The match that blew up in Tony Khan’s face (so to speak)…

The Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match – inducted!

Want some brutality in your Squash?  Big Van Vader is Here!

NEW SQUASH of the Week!

Sami Zayn cooked Thanksgiving dinner for The Bloodline.

Find out if it was “ucey” in this week’s Headlies!

Sable needs to find her a man who looks at her the way The Anvil looks at Owen’s Slammy.

It’s Raw #213!

Nash. Backlund. WWF Championship.

If ever there was a SQUASH of the Week, it’s this one!

Confused by all the rules for the Iron Survivor Challenge?

Well, Shawn Michaels has even more in Headlies!

Watching Full Gear?  Chat with RD Reynolds and friends on Facebook!

Come on over and join the fun!

Grab your Triple Treat Box, a complete three-course meal in one holiday-themed box…

It’s time for a new induction!

Is RVD’s Raw debut a five-star classic?

Find out in our SQUASH of the Week!

Election Day may be over, but not for Bob Backlund.

Find out what’s eating the master of the chicken win in Headlies!

Don’t blink! Sid is back!

Plus, Sunny takes on four men at once.

It’s Raw #212!

Two times his height, three times his weight…but he ain’t backing down!

Hornswoggle battles the Great Khali in a NEW INDUCTION!

Oh yeah?  More like OH NO.

Sandman obliterates Macho Libre in our SQUASH of the Week!

A legend returns at Crown Jewel.

Hiroki Sumi is back and only in Headlies!

New induction!

Straight from the news stands, it’s Apartment Wrestling!

Warning: Contains velvety shanks.

Time for a big…and we do mean BIG…SQUASH of the Week!

Yokozuna’s WWF debut…BANZAI!

Happy Halloween from Wrestlecrap!

Find out what Vince McMahon is dressing up as in Headlies!

The King unloads all over Goldust!

Plus, Sable OD’s on vinyl!

It’s Raw #211!

All The Latest Crap!

Induction: RETRIBUTION – The 2020 Gooker Award winner

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RETRIBUTION was a faction that could only have emerged in 2020. For one thing, it was that summer that saw historic unrest in American cities, sparked by numerous deaths of African-Americans at the hands of police. Coast-to-coast Black Lives Matter protests, violence between Antifa and right-wing groups, destructive anarchist riots, often-brutal reprisals by law enforcement – these events would fundamentally Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Peacock Wins The Royal Rumble

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St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events, a man in a giant peacock costume won the Royal Rumble. With its iridescent coloration and expansive feathers, the large man-bird entered the Rumble at the coveted 30th spot. Confused and terrified, many Superstars eliminated themselves in an act of self-preservation. After extensive flexing, preening, and pecking, Peacock made short Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 302 – Royal Rumble Memories & More!

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It’s Royal Rumble Time! RD & Blade discuss favorite memories of the annual hootenanny, Trish Stratus and other lovely ladies of wrestling, and tons more! WrestleCrap Radio 302 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: MTV’s I Wanna Be a WWF Superstar – Just Please Don’t Wake Up Carson Daly While You’re Doing It

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MTV Sports Show, 1999 Confession time: I was not planning on writing this induction.   The original plan today was for the 2020 Gooker Winner Retribution to be posted, but that is such a gigantic steaming pile of garbage that it’s taking a bit longer than planned for us to digest and regurgitate it all.  Unsure of what to do, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shawn Michaels Pardoned For Barber Shop Window Incident

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Corpus Christi, TX – WWE legend Shawn Michaels received a full presidential pardon this week for the infamous Barber Shop Window incident in 1992. The event, which saw Michaels throw his Rockers partner Marty Janetty through a window, has been on Michaels’ record for decades. In a last-minute flurry of activity before leaving office, President Donald Trump issued a slew Continue Reading...
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Induction: Help! I’m Trapped in a Professional Wrestler’s Body – Middle School of Hard Knocks

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Book, 2000 For decades, a staple of American public schools has been the Scholastic book fair, where booksellers take over the school’s library for a week so kids can bring home the newest edition of Animorphs, Goosebumps, or whatnot. And while he’s no RL Stine, author Todd Strasser seems to have made a decent living churning out short chapter books Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 6

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! Check out Part IV here! Check out Part V here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act III We start with a mid-torso walking through nothingness, with… the Winged Eagle on a white strap across his waist. And as Rip enters the studio and Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 5

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! Check out Part IV here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act II We see a large stained glass window of Christ and a woman playing a harp below it in evening wear. Erm, okay. She sits behind a balustrade a floor above an Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Reunited Bullet Club Members Struggle To Find New Name

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Jacksonville, FL – A surprise reunion of former Bullet Club members on AEW’s New Year’s Smash has forced the former faction to create a new team name. The famous wrestling group primarily appeared in New Japan Pro-Wrestling, but due to strict copyright laws, AEW champion Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson are now forced to use Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 4

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! Check out Part III here! No Holds Barred:  The Film:  Act I As in the script, the film makes sure the first image we see is that of our hero, but unlike the script there is now a voice-over of two announcers, bickering, and discussing how this is Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 3

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! Check out Part II here! No Holds Barred:  The Script:  Act III When we last left our hero, he found out his perfunctory love interest has been kidnapped and evil network executive wants him to throw the fight to the evil bad guy champion after ten minutes, else the love interest will be Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History – Part 2

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Movie, 1989 Check out Part I here! No Holds Barred:  The Script:  Act II When we last left our hero Ripper, he was making men crap their pants. Next scene: a French restaurant. Sam and Ripper are seated in a corner table and Sam indicates she was not sure if Ripper was going to like this place and hopes there Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: No Holds Barred – Script vs. Movie – The Most In-Depth Analysis in History!

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Movie, 1989 Quick note from RD: Folks coming to WrestleCrap.com of course know about No Holds Barred, the rather infamous 1989 film starring Hulk Hogan.  One of the first inductions I ever penned over twenty years ago covered it and we all had (I hope) a good chuckle at it.  With the passage of time, there has been I think a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Trump Supporters Unable To Find And Storm WWE Hall Of Fame

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After several days of searching, a group of Donald Trump supporters were unable to find and storm the WWE Hall Of Fame. The six car and one 1997 Pontiac Astro Wagon caravan began their journey in Florida, slowly making their way up the East coast towards Connecticut. The poorly planned trip worked on the assumption that the much-advertised hall of Continue Reading...
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Gooker 2020 – Vote for the Very Worst in Wrestling!

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There’s no need to recap why 2020 was such a messed-up year, and there was certainly enough awful stuff happening off-screen that could qualify as “the worst in wrestling”. This past year was no doubt the strangest in wrestling history, with wrestling promotions having to figure out ways to run shows without a live audience. Some of their ideas were Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Orton Lights WWE Legend Moppy On Fire

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Orlando, FL – Randy Orton’s fire-fueled frenzy continued this week after he set beloved superstar Moppy ablaze during Legends Night. The gathering of legends, meant to honor former stars and definitely not to boost ratings, started off as expected. Icons such as Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and Alicia Fox thanked the nonexistent crowd for their support and well wishes. Hillbilly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is tiny and zombified!

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This is a Hulk Hogan S.L.U.G Zombie figure.  Well, actually it’s a Hulk Hogan knockoff since it isn’t licensed or really called “Hulk Hogan” but whatever. S.L.U.G stands for Super Ugly Little Guys. They’re like M.U.S.L.E figures, I guess. So yes, it’s basically a little green zombie Hulk Hogan. This is one of those things that’s cool to have if Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sammy Guevara Gets His Tongue Stuck To A Pole

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Jacksonville, FL – Inner Circle member Sammy Guevara needed help from emergency rescue crews this weekend after getting his tongue stuck to a light pole. The AEW stable, rowdy from partying at Time Out Sports Grill, raised havoc throughout downtown Jacksonville. Signs were knocked over, Ubers were ordered then cancelled, and nurples were purpled. Teasing and pranks escalated on the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap

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Hey kids! Want to look like a total idiot? Then get your hands on this Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap! (I want to note that my auto-correct wanted to change “Hulkster” to “Huckster”. Hmm…). I seriously can’t think of any situation where anyone of any age at any point in time in any situation would look cool wearing this painter’s cap. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 301 – Merry Christmas 2020!

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It’s Christmas, and you know what that means – Angry Jim releasing a NEW Christmas album!  Also, an actual honest to goodness WWE Superstar joins us for a quick visit.  Break out the eggnog – WrestleCrap Radio 301 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Performs Santa With Muscles Table Read

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Stamford, CT – WWE officials, Superstars, and underlings gathered together to do a table reading of the holiday classic, Santa With Muscles. According to WWE COO Triple H, the special mandatory read-through was done to bring holiday spirit. He insisted it was definitely not for any other reason. “It’s been a tough year, we’re trying to put a smile on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A hideous WWF Crush shirt

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Shakabrah!!! Even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, that Crush shirt is too damn ugly and bright! Tone it down, man!” If you wanted to sum up the earl 90’s with a color palette, I think this would be it! Purple, neon yellow, and bright orange! It kind of makes his Demolition gear look subtle by comparison, doesn’t it?...
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Christmas Induction: A Very Brady Christmas – A Tale of Secrets and Seasoned Rump Roasts

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1988, Made for TV Movie Note from RD: We’re nearing the end of December and you know what that means around these parts – time to induct another horrible (non-wrestling!) Christmas movie!  It’s been an annual tradition for all these years…you can check out the ghosts of Christmas past here!  And without any further adieu, let’s dive right into this Yule log! This Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The General Confronts Brandi Rhodes

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Jacksonville, FL – Insurance spokes-cartoon The General joined Papa John’s investor Shaquille O’Neal to confront AEW CBO Brandi Rhodes following the shocking water-splashing incident on Dynamite. O’Neal, the genius behind the album ‘Shaq Diesel’ was joined by the cartoon spokesman to confront Rhodes. AEW announcer Tony Schiavone was brought in to mediate the discussion. “At the request of AEW officials, Continue Reading...
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