Time for our pick for Squash of the Week – Bastion Booger!

We admit that joke was terrible, but it’s better than his finisher!

The House Of Black is for sale.

Place your bid on this fixer-upper in Headlies!

It’s time for “Broken Rules” (meaning the concussion protocols)!

Matt and Sammy’s death-defying bout — inducted!

The Road Warriors are here to snack on danger and dine on death in their first ever SQUASH of the Week!

The PWI 500 list has been released, baybeh!

Find out who is number 1 in Headlies, baybeh!

Owen comes out with his Slammys…

…Goldust comes out as straight…

It’s good to be gold on Raw #208!

Children of the 80’s unite!

Roddy Piper, Pee Wee Herman, Kareem Abdul Jabbar and more hype 1985 Saturday Morning cartoons in a NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Police Promise To Maybe Eventually Rescue The Miz

4 Submitted by on Mon, 29 August 2022, 08:00
Toronto, ON – Local authorities have vowed to rescue WWE Superstar The Miz as long as they don’t have anything else going on and if they feel like it. The former WWE Champion and star of Miz & Mrs was very obviously kidnapped this past Monday by Dexter Lumis. Despite thousands of eyewitnesses and the abduction being caught with multiple Continue Reading...
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From the Pages Of…the Sad Saga of Big Boss Man’s Mama!

7 Submitted by on Sun, 28 August 2022, 08:00
WWF Magazine, January 1991 If you were around in the early 1990’s, you surely remember the storyline involving a freshly turned babyface Big Bossman and the nefarious tandem of Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan.  It was originally designed to be a program pitting the corrections officer from Cobb County, Georgia against the Ravishing One.  But there was just one problem:  Continue Reading...
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RD’s Mailbag – AEW, Pac, WCW, and Vince Defecating. I dunno, you guys send in the questions, not me!

4 Submitted by on Sat, 27 August 2022, 08:00
Time to open up the mail bag once more!  As always, feel free to join the fun by sending in your queries rightchere. With all that out of the way… Theodore B writes…Uh what’s up RD again i wuz just wondering about some stuff. When the big WCW stars went to WWE Vince would do little slick shit to diminish there Continue Reading...
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Induction: Sunny’s Autobiography — Sex, Lies, and Sex

20 Submitted by on Thu, 25 August 2022, 20:00
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra. John Bunyan. Tammy Sytch.  Many of history’s greatest authors have written from behind bars, and with A Star Shattered: The Rise & Fall & Rise of Wrestling Diva Tammy “Sunny” Sytch… …WWE’s “Original Diva” followed in that tradition. While I was definitely on Team Sunny in 1996, the good will a celebrity earns from a year Continue Reading...
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Squash of the Week: Lex Luger vs. Roadblock

2 Submitted by on Wed, 24 August 2022, 09:00
WCW, 1996 You may not expect a Lex Luger prelim match to be worthy of Squash of the Week status, but trust me, this one is more than worth it. Today, he’s battling a big ol’ 400 pounder by the name of Road Block.  You might think Lex might have problems throwing a big guy like that around (well, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tony Schiavone Turns HEEL in TNA

6 Submitted by on Tue, 23 August 2022, 09:00
From the “wow, this sure didn’t age well” file would come this nugget from NWA-TNA with Tony Schiavone turning heel for, well, no real reason that I could comprehend. On the plus side his shirt rocked. I like it much more than the earrings he’s sporting these days....
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Art’s Raw Review #206 – April 21st, 1997

6 Submitted by on Sun, 21 August 2022, 12:00
Raw, which is War, opens with a close-up replay of The Undertaker lighting flash paper in front of Paul Bearer’s face at last night’s PPV. Raw is not only War, it’s live from Binghamton, New York. Steve Austin arrives for an interview by Vince McMahon. Lawler says Stone Cold will wrestle Bret Hart in a street fight tonight, though Jim Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Rikishi shirt is just ass!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 19 August 2022, 09:00
Rikishi dancing is fun. Rikishi shoving his ass into guys’ faces however is not fun. This shirt, featuring “Back Dat Ass Up!” and Rikishi’s ass on it is so tacky and embarrassing that even destitute children in Third World countries would turn it down if they were given it in a Care Package and say “No, thanks. I’m fine, really…”. Because Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Death of Wrestling Challenge – Time to Answer the Age Old Question of “Who’s More Annoying? Ernie Ladd or Dok Hendrix?”

16 Submitted by on Thu, 18 August 2022, 20:00
WWF, 1995 A few years back, I inducted the debut episode of Wrestling Challenge, which you can find by clicking here.  I like to find the pilot episodes for shows like this, because as is the case with many television progrems, they tend to start out as one thing then change and morph over time to adapt to something people want Continue Reading...
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Squash of the Week: Earthquake vs. Mark Young

9 Submitted by on Wed, 17 August 2022, 09:00
WWF, 1990 One of the best things about running this silly website for so long has been the opportunities to meet so many awesome folks.  And there may be none greater than “Earthquake” John Tenta. I am so blessed I was able to call him my friend. And what better way to honor him again than with one of his Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The F.B.I. Also Raids Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Home

1 Submitted by on Mon, 15 August 2022, 08:00
Palm Beach, FL – A historically bad week for former president Donald Trump got worse this past weekend after the Full-Blooded Italians also raided Mar-A-Lago. The F.B.I. ran through the expansive residence without much resistance from underpaid security or club members. Joined by Chuck Palumbo, and Johnny “The Bull” Stamboli, Nunzio led the group in ransacking the opulent home. Silverware Continue Reading...
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From the Pages Of…1994 WWF Magazine Trivia!

9 Submitted by on Sun, 14 August 2022, 09:00
WWF Magazine, March 1994 Welcome to another regular(ish) column here at WrestleCrap.com, From the Pages Of…!  In these columns your old buddy and your old pal RD Reynolds will be diving into old wrestling magazines to see what ridiculousness we can find with which to amuse ourselves.  Today’s periodical of choice is the March 1994 issue of the OFFICIAL WWF Magazine, Continue Reading...
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RD’s Mailbag – Cornette, Vince, Bastion Booger, Cheatum, and More!

2 Submitted by on Sat, 13 August 2022, 09:00
As promised, the mailbag has returned!  Feel free to submit questions rightchere and we will plow through them as we get ’em.  And if we don’t get enough, I’ll just ramble about whatever I feel like rambling about.  So yeah, that’s your warning I reckons. Without further adieu… Daniel M asks: If you had to wear one outfit out of Continue Reading...
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Induction: Karrion Kross on Raw — “Do you like wrestling shows about gladiators?”

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WWE, 2021 When you think of Vince McMahon’s biggest unforced errors in his later years, Karrion Kross’s initial run would have to be near the top of the list (Right after “sleeping with his own employees”). When the former Killer Kross signed with NXT in 2020, Triple H gave him a quick name change and strapped a rocket to him… Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s nWo Boat

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Currently up for sale is Hulk Hogan’s nWo boat – at only $99,000 it’s a bargain at half the price!  It has shots of all his fantastic films airbrushed all over it!   Buy it now (by clicking rightchere!) before Conrad does!  ...
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Squash of the Week: Goldberg vs. Reese

4 Submitted by on Wed, 10 August 2022, 09:00
WCW, 1998 If you weren’t around for the rise of Bill Goldberg back in the late 90’s, you really missed out.  Dude was a massive star and got over in the simplest manner possible – he just went in and beat the ever loving crap out of everyone in his path. Goldberg squashes were always fun, and one of his Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Firefly Funhouse Puppet Let Go

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 August 2022, 08:00
(Thanks to Ralph Archuletta for the suggestion!) Stamford, CT – After a successful Summer Slam, head of creative Triple H began to shape WWE to his liking. His first change involved the firing of Vince McMahon’s Firefly Funhouse puppet. Once a staple of Monday Night Raw, the McMahon marionette has not appeared on television since the firing of Bray Wyatt. Continue Reading...
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Art’s Raw Review #205 – April 14th, 1997

4 Submitted by on Sun, 07 August 2022, 12:00
Note from Art: Way back in 2012, before I’d written word one on WrestleCrap, I started a blog called How Much Does This Guy Weigh? where, among other things, I reviewed every episode of Monday Night Raw from the beginning. It’s been nearly six years, but I’m happy to say that the reviews are back and will appear right here Continue Reading...
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The Return of RD’s Mailbag!

0 Submitted by on Sat, 06 August 2022, 09:00
As part of the revamped WrestleCrap site, we’ve decided to pull something out of the mothballs…namely, RD’s Mailbag! Look, we even brought back the hideous rainbow vision graphic we used 20 years ago! So yeah, submit those questions rightchere and I’ll do my best to answer them.  If we get like zero questions, we’ll probably fill this slot with something Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: 1993 Dubious and Distinctive Achievement Awards – From the Pages Of The World Wrestling Magazine…

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WWF Magazine, January 1994 It may make a lot of folks angry, but I have a confession to make: I always kinda despised the official WWF Magazine.  I guess that isn’t a big shock, as I grew up on the likes of the Apter mags, Pro Wrestling Illustrated, The Wrestler, Inside Wrestling.  As a fan during the late 80’s, this was where Continue Reading...
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Squash of the Week: Skyscrapers vs. the Ding Dongs

21 Submitted by on Wed, 03 August 2022, 09:00
NWA, 1989 Welcome to yet another new column here at WrestleCrap.com, the Squash of the Week!   As many of you know, the late, great Blade Braxton used to do a column called Jobber of the Week where he’d glorify those who glorified others, namely the enhancement talent of the days of yore.  I wanted to do something to honor Blade Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair Immediately Unretires After Being Paid In Global Force Gold

0 Submitted by on Mon, 01 August 2022, 08:00
  Nashville, TN – Ric Flair shocked the sports world this past Sunday by unretiring after his final match at Starrcast. Despite going out on a high note after teaming with his son-in-law Andrade El Idolo against Jeff Jarrett and Jay Lethal, Flair has vowed to continue. While some thought the lure of the ring would be the cause, Flair Continue Reading...
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