Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Yule Log Destroys Raw And Dynamite In The Ratings

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New York, NY – The revelation that the Yule log absolutely obliterated both Monday Night Raw and Wednesday Night Dynamite shocked the wrestling world and absolutely no one else. Despite running for 24 hours the entire week, ratings remained high, soundly defeating both wrestling programs. “The traditional burning log has been a Christmas-time television staple for years. It’s a built-in Continue Reading...
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CHRISTMAS INDUCTION: The Munsters’ Scary Little Christmas – Scary? More Like Drug-Fueled

12 Submitted by on Tue, 21 December 2021, 20:00
TV movie, 1996 I’ve been doing these non-wrestling Christmas movie inductions for so long I don’t even remember when I started…but if you are somehow new to the site, I always take the last induction of the year off from horrible wrestling and instead write about horrible Christmas movies instead.  You can check out the entire collection by clicking here. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Hook Named Time’s Person Of The Year

1 Submitted by on Mon, 20 December 2021, 08:00
Massapequa, NY – In a stunning reversal, Time Magazine has replaced Elon Musk as their Person Of The Year with AEW wrestler Hook. Last week, controversial Tesla and SpaceX head Elon Musk, was named Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year. Following several days of bad publicity, Time’s editorial board reconvened to consider a replacement. After several seconds of discussion, the Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mankind-Santa Boiler Room Brawl – Candy Cane Dewey

9 Submitted by on Thu, 16 December 2021, 21:28
WWF, 1999 It’s amazing to ponder the butterfly effect in wrestling. Consider this: There’s a straight line running from Vince Russo thinking up a Stephanie McMahon-Test romance with no end game in 1999… …to Triple H being a lock to take over as WWE Chairman in this, the Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Nineteen. [RD – Could you Continue Reading...
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Headlies: MJF Receives Traditional Long Island Welcome Home

0 Submitted by on Mon, 13 December 2021, 08:00
Long Island, NY – Hated AEW mainstay MJF returned home on this past week’s Dynamite and received a traditional Long Island welcome. The local people greeted MJF as he descended the stairs from his private jet at Long Island MacArthur Airport. MJF was met with open arms and extended middle fingers, as is to be expected by anyone entering Long Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brandi Rhodes Goes To ‘Extreme’ Lengths To Remove Cody’s Neck Tattoo

1 Submitted by on Mon, 06 December 2021, 08:00
Atlanta, GA – Former Nightmare Collective leader Brandi Rhodes is resorting to extreme measures to remove the large tattoo on her husband Cody’s neck. The shocking plan was accidentally revealed backstage after Cody and Andrade El Idolo’s fiery Street Fight finish last week. While many saw the fight as unnecessary and a vain attempt at Cody trying to appeal to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Scotty Goldman – He’s Jewish

12 Submitted by on Thu, 02 December 2021, 21:16
WWE, 2008-2009 Colt Cabana is known as a lot of things: indy wrestling veteran, NWA champion, Dark Order member, lawsuit plaintiff. But one thing he’s not typically known as is “WWE Superstar”. And yet, for a span of six months, Cabana graced WWE rings (if only for a minute or so at a time). He wasn’t called Colt Cabana, though. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Revealed As The Golden Egg Thief Mastermind

3 Submitted by on Mon, 29 November 2021, 08:00
Elmont, NY – Legendary wrestling turkey the Gobbledy Gooker was revealed this morning as the ring leader of the great Golden Egg theft of 2021. The extravagant Golden Egg, revealed at Survivor Series, went missing from Vince McMahon’s office during the annual event. A worldwide manhunt proved fruitless, until ska sleuth Sami Zayn uncovered Austin Theory as the culprit. Frustrated Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF at the 2001 Macy’s Day Parade – Featuring All…Some…Well, Maybe ONE of Your Favorite Superstars!

5 Submitted by on Wed, 24 November 2021, 19:57
WWF, 2001 They’re baaaack! Three years ago, you may recall that I inducted a WWF float that somehow, for some reason, appeared during the 1994 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. It was like a Nyquil-fueled fever dream, and the sight of Paul Bearer yukking it up with Doink the Clown, having the times of their lives, will forever be etched into Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 52-Year Old Man The Sole Survivor Of Watching Survivor Series

2 Submitted by on Mon, 22 November 2021, 08:00
  Colorado Springs, CO – Alton Humboldt, 52-year old father of three, was the sole survivor of his family’s attempt to sit through all of Survivor Series. The Humboldts, longtime WWE fans, tried to endure the incredibly long event. After many hours of pre-show, main show, and post-show analysis, only Alton remained. “Y’know, it wasn’t easy,” said Alton, his eyes Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Early 90’s WCW stickers might blind you

1 Submitted by on Fri, 19 November 2021, 02:00
Today we have some WCW vinyl stickers! Wow, look at those uh… unique blindingly bright, colorful backgrounds (hello early 90’s!) and artwork that only vaguely resembles the wrestler it’s supposed to be representing. How hard would it have been to just put some actual pictures of the wrestlers on the stickers? Who decided to put ugly artwork on these instead?!...
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Induction: Countdown – Starring Dolph Ziggler and “The Thin Blue Machine” Kane

2 Submitted by on Thu, 18 November 2021, 20:00
WWE Studios film, 2016 “We make movies.” That’s what Vince McMahon once said about WWE. And in a sense, he’s right, given how many film roles they’ve crammed their Superstars into over the years. WWE Studios films generally fall into one of four categories: The animated children’s comedy, the live-action family comedy, the prestige picture where Randy Orton threatens to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 48-Man Tag Team Match Announced For Dynamite

2 Submitted by on Mon, 15 November 2021, 08:00
Norfolk, VA – All Elite Wrestling has announced a gargantuan 48-man tag team match for this week’s episode of Dynamite. “Full Gear was a major success,” said Khan. “Incredible action, amazing athleticism, and storytelling ruled the night. Almost everything went off without a hitch. Unfortunately, we couldn’t do everything we want in such a limited time.” Despite running for four Continue Reading...
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Induction: Rowan’s Cage – Despite All His Rage, It Is Still Just A Toy Spider In A Cage

9 Submitted by on Mon, 08 November 2021, 20:00
2019-2020, WWE Here on WrestleCrap, we don’t like to date our inductions with references to recent or ongoing events in the wrestling world. A reader should be able to pick any induction at random and be able to jump right in. Granted, any articles written before 2016 involving Donald Trump are going to be glaringly outdated, but for the most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Releases Stephanie McMahon

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 November 2021, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Citing budget cuts, WWE officially released Chief Branding Officer Stephanie McMahon this past weekend. The surprise firing came directly on the heels on releases of rising stars such as Karrion Kross, Keith Lee, and Franky Monet. Initially, journalists and fans did not pick up on the release. The news went under the radar for several days until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Dresses As Every AEW Wrestler For Halloween

0 Submitted by on Mon, 01 November 2021, 08:00
Odessa, FL – AEW star Chris Jericho spent yesterday’s Halloween trick or treating dressed as every AEW wrestler. The former AEW champion sported many of his fellow wrestlers’ signature looks while receiving candy from his neighbors. The turducken of Halloween costumes included Orange Cassidy’s sunglasses, MJF’s scarf, Cody’s neck tattoo, and hideous Young Bucks pants. Jericho also carried a large Continue Reading...
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(Not Really an) INDUCTION (But What I’m Writing This Week): When RD Reynolds Met Donkey…and They Talked Orange Cassidy – True Story!

8 Submitted by on Thu, 28 October 2021, 20:00
Theme Park Interaction, 2021 As anyone who has followed me for any length of time knows, I am a theme park junkie. Heck, I even said as much as that recent induction I did about WWE Niagara Falls and their ridiculous Piledriver ride. I’ve always loved hopping on roller coasters, going on dark rides, watching stupid shows, you name it Continue Reading...
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Headlies: King Woods To Marry Princess Peach In Royal Wedding

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 October 2021, 08:00
Mushroom Kingdom – Following his coronation on last week’s Smackdown, King Xaxier Woods announced he plans to wed Princess Peach next week. Woods recently won the King Of The Ring tournament in Saudi Arabia through sheer determination, grit, and a vocal fanbase on Twitter. With a crown atop his head and royal scepter in hand, Woods declared his everlasting love Continue Reading...
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