Karrion Kross is back in WWE!

Don’t remember him?

Join us for this new induction! (The safe word is “Harbinger”)

Goldberg demolishes a 14 foot tall giant like a total geek!

Behold our Squash of the Week!

With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Lars Sullivan’s Dyslexic Brother Sral Joins NXT

9 Submitted by on Mon, 19 February 2018, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Recent NXT breakout star Lars Sullivan was shocked to discover that his younger brother Sral, who from the learning disability Dyslexia, has signed with NXT. The addition of his previously unknown brother to NXT has worsened an already strained relationship. “He’s always following me wherever I go!” said Lars as his stomp his foot in frustration. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!

11 Submitted by on Fri, 16 February 2018, 02:00
It’s the Maximum Sweat Bad Ass Billy Gunn figure. Or as I like to call him, “Mr. Sweaty Ass”! I just love that the selling point of this line of figures is that they sweat. Oh yeah, because that’s what I really want my figures to do- “sweat” water all over the place and make the carpet in my bedroom and the Continue Reading...
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Induction: Mr. Rocko – Val Venis rocks out with his sock out

19 Submitted by on Thu, 15 February 2018, 20:33
WWF, 1999 This week’s induction stems from WWF Raw’s highest-ever rated segment (or at least its highest-ever rated segment with no wrestling), the much-celebrated “This is Your Life” segment put on by Mankind for The Rock. Over the past two decades, WWE has repeatedly attempted to recapture the magic of this first “This is Your Life” segment… …with each version Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Nikki Bella Unimpressed With John Cena’s Valentine’s Day Efforts

9 Submitted by on Mon, 12 February 2018, 08:00
Tampa, FL – Despite his best efforts, WWE Superstar John Cena was unable to impress his fiancé Nikki Bella during their Valentine’s Day celebration. Bella entered the palatial mansion owned by Cena and was met with a long trail of rose petals imported from Ecuador. She rolled her eyes as the petals crunched beneath her Skechers. The scent of Bella’s Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Tue, 06 February 2018, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Raw Tenth Anniversary – WWE’s Attendance Awards, live from Times Square!

23 Submitted by on Thu, 01 February 2018, 20:58
WWE, 2003 It’s no secret that a lot of fans didn’t like Raw’s recent 25-year anniversary episode. Even CBS Sports panned the show, and WWE put their article on screen to brag about how much mainstream press they got! But if you were disappointed in Raw 25, maybe you should check out Raw X. If, for example, you bought an Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Brock Lesnar vs Akebono

2 Submitted by on Wed, 31 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: What happens when you take one of the most imposing physical specimens in wrestling history and put him in the ring with a near-immobile sumo wrestler? You get a match straight from the low point of New Japan and the height of Antonio Inoki’s insanity! And yep… this is the same Akebono that Big Show wrestled. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Roman Reigns Somehow Wins The Women’s Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 29 January 2018, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – In a shocking and bewildering turn of events, WWE Superstar Roman Reigns has become the first winner of the Women’s Royal Rumble. Defying all the odds and universally-accepted rules, the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion captured glory despite not competing in the match and, despite the suggestions of many fans, not being a woman. The women’s Rumble Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 269: Royal Rumble Preview and More!!

1 Submitted by on Sat, 27 January 2018, 17:09
WrestleCrap Radio is back in all its glory – now monthly thanks to our Patreon sponsors!  RD and Blade discuss babies, love, mystery, and yes, pro wrestling, including the Royal Rumble and the XFL, with our absurd cast of characters!  Plus ONLINE HEIGHT STALKERS!  And TWO NEW SEGMENTS! Again, this is due to our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Emmalina – She’ll Be Here Next Week. Or Maybe Never.

43 Submitted by on Thu, 25 January 2018, 20:00
WWE, 2017 I have to admit, I was somewhat surprised the fiasco of Emma morphing into Emmalina placed so low in the 2017 Gooker Award voting.  That’s not to say the winner, in which Jinder Mahal, a skinny jobber somehow magically became a jacked to the gills WWE champion, was undeserving.  It was.  Nor would I take exception to the hideous Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: President McMahon!

0 Submitted by on Wed, 24 January 2018, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: First told on the old Opie & Anthony Show (before it was revealed the “most real” radio show hosts actually hated each other almost instantly negating the credibility of both) and brought to life by the magic of animator Coke Logic, here is Anthony Cumia as US President Vince McMahon....
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Headlies: WWE Officials Scramble To Find Guests For Raw 25

10 Submitted by on Mon, 22 January 2018, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – After a sudden outbreak of the flu affecting most of the guest stars set to appear at the Monday Night Raw 25th Anniversary, WWE officials have been working nonstop to find replacements. “Everybody is sick,” said Stephanie McMahon. “Stone Cold Steve Austin, Trish Stratus, JR, Ric Flair, Undertaker, Shawn Michaels. All of them bed-ridden and feverish and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Everybody has a straight edge price when CM DiBiase comes to town!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 19 January 2018, 02:00
Oh boy! It’s time for another weird bootleg figure! This one is CM Punk’s body with Ted DiBiase’s head! That sounds like some strange experiment done by a Mad Scientist from a 50’s Sci-Fi B-Movie. “Collect Them All! Let’s Fight!”. No, that’s okay. I’m more of a pacifist wrestling figure collector, thank you very much. “Just For The Superstar”? Wasn’t that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Jinder Mahal, WWE Champion – The 2017 Gooker Award Winner (for real this time)

92 Submitted by on Thu, 18 January 2018, 20:00
It may have been the strangest long-term booking decision in WWE history. Jinder Mahal, career-long underneath guy, would win the WWE’s oldest and most prestigious title and hold it for nearly half a year. Jinder Mahal, who had never once wrestled for any WWE title. Jinder Mahal, who had never once won a match on pay-per-view. Jinder Mahal, who once Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Debuts No-Sided Ring

12 Submitted by on Mon, 15 January 2018, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Impact Wrestling shocked both fans and wrestlers this week by completely doing away with all sides of their wrestling ring. Initially, the company announced they were removing their iconic six-sided ring for a more traditional four-sided ring, but a second change was made late Friday night. In place of the traditional ropes, turnbuckles, and mat, wrestlers will Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 12 January 2018, 02:00
  In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers. There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others. Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers. The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Dixie Carter Added To The Women’s Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 January 2018, 08:00
Memphis, TN – In a surprising move, WWE has announced that former head of TNA Wrestling Dixie Carter, will be entering the Women’s Royal Rumble. The shocking announcement stunned the audience and wrestling experts alike who were expecting this to be the introduction of MMA fighter Ronda Rousey. Stephanie McMahon, the defacto leader of the women’s division, introduced Carter on Continue Reading...
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