The Human Wrecking Machine Gets Butchered!

We head to Puerto Rico as Abdullah battles Zeus in a NEW INDUCTION!

It was a real quiet week, wasn’t it?

At least it was in Headlies!

In 2019, AEW launched…

…headfirst into WrestleCrap.

The Casino Battle Royale, inducted!

Cody Rhodes is finding out what the real “American Nightmare” is.

Make sure you have your insurance card when reading this week’s Headlie!

You demanded we give this company its first induction…and we FINALLY listened!

A long overdue induction is here!

We have our wallet, phone, and charger. Are we missing anything?

Get “locked in” with a brand new Headlies!

Wanna hear some smart-aleck crap all over other people’s matches? Of course not!

It’s our oldest induction ever!

Hook and Danhausen are Viva Las Vegas.

Place your bets and find out what happens in Headlies!

A Hoss Battle for the Ages – Ted Arcidi vs. Tony Atlas!

Rest Hold-A-Mania is running wild in a NEW INDUCTION!

Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

Quick Update from RD & Art

9 Submitted by on Thu, 15 October 2020, 19:58
Hey hey fellow Crappers!  RD here with an update from myself and Art. You may have noticed there was no new induction last week (although there was a pretty awesome WrestleCrap Radio), and sadly, there will be no new induction this week.  As some of you know, I help with a charity called Rupert’s Kids, and we have an arcade. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 298!

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We’re not going to lie – the first 18 minutes or so of this show may be the worst audio we’ve ever done.  On the plus side, it gets MUCH better after that.  So hang in there, if for no other reason than to learn where that wacky comic book panel of “Ken Patera” comes from. This show is made possible by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody Rhodes Responds To Sporticus, Stephanie

4 Submitted by on Mon, 05 October 2020, 08:00
Lazy Town – AEW star Cody Rhodes issued a stinging rebuke this past Wednesday on Dynamite to his sworn enemies Sporticus and Stephanie. Sporting his newly-dyed and plastic-looking jet black hair and a purple and red striped jumpsuit, Rhodes shifted his attention away from Brodie Lee and the AEW Television championship. Citing his newfound love and junk food and watching Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Batista talking pen

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You’d better use this Batista talking pen at home, and only at home. Because if you go out in public anywhere like the bank or school and press the button to make it play a clip of Batista talking you’re going to make people want to hit you very hard, very quickly. Well, at least the sound clips are “intense”…...
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Induction: The Are You Being Served? wrestling episode – A rumble in men’s trousers

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TV episodes, 1979, 1980 This week on Wrestlecrap, we take a look at the classic British comedy, Are You Being Served? The show, a bawdy workplace comedy, derived most of its humor from the type of double-entendres that naturally abound in a clothing store where salesmen stuffed their drawers and the saleswomen took down their underwear. Throw in the occasional Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Reveals How They Named Retribution Members

14 Submitted by on Mon, 28 September 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At their weekly meeting, WWE Creative revealed the source behind the new name for members of Retribution. On last week’s Monday night Raw, the upstart faction Retribution revealed their themselves,” said Bruce Prichard. “No, wait. That doesn’t sound right. Last week, Retribution unveiled their members. Dang it. I mean they told us their names. There, that works.” Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Eight Amazing Pieces of (Mostly) Early 90’s WCW Merch Even WE Didn’t Know Existed!

19 Submitted by on Thu, 24 September 2020, 20:00
WCW, Early 1990’s You may have not noticed, but WrestleCrap is often late to the party when it comes to capitalizing on internet trends.  While we were once a trailblazer on the world wide interwebs, we have largely done the same thing we’ve always done since day one over twenty years ago: find something stupid in pro wrestling, then do Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Phantom Fan Joins The Firefly Fun House

6 Submitted by on Mon, 21 September 2020, 08:00
  Snake Bight, FL – Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Fun House has grown by one with the addition of his newest friend, The Phantom Fan. The featureless Phantom Fan joins fellow Funhouse friends Ramblin’ Rabbit, Sister Abigail, Mercy, Huskus, and Wobbly Walrus. “Yowie, wowie!” exclaimed Wyatt. “Phantom Fan, I haven’t seen you since Wrestlemania! Welcome to the Firefly Fun House! Now Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Highlanders figures

4 Submitted by on Fri, 18 September 2020, 02:00
It’s a two-pack of The Highlanders figures- one of the most forgettable tag-teams of the 2000’s. Who thought that kids or adults would want to buy figures of these two? Hey, remember when Robbie showed up in the audience of TNA Impact the weekend of Wrestlemania in 2008? We do! 3/27/08. Never forget....
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Induction: WWE Originals – Featuring the hit song, “A Stinkface from the Heart”

20 Submitted by on Thu, 17 September 2020, 20:00
WWE, 2004 The way the music industry has changed over the past two decades, it’s no wonder that WWE doesn’t put out CDs anymore. Now it’s standard practice to just dump CFO$’ latest compositions on iTunes or Spotify, where they can be safely ignored by wrestling fans. For example, you probably weren’t aware that WWE Music has release thirteen different Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cold Fish Joins All Elite Wrestling

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 September 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Hot off of the surprise acquisition of Miro, All Elite Wrestling has announced that they have also signed Miro’s former partner, a cold, dead fish. Cold Fish, last scene on WWE television being thrown at Lana, is just the latest former WWE star to appear in AEW. The signing has sent ripples of excitement throughout the wrestling Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Worldwide shirt

0 Submitted by on Fri, 11 September 2020, 02:00
Back in 1999/2000 if you watched WCW Worldwide you could email them with a question for a wrestler. If they picked your question, they’d read it on the air and a wrestler would answer it. Better yet, you won a spiffy WCW Worldwide logo shirt! According to Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog they were t-shirts with the WCW Worldwide logo Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Thunder in Paradise INTERACTIVE – Two Terrible Tastes That Taste Terrible Together

23 Submitted by on Thu, 10 September 2020, 20:00
1995, Phillips CD-i Videogame I’d heard rumor of this for years, couldn’t believe it could possibly be true.   A television show starring Hulk Hogan (that I am pretty sure I’ve inducted TWICE already!) was made into a video game.  That part I can actually believe.  There have been a lot of horrendous video game licenses over the years (and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Forces WWE Wrestlers To Use Tout

2 Submitted by on Mon, 07 September 2020, 08:00
  Stamford, CT – Following Vince McMahon’s directive to close all third-party social media accounts, WWE wrestlers have now been instructed to set up accounts on Tout. Tout, a social media platform that specialized in 15-second videos, was heavily promoted by WWE in 2012. Despite investing $5 million into Tout, WWE left the partnership in 2014. The company became inactive Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb’s bomb!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 September 2020, 02:00
Remember when Adam Bomb turned face and threw these little Nerf footballs into the audience? LICENCE TO GET THE AUDIENCE’S FAVOR! Actually the fans didn’t care about him anymore as a face than they did as a heel because it was the exact same character. If you weren’t one of the 3 or 4 lucky fans to catch one of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Retribution Have A Nice Day Off

9 Submitted by on Mon, 31 August 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – After months of attacking various members of the WWE roster and disrupting television tapings, insurgent faction Retribution decided to reward themselves with a nice day off. Still wearing their trademark black masks, hoodies, and pants, the mysterious group entered Universal’s Island Of Adventure. Although they are bent on destroying the WWE, Retribution made sure to maintain at least Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio Turns FIFTEEN YEARS OLD! Episode 297 is here!

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We celebrate fifteen years (!!!) of WrestleCrap Radio!  Old friends we’ve not heard from in years come back, someone we’ve talked about since nearly day one showing up, and we legitimately say good bye to someone who will NEVER be on the show again! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: RDV?

1 Submitted by on Fri, 28 August 2020, 02:00
In 2011 TNA featured this Rob Van Dam shirt on their website as one of their new releases. Wait a minute… RDV? Rob’s Damn Van? Oh, it’s supposed to be RVD! Poor Rob. Even he must not have been as high as TNA’s merchandise designers! They actually did correct it when it went into production. Much better!...
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Headlies: Fan Appearing On “WWE ThunderDome” Blocked By Other Fan’s Sign

7 Submitted by on Mon, 24 August 2020, 08:00
Cape Girardeau, MO – WWE ThunderDome attendee Emmitt Emerson’s Summerslam viewing experience was ruined last night after another fan held up a sign for the entire event. Despite not actually being the same location, another fan’s sign blocked Emerson’s view for almost the entirety of the event. “Y’know, I was really excited to be in the audience as part of Continue Reading...
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Induction: The “New York rules” WCW Thunder – No rules. No refs. No idea what’s going on.

22 Submitted by on Fri, 21 August 2020, 20:18
WCW, 2000 The year 2000 was a special year for Wrestlecrap, a year that not only saw the site launch, but also provided material for it for years and decades to come, particularly in the form of WCW programming. That was the year that WCW passed the point of no return, hemorrhaging money, alienating viewers, and cramming segments with hot-shot Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: AWA and WCW toy rings

2 Submitted by on Fri, 21 August 2020, 02:00
This is why you need good artwork that actually represents your product. This is the Remo AWA toy wrestling ring. Look at how small that ring looks on the artwork! It’s as if they’re wrestling in a postage stamp! This is why proper scale is important when drawing things, Crappers. Look at the crowd in the foreground. It looks like Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Launches “Shut Up And Give Chris Jericho $50” Group

6 Submitted by on Mon, 17 August 2020, 08:00
Lake Keystone, FL – All Elite Wrestling has announced the creation of a new group for wrestling fans that want to give Chris Jericho their money.  Dubbed “Shut Up And Give Chris Jericho $50”, AEW describes the group as a ‘community for wrestling fans who love wrestling, shutting up, and giving Chris Jericho $50.’ Following in the footsteps of Brandi Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Foxy Food Fight – It’s Like a Fruit of the Loom Commercial, Just Sexy (Supposedly) and On Acid (Definitely)

22 Submitted by on Thu, 13 August 2020, 20:00
Video Tape, 1987 For whatever reason, the other day I was thinking about when I was a lad…and the things that were ‘sexy’ in the 1980s. Giant hair.  Torn up jeans. Neon colors that would burn your eyeballs.  We look back on some of these things now, and we kinda chuckle.  No harm no foul as the kids used to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Don “The Rock” Muraco Buys The WBF

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 August 2020, 08:00
Sunset Beach, HI – WWE Hall of Famer Don “The Rock” Muraco shocked the business world this week by announcing that he has purchased the World Bodybuilding Federation. The WBF was the brainchild of WWE CEO Vince McMahon in 1990. Believing that competitive bodybuilding was the way of the future, the WBF held two Pay-Per-View events before disbanding in 1992. Continue Reading...
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