None of my words can do this justice. Merry Christmas! ...
It Came From YouTube: Journey Says Don’t Stop Believing In El Santa Claus!
8 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 24 December 2017, 08:11
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!
12 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 24 December 2017, 08:02
Movie, 2005 Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Sycho Sid Is Coming To Town!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: A second carol about Sid Eudy! Clearly Sid is the gift that keeps on giving. Holy cow! Another Sid-themed Christmas song?! This is like some kind of Christmas miracle! I love it! This really puts me in the holiday spirit! (Here’s an alternative link if the above one goes dead)...
Someone Bought This: Mr. Perfect and The Big Boss Man photo.
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 December 2017, 02:00
He stands for law, order, and guiding Santa’s sleigh at night! Merry Christmas Crappers, from Mr. Perfect, Bossman The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and all of us here at WrestleCrap!...
It Came From YouTube: Braun Strowman is The Elf Among Men
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 23 December 2017, 17:41Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from WWE and Braun Strowman! Kudos to the big guy for getting into the Christmas spirit and being willing to look very silly for our amusement!...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Bounty – Because When You Think Christmas (And Bounty Hunting), You Think THE MIZ
41 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 23 December 2017, 08:45
WWE Studios, 2013 The image above is unlike any I’ve ever led an induction with, but I think it may be the most appropriate ever. If not “appropriate”, it is the most personal. What you see in this photograph is my living room. That’s my crusty old Mitsubishi rear projection that is what the Reynolds family watches every night. No, we’ve never Continue Reading...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas
13 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 23 December 2017, 08:01
Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?” Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here. I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny – Featuring More Songs and Soiled Pants Than Any Christmas Film Rightfully Should
22 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 22 December 2017, 20:00
Film, 1972 It’s late December, so you know what that means! Time for yours truly to get away from the horribleness pro wrestling provides and jump headfirst into the horribleness Christmas movies can sometimes provide instead! If you’re only here for true WrestleCrap, you can bypass this induction, but be warned, these are generally some of the most popular articles Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Gingerbread Man Ornaments
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 December 2017, 02:00Crapper Paul Oparka writes: WWE Gingerbread Man ornaments. If they were real gingerbread, it would be tough to bite into the Roman Reigns cookie, it’s very strong. I love these things! They have like 15 or 20 different WWE superstars available! This is an example of “Cute Wrestlecrap”....
INDUCTION: A Donkey Kong Country Christmas – Have Yourself a Nipply Little Christmas
24 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 December 2017, 20:07
Cartoon – 2000 The sentence I am about to write is no doubt going to cost me a lot of fans, but I cannot in good conscience pen this induction without fessing up to the following: I am not a huge Nintendo fan. I apologize to those of you who just put a fist through whatever device you’re reading this upon, Continue Reading...
Classic Induction: At Home With Dr. D: Eat It! Eat It NOW!
20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 December 2017, 15:00
WWF, 1984 There’s a nip in the air, snow is falling outside my window here at WrestleCrap HQ, and Burl Ives is crooning in the background as my fingers peck away at the keyboard. It’s Christmas time again! Yes yes, my favorite time of the year. It’s the time of year when not only do we look forward to diving Continue Reading...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land: The Cartoon That Will Make You Hate Pac-Man AND Santa
11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 December 2017, 12:01
ABC Cartoon, 1982 Text by RD Reynolds Standard December Disclaimer: Every year, I take a week away from doing wrestling inductions to review the very worst of Christmas movies and specials. And this is that week! I do hope you enjoy a very special, and very horrible, Christmas Comes to Pac-Land! As anyone who has read this site for, oh, 90 Continue Reading...
Induction: Del Río Runs Over Santa Claus – GTA: North Pole
39 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 21 December 2017, 08:45WWE, 2012 The holidays are a time when WWE encourages its viewers to spend quality time with their families, preferably by turning off the TV altogether. Either that, or they figure that people aren’t concerned with TV wrestling around Christmastime, so why put on a half-way decent program when nobody is watching? Of course, back in, say, 2000, the “nobody” Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: A nice Santa Bill Goldberg ornament. Wait- something is horribly wrong!
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 21 December 2017, 02:00Crapper Andrew Sarkis writes: While looking through the WCW worldwide tumblr, I stumbled upon this obscure piece of Goldberg merchandise. I know R.D featured this on the old site years ago, but this stupid naked Santa Bill Goldberg Christmas ornament is one of my all-time favorite pieces of weird wrestling merchandise and one of the best “worst” things ever featured Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Santino and The Great Khali sing Deck The Halls
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 21 December 2017, 02:00Santino Marella and The Great Khali sing Deck The Halls in style to bring The Christmas Spirit to our hearts....
INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once
68 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 20 December 2017, 08:45
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies! We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now. And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Merry Christmas from Hot Rod and Canada!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 20 December 2017, 02:00Crapper Sean Bateman writes: first it was Roddy’s Halloween Tips (A WCR Halloween traditition) and now, Christmas Carolling with Uncle Hot Rod on Royal Canadian Air Farce, which was a weekly Canadian sketch show on the Canadian Broadcast Corporation This is wonderful! Merry Christmas to you and to all you Crappers!...
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7 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 19 December 2017, 09:00 Everybody knows Jack’s name....
Classic Induction: El Santa Claus – The Goofiest Christmas Move Ever Made Gets Its Proper Induction!
11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 19 December 2017, 08:15
WWE, 2008 Text by RD Reynolds with Triple Kelly Quick note from RD: If you enjoy these classic inductions, why not get all of them and everything else ever on the site via the online archives? A one-time donation of $14.95 gets you unlimited access to everything. All the inductions, all the WrestleCrap Radios, all the WrestleCrap Radio videos, everything ever written or Continue Reading...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: He-Man Christmas – We Wish You a Merry Atheist Day and a Happy New Year
15 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 19 December 2017, 08:07
Cartoon, 1985 Text by Blade Braxton It’s no secret to listeners of Wrestlecrap Radio, that I am a huge fan of the original He-Man and Masters Of The Universe cartoon. I regard the original set of episodes as some of the best cartoons of the 1980’s. The abomination you’re about to see today however, is quite different. Straying far away from Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Eric Young’s Christmas Party – Why Would Santa EVER Go To TNA?
32 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 18 December 2017, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2007 Usually I like to spend the first couple hundred words laying the ground work for an induction, especially during Christmas time. I mean, it’s my favorite time of the year and I love to wax philosophical about snow and decorations and Little Debbie North Pole Nutty Bars and all that jazz. But seriously, look at that. This Continue Reading...
Induction: Santa’s Little Helper – Miz and Paige star in this round-eared cinema classic
20 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 18 December 2017, 20:00
WWE Films, 2015 It’s hard to believe that just a year ago, Paige was really in WWE’s good graces, starring on Total Divas and Tough Enough AND getting animated as part of the Camp WWE cast while Hulk Hogan was getting edited out. And while you’ll be sure to read about all of those things on this site in due Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Macaulay Culkin Interferes in Match Using ‘Home Alone’ Tactics
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 December 2017, 13:00Read all about it here....
Someone Bought This: Shane McMahon The Money Referee custom referee jersey
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:06This is Shane McMahon’s custom “The Money Referee” jersey from last night’s Clash Of Champions PPV. See, because he’s rich, he can afford to have really stupid custom referee shirts like this made that don’t make his character any more interesting… The people working at The Foot Locker wear more dignified shirts than this!...
CLASSIC Induction: An American Christmas Carol – Sit On It, Marley!
69 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:05
Made for TV Movie, 1979 Not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m an absolute fanatic when it comes to A Christmas Carol. I love the book, but it’s other adaptations of it that really get my chestnuts roasting. Which sounds simultaneously lewd and painful. Anyhoo, I absolutely devour movies featuring the yuletide antics of one Ebenezer Scrooge. It’s Continue Reading...
Headlies: Rob Van Dam Defends The WWE European Championship During Clash Of Champions
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:00
Boston, MA – In a shocking and unexpected move, former WWE star Rob Van Dam defended his WWE European Championship during Clash of Champions. A proud Van Dam confidently strode out in front of the crowd, casually hitting his classic “R-V-D” pose! The crowd reaction was a mixture of surprise and confusion, but Van Dam took it in stride. As Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: A Christmas Story 2: Subtitled: “Ralphie’s Quest to Get Him Some”
57 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 17 December 2017, 02:00
Direct to Cash Grab Release, 2012 Text by RD Reynolds Like many of you, my holiday season isn’t complete without at least one viewing of A Christmas Story. I mean, with the goofy 24 hour showings, how can you NOT watch it? It’s almost like TBS is seeing if you can watch it in various chunks, kinda like a puzzle, then Continue Reading...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: Silent Night Bloody Night – Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely is Your Barbed Wire
13 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 16 December 2017, 15:45
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Confession time here at the Crap. Last year during the Gooker Award voting, I was concerned. No, more than that, I was scared, mortified, almost, at what appeared to be an inevitability: a TNA angle was going to win WrestleCrap’s biggest (and by biggest I do mean ‘only’) award. The storyline was the Robert Roode-Traci Continue Reading...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: Back to the Future Christmas – Great Scott! This Show Sucks!
24 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 16 December 2017, 08:35
Cartoon, 1992 Note from RD: It’s that time of year again – CHRISTMAS! As is the tradition around these parts, my last induction of the year prior to Christmas is always a non-wrestling one that focuses on a terrible Christmas movie or TV special. Take a break from awful wrestling with an awful yule log instead! As I write this, I am Continue Reading...
CLASSIC INDUCTION: Babes in Toyland – Georgy Porgie Puddin’ Pie, Shows RD His Cameltoe and Makes Him Cry
13 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 15 December 2017, 08:45
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1986 Special Note from RD: This is yet another trek down memory lane, as I take a look at one of the worst holiday movies ever made. This has nothing to do with wrestling, but in the spirit of the season, I thought it might be fun to cover. If you just want wrestling, hit the back Continue Reading...