It’s time for “Broken Rules” (meaning the concussion protocols)!

Matt and Sammy’s death-defying bout — inducted!

The Road Warriors are here to snack on danger and dine on death in their first ever SQUASH of the Week!

The PWI 500 list has been released, baybeh!

Find out who is number 1 in Headlies, baybeh!

Owen comes out with his Slammys…

…Goldust comes out as straight…

It’s good to be gold on Raw #208!

Children of the 80’s unite!

Roddy Piper, Pee Wee Herman, Kareem Abdul Jabbar and more hype 1985 Saturday Morning cartoons in a NEW INDUCTION!

Who’s that skinny geek King Kong Bundy is about to kill?

Why it’s Jeff Hardy…in our SQUASH of the Week!

There’s only one way to settle all of AEW’s backstage problems.

Things are going Underground in Headlies!

A crooked NBA ref comes to MLW…

…and wait till you hear what he does to Savio Vega!

New induction!

Every Steiner squash is great, but this may be their best ever.

Decide for yourself in our SQUASH of the Week!

Brian Pillman finds religion!

Stone Cold advocates for the disabled!

It’s Raw #207

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Rick Martel Challenges Max Dupri To A Walk-Off

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 July 2022, 08:00
Orlando, FL – The wrestling and fashion world were ignited with excitement this past week when legendary wrestler Rick “The Model” Martel challenged Max Dupri to a walk-off. In recent weeks, Dupri has taken over Smackdown to show off his clients from Maximum Male Models. Clients Mace and Mansoor have strutted their stuff down the runway to the delight of Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: The Librarians – This gimmick was shhh…

22 Submitted by on Thu, 14 July 2022, 20:00
AEW, 2019-2020 A common complaint about AEW’s early days is that it relied too much on Being the Elite for its storytelling. Fans who didn’t watch the Youtube vlog of Cody, The Bucks, et. al. were often left wondering: What does that joke mean? Or, How do these guys know each other? Or, most importantly: Why the hell are these Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: New-Look MJF Spotted In The Rafters At Dynamite

0 Submitted by on Mon, 11 July 2022, 08:00
Rochester, NY – All Elite Wrestling star MJF was recently seen hanging out in the rafters of the Blue Cross Arena this past week at Dynamite. The unexpected appearance and startling new look has sent wrestling world into a frenzy. Although he has not been seen on AEW television since his foul-mouthed promo directed towards Tony Khan, eagle-eyed fans were Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Seth Rollins’s Fireworks Suit Goes Off With A Bang

0 Submitted by on Mon, 04 July 2022, 08:00
San Diego, CA – WWE celebrated America’s Independence Day in spectacular fashion when Seth Rollins wore a suit made entirely of fireworks. Rollins, known for his outlandish suits, went all out for the July 4th edition of Monday Night Raw. WWE’s most obnoxious Superstar was a regular Yankee Doodle Dandy at Raw. Rollins forced his misplaced patriotic fervor on all Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: Willie Whopper in “Rasslin’ Round” – Plus, Wacky the horny caveman!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 01 July 2022, 20:00
1934, Animated Short For nearly as long as cartoon characters have existed, animators have been sticking them in the wrestling ring. Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and Woody Woodpecker all found success in the squared circle, but so did some obscure characters lost to time. Characters like Willie Whopper, who appeared in 14 shorts by MGM. Each episode revolved around Willie, Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Shaq Returns Through The Forbidden Door

0 Submitted by on Mon, 27 June 2022, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Professional basketball star and former AEW participant Shaquille O’Neal made his surprise return last night when he walked through the literal Forbidden Door. O’Neal last appeared on AEW television in 2021 in a match against Cody Rhodes. The former AEW wrestler dove into the Hall Of Famer, sending both through a table. The star of Shazam was Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Absolutely Nothing Happened This Week

1 Submitted by on Mon, 20 June 2022, 08:00
New York, NY – For the first time in recent memory, nothing of interest happened in the world of professional wrestling. Despite multiple live shows in various promotions, it was just a boring week.  Amazingly, the past seven days were totally unremarkable. No Superstars were unceremoniously released. There were no rumors of unhappy wrestlers threatening to jump to another company. Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: The first Casino Battle Royale – All Elite WrestleCrap

28 Submitted by on Thu, 16 June 2022, 20:00
AEW, 2019 Two weeks ago, RD emailed me with a special assignment: WrestleCrap’s first-ever induction from AEW.  Apparently, a lot of people out there think we’re somehow biased in favor of All Elite Wrestling. While that’s plainly false, it was up to me to put such rumors to rest. But what from AEW was bad enough to warrant an induction Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Cody Rhodes Learns US Healthcare System Is The Real “American Nightmare”

1 Submitted by on Mon, 13 June 2022, 08:00
Cheval, FL – WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes has learned the hard way that the true “American Nightmare” is the United States healthcare system. Rhodes, who competed in a five-star main event against Seth Rollins while injured, underwent surgery this past weekend on a torn pectoral muscle. The surgery was a complete success and Rhodes is at home resting comfortably. Despite Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: The Helmet Match – Stampede Wrestling Is FINALLY Inducted!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 09 June 2022, 20:00
Stampede Wrestling, 1981 For over a year, I’ve heard the same complaints about us never inducting something from that “other” promotion.  Some have claimed we never will due to some errant notion that we don’t ever see anything wrong there, or that we are on someone’s payroll behind the scenes.   I think today’s induction will show that we’re listening Continue Reading...
Read more

Someone Bought This: This Jim Ross figure has issues…

3 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2022, 02:00
It’s the rare “Caffeine Overload Jim Ross” figure! Look at those eyes! Also look at his glasses that he stole from Ralphie from A Christmas Story!  Perhaps Jim is just impersonating Jim Cornette in that one picture? You know the one… Yeah, that one. According to his jacket, his  favorite show is not “Raw Is War”, but “War Tony” whatever Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: “Wrestling (It’s a Laugh)” – WrestleCrap, 1930s style

19 Submitted by on Thu, 02 June 2022, 22:20
Theatrical short, 1937 If there’s one thing I love to do on this site, it’s dig up old, old wrestling. A Superman wrestling episode from 1952? A women’s wrestling movie from 1951? Nah, I said old wrestling. Wrestling from back when Mae Young was a rookie. Wrestling from back when World War I wasn’t called that yet.  It’s good fortune that Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Hook Loses Danhausen In A Game Of Blackjack

0 Submitted by on Mon, 30 May 2022, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – After their match at Double Or Nothing, AEW star Hook gambled away his teammate Danhausen in a game of blackjack. The Diametrically Opposite Duo hit the blackjack table to celebrate their first pay-per-view match together. Or, more accurately, Hook went to play blackjack and Danhausen appeared from beneath the table. “Hit me. Hit me. Please hit Continue Reading...
Read more

INDUCTION: Tony Atlas vs. Ted Arcidi – Who’s Up for a Ten Minute Test of Strength?

17 Submitted by on Thu, 26 May 2022, 20:00
WWF, 1986 The term “hoss fight” gets thrown around a lot these days it seems, but in reality, such a thing is nothing new in pro wrestling.  In fact, it’s what the business was largely built upon – two giant meaty men clobbering each other with reckless abandon.  And truth be told, we are pretty fortunate with what we get Continue Reading...
Read more

Headlies: Tony Khan Tries To Court Sasha Banks

1 Submitted by on Mon, 23 May 2022, 08:00
Boston, MA – AEW President Tony Khan attempted to win over WWE Superstar Sasha Banks after she walked out of this week’s Monday Night Raw. Wearing his best button-down shirt, pressed khaki shorts, and tie, Khan went over his plan. “Okay, Big T. You can do this,” Khan told himself. “You’re great. You’re wonderful. Everybody likes you. Giver her the Continue Reading...
Read more

Induction: WWE’s Colonel Sanders – Original or Extra Crappy?

8 Submitted by on Thu, 19 May 2022, 22:01
2016-2018, WWE In 2015, KFC re-cast the role of Colonel Sanders after the death of their original founder (in 1980). The company’s commercials featured a string of guest Colonels, from country music’s Reba McEntire… ….to Seinfeld’s Jay Greenspan. While this author felt that simply giving some random person the title of Colonel was a slap in the face to Harland Continue Reading...
Read more