Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Bron Breakker Receives His First-Week Evaluation

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Stamford, CT – Up-and-coming Superstar Bron Breakker met with WWE officials to discuss his main roster debut earlier this week. While most outsiders had positive things to say, WWE leadership was more critical. Seated at the far end of a long conference table, Breakker nervously listened to his evaluation. “We need you to smile more, Bron,” explained Stephanie McMahon. “Wave Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: NWA vs. Charlotte Police Department – March Madness with Dusty and Friends!

9 Submitted by on Thu, 10 March 2022, 19:32
NWA, 1988 I’ve never been a fan of basketball. I suppose part of that is my physical makeup.  I’ve always been a tall person, and even though I wasn’t 6’5″ in grade school, I was generally much bigger than my classmates.  It was inevitable that people at school suggested I play basketball and I attempted to do so. My height Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tony Khan Buys Wrestlicious

1 Submitted by on Mon, 07 March 2022, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – AEW leader Tony Khan shocked the world this week with the purchase of beloved wrestling company Wrestlicious. Khan made the surprise announcement of the acquisition on this week’s episode of AEW: Dark Elevation. “Earlier this week I acquired Ring Of Honor, a company I’ve loved since I was a teenager,” said Khan to the sold out crowd Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A Test figure

0 Submitted by on Fri, 04 March 2022, 02:00
Look, it’s a Test figure from the 90’s! And you can buy it for only $9.99! I don’t know why, but I’m highly amused by the simple fact that a Test figure exists. I feel so bad for any kid who got this as a birthday or Christmas gift. They felt the bittersweet sting of getting a wrestling figure… but Continue Reading...
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Induction: Nia Jax vs. Charlotte Flair – The Passive Aggression Era

11 Submitted by on Thu, 03 March 2022, 22:38
WWE, 2021 In my last induction, I chronicled the Zombie Lumberjack Match, a bout that topped many a worst-of list for 2021. And as a hokey concept showcased on pay-per-view, it was certainly the highest-profile stinker of the year. But if you skipped RAW every week and only watched the PPVs like a sensible person, you would have missed perhaps Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Faulty GPS Continues To Delay Veer’s Raw Debut

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 February 2022, 08:00
Columbus, OH – WWE Superstar Veer’s Monday Night Raw debut has been delayed once again thanks to a broken GPS. Weeks of video packages have hyped Veer’s premiere, but the wrestler has yet to make an appearance on Raw. Many have speculated this was due to injury or a lack of creative vision for Veer. Unfortunately, the reasoning was much Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: World Champion Bret Hart is a man with a plan!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 25 February 2022, 02:00
This is “Wrestling World”- one in a long line of wrestling magazines that used unofficial photos of wrestlers. Their photographer just happened to snap a picture of Bret Hart holding a pen and paper and needed an eye-catching headline to go with it. So what headline did they come up with? “Bret Hart Plans His Next Title Reign”. “Plans”?! What kind of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody And Brandi Go Chair Shopping For Triple H

1 Submitted by on Mon, 21 February 2022, 08:00
Atlanta, GA – Wrestling stars Cody and Brandi Rhodes spent their weekend visiting various furniture stores in search of a new chair for Triple H. Following their surprise departure from AEW, many are speculating that the duo is heading back to WWE. Those suspicions were seemingly confirmed after the couple were spotted shopping for what some are calling ‘an apology Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: R-Truth vs. Stardust – A Tale of Plastic Spiders and a Shoulder Yanked Out of Its Socket

13 Submitted by on Thu, 17 February 2022, 20:00
WWE, 2015 A couple of years ago, I took my son to his first ever night of pro wrestling matches.  It was right before the pandemic hit in full, I want to say perhaps November of 2019.  RD Jr. has never been a huge fan.  While sometimes a high flying acrobatic match or goofball wrestler might catch his attention, more Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Launches Khali Kissing Booth For Valentine’s Day

0 Submitted by on Mon, 14 February 2022, 08:00
Indianapolis, IN – WWE has announced the return of The Great Khali for a special Valentine’s Day edition of Monday Night Raw. The “Punjabi Playboy” will be stationed at a special “Kissing Booth” at the Gainbridge Fieldhouse. For a small fee, fans will actually be able to lay a smackeroo smackdown on the WWE Hall Of Famer. “Nothing says ‘love’ Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWE movie tie-ins – Zombie lumberjacks and a stolen egg!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 10 February 2022, 21:51
WWE, 2021 Since the late 2000s, the so-called “zombie apocalypse” has dominated pop culture. And for the most part, it’s been very, very annoying. From social media tags to compatibility questions on dating sites, one can’t go anywhere online without having to explain one’s role in a fictitious undead survival scenario. For years, posts about the zombie apocalypse littered my Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shane McMahon Will Jump Off Of Things For Food

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 February 2022, 08:00
Norwalk, CT – Seemingly confirming rumors of his departure from WWE, Shane McMahon was seen wandering around southern Connecticut, carrying out daredevil-style antics in exchange for food. Amateur video uploaded to Youtube have shown the younger McMahon jumping off bus stop enclosures, store awnings, and roofs. “I’ve seen some crazy stuff in New Haven, especially late at night. I’ve never Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Three Faces Of Johnny Knoxville Enter The Royal Rumble

0 Submitted by on Mon, 31 January 2022, 08:00
St. Louis, MO – Beloved stuntman and actor Johnny Knoxville surprised the WWE Universe by entering the Royal Rumble not once, not twice, but three times. With the Rumble in full swing, Knoxville’s Hollywood actor persona entered at number 5. Hollywood Johnny, sporting black hair and sunglasses, sauntered to the ring. Soaking in the adulation from the St. Louis crowd, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Punjabi Prison match play set

2 Submitted by on Fri, 28 January 2022, 02:00
It’s the Punjabi Prison match play set! First, for those of you who won’t know what a Punjabi Prison match is, I will copy and paste from the Wikipedia description: The Punjabi Prison match, named after the Punjab state that The Great Khali (the match’s ‘founder’) is billed from, consists of two large bamboo cages. The first being four sided Continue Reading...
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Induction: NXT 2.0 – The 2021 Gooker Award Winner

53 Submitted by on Thu, 27 January 2022, 20:00
As a brand dedicated to developing wrestling talent, there’s more than a little irony in NXT itself evolving and flourishing beyond all expectations, only to be punished for it. Premiering in 2010 as a hybrid wrestling/reality game show for aspiring Superstars, the original NXT soon devolved into a farce that announcers openly mocked, and that SyFy booted off television. After Continue Reading...
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Headlies: List Of Alternative Names For Walter Leaked

9 Submitted by on Mon, 24 January 2022, 08:00
  Stamford, CT – Fans were in an uproar this week when NXT fan-favorite Walter’s name was inexplicably being changed to Gunther. The anger was quickly magnified after it was revealed that WWE filed a trademark for the name “Gunther Stark”, a name shared by a Nazi U-boat commander. To ease the bad press, a member of the creative team Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bret Hart is on that new-fangled internet thingy! Cyber!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 21 January 2022, 02:00
This is the cover of the October 1995 issue of WWF Magazine. Look! Apparently Bret Hart is “Sharpshooting Into Cyberspace”! Wow! He sure is hip and modern and cool to be using a computer and the internet! Back when this magazine came out, they charged you by the hour to use AOL. Talk about getting screwed! To be fair, the Continue Reading...
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Congrats to our 2021 Gooker Winner: NXT 2.0!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 20 January 2022, 14:52
Out with the old (which was good), in with the new (not so much)! All herald our 2021 Gooker Award winner, the transition from the black and gold heaven that was NXT to the multi-colored rainbow nightmare NXT 2.0.  There was a worthy crew of competitors, but in the end, Vince’s Frankenstein took the “prize”. There is sooooo much to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mickie James Already Fired, Rehired

2 Submitted by on Mon, 17 January 2022, 08:00
Tulsa, OK – Despite announcing her return for the Royal Rumble, Impact Knockout Champion Mickie James has already been fired and rehired by WWE. The shocking, but unsurprising see-saw decision has been felt throughout the wrestling community. The mercurial decisions started early this morning. “That Mickie, she thinks she’s so fine,” muttered McMahon when seeing James at the BOK Center. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stupid in America, and Banned In Canada!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 14 January 2022, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So back during the late 90s/early 00s TSN would air RAW on tape delay and occasionally edit out some of the more violent or racier moments. So looking to make a quick buck the WWF released a “Banned in Canada” VHS tape featuring a whopping 2015 35 minutes of uncensored footage of Steve Austin swearing, DX Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Captain Lou Hotline – As God As My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Convince Wrestling Fans to Pay $2 a Minute!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 13 January 2022, 19:05
Pro Wrestling Hotline, 1980’s Unless you were a fan in the mid 1980’s to the turn of the century, I don’t think you can fully grasp just how prevalent hotlines were in the world of professional wrestling. In the days before the world wide webs, getting wrestling news wasn’t very easy. Sure, you could hit the local Super-X and grab Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “Hi, I’m Mr. Brell. Welcome to Jockass!”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 January 2022, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – The wrestling and media world were shocked today by the resurrection of the World Television Network, the miraculous return of head executive Tom Brell, and the announcement of the station’s new flagship show Jockass. “’Jockass’ is the future of television” stated Brell proudly in a press conference earlier today. “Equal parts professional wrestling and dummies hurting each Continue Reading...
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Gooker 2021: Vote for the Very Worst of the Year in Our Legendary Poll!

81 Submitted by on Thu, 06 January 2022, 20:00
Another year come and gone…and is often the case, it was chock full of some of the worst pro wrestling has ever seen!  The real question, though is this: what was the very worst of the very worst? What deserves the legendary WrestleCrap Gooker Award? Using the same creeky old poll mechanism we’ve used since 2003(!!!!!), we present to you Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Julia Hart Falls Off The Face Of The Earth

1 Submitted by on Mon, 03 January 2022, 08:00
Cambridge, MN – After a long and thorough investigation, AEW officials have determined that Julia Hart has fallen completely off the face of the earth. The bubbly cheerleader has not been seen on television since she was blinded by Malakai Black’s black mist. Despite a few scheduled tweets, the Varsity Blonds valet has not been heard from in weeks. “We’ve Continue Reading...
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