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Someone Bought This: What do you get when you cross Hulk Hogan and Jason Voorhees?
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 30 October 2017, 12:36
Crapper Rich Abbott has found your lsat minute Halloween costume, Crappers! He writes: Coming soon? Jason Hulk Hogan masks? I think these are available at Hogan’s Beach Shop. Well they’re uh… creative, I guess. Hulk and Jason do have something in common- they both refuse to job, brother!...
Headlies: Vince McMahon Throws A Halloween Party
2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 October 2017, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has enlisted the help of several WWE Superstars to ensure that his Halloween party is the best ever. Wrestlers gathered in the entry foyer of McMahon’s mansion which had recently been transformed for a Halloween party. Cobwebs had been stretched across the massive double staircase, plastic skeletons dangled from the expensive chandelier, and Continue Reading...
I apologize for the recent delays in the site on my end. I’ve been dealing with some personal issues that I can now address with everyone. I know some of my the folks on here knew my Mom personally, others knew her for a WrestleCrap Radio appearance several years back to which I will link on this. I wanted you Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Steve Austin’s secret identity is finally revealed via this t-shirt!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 October 2017, 02:00This Steve Austin 100% Pure Rattlesnake t-shirt reveals that Steve Austin is in fact really King Hiss from He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe! Well, it beats being those awful knockoff Ghetto Amusement Park versions of Skeletor, He-Man, and Man-At-Arms that Blade ran into when he was a kid, I guess… And if you haven’t heard that amazing story yet, you can listen to Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: It’s Leatherface vs. Funk just in time for Halloween!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 October 2017, 02:00
Crapper C Belles writes: In honor of Halloween I present a match for it came from youtube featuring one of the original horror icon’s Leatherface, facing a scary man in his own right in Terry Funk in a Barbed Wire Board Chain Death Match in Japan. I like how Japan not only liked Leatherface so much that they kept using Continue Reading...
It Came From Youtube: Okada vs EVIL Hype Video
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 October 2017, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: In quite possibly the most Halloween-themed wrestling video since the last Halloween Havoc, New Japan Pro Wrestling hyped a match between their world champion Kazuchika Okada against…. some kind of grim reaper wizard named EVIL who lives in Dracula’s Castle....
Classic Induction: The Offices of the Hart Foundation: How Did Bret Leave THIS Out of His Book?
20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 24 October 2017, 09:00
WWF, 1987 I’ve been on a Bret Hart kick of late. That often happens when I start to find the current wrestling product a bit stale; I go back and find footage of the guy I consider to be the best technician I’ve ever seen. And with the release (well, in Canada at least), of his new book, Hitman: My Real Continue Reading...
Headlies: Vince McMahon Tends To His Sick Wrestlers
10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 October 2017, 08:00
Minneapolis, MN – Matches for TLC were thrown in to chaos as both Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt came down with a viral illness. Always concerned with the welfare of his Superstars, WWE CEO Vince McMahon skipped TLC and tended to the sick wrestlers. As a precautionary measure, McMahon sent both wrestlers to Abbott Northwestern Hospital in Minneapolis. Wearing a Continue Reading...
WrestleCrap Radio 266: 12th Anniversary Show!
4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 21 October 2017, 01:07
Just when you thought it was safe to update your podcasts…we’re back! WrestleCrap Radio has returned for a special 12th Anniversary progrem! We look back at some of the best of times and worst of times on WCR, as well as some honest to goodness pro wrestling news! What’s next, us talking about MOVESETS? Listen to the show below, by Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Ultimate Warrior- naked for your pleasure (and Destrucity!)
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 October 2017, 02:00In 1992 The Ultimate Warrior had a special singlet made. This singlet was airbrushed to show him as not only nude, but it also seemed to show his underlying muscle structure. Apparently he was really proud of this thing! They even made a toy of him wearing it! Apparently The Ultimate Warrior was taking fashion tips from Slim Goodbody... Or Continue Reading...
Induction: The Greater Power – Aw, son of a…
53 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 19 October 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1998-1999 I. “I really didn’t want to have to do it” On October 19th, 1998, The Undertaker and Paul Bearer announced the creation of a Ministry of Darkness that would serve Taker’s evil purposes, whatever those may have been. For the next four months, The Undertaker would grow his Ministry until it was powerful enough to take on Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: TNA Impact Pizza (and Drink!).
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 18 October 2017, 13:15Our own Jordan Mishkin writes very funny and absurd Headlies for this here website. But I just got an email from him that made me shake my head and realize that sometimes life does imitate art. TNA is introducing an Impact Pizza and Impact Drink available only at a Canadian pizza place for Bound For Glory. Judging by the deluge Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Dino Bravo (lamely) insults our friend Fred Ottman!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 18 October 2017, 02:00Fast forward to about 26 minutes into this 1990 episode of WWF Superstars. That dastardly Dino Bravo insinuates that Tugboat (Friend Of Wrestlecrap Fred Ottman) can’t even read the “Get Well Hulk Hogan” letters that fans have sent in… even after Tugboat already read the letter in a previous segment… I just love how Dino says that lame insult....
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 2/8/13
0 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 17 October 2017, 09:00 Oh sure, now you’ll question this one too….....
Headlies: Lance Storm Joins Dancing With The Stars
6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 October 2017, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – In a surprise move, former WWE, WCW, and ECW wrestler Lance Storm has joined the popular dancing competition Dancing With The Stars. Following the increased viewership from wrestling fans after WWE star Nikki Bella joined the cast, network executives requested that another wrestler be added. “Thanks to Nikki, we’ve reached a whole new audience that was Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW presents live online Pay-Per- (Buffering…).
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 October 2017, 02:00In the late 90’s, The Internet was the hot new emerging technology! WCW wanted to find a new way to make money off of it with their website WCW.com So, in 1997 and 1998 they offered a revolutionary service: Internet Pay-Per-Views (AKA: iPPVs). Or should I say Pay-Per-Listens… For $9.99 you got access to a RealPlayer RealAudio audio stream… …featuring Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: WarGames 2000 – Russo’s Revenge Indeed
24 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 12 October 2017, 20:00
WCW, 2000 The recent announcement of NXT bringing back WarGames set the inter webs into a tizzy recently, and with good reason. The original bout was a legendary contest, a staple of the NWA and later WCW. Due to the fact that it was so closely tied to a promotion WWE had a blood feud with, it was reportedly Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: A shark is happy he ate a wrestler because…
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 11 October 2017, 02:00My old buddy Matt at Dinosaur Dracula posted this tribute to Cin*A*Burst chewing gum and included a link to the above commercial where a shark brags to his friend that he ate a wrestler (“Oooh! They kick on the way down!”). Oh sure, it’s only tangibly related to wrestling, but it made me laugh so there you go! Man do Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Young Bucks Try Out Some New Catchphrases
6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 October 2017, 08:00
Piscataway, NJ – Popular independent pro wrestling tag team The Young Bucks tried out a number of new catchphrases during their main event match this weekend to the delight of those in attendance. The team, which consists of real life brothers Matt and Nick Jackson, recently received a cease and desist letter from WWE for their usage of the famed Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Ric Flair bought this!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 October 2017, 02:00WrestleCrap’s own Art writes: Art0Donnell here. I was checking out some NWA on the WWE Network, and I found the unveiling of Ric Flair’s new championship, the good old Big Gold Belt. It’s one fine piece of expensive hardware, except for a tiny detail – the name plate. If I were Ric, I’d find whoever misspelled my name and kic Continue Reading...
Induction: The Terri Runnels Pregnancy – Spoiler: Attitude Era angles never lasted 9 months
38 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 05 October 2017, 20:00
WWF 1998-1999 WWE is currently experiencing a baby boom, with both Maryse Mizanin and Maria Kanellis expecting little ones next year. Over the years, WWE has earned a reputation as a supportive environment for new families. In fact, when one female on-screen talent wanted to return to TV after her pregnancy but was self-conscious about her weight, Chief Brand Officer Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Presenting ManeuverMania 1995!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 04 October 2017, 02:00WrestleCrap’s own Art0Donnell submitted this: Here’s my compilation of all 252 times Vince McMahon said the word, “maneuver” on Raw in 1995. Vince commentated 47 episodes of Raw that year, so viewers on those nights heard the word, “maneuver” about once every 11 minutes. Wow! This is fascinating for reasons I can’t quite explain. Nice work, Art!...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 2/26/13
2 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 03 October 2017, 09:00 Judge Claude Frollo without the singing voice...
Headlies: WWE Brings Back The Bunkhouse Stampede
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 October 2017, 08:00
Uniondale, NY – After receiving a largely positive response for bringing back NWA/WCW’s event Starrcade, WWE has announced that they will also be bringing back the Bunkhouse Stampede. The Bunkhouse Stampede, which began in 1985, was a battle royal held by the NWA that often saw participants wearing cowboy boots and street clothes. Wrestling legend Dusty Rhodes won the event Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Brushing Kit
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 September 2017, 02:00It’s the WWE Brushing Kit! Quoting from the Amazon listing… About the product (1) The WWE brushing kit is an awesome combination of convenience and action-packed oral hygiene with a kids toothbrush, bubble gum toothpaste, and brush cap featuring John Cena and CM Punk! (1) WWE 16oz Plastic Mouthwash Rinse Cup! Plus Bonus “Rememer to Brush Your Teeth” visual aid! Continue Reading...
Tribute: RD Reynolds’ Favorite Bobby Heenan Moment
48 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 27 September 2017, 20:00
I’ve written about it before, but whenever I go through a rough patch in life, I turn to Prime Time Wrestling. To those outside of our little hobby/business/sport whatever you want to call it, that has to sound completely bizarre. What kind of person, what kind of man, would focus on pro wrestling when life starts throwing hard curveballs? Is that Continue Reading...
Note from Blade: While Sean never actually wrestled, his moment of infamy dribbing the ball with Ted DiBiase is BEYOND legendary. It’s springtime again. This means a number of things – warmer weather, fat people wearing tank tops, and oh yeah, the time hoops fans have waited all year for. Two words – Final Four. Caught up in all the Continue Reading...