Wednesday. Dixie Carter appeared at a joint press conference with a representative from a new investment firm called “Boo Industries.” “It is with great confidence Continue Reading...

Headlies: Randy Orton Puts Himself In A Headlock To Speed Up His Recovery

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 September 2016, 08:00

St. Louis, MO – An injured Randy Orton has discovered a new way to help speed up his recovery time and return to the ring sooner than expected. Orton has been out of action ever since suffering a concussion at the hands of Brock Lesnar at Backlash. The road to recovery has been long and arduous for the Viper. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Halloween costume and mask

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 September 2016, 02:00

Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: This site has covered Sgt. Slaughter’s dual presence in the WWF and GI Joe. Probably more than one wrestling fan bought this Sgt. Slaughter mask made by the GI Joe division. It came with a costume too–which probably didn’t look as creepy as the mask with eyeholes cut out of its silver plastic Continue Reading...

Induction: In Your House: Great White North – Nine thugs, one bad pay-per-view

68 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 22 September 2016, 20:00

WWF, 1995 In just a few days, WWE will be holding a pay-per-view event. It doesn’t really matter when you read this, as WWE seems to run one every two weeks nowadays, but the one I have in mind is Clash of Champions. It’s all part of WWE’s expansion to a 19-event schedule on the WWE Network, with each minor Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Dinosaur Dracula smashes into some Halloween fun with a Demolition toy!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 22 September 2016, 13:18

Friend of WrestleCrap Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula just posted a new 5 Random Action Figures article and one of them is the Hasbro figure of Smash from Demolition! It’s all part of Matt’s annual Halloween countdown which is full of spootacular fun and frights! (This one’s for you, Mr. Brakestown!). ...

It Came From Youtube: Corey Feldman’s First Live TV Performance…With A WWE Legend

9 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Tue, 20 September 2016, 17:09

The Howard Stern Show, 1992 Poor Corey Feldman. Last Friday, the former child star of such 1980’s classics as The Goonies, Stand By Me and Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter broke out his microphone and Michael Jackson-inspired dance steps for a live musical performance on the Today show. And faster than you can say “hashtag,” all the Continue Reading...

Winners of the FREE Copies of The Death of WCW Audio Book Announced!

44 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 19 September 2016, 18:48

Want to thank everyone who entered our contest! The two winners are as follows: Keith says: SEPTEMBER 20, 2016 AT 5:47 AM (EDIT) I’m just thinking how many more fantastic inductions we would have if WCW had managed to do another 10-15 years at the same pace as the year 2000. Surely that’s the greatest tragedy in all this? Dr. Dirtnap says: Continue Reading...