Another FBI raid on Trump?

Fuhgedabout it in a brand-new Headlies!

Karrion Kross is back in WWE!

Don’t remember him?

Join us for this new induction! (The safe word is “Harbinger”)

Goldberg demolishes a 14 foot tall giant like a total geek!

Behold our Squash of the Week!

With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993. It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: “Wrestlin’ Up Some Grub” with The Giant and Macho Man!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 18 July 2017, 11:57

From 1999 it’s “Wrestlin’ Up Some Grub” with Macho Man Randy Savage and The Giant! How ddi this pilot not get picked up? Credit to Pro Wrestling Sheet (and our own Jordan who made me aware of this)....

Headlies: Disney Taps WWE’s Jack Gallagher For Lead Role In Aladdin

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 17 July 2017, 08:00

Hollywood, CA – In a shocking movie, Disney has cast WWE Superstar Jack Gallagher for the titular role in the live-action version of Aladdin. Disney, who publicly stated recently that they were having difficulty filling the lead role, released a statement saying, “There’s just something special about Jack Gallagher that makes him perfect to play a character of Middle Eastern Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Kanyon Cutter montage!

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 July 2017, 02:00

BANG!...

INDUCTION: The 30th Anniversary of PILEDRIVER – A Scene by Scene Super Analysis!

68 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 13 July 2017, 20:00

WWF, 1987 I’ve been bingeing Prime Time Wrestling on the Network of late. I mean, not that it’s anything new for me; I’ve long made known my love for this television progrem, so I won’t bore you with details about it again. I binged it long before the Network existed (on good ol’ fashioned VHS tapes I recorded from the Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Rene Goulet crap

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 12 July 2017, 02:00

Christopher Haydu (AKA: Gotch Gracy 3000) writes: Check this out, Mr. Kraft. A tribute to Rene Goulet that talks about his similarities to Michael Jackson and addresses those rumors of what Mr. Goulet likes to do in bed…. The epitome of WrestleCrap!...

Headlies: Global Force Wrestling’s Fan Excited By TNA Acquisition

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 July 2017, 08:00

Nashville, TN – Global Force Wrestling’s one and only fan has been making the rounds on wrestling message boards, Facebook groups, and Reddit celebrating the company’s re-branding of TNA. A person by the name of “Joof Jorrett” has been joining various websites to praise the rebirth of his favorite company, Global Force Wrestling. “It’s about dang time someone finally righted Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Iron Sheik alarm clock App

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 July 2017, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I do not know if it is still selling on iTunes, but the person behind the voice of Lois from Family Guy loves it. If you get it, respect the Legend. “Number One App in The iTunes Store Or Go Fuck Yourself”? Did WrestleCrap Radio’s own Angry Jim come up with the marketing campaign for this?...

Induction: The GLOW pay-per-view – This time, it cost money

30 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 06 July 2017, 20:00

Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1993 With the hit series GLOW premiering on Netflix recently, a lot of wrestling fans have come to appreciate the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, the syndicated 1980s television show that is the subject of the new comedy/drama. The GLOW wrestling show was the first of its kind, employing an all-female cast that blended goofball comedy with Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: “It Doesn’t Matter” video featuring The Rock and Wyclef Jean

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 05 July 2017, 02:00

Crapper E-Squared writes: I felt that it was long overdue, but better late than never. Anyway, looking at this video REALLY dates the song AND the video. The Rock was well in character with how he was in 2000 and it just really takes me back. Plus, this song was a total gimmick, especially considering how popular The Rock was Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 July 2017, 02:00

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90’s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Unveils New Network Show “Everybody Hates Dolph Ziggler”

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 July 2017, 08:00

Hollywood, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced at a press conference earlier today that the newest original programming on the WWE Network would be a reality show called “Everybody Hates Dolph Ziggler”. McMahon, flanked by his daughter Stephanie and Ziggler himself, explained the premise. “We have Dolph Ziggler going around the country and tape people saying awful things about Continue Reading...

Induction: Donald Trump buys Raw: Dropped almost as fast as WWE’s stock

71 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Sun, 02 July 2017, 02:00

WWE, 2009 I have never understood Donald Trump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Vince McMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. McMahon once made Trish Stratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to demolish Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Lex Express I’ll Be Your Hero Music Video

3 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 01 July 2017, 15:34

Let’s all celebrate America’s independence the Lex Luger way – by laying on an American Flag pillow while wearing an American flag shirt while hugging ANOTHER American flag pillow....

It Came From YouTube: I LOOOOOVE YOU brothers and sisters of WrestleCrap!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 June 2017, 02:00

Bruce Prichard might have been pretty awesome at playing the annoying, insincere sleazy preacher Brother Love, but this is still a stupid, one-note character that got on everyone’s nerves in a hurry. The worst part is that they’d extend his interview segments to like 15 or 20 minutes at a time!...

INDUCTION: Starrcade Main Eventer Ed Leslie – The Granddaddy of Them All Gets Butchered

54 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 29 June 2017, 20:00

WCW, 1994 I like how everyone and their brother is complaining about Jinder Mahal ramdomly being thrust into the main event scene. I mean, sure, I’ve brought it up too, viewing this as one of the ultimate troll jobs Vince McMahon has ever perpetrated, just to get all of us hardcores in a tizzy. Look, I’ve heard all the reason Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: UWF cookies!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 June 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: What wrestling fan couldn’t resist a “Dr. Death Steve Willaims Oatmeal Pina Colada” cookie? Particularly in one with less appealing packaging than found at your children’s bakesale. This commercial also mentions a new cookie coming soon called “The Herbie” which I can assume is covered in a white dust that isn’t powdered sugar. But can they Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Covers Seth Rollins In Packing Bubbles For His Own Protection

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 June 2017, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – WWE officials have taken the proactive measure of wrapping WWE Superstar Seth Rollins in protective packing bubbles before every match. The controversial decision was made after Rollins had to receive stitches on his face after last night’s Monday Night Raw. “It’s for his own safety as well as the financial safety of the company,” said Triple Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Raw Superstars sing Great Balls Of Fire!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 June 2017, 14:31

Here is video of RAW Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss, RAW Tag Team Champions Cesaro & Sheamus, The Hardys and others trying to sing the theme song for WWE’s July 9th Great Balls of Fire pay-per-view. I love when wrestling sing off-key, out of tune, and out of rhythm (which is almost always). Jerry Lee Lewis must be rolling in his Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Missy Hyatt hosts one of the worst interview segments of all time!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 June 2017, 02:00

Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I was thinking about Missy Hyatt today, for some reason, and wondered why she never went to work for Vince in the WWF. Well, it turns out – she did. Her Wikipedia page says: “While still under UWF contract, Hyatt was contacted about working for the World Wrestling Federation. Vince McMahon wanted Hyatt to replace Rowdy Continue Reading...

INDUCTION: Terry Funk vs. Chris Candido vs. a Horse – No Really, A Live Horse!

27 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 22 June 2017, 20:00

2000, WCW I don’t know why, but sometimes I still find it hard to believe that WCW has been dead and buried for over sixteen years. Maybe it’s because I have fond memories of the promotion, especially the early years of Nitro when the company pushed not only Vince McMahon and the WWF but the entire business to be better than Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Jimmy Hart offers Kamala a treat (oh boy…).

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 21 June 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: There are times I love old wrestling. This is not one of those times… Like people thought this was ok to put on TV… in the 80s. Really… Wow…...

Headlies: Baron Corbin Desperately Trying To Get His Band Onto Warped Tour

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 June 2017, 08:00

Kansas City, MO – WWE Superstar Baron Corbin has been spending his spare time trying to get his band on to the 2017 edition of the Vans Warped Tour. Corbin, who recently won Money In The Bank Ladder Match, was seen hanging outside the Zona Rosa Town Center Hot Topic talking to anyone who might look like they’d listen to Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Andre The Giant tombstones a guy! OUCH!

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 June 2017, 02:00

Our own Art writes: There are three things noteworthy about this video from 1972: 1) Andre The Giant is looking svelte. 2) Andre does a tombstone piledriver. 3) The announcer calls it a tombstone, nearly two decades before The Undertaker used it. When you factor in that it’s a Japanese announcer calling it an English name, you’ve got to figure Continue Reading...

Induction: Battle Dome invades WCW – Featuring Terry Crews vs. Rick Steiner

36 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 June 2017, 21:21

WCW, 2000 Wrestling has had no shortage of invasion story lines, whether it be UWF vs. JCP, nWo vs. WCW, or WCW vs. WWF. There’s one common thread in all of those angles that should be too obvious to even mention: they all involved one wrestling organization taking on another. In the fall of 2000, however, WCW made like Goldberg Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The story of Sid and the squirrel…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 14 June 2017, 02:00

Crapper Gotch Gracy 3000 sent in this video of the story of Sid and the Squirrel (or; “Don’t abuse animals or it may come back to bite you”)....

It Came From YouTube: Santo And The Vengeance Of The Mummy

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 12 June 2017, 20:56

The Cinema Snob reviews Santo And The Vengeance Of The Mummy staring famed Mexican wrestling legend El Santo!...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Reveals Details Of WWE Theme Park

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 June 2017, 08:00

Orlando, FL – At a press conference, WWE CEO Vince McMahon revealed details for the company’s plans to open their very own them park. Flanked by daughter Stephanie, son Shane, son-in-law Triple H, and the mayor of Orlando, McMahon laid out his vision for the historic theme park. “It is the number one priority of the WWE to entertain the WWE Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Menstrualmania is running wild (but only once a month).

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 11 June 2017, 12:00

Crapper Dave Morgan writes: Saw this and immediately thought of Someone Bought This. So much for the no-blood policy… “RELEASIG UNFERTILIZED EGGS DOESN’T MAKE THE WORLD WORK!” But um shouldn’t it be a girl dressed like Hulk Hogan instead of The Ultimate Warrior?...

It Came From YouTube: Terrible Ted The Wrestling Bear!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 June 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: From the Wrestling Gold DVD set featuring Dave Meltzer and Jim Cornette swapping wrestling bear stories! I love their commentary! I could listen to Dave and Jim all day! “Frantic Motions” is my new favorite euphemism. That would make for a great band name! Yes folks, whether you want a wrestling bear or a wrestling Baer, Continue Reading...

Induction: The Chrisley Knows Best Wrestling Episode – Tough Enough, Kids’ Edition

17 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 08 June 2017, 20:00

USA Network, 2016 Any American who has watched Raw in the past few years knows about Chrisley Knows Best. (It’s like Hogan Knows Best, except the host is allowed on WWE TV) Yet despite the bombardment of ads on the USA Network for the walking sass-machine Todd Chrisley, I’ve never been tempted in the slightest to actually sit down and Continue Reading...