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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan playing card
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 July 2022, 02:00
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INDUCTION: War Games ’95 – Featuring the Most WCW Ending Ever!
28 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 21 July 2022, 20:00
WCW – September 17, 1995 For many years, the legendary match known as War Games had disappeared from the world of pro wrestling, and that was too bad. This spectacle was a tremendous concept, featuring two sides going into battle in not only a steel cage, but two rings side by side as well, which allowed for ample opportunities for Continue Reading...
It Came from YouTube: Paul Heyman and Terry Funk at the 1993 Nintendo World Championship
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 19 July 2022, 08:00
Super rare and incredibly cool find by BAHUFMW on Twitter, give him a follow won’t you? Worth watching if for no other reason than to hear how Paul E. pronounces the name MARIO....
Headlies: Rick Martel Challenges Max Dupri To A Walk-Off
3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 July 2022, 08:00
Orlando, FL – The wrestling and fashion world were ignited with excitement this past week when legendary wrestler Rick “The Model” Martel challenged Max Dupri to a walk-off. In recent weeks, Dupri has taken over Smackdown to show off his clients from Maximum Male Models. Clients Mace and Mansoor have strutted their stuff down the runway to the delight of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Terrifying Kevin Nash shirt
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 July 2022, 02:00AGGGGH! It’s WOLFMAN KEVIN NASH!...
Induction: The Librarians – This gimmick was shhh…
22 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 14 July 2022, 20:00
AEW, 2019-2020 A common complaint about AEW’s early days is that it relied too much on Being the Elite for its storytelling. Fans who didn’t watch the Youtube vlog of Cody, The Bucks, et. al. were often left wondering: What does that joke mean? Or, How do these guys know each other? Or, most importantly: Why the hell are these Continue Reading...
Headlies: New-Look MJF Spotted In The Rafters At Dynamite
0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 July 2022, 08:00
Rochester, NY – All Elite Wrestling star MJF was recently seen hanging out in the rafters of the Blue Cross Arena this past week at Dynamite. The unexpected appearance and startling new look has sent wrestling world into a frenzy. Although he has not been seen on AEW television since his foul-mouthed promo directed towards Tony Khan, eagle-eyed fans were Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Solving the puzzle that is Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 July 2022, 02:00Apparently someone in WWE thought that the kids would like a Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake puzzle. And then someone at Milton Bradley said “Hey, we can make that happen”. And that’ show we got this. 250 pieces?! So that’s one piece for every one of the gimmicks he had in WCW!...
INDUCTION: Kane vs. Big Show, Technical Battle – Catch as Catch Can’t
21 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 07 July 2022, 20:00
WWE – May 08, 2006 I know what you’re thinking as you see the image above – a Kane vs. Big Show match, even a bad one, can’t really be WrestleCRAP, can it? Even if they blew a bunch of spots or whatever, these two are seasoned pros and surely a random encounter on a random Raw shouldn’t really classify as Continue Reading...
Headlies: Seth Rollins’s Fireworks Suit Goes Off With A Bang
0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 July 2022, 08:00
San Diego, CA – WWE celebrated America’s Independence Day in spectacular fashion when Seth Rollins wore a suit made entirely of fireworks. Rollins, known for his outlandish suits, went all out for the July 4th edition of Monday Night Raw. WWE’s most obnoxious Superstar was a regular Yankee Doodle Dandy at Raw. Rollins forced his misplaced patriotic fervor on all Continue Reading...
Induction: Willie Whopper in “Rasslin’ Round” – Plus, Wacky the horny caveman!
6 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Fri, 01 July 2022, 20:00
1934, Animated Short For nearly as long as cartoon characters have existed, animators have been sticking them in the wrestling ring. Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and Woody Woodpecker all found success in the squared circle, but so did some obscure characters lost to time. Characters like Willie Whopper, who appeared in 14 shorts by MGM. Each episode revolved around Willie, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Sgt. Craig Pittman figure
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 July 2022, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Quick name someone on the WCW roster in 1996? Ric Flair! Sting! Hulk Hogan! The NWO! Perhaps you might think of an up-and-coming Rey Mysterio or future PWI 500 winner Dean Malenko, or some wacky guys from the Dungeon of Doom. Ok now name every one on that roster you can think of. Now many people Continue Reading...
Headlies: Shaq Returns Through The Forbidden Door
0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 June 2022, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Professional basketball star and former AEW participant Shaquille O’Neal made his surprise return last night when he walked through the literal Forbidden Door. O’Neal last appeared on AEW television in 2021 in a match against Cody Rhodes. The former AEW wrestler dove into the Hall Of Famer, sending both through a table. The star of Shazam was Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Dok Hendrix 8×10 publicity photo
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 June 2022, 02:00It’s a circa 1995 Dok Hendrix promotional 8×10 photo! I love the idea of some 10 year old asking Michael Hayes to sign this in 1995 simply because the lines for The Undertaker and Bret Hart were too long at the autograph signing before the house show....
INDUCTION: Abdullah vs. Zeus – The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!
12 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 23 June 2022, 20:00
WWC, 1990 I am man enough to admit when I’ve made a mistake. On old man social media a few weeks ago, I asked for some horrible matches to induct. While I can quickly point out the most craptastic characters and storylines in wrestling, I sometimes draw a blank when someone prompts me for a stupid match. I can’t explain Continue Reading...
Headlies: Absolutely Nothing Happened This Week
1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 June 2022, 08:00
New York, NY – For the first time in recent memory, nothing of interest happened in the world of professional wrestling. Despite multiple live shows in various promotions, it was just a boring week. Amazingly, the past seven days were totally unremarkable. No Superstars were unceremoniously released. There were no rumors of unhappy wrestlers threatening to jump to another company. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: One of the most fashionable jumpsuits ever…
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 June 2022, 02:00It’s an official WWF cameraman jumpsuit! Yes, the same one worn by WWF cameramen back in the late 80’s and early 90’s! Does come with “WWF Television” on the back! If I owned done of these I would wear it every day. It’s only second to this one, of course:...
Induction: The first Casino Battle Royale – All Elite WrestleCrap
28 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 16 June 2022, 20:00
AEW, 2019 Two weeks ago, RD emailed me with a special assignment: WrestleCrap’s first-ever induction from AEW. Apparently, a lot of people out there think we’re somehow biased in favor of All Elite Wrestling. While that’s plainly false, it was up to me to put such rumors to rest. But what from AEW was bad enough to warrant an induction Continue Reading...
Headlies: Cody Rhodes Learns US Healthcare System Is The Real “American Nightmare”
1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 June 2022, 08:00
Cheval, FL – WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes has learned the hard way that the true “American Nightmare” is the United States healthcare system. Rhodes, who competed in a five-star main event against Seth Rollins while injured, underwent surgery this past weekend on a torn pectoral muscle. The surgery was a complete success and Rhodes is at home resting comfortably. Despite Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: You have the right to wear this stupid shirt!
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 June 2022, 02:00It’s a Right To Censor shirt! Until I found this I had no idea one ever existed. This is one of those shirts where I can’t believe more than maybe 7 people actually bought it! Notice it says “Anvil” on the tag in the back? Jin Neidhart- Honorary RTC Member!...
INDUCTION: The Helmet Match – Stampede Wrestling Is FINALLY Inducted!
14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 09 June 2022, 20:00
Stampede Wrestling, 1981 For over a year, I’ve heard the same complaints about us never inducting something from that “other” promotion. Some have claimed we never will due to some errant notion that we don’t ever see anything wrong there, or that we are on someone’s payroll behind the scenes. I think today’s induction will show that we’re listening Continue Reading...
Headlies: PPV Delayed After Keys Are Locked Inside Hell In A Cell
1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 June 2022, 08:00
Rosemont, IL – Last night’s WWE “special event” was delayed for over two hoursl after the keys to the Hell In A Cell were accidentally locked inside the cell. After setting up the ring and lowering the steel structure, two referees locked the cell door. All appeared to be well, until they stopped halfway up the ramp. Dread swept over Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: This Jim Ross figure has issues…
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 June 2022, 02:00It’s the rare “Caffeine Overload Jim Ross” figure! Look at those eyes! Also look at his glasses that he stole from Ralphie from A Christmas Story! Perhaps Jim is just impersonating Jim Cornette in that one picture? You know the one… Yeah, that one. According to his jacket, his favorite show is not “Raw Is War”, but “War Tony” whatever Continue Reading...
Induction: “Wrestling (It’s a Laugh)” – WrestleCrap, 1930s style
19 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 02 June 2022, 22:20
Theatrical short, 1937 If there’s one thing I love to do on this site, it’s dig up old, old wrestling. A Superman wrestling episode from 1952? A women’s wrestling movie from 1951? Nah, I said old wrestling. Wrestling from back when Mae Young was a rookie. Wrestling from back when World War I wasn’t called that yet. It’s good fortune that Continue Reading...
Headlies: Hook Loses Danhausen In A Game Of Blackjack
0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 May 2022, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – After their match at Double Or Nothing, AEW star Hook gambled away his teammate Danhausen in a game of blackjack. The Diametrically Opposite Duo hit the blackjack table to celebrate their first pay-per-view match together. Or, more accurately, Hook went to play blackjack and Danhausen appeared from beneath the table. “Hit me. Hit me. Please hit Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: What time is it? Time to get a new watch!
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 May 2022, 02:00It’s a really cheap Hulk Hogan watch! This is the kind of little trinket you’d get for 25 tickets at Chuck E. Cheese, or something you’d find at the bottom of Froot Loops! I bet the batter wasn’t replaceable either, so once the battery dies, it’s worthless! I bet WWE charged $25 for this piece of junk! (And yes, I Continue Reading...
INDUCTION: Tony Atlas vs. Ted Arcidi – Who’s Up for a Ten Minute Test of Strength?
17 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 26 May 2022, 20:00
WWF, 1986 The term “hoss fight” gets thrown around a lot these days it seems, but in reality, such a thing is nothing new in pro wrestling. In fact, it’s what the business was largely built upon – two giant meaty men clobbering each other with reckless abandon. And truth be told, we are pretty fortunate with what we get Continue Reading...
Headlies: Tony Khan Tries To Court Sasha Banks
1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 May 2022, 08:00
Boston, MA – AEW President Tony Khan attempted to win over WWE Superstar Sasha Banks after she walked out of this week’s Monday Night Raw. Wearing his best button-down shirt, pressed khaki shorts, and tie, Khan went over his plan. “Okay, Big T. You can do this,” Khan told himself. “You’re great. You’re wonderful. Everybody likes you. Giver her the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Akeem The African Dream Hasbro figure
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 May 2022, 02:00It’s a WWF Hasbro action figure of Akeem The African Dream. AKA One Man Gang in an incredibly stupid, racist gimmick. Like, what kid at the time could have possibly been a fan of the Akeem character and wanted this figure?...
Induction: WWE’s Colonel Sanders – Original or Extra Crappy?
8 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 19 May 2022, 22:01
2016-2018, WWE In 2015, KFC re-cast the role of Colonel Sanders after the death of their original founder (in 1980). The company’s commercials featured a string of guest Colonels, from country music’s Reba McEntire… ….to Seinfeld’s Jay Greenspan. While this author felt that simply giving some random person the title of Colonel was a slap in the face to Harland Continue Reading...