Classic Induction: The Very First Raw: Wait, THIS Show Lasted 1,000 Episodes?

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WWF, 1993
Text by RD Reynolds

You might have missed it, but WWE just celebrated its 1,000 epsiode of Raw. I mean, yeah, you may have missed it (it wasn’t like the company beat you over the head with its impending arrival for months on end), but I sure didn’t. With such a monumental event upon me, I decided to go back and take a look at the very first Raw, a show that I remembered being pretty bad.

But over the years I often wondered…could that have something to do with the fact that Raw replaced my favorite wrestling show ever, Prime Time Wrestling?


Or maybe this show just sucked.

SPOILER ALERT: It was the latter.

I mean, sweet Christmas.

Sean Mooney.

That’s the VERY first image we saw on what would become the longest running blah blah thingamajig in made up television history.


Everyone remembers him right? Not sure I ever inducted the guy, but he was pretty atrocious.

Let me put it to you this way: when the thing I most remember about you is that you were on a Coliseum video wherein you played Captain Kirk to Lord Alfred Hayes’ Scotty, well sir, that’s a bad sign.

Oh and that tape?

Something else I’ve never inducted.

If you ever wanted to know how I’ve been running this site for 12 years and am still able to find old stuff to induct, the fact that I’ve failed to induct Mooney or that abysmal tape would give you an idea of the absolute dump truck full of junk that we’ve all been subjected to over the years.

One thing that is decidedly NOT junk, however, would be the first Raw intro and theme song, the ultimate mishmash of eras.

It sounds like someone went to Jim Johnston or whoever was doing music for the company at the time and said, “Ok, take the Wrestling Challenge theme and try to hard rockify it. But don’t make it TOO hard rockified, just slightly rockified. And isn’t it cool that I just made up the word rockify?”

Maybe, just maybe, this show wasn’t as horrible as I remember it being.

No, wait, it may have even been worse.

Seriously, kids, this was the first Raw announce team: Randy Savage, Vince, and Rob Bartlett.

So that crap about Jerry Lawler being there since day one? Completely fabricatd. You are shocked, I know. He wasn’t even on the show.

That out of the way, let’s look at this announcing crew.

Randy Savage was great in the ring, and one of my favorite promos ever. His stuff between his arrival in the WWF and his babyface turn he was just completely out of his skull are my current favorite promos ever.

But he was…umm…not so good as a color commentator. His nonsensical ramblings (wherein he was not talking about himself) weren’t good over an hour long show.

Vince as a good guy commentator was fine. He was a goofball with his constant Whatamaneuver!, but the dude always had oodles of charisma. Unfortunately as a lead commentator, his natural heel charisma was all bottled up. Suffice to say that was corrected in the late 90’s.

Rob Bartlett, on the other hand, was a comedian that Vince found on a New York radio station and he was all kinds of horrible. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. I have inducted him, but it was in the early days and I probably wrote all of 100 words about him.

Suffice to say we’ll be visiting him throughout the night.

And a real quick recap for you younger viewers.

In a very short period, we went from Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon, my favorite commentary team ever…

…to this.


Speaking of Heenan, he is outside the building, unable to get in.

And really, I guess he was unneeded. Why would you need the Brain when you had the comedy stylings of Rob Bartlett?

No answer.

I agree.

Raw historical fun fact: the first superstar ever to enter a Monday Night Raw ring would be one Koko B. Ware.

Yes, Koko B. Ware in his horrible, horrible High Energy (inducted!) outfit.

This was the man to introduce Raw to the masses, to get people to watch not only this show, but 999 more after it.

Him being a Hall of Famer all makes sense to me now.

Oh, and Rob Bartlett thinks Koko is Gary Coleman.

And Vince McMahon agrees.

Jeez, I thought it was bad when Jesse just to call the poor guy Buckwheat.

The somewhat non-politically correct insults weren’t just reserved for The Birdman, but also dished out to his opponent, Yokozuna, whom Randy Savage called “the world’s biggest eggroll.”

I somehow doubt such commentary would fly these days.

As you would suspect, Yoko flattens poor Mr. Ware.

What you may not expect, well, at least in 1993, was for Vince to show just how RAW this show was going to be, as less than five minutes in we get our first SWEAR WORD (followed by the early Raw catchphrase).

Yes, kids, back in the day, the word “ass” on television was indeed considered edgy.

I guess it is today as well as Road Dogg couldn’t even say it on Raw 1000.

Oh, and you know, they bust on Yoko being fat here, but he is downright svelte compared to what he would become.

I mean, seriously:

If that dropping of the A-word had viewers uneasy, one can only imagine what the early Raw ring girls had folks thinking.

I bet it would be something like, “Man, these girls look not only skanky, but almost annoyed to be here.

Still, her hair is pretty cool. I sure hope girls still wear their hair like that in 2012.

That would totally rule.”

Now if you were like me and hating this lack of Bobby Heenan on the show, rest assured we do get some Brain throughout the show. Here we get a pre-tape of him talking about his newest charge, Narcissus.

This would eventually morph into The Narcissist, likely because those backstage quickly realized how ridiculous having a wrestler named Narcissus sounded.

Still, that was a bad gimmick, and eventually was inducted here at the Crap as well. So there’s THREE inductions already from this show, with more to come.

I mean, seriously, I almost want to induct Rick Steiner’s outfit here.

That giant mall hair the ring card skank had may have been cool to maintain its popularity to our present time, but this outfit, not so much.

And this guy?

This would be Scott Steiner.

Yes, THIS Scott Steiner.

To this day I still watch old Steiner Bros. matches totally mystified, constantly trying to convince myself that this is the same man.

Oh, and the Steiners’ opponents (well, victims) for this epic night would be the legendary Executioners, who would be legendary in absolutely no sense of the word.

The Steiners make short work of the Executioners, in large part due to the fact that the masked men are so clumsy that they can’t even run across the ring without falling down.

999 more episodes followed this.

Have I mentioned that yet?

If the Steiners squashing a pair of jobbers isn’t enthralling enough for you, here comes Dork the Clown.

That’s not a typo.

Bartlett literally calls him Dork, and Vince confirms that name, until Randy Savage corrects him.

For the record, I’ve never inducted Doink the Clown as a character. I thought the original evil clown bit was actually pretty great, and Matt Borne was brilliant in the role.

Had he been named DORK THE CLOWN, however, I am pretty sure I would have had no choice.

Outside, The Brain attempts to sneak in under the guise of being Rob Bartlett’s mom.

Going out on a limb and guessing that Pat Patterson wrote this bit.

Back in the ring, we get a Razor Ramon interview, with Scott Hall looking at least 19 years younger and more sober than he does today.

I’d make further tired jokes at Hall’s expense, but seriously…look at Vince.

Bow tie.

Bug eyes.

I love this image so much that that I propose it be the cover of his autobiography, and that it should be the title: Bow Ties and Bug Eyes: The Vince McMahon Story.

I’ll even offer to ghost write it.

Max Moon, in the outfit I have long described as being ‘ribbed for her pleasure’, enters the ring following that, upping the WrestleCrap inductee list yet again. In fact, I am going to go out on a limb and guess that we’ll have more WrestleCrap inductees than we do WWE Hall of Famers on this program.

But hey, here comes Shawn Michaels to try to stem the tide. He’s great.

But hey, this is WrestleCrap, and I am RD Reynolds, so let’s nitpick, shall we?

HIs entrance music is the absolute dirt worst version ever, as it is the one where Sherri Martel does the vocals.

Not just the “Oh Shawn” at the beginning; the entire thing.

The only thing more aburd than that is the image that I found while attempting to locate this theme.


Anyway, as you’d expect, the two have a pretty good match, with Shawn getting the duke.

But not before we get more hahalarity from Mr. Bartlett including a Mike Tyson impersonation that makes Blade Braxton’s sound stellar in comparison and him telling us about the WWF version of the Amy Fisher Story, with Vince McMahon starring as Joey Buttafuco.

I can’t lie – I’d watch that.

Main event time, and as you’d expect, err, hope at this point, we do get another all-time legend in the form of the Undertaker.

His opponent for this first ever Raw main event?

Yes – Damian Demento!

But before we get to that, we go back outside where Bobby is still trying to sneak in, this time as Morty Feldman, Bartlett’s Jewish uncle, as Mooney give a fart-smell face.

I love this image so much that that I propose it be the cover of his autobiography, and that it should be the title: Fart Smell Face: The Sean Mooney Story.

I won’t offer to ghost write it, but maybe his brother Ian will.

So to the main event we go…wait, no.

First we get a recap of Kamala turning babyface.

And for those of you keeping score, that’s ANOTHER inductee here at the Crap. I’d knock it some more, but it did give us Kamala bowling with Slick, which is a good thing.

Because if you pay close attention, you’ll note that all wrestling and bowling segments are great.

See also, Perfect, Mister.

Ok, so to the main even we go, finally, and yep, there’s our old buddy, our old pal, Damian Demento.

You know what was one of the weirdest, most fun things we did during the whole run of WrestleCrap Radio? The stuff with him. Because he just showed up one day blasting us, we blasted him back, and all of a sudden, he took over the show out of the blue.

None of that was planned. Just happened. And he was a great guy to work with once we stopped shooting on each other and actually talked to him.

Still, we inducted Damian Demento. Because, you know, we’re jerks like that.

I’ve lost count of how many inductees are on this show. In hindisght, it may have been the inspiration for me to start

So Undertaker shows up, only to be greeted with what is, without question, the worst intro the guy has ever been given.

Care to guess who is at fault for that one?

(Hint: you may be noticing a trend.)

(Hint: it’s Rob Bartlett, you numbskull.)

So as you’d expect, Taker finishes off Demento quickly.

And that’s the end.

Except for another segment where Bobby Heenan was still locked out…

…and an interview with Doink, who would promptly be chased around and around the ring by Crush.



So I know what you are thinking: yeah, this first show had a lot of crap on it, but it would soon get better.

Considering Vince promised us both El Matador and Papa Shango on Raw Episode 2, it actually took quite a while for that to happen!

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37 Responses to "Classic Induction: The Very First Raw: Wait, THIS Show Lasted 1,000 Episodes?"
  1. Erik Majorwitz says:

    Will Mr. Demento be making an appearance on the “R.D. and Blade Show” anytime soon?

  2. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Raw debuted 21 years ago today! I feel so very old…

  3. John C says:

    “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah freak out!!!!!!! Freak out!!!!!!!!! Vince hadn’t realized yet that I had been using the Max Moon outfit to take Stephaine on a trip to Uranus. Need a little excitement? Then snap into the bosses’ daughter. And Rob Bartlett still sucks.”

  4. Brad says:

    I actually didn’t mind Sean Mooney. He was 10 times better than that fool Todd Pettengill

    • the14thListener says:

      Now that I have archives access, I can double-check, but I thought Sean Mooney was one of the earlier inductions? There was an run on terrible early WWF announcers getting inducted, so he might just have been included in one of their inductions.

  5. Scrooge McSuck says:

    I’m a wrestling nerd. I woke up, saw the date on my cell phone, and INSTANLY thought “Raw’s 1st episode was 21 years ago today.” I am amazed I’ve ever had female sexual partners without having to pay for it.

  6. Matt Soileau says:

    The first RAW inducted? By RD? Yes, please!

  7. Jay says:

    God, how much juice, er I mean weight training did Scott Steiner do when he turned into Big Poppa Pump? He put on about 50 pounds of muscle, so much so he could not do half his moveset anymore.

    The Steiners left the next year and when Scott returned to the WWE, he was put into the main event. What a trainwreck.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Yeah, I’m always amazed at the… uh.. unique transformation he made from the early 90’s to what he became in the late 90’s..

    • Matt Soileau says:

      HEY! He could still do the Frankensteiner kinda. And don’t you DARE call it a Hurricanrana!

    • Krendall says:

      The biggest trainwreck out that would be the Rumble ’03 match with Triple H. Has that been inducted? It should be.

  8. Anonymous says:

    RAW is Wrestlecrap.

  9. Juice211 says:

    You have to induct Sean Mooney….and his identical twin brother Ian Mooney. Btw, Sean Moooney became a news anchor in Boston for a short while.

  10. Matt Soileau says:

    Sean Morley started the trend of bland, young announcers that Kevin Dunn seems to like. Todd Pettengill was at least wacky…

  11. RedArmyCats says:

    My brother works with Mooney now. He’s a really nice guy, very funny actually. I have been interviewed by him a few times. I have always liked him.

  12. Matt Soileau says:

    Out of all of the interchangeable goofs we’ve had (Marc Lloyd, Todd Grisham, that other dude named Todd, Coach, Chris Leary, Adamle, Striker, etc) Mooney was actually one of the better ones…

  13. Eva Beach Boy says:

    Vince said that Paul Bearer was part of the famous Bearer Family. Who are these other members???

    I don’t seem to remember any!!!

  14. Eva Beach Boy says:

    WOW! I forgot just how terrible Sherri’s version of Shawns’ theme song is.

    Thanks, for the reminder, RD. NOT!!!

    I love the site, so I promise not to sue you later for irreversible physiological damage.

  15. Stephen says:

    I have to say, I love the classic inductions, with the grid and everything. There’s something about the old format that felt … cosy. Ahh, nostalgia. 🙂

  16. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    You know, I’d take these 1 hour Raws over the 3 hour ones we’re getting now any day of the week.

  17. Casey says:

    You know, now that we have the WWE Network, I love going back and watching these early Raws. It is like threw up or something and not enough words are used here to express how bad Rob Bartlet and this commentary team were.

    I believe it is Raw #3 where Macho Man’s hat was stolen by the Repo-man because I guess Macho missed a couple of hat payments. Bartlet asks Savage to check on his car because he couldn’t find a parking space…this all happens while Terry Taylor is coming to the ring. Then his opponent for the evening comes out and Vince McMahon describes him as a man who needs no parking space…that man, Mr. Perfect. Bartlet responds that he needs 2 parking spaces and I have no idea what this means.

    I love this show!

    • Evan Waters says:

      That’s Episode 2, and yeah- the early RAWs are ROUGH. Kind of fascinating, though, from a historical perspective- so many jobbers you have never heard of before and never will again.

      And Rob Bartlett is really just inexplicably awful. Like, there is no reason for him to be there at all, and he clearly does not give a damn himself.

  18. Mighty says:

    Its almost sad seeing Scott Hall looking so young and clean back then.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Yeah but he’s looking a lot healthier these days than he was 7 or 8 years ago at least. Glad he got his life turned around.

  19. Time Lord Soundwave says:

    I’m watching the first Raw on the WWE Network right now, and after five minutes I’m already sick of Rob Bartlett.

    Seriously, they thought that could replace Heenan with this gobshite?

  20. Krendall says:

    I just realized Randy Orton aped his whole “hearing voices” gimmick from Damien Demento. Arguably Bray Wyatt, for that matter.

  21. Christopher Haydu says:

    I saw this twenty three years ago. I didn’t remember a lot of it, though. I have to ask, was there a storyline reason why Bret Hart wasn’t on the show? He was the WWF champion at the time…. I know the champ wasn’t on every show back then. He didn’t have to be on every Raw, at least not while champion, but Bret should’ve been on the first one. Was Razor’s interview about his match with him at Rumble ’93?

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      Remember that early on, Raw wasn’t really as big of a deal as it would become later. It was really just a radical new concept (a sometimes-live wrestling show on Monday nights with a new format). They probably didn’t think they needed to bother with Bret for the show.

      • C Boz says:

        Correct – Raw at first was from my memory meant to be a WWF answer to MTV Unplugged – less frills more wrestling. Sort of. It was mainly squash matches and rougher commentary (ish) until WCW Monday Nitro forced Vince to upgrade, and even then it took WWF around a year longer (circa 1996) to show good bouts. Heck Raw did not even take place in an arena st first – the venue was an NYC ballroom if I recall correctly.

        There was one major match on an early Raw: Mr Perfect beating Ric Flair clean in a loser leaves town match.

  22. Royal Fumble says:

    I know I’m probably the only guy in the world who thinks this, but I thought Rob Bartlett was pretty funny. One time on Raw, he did a Vince impression throughout the show, I thought it was hilarious.

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