Karrion Kross is back in WWE!

Don’t remember him?

Join us for this new induction! (The safe word is “Harbinger”)

Goldberg demolishes a 14 foot tall giant like a total geek!

Behold our Squash of the Week!

With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Triple H’s Sledgehammer To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

10 Submitted by on Mon, 16 January 2017, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – On tonight’s edition of Monday Night Raw, the WWE will announce that the first induction for this year’s Hall Of Fame ceremony will be none other than Triple H’s Sledgehammer. The sledgehammer, a long-time ally of the former world champion and current COO of WWE, has been a member of the WWE roster for over 15 years. Continue Reading...
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Induction: MexAmerica – Their chief export was apathy

30 Submitted by on Thu, 12 January 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2015 When WWE brought José Alberto Rodríguez, the former Dos Caras Jr., into the company, their hope was to create a Mexican superstar who could draw a Latino audience even after Rey Mysterio retired. Unfortunately, the renamed Alberto Del Río did not work out as hoped, being nowhere near as popular as Rey-Rey, even during his brief run as Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Create A WWE Superstar Mr. America Hulk Hogan figure

7 Submitted by on Wed, 11 January 2017, 15:35
It’s a WWE Hulk Hogan / Mr. American Create A WWE Superstar figure! Remember when Hulk Hogan put on a mask and became Mr. America so he could tiptoe around being suspended by Vince McMahon who he was feuding with? Yeah, it was pretty stupid. And here’s a figure to celebrate that gimmick. They don’t mention the Mr. American name Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Eric Young beat Robert Roode at Slammiversary ’07? (Part I)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 11 January 2017, 15:32
(Jed’s note: The official year of #RTB10 officially kicks off with a brand new RTB, by a brand new author! Chris French is the man responsible for this. If you have any feedback for him, leave it in the comments; he’s promised to be responsive. Just be constructive on the new guy, eh? We want him to stick around. Also, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Jetsons & WWE Robo-Wrestlemania trailer

16 Submitted by on Mon, 09 January 2017, 20:40
Crapper Paul S. writes: WWE’s animated films continue to get more bizarre. Really why are Hanna-Barbera’s non-Scooby Doo characters only showing up in WWE projects. On the plus side this plot set-up actually feels more like a movie than “Stone-Age Smackdown” which felt more like a cute idea for a Wrestling themed episode painfully stretched out to feature length. Well, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party

13 Submitted by on Mon, 09 January 2017, 08:00
Las Cruces, NM – Former WWE Superstar Alberto Del Rio is once again in trouble with the law after assaulting another person in a Ninja Turtles costume. Las Cruces Sheriff Benjamin Munoz described the scene, saying “It’s just awful. I can’t recall ever seeing such a random and senseless act of violence. There were foam sais, nunchucks, and bos everywhere.” Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Joe Hardy’s entrance videos

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Crapper Leo Montford writes: I think that these brilliantly unique entrance videos from “Local Hero” Joe Hendry would make a fantastic addition to ICFYT. Also, the part of the Mr Anderson entrance where Pikachu stabs him and Anderson’s reaction would make an excellent gif of the week. Wow, I like the Spice Girls one!...
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Headlies: Dixie Carter Is Ready For 2017, Dang It

6 Submitted by on Mon, 02 January 2017, 08:00
Nashville, TN – TNA President Dixie Carter stumbled out of bed and slowly made her way to the kitchen. Still hungover from her New Years Eve celebration, Carter knew she desperately needed something to eat to keep the room from spinning. After downing several Jell-O pudding cups, and avoiding several passed-out party goers, Carter flopped down on her leather couch Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you don’t have this figure, you’re Dragon your collection down!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 30 December 2016, 02:00
In 1992 Hasbro and WWE decided to make a figure of Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat during that weird time when he came to the ring looking like a real dragon and breathing fire (!). The figure’s special finishing move is “The Steamboat Springer” which sounds like what Jerry Springer would name his large boat. Does include weird dragon head accessory Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: 2016 – A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

81 Submitted by on Thu, 29 December 2016, 20:00
A staggering and inordinate amount of deaths among talented, beloved celebrities and entertainers. A hideously ugly election cycle that only seemed to magnify the worst in everyone. The continued existence of Chrisley Knows Best, despite nobody knowing (or willing to admit knowing) a single person that watches that show for non-ironic reasons. The year 2016 has not been a pretty one, to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Coca-Cola Reveals Special Wrestlecrap-Edition Cans For Christmas

12 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 08:00
Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise move, Coca-Cola will be releasing new specialty cans next year featuring the names and images of terrible professional wrestling gimmicks and angles. Coca-Cola Chairman and CEO Muhtar Kent explained the sudden and inexplicable change to the soda company’s traditional winter and Santa Claus-themed cans. “My flight had a layover this morning at the Indianapolis Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock Jr. isn’t cooking much judging by his physique.

4 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 03:31
Oh look, it’s some indy geek doing a terrible impersonation of The Rock! He sort of does look like The Rock… if The Rock lived in a Third World Country, was starving, and suddenly lost all of his muscle mass. “Please, just $.75 a day can give The Rock a nourishing meal and the education he so desperately needs!”. Sadly Continue Reading...
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The Further Adventures of El Santa Claus: The Battle With Pitch Was Just the Beginning!

11 Submitted by on Sat, 24 December 2016, 08:12
Short Films, Late 1950’s/Early 1960’s Text by RD Reynolds It feels so weird to think that this induction I am penning tonight is the last new one to ever be featured on what is soon to be the old version of WrestleCrap.com. But in many ways, it is only appropriate that we end it this way. After all, I’m pretty sure Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 264!!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 23:04
Christmas time is here!  Like literally, by the time we post this, it will be Christmas Day if I don’t type faster.  RD and Blade have all kinds of fun and you will too by listening right now!  Like before it’s December 26th! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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It Came From YouTube: The Macho Man creates havoc and shills a meat snack at the same time!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 02:00
In this bunch of awesome 80’s and 90’s commercials (just one in a continuing series), The Nostalgia Critic features a montage of commercials for Slim Jims featuring (who else?) The Macho Man Randy Savage! ArtThouBored.com! I bet that URL… might possibly be taken because it’s so cool and I can’t be the first one to think of using it. Man, Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

87 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: A Johnny Damon Christmas: Yankee, Go Home!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 08:45
WWE, 2009 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here and his Blog, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?” Here! Holiday episodes of wrestling have never must-see television. Knowing that most fans will be spending time with family rather than watching the boob tube, but unwilling to just show re-runs like normal TV programs, wrestling writers typically phone it in around Thanksgiving Continue Reading...
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