No wonder WWE used Fred Durst songs for two of their WrestleManias….....
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Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00 Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
Rewriting The Book: What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part I)
12 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Mon, 28 January 2013, 19:17Welcome to the Newest Chapter & Incarnation of “Re-Writing the Book” here at the Crap. While I’m fairly certain I’ll never fill the shoes of Jed (I wear a Nike, size 8), I’m here nonetheless. Rumor has it by default. That’s right, Crappers: There are apparently plenty of fans but not enough writers to go around. De Fault; the 2 Continue Reading...
Beginning at 8 PM EST, Justin Henry provides live coverage of WWE Monday Night Raw, and will post the wittiest, most irreverent tweets he receives through the night. Hit him up and follow along with the first Raw on the Road to WrestleMania, as the build to Cena-Rock II: You Only Live Twice takes shape. POSITIVES FROM THE ROYAL Continue Reading...
Headlies: WrestleMania 29 Card Updated Post-Royal Rumble
18 Submitted by Michael Dunlap on Mon, 28 January 2013, 15:47The WrestleMania 29 card has been officially updated after the tremendous Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday night. Let’s take a look at how the card shapes up after a superhuman performance by John Cena in winning the Royal Rumble match. WWE Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena Last Continue Reading...
Some of you may know that, for the last couple of years, I’ve lent a hand with the internet’s oldest wrestling awards, the RSPW Awards. If you’re unfamiliar with them, they were founded in 1990 by a wrestling scribe named Herb Kunze, and run by him until the late 1990s. That’s when Christopher Robin Zimmerman took over (CRZ to people Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/28/13
2 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 28 January 2013, 12:00 Snitsky learns the key to acting is to become your character...
Headlies: Jeff Hardy Caught With 100 lbs of ICOPRO
4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 January 2013, 09:00Charlotte, North Carolina – Current TNA champion Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday after being caught with 100 lbs of ICOPRO in the trunk of his car. Integrated Conditioning Program, or ICOPRO as it’s known on the streets, is a bodybuilding supplement popular amongst the World Bodybuilding Federation in the early 1990’s. “We noticed that the suspect was traveling at a Continue Reading...
Curtain Jerker, 1/28/13: Royal Rumble Feedback
30 Submitted by Justin Henry on Mon, 28 January 2013, 08:00 Real cut and dry, this is for you to post feedback on the 2013 Royal Rumble. What did you like? What didn’t you like? Leave any and all thoughts for discussion here....
Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels never lost his smile? (Part III)
1 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Sun, 27 January 2013, 17:19Rewriting the Book By C.G. Scum What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part III Following WrestleMania, there is now a new WWF Champion, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, however, many of the other major players despite the outcomes of their respective matches have a lot of unfinished business Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/27/13
5 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 27 January 2013, 12:00 Well, he’s half right…....
Back-up on Veoh. Don’t get attached, these vids are going down quicker than Tommy Rich jonesing for NWA Title. Proving it’s still here in a minute’s time… More reliable than Ticketmaster, it’s Botchamania: 211 A Fistful of Dynamite Kid!...
I remember being scared of Andre as a child. In the summer of 1989, my Ninja Turtles and Legos, my Batman and my Double Dare, they all would get back-burnered in favor of something my brother Josh dragged me into. I wasn’t kicking and screaming when I got my first taste of World Wrestling Federation action, nor was I willing Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube Classic: Completely, Utterly Insane John Cena Fan
10 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 27 January 2013, 09:00 RD: Here is a John Cena fan, and he is going insane watching the Rock-Cena match. And I mean ABSOLUTELY INSANE, to the point I think he may be headed to Bellevue. I went back and forth about posting this (after all, we all mark out from time to time, right?), but at the end of the day, I Continue Reading...
Before I get started with the SMS report this week, I’d just like to mention how delighted I am that I’ve gotten several emails and Facebook messages from folks who not only enjoy my weekly recaps, but better yet, who are now going to start watching this show every week just to witness the lunacy. It’s this type of Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/26/13
5 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 26 January 2013, 12:00 Keith Richards, cockroaches, and pyromaniacs...
It Came From YouTube: New, Improved Parker Movie Trailer
2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 26 January 2013, 10:26For sure this film would have been better had I directed it. ...
Two miraculous events take place this weekend…is it possible that the Royal Rumble doesn’t even get top billing? ONE WAY TO FIND OUT (CLICK ON THIS TEXT)!!! ...
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! Away we go. Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/25/13
5 Submitted by Justin Henry on Fri, 25 January 2013, 12:00 Learning curves are AWEEEEEEEEESOME...
SEAN CARLESS PHOTOSHOP PARODY: GRAND THEFT AUTO: PARTS UNKNOWN.
5 Submitted by Sean Carless on Fri, 25 January 2013, 08:33With the news of THQ relinquishing their license of WWE’s video game franchise (you can only run over a shocked and unaware Teddy Long so many times before it gets just slightly less hilarious) to Rockstar Games’ parent company of Take-Two Interactive, this finally opened the door for a dream game I have envisioned and even partially designed for the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Fantasy Concept DVDs and Blu-Rays
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00This time I have something a little different for you. Technically nobody has bought this, but I bet they would if they could! WWEDVDNews.com is a great resource for WWE/TNA DVD and Blu-Ray news and reviews. They also have some great features on Coliseum Home Video releases in their Coliseum Corner. The reason I’m featuring them here is they have created Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Impromptu Safety Dance breaks out!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 January 2013, 00:00Loyal Crapper Sean Bateman sends in this wonderfully weird clip of wrestlers randomly dancing to Men Without Hats’ classic song “The Safety Dance” at an ECCW show. Everything is better with dancing! And at least it’s not The Brady Bunch....
Induction: HardCORE Justice: The One Night Stand We’d All Regret The Next Morning
36 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 24 January 2013, 20:00TNA, 2010 ECW’s history over the past decade has been a tumultuous one, to say the least. Frankly, given its bankruptcy, multiple reunion shows, revival by WWE, and setbacks such as December to Dismember, Vince McMahon’s title win, and the cancellation of ECW on Sci-Fi, ECW has been the subject of more false finishes than a Ring of Honor match. Continue Reading...
[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week II
4 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 24 January 2013, 12:40Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/24/13
5 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 24 January 2013, 12:00 AWA disbanded 7 years later. Officials baffled as to the cause. (Follow Justin on Twitter!)...
Headlies: TNA Reportedly Using WrestleCrap Books As “Creative Blueprint”
2 Submitted by Michael Dunlap on Thu, 24 January 2013, 09:00As soon as Brooke Hogan uttered the term, “It’s the shit”, Hulk Hogan felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand straight up. He finally put the creative puzzle together in his head. Brooke was referencing her newest single, “Hulka Hulka Burning Love”, which was released to family and friends just last week. You see, Hulk has been Continue Reading...
Curtain Jerker, 1/24/13: Rumble Mark Memories
15 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 24 January 2013, 08:00 We here at WrestleCrap, if nothing else, like to pick the part of your brain in which memories lay, waiting for the opportune moment to roam freely. And what better place to go in your nostalgia-subconscia than your mark days? With the Royal Rumble just around the corner, I’m asking you guys to give me your best memories of Continue Reading...
Epic Tweet From Wrestling History, 1/23/13
4 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 23 January 2013, 12:00 Rube Goldberg, meet Rikishi (Follow Justin on Twitter!)...
So word from the newsies is that Cena’s show-ending promo from Raw went over about as well backstage as John Laurinaitis’ old dress code policy did. In other words, to Cena’s peers, his promo was garbage. To me, it was actually one of his less-annoying promos in recent times. Sure, he was a little off subject and irreverent, but Continue Reading...