Karrion Kross is back in WWE!

Don’t remember him?

Join us for this new induction! (The safe word is “Harbinger”)

Goldberg demolishes a 14 foot tall giant like a total geek!

Behold our Squash of the Week!

With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Giving Props with Joey Numbers: SummerSlam 2017 Newz, Odds, and Picks!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 16 August 2017, 21:00
WWE SummerSlam News & Predictions with Joey Numbers Badda bing, badda bam!  It is our esteemed privilege to introduce all our fellow Crappers to our newest feature, Giving Props with Joey Numbers!  Yes the man you thought was just a mythical creature is in fact REAL, and he has found his home at WrestleCrap.com!  Without further adieu, I hand it Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Father Thrilled Baby’s First Words Are “Suck It”

2 Submitted by on Mon, 14 August 2017, 08:00
West Warwick, RI – On his Facebook page, 33-year-old Edmund Fox proclaimed his overwhelming pride that his 7-month-old daughter Regina’s first words were “Suck it!” Fox, the night shift assistant manager at Sam’s Food Store, was ecstatic when he heard his first-born uttering the famous catchphrase from his favorite tag team, D-Generation X. “At 8:07 am this morning, my sweet Continue Reading...
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A special message from Jed Shaffer

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 21:03
Hey, fellow Crappers. No, I’m not pulling a Terry Funk and announcing my … third? … fourth? … return from retirement. I’m here for a different reason. A much more personal reason. If you’re a reader from the pre-Wrestlecrap era, you know that when I retired that time (my first time!), it was due to the birth of my twin Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You can’t see your money in this scary John Cena bank

2 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 02:00
From the awesome Knockoffs & Bootlegs blog comes this bootleg John Cena bank. Gah! He looks like he got stung on the face by a bunch of angry bees released by Mr. Burns and had a really bad allergic reaction that made his face swell up like Eric Bischoff’s ego! He looks like his mom should be circa 1985 Biker Cher! The Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Mean Gene’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Hoochie Koo – It’s Just Like Hot for Teacher…Except It’s Horrible and the Song Sucks

26 Submitted by on Thu, 10 August 2017, 20:00
1987, WWF Going to date myself here, but in 1984, I was a freshman in high school.  I don’t have tons of fond memories of my youth; I was a total outcast, kind of a nerd, and didn’t have a ton of friends.  Now to be fair, the ones I did have were awesome – my best friend then is Continue Reading...
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Someone MADE This: A child, Legos, and Ken Patera!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 09 August 2017, 23:16
Fellow Crapper Jeff B writes:  “RD, here’s something that you helped inspire: Hungry Ken Patera’s Playset. Hilariously, my eight-year old daughter enjoys some of the late 80s wrestling stories I tell her. So we came up with the idea of bringing Ken’s infamous moment to life with one of my old figures. Izzy came up with the idea of the Continue Reading...
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Merle Vincent Griggs Tribute

11 Submitted by on Tue, 08 August 2017, 02:00
Even though it’s been years since his death, it’s still hard for me to believe that Merle Vincent Griggs is no longer with us. Merle loved pro wrestling – in fact, he promoted the first and likely only NWA Indianapolis event, which featured such stars as Dan Severn, Buddy Landell, and many others. He even gave me the opportunity to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Deathmatch Resolved With Words, Not Violence

5 Submitted by on Mon, 07 August 2017, 08:00
Voorhees, NJ – The much-anticipated Deathmatch at CZW’s ” Once In A Lifetime” between Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita took a different turn than most experts expected. The crowd was at a fever pitch at the Flyers Skate Zone in Voorhees as “The Bulldozer” Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita were ready to engage in ultraviolence. With weapons in hand, both Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: More ignorance from Jimmy Hart and Steve Kern

3 Submitted by on Wed, 02 August 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Remember when I sent you that video of Jimmy Hart offering Kamala watermelon? It seems that’s not the only time he was racist on Memphis television… See Jimmy Hart and Steve Kern hate the Japanese because of something that happened in Vietnam. Which is thousands of kilometers away… Wow… This is like so embarrassing it’s kind Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Moppy Revealed As James Ellsworth’s Mother

8 Submitted by on Mon, 31 July 2017, 08:00
Richmond, VA – In an emotional segment on Smackdown Live, WWE Attitude Era legend Moppy was revealed to be James Ellsworth’s mother. For weeks, Ellsworth has been seen taking secretive phone calls during the show. Many believed that it was Ellsworth’s new girlfriend from Canada that no one has ever seen, but totally exists and is going to make Carmella Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

21 Submitted by on Sun, 30 July 2017, 04:00
In 2000 WCW released three different cereals with Sting, Goldberg, and Bret Hart. With this Bret Hart variety you just pour some ice cold milk into it and it goes “Snap! Crackle! Whine!”. All the pink cereal box really does is remind me of Punch Crunch cereal which featured Gay Popeye in Hippo form (!) as a mascot shilling unashamedly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO talking Sting bop bag says really stupid things when you hit him!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 July 2017, 02:00
Crapper Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this talking NWO Sting Battlin’ Bop Bag! Yes, now you too can punch Sting square in his stupid lobster-face mush! Bryan has this to say… Featuring the classic Sting lines like “aaahhhh!” and “I’m the Stinger and I’ll sting ya!” “Haauuuhhh!”? What kind of sound is that?! Does Sting need more fiber Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ready to Rumble Website – Perhaps Even Dumber Than The Movie!

26 Submitted by on Thu, 27 July 2017, 20:00
Warner Bros Website, 2000 Following my most recent induction, I’ve been flooded with requests to do more in-depth music video reviews from the legendary Piledriver VHS. I hate you guys. No no, I kid.  I actually kinda dug doing that, so yes, we will be going back to them throughout the remainder of 2017.  But honestly, this week, I needed a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ken Patera Sent To Punjabi Prison

7 Submitted by on Mon, 24 July 2017, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia police announced Monday morning that they have arrested former wrestling star Ken Patera and placed him in Punjabi Prison. In a prepared statement, Philadelphia Police Captain Donald Carpenter said, “At 12:34am this morning, police responded to a break-in at a McDonald’s on North 52nd street. While no money was taken from the registers or the safe, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Creepy WWF toddler dolls

3 Submitted by on Fri, 21 July 2017, 02:00
We’ve featured the Stone Cold Steve Austin porcelain baby doll before, but they actually made more of these hideous abominations! They made toddler dolls of Chyna and The Rock! Who on Earth are these supposed to appeal to?! Li’l Chyna is particularly disturbing considering her physique at the time and the train -wreck she turned into. What’s next? A Li’l Continue Reading...
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Induction: …All the Marbles starring Peter Falk – Just one more thing… this movie sucks!

16 Submitted by on Thu, 20 July 2017, 21:47
MGM Pictures, 1981 Swing Your Lady may be the earliest wrestling movie chronologically, but …All the Marbles is and always will be the earliest alphabetically, thanks to that ellipsis. The film stars Columbo’s Peter Falk as the very Peter Falk-ish wrestling manager, Harry Sears. His tag team, the California Dolls, are trying to move up in the world of ladies’ wrestling, which, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: 90’s WWF shirts are here and they want to dance (!)

10 Submitted by on Wed, 19 July 2017, 02:00
Yes, that’s Tammy Sytch AKA Sunny as Tamara Murphy giving us an Event Center update but that’s not why I wanted to share this. Check out that boffo CGI animation in the Merchandise Catalog ad! It’s weird, cheesy, silly, and I dare say kind of fun. Pixar ain’t got nothing on the WWF’s CGI! DancingBretHartShirtsParade.com- I bet that URL’s not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Disney Taps WWE’s Jack Gallagher For Lead Role In Aladdin

1 Submitted by on Mon, 17 July 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – In a shocking movie, Disney has cast WWE Superstar Jack Gallagher for the titular role in the live-action version of Aladdin. Disney, who publicly stated recently that they were having difficulty filling the lead role, released a statement saying, “There’s just something special about Jack Gallagher that makes him perfect to play a character of Middle Eastern Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The 30th Anniversary of PILEDRIVER – A Scene by Scene Super Analysis!

68 Submitted by on Thu, 13 July 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1987 I’ve been bingeing Prime Time Wrestling on the Network of late.  I mean, not that it’s anything new for me; I’ve long made known my love for this television progrem, so I won’t bore you with details about it again.  I binged it long before the Network existed (on good ol’ fashioned VHS tapes I recorded from the Continue Reading...
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