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Rewriting the Book: What if … Shawn Michaels Never Lost His Smile?
7 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Fri, 11 January 2013, 11:40REWRITING THE BOOK By C.G. Scum What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? In early 1997, the WWF was at a low point ratings wise, and losing consistently to WCW Nitro on Monday nights. The backstage friction between Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart, which has been very well documented in Continue Reading...
Curtain Jerker, 1/11/13: Your First Crap
83 Submitted by Justin Henry on Fri, 11 January 2013, 08:00Hey hey hey (/Dwayne voice) people. Welcome to the new WrestleCrap.com. By now, you’ve noticed the new-and-improved (not even going out on a limb here) design for the site, as well as the flurry of new features that this long-running site will offer. One such new feature is the morning “Curtain Jerker”, wherein I’ll do one of two things: rant Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Dr. Death” Steve Williams tattoos
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 January 2013, 00:00Long-time Crapper Dustin Nichols was nice enough to share his awesome wrestling tattoos (!) with us. He writes the following: I don’t know if this technically counts, but I thought I’d share my two wrestling-related tattoos with you. They are tributes to my late friend, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Dustin Nichols Very cool, Dustin! I especially love Continue Reading...
Press Release: WrestleCrap.com, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches
5 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 10 January 2013, 21:58WrestleCrap.com, The World’s Longest-Running Pro Wrestling Comedy Site, Relaunches Indianapolis, IN –Following months of preparation, WrestleCrap.com has relaunched, offering visitors more laughs at the often goofy world of pro wrestling than ever before. The site was started on April 1, 2000, and now, fueled by additional columnists, features, and a completely new look, the site is posed to continue its reign Continue Reading...
Welcome One and All to the NEW WrestleCrap.com!
11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 10 January 2013, 19:55Why hello there, Fellow Crappers and welcome to the brand spankin’ new WrestleCrap.com! Yes, after years of hearing how the site looked like something on Geocities, we have finally updated it to something a bit more modern…hope you like! But it’s not just the look of the site that has changed. Sure, all your favorite columns, such as It Came Continue Reading...
YIPPEE!! It’s EPISODE I of The RD and Blade Show! Now THIS is Podcasting!...
…will be tweeting quite soon from this space!...
Welcome to the brand spanking new WrestleCrap. In the coming days and weeks ahead, me, along with my fellow yearbook staffer, the Filthy Ape, will be doing something I’ve always wanted to do – paying tribute to the entire population of the greatest town known to mankind, Parts Unknown. Legends, luchadores, indy wrestlers, you name it. If they are sporting Continue Reading...
RD Reynolds is CM Punk. No, the “Real Deal” is not a tattooed firebrand, doling out more potshots than the Friar’s Club. Nor is he particularly what you’d call an “indy darling”, in spite of his involvement in the legendary Mike Samples car incident. RD’s similiarity to the WWE Champion stems from this commonality: they speak for a group of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...
CONTEST OVER & An Update on Gooker Voting!
125 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 07 January 2013, 21:00And this contest is over! Congrats to Ryan for his post in which he talks about wanting s’mores. Or something. So I’ll be in touch, young man! Also, wanted to thank EVERYONE for their posts. They’ve given me a lot of ideas of what to post for the Gooker voting, which will take place…soon. Vague, I know. My apologies, but Continue Reading...
It may shock some of you to know that I, RD Reynolds, have never written recurring wrestling show reports in my life. I mean, sure, I’ve inducted several shows before on the site, but not once have I filed weekly recaps or anything like that. But that’s all changing now, courtesy of the show that has helped me rekindle my Continue Reading...
Another 12 months of horrible wrestling is past us…and you know what that means: it’s time to vote for the absolute worst of the worst! What will win the 2012 Gooker Award? Without further adieu, here’s the nominees! The Various Loves of AJ Lee: Want to simultaneously kill time on three hour Raws and a character that people at the Continue Reading...
Headlies: Hornswoggle Celebrates Over 2,000 Days As Cruiserweight Champion
2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sun, 06 January 2013, 21:09A large celebration is planned for next week’s Monday Night Raw to commemorate Hornswoggle’s unprecedented 5 ½ year run with the Cruiserweight championship. WWE is pulling out all the stops to celebrate the milestone for the wrestler originally known as “The Little Bastard”. “Remember the ‘Rock: This Is Your Life’ segment a few years back?” said Raw head writer David Continue Reading...
Headlies: Lindsay Lohan Praises WWE Wellness Program, Will Appear At WM29
1 Submitted by Michael Dunlap on Sun, 06 January 2013, 19:28Lindsay Lohan may be a part of WrestleMania 29 after all. There were concerns about her sobriety and how it would affect the WWE roster, but those worries have been quelled. Lohan passed her wellness tests to prove once and for all that she was clean on that day during that test. In an exclusive interview, she praised the program Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE looking to take the “Be A Star” program in a new direction
0 Submitted by Travie Yak on Sun, 06 January 2013, 19:21Stamford, CT – For those of you who think the WWE’s anti-bullying campaign is already ridiculous, according to our WWE insider, Vince McMahon is taking the “Be A Star” program in a new direction… and it’s out of this world. “I think Vince is taking it a bit too literal,” our WWE insider admitted over the phone, “he basically wants Continue Reading...
Induction: Fighting Fit with Roddy Piper: Just so you know, he is NOT Your Dad. Be thankful.
24 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 06 January 2013, 17:22Fitness Video, 1992 Text by RD Reynolds Thanks to Fellow Crapper Danny Hanlon for donating this tape! Does that stupid calendar say January again? I hate January! Look, yeah, it’s my birth month and all that jazz, but really, it’s one of my least favorite months of the entire year. For starters, I love Christmas, and having to take down Continue Reading...
Welcome to the Worst of Pro Wrestling! Why hello there, RD Reynolds here. I guess this is the area of our site where we discuss what this silly place on the world wide interwebs is all about. Founded on April 1, 2000, WrestleCrap.com is a comedy site dedicated to all the worst in professional wrestling, so horrible characters, gimmicks, matches, Continue Reading...
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These inductions are not live on the site. However, we will be posting them from time to time as Classic Inductions. Should you wish to have them all, like RIGHT NOW!, you can view them by picking up an archive disc, which you can obtain for free when you purchase another WrestleCrap DVD by clicking here. Pre-2010 Inductions: 1995 Continue Reading...
Please note – as of this time, WrestleCrap DVDs are NOT available. We’re working on something new on the horizon…stay tuned. FREE WrestleCrap Archives in Six-Pack of Discs! Your absolute best (Real) deal! Six big discs of Crappy goodness: the WrestleCrap Radio Roast Shoot Interview, 2 FREE Archive Discs, the WrestleCrap Radio Shoot Interview, and Worst of RD Double Continue Reading...
The WrestleCrap Book of Lists!! The WrestleCrap Book of Lists! 357 pages, ECW Press Now Available! Ever wanted to know the worst career choices pro wrestlers made upon retirement? Or which kung fu chop-socky wrestlers would make Bruce Lee do a backflip in his grave? The WrestleCrap Book of Lists! has all that — and much more. The gloves are off Continue Reading...
Raw Reports will be posted here in the very near future!...
Email RD Reynolds Here RD’s DVD, Video Game, and Book Shelf! I don’t know quite why, but for some zany nutty cukoo reason, people want to know what I think of certain books and DVDs. So here ya go! Keep in mind, as always, that these are just my opinions, and your mileage may vary. Like my good buddy Eric Continue Reading...
What if…Muhammad Hassan Didn’t Leave WWE?
7 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:25 Text By Neil Cathan What if…Muhammad Hassan Didn’t Leave WWE? Our story begins on the night of July 24th, 2005, after a match between Muhammed Hassan and The Undertaker, won by the Undertaker. Cheered on by the crowd, the dead man rocks Hassan up the entrance ramp with punch after punch. To the crowd’s delight, he gets Hassan to the Continue Reading...
Text By Neil Cathan What if…Bruiser Brody Hadn’t Died? I need to step in firstly as an author and apologise. I’m a big fan of Brody’s work, and the question of what he would have done had he stayed with us has been a fun game to play in my mind and on EWR. While I feel I have a Continue Reading...
What if…Raven defeated Tommy Dreamer at Wrestlepalooa 1997?
0 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Thu, 27 December 2012, 16:21 Text By Neil Cathan What if…Raven defeated Tommy Dreamer at Wrestlepalooa 1997? He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster – Fredrich Nietzsche Our story begins on June 7th, 1997, in the closing moments of Tommy Dreamer vs Raven, in Raven’s last match in ECW, and Dreamer’s last chance to beat his nemesis. Tommy Dreamer Continue Reading...