When I named this site WrestleCrap, writing inductions about guys poopin in the ring wasn’t what I had in mind. But here we are yet again, as we roll back to TNA No Surrender 2006 with Petey Williams taking on Jay Lethal.
If you’re like me (and I know I am), you see that match up and think, “There’s no way, no possible way, that could be a bad match.” After all, Lethal and Petey were/are both great in-ring wrestlers. Take into account that this took place nearly 20 years ago when both guys were arguably in their primes, and it seems borderline laughable that this could somehow wind up on this shrine dedicated to the very worst of wrestling. Look at the image above though and you’ll notice that Petey is swigging from a water bottle…a water bottle mickey’ed up with laxatives.
In fact, Lethal and his clown show colleagues, Sonjay Dutt and Chris Sabin, in the back boast about this prior to the match! Agent Jerry Lynn asks them if they are serious, and they all start laughing and more or less ignore him as they are too busy playing…something…on the most ghetto TV setup you ever did see. Is it a TNA game? Well seeing as the company didn’t release their first videogame until (checks notes) 2008, that would be a no. This company was so inept it wouldn’t shock me if it was a WWE game that they were giving some free pub.
At this point, Petey looks inquisitively at his water bottle. Could they have REALLY just spiked his drink? Would they really be dumb enough to admit that on live television? I mean, this is TNA so anything is possible.
The match starts, and shock of shock, it’s really good. Petey and Lethal are flying around all over the place, and honestly, this looks not unlike you’d see from high flyers in AEW or WWE here in 2026. Again, this should come as no shock to anyone given who was in the ring.
But we can’t just have a nice wrestling match, no. Instead we have to slow things down as all of a sudden something is not right with Petey. He grabs his tummy and makes an “uh oh” face to let us know things are about to go very south. Mad props to him attempting check everything by simultaneously patting his belly and his anus.
The guys attempt to get things back on track, with Lethal driving elbows into Petey’s midsection. A sunset flip attempt follows and…well…Williams grabs the back of his trunks to make sure he hasn’t just crapped his pants. Like I’ve heard of that happening mid match by accident before in real life…who thought this would be fun as part of the story of a match?
Williams tries a roll up next, with Lethal kicking out…while also covering his mouth and nose. Because apparently now the smell of the anal leakage is so bad it’s affecting Lethal’s performance too. Pretty sure when wrestlers are taught about in-ring psychology, poop-filled diapers ain’t on the syllabus.
Let me state that this wasn’t one or two spots in the match – it’s pretty much this entire trainwreck from start to finish. And it isn’t some two minute gimmick, it’s almost ten minutes of Petey trying a move, then stopping to make sure he ain’t blasting the brown all over the place.
And just in case we’ve not figured out what is happening yet, Sonjay comes down the aisle laughing and waving around a box to ensure even the dumbest person watching understood the joke. Have to love that they didn’t use a brand name, but rather a completely plain white box with LAXATIVE on the front. Really drives home just how professional this professional wrestling is on display here.
And it just keeps going on and on and on, with no end in sight. Lethal determines his best course of action is repeatedly pummel Williams’ stomach with E. Honda style slaps and then to give him an atomic drop, I guess to drive all that diarrhea back up Petey’s anal cavity.
A somersault onto Petey’s midriff comes next, and then we get some of the goofiest elbows you ever did see.
And I say that as someone who saw Paul Orndorff take on Disco Inferno!
The dumbest part of all this is everyone in the ring selling the alleged rank odor. Don West even pointed out that fans at ringside were holding their nose! God bless Don, he was one of my favorite over the top announcers ever, but not a single person in the crowd was doing this. (RD FUN FACT: I was doing commentary on a match like 30 years ago that featured someone being smothered with a chloroform rag. I also said people in the crowd were covering their nose and mouths due to the smell. So Don West and I were both horrible liars.)
Petey catches Lethal and does a wacky DDT, but is unable to cover him because he’s too busy spinning around the ring like Curly of the Three Stooges.
Just try to tell me that wasn’t the exact same thing!
At this point, Williams decides he needs to finish this match immediately or he’s definitely going full diaper. He signals for the Canadian Destroyer and grabs Lethal only to once more stop and grab his butt. Frustrated, he slams Lethal away…
…which gives Jay the opening to do a quick school boy roll up and get the win. Petey immediately retreats up the ramp, holding his can the entire way. You may be asking what on earth would make this company decide such a thing was a good idea, and as best I can tell it was part of a promotion of the movie Jackass 2, with various wrestlers doing stupid stuff to emulate the movie. If you say so – the only jackass I really see on display here is the one who booked this crap!