Induction: Make Darren Young Great Again – “Again”?

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WWE, 2016

It’s not uncommon for WWE to utterly waste a wrestling legend, nor is it unusual for WWE to try and fail at political satire, but in 2016 the company managed to do both simultaneously.

One night in May, WWE’s announcers informed the viewers that Darren Young, formerly of the Prime Time Players, had for the longest time been looking for a life coach. Young, humble as he was, obviously didn’t want to bother viewers by mentioning any of this in the preceding weeks.

Turns out, the person Darren Young was looking for was right in front of him the whole time:

Bob Backlund.


They were spending so much time together already, I’m sure.

As a big fan of Bob Backlund’s insane promos from 1994 and 1995, I should have relished in the former champion getting screen time, but it soon became apparent that he and Darren Young had no chemistry whatsoever.

And when I say, “soon”, I mean the very first time Backlund spoke. WWE could have edited this vignette any way they wanted to, but instead they aired a segment that made it clear that Backlund and Young had taped their promos at completely separate times.

Backlund ended the segment by repeating that he was going to “make Darren Young great again”, which some of you more astute readers might recognize as the motto of Donald Trump.

Was WWE intentionally courting controversy by running an angle that paralleled Trump’s polarizing 2016 presidential campaign? If so, they were doing a really bad job of it.

See, other than being political conservatives who ran for president and have never eaten marijuana, Donald Trump and Bob Backlund couldn’t be more polar opposites.

Can you imagine Bob Backlund hosting beauty pageants or publicly defending his penis size?

Can you imagine Donald Trump penny-pinching or using words like “plebeians” or “convivial” in everyday conversation?

As a soft-spoken former collegiate wrestler, Backlund had much more in common with Trump’s former associate, Bobby Lindsay.

The weeks wore on, and the promos wore out, with only Darren Young’s occasional change of shirt suggesting that these things weren’t all filmed in one day.

As the mentor and protege developed their bond week after week by talking to each other via split-screen, the viewer just had to take their word for it that the two men had ever even been in the same room together.

Supposedly, in an effort to force Young to walk everywhere, Bob Backlund stole his car keys. This implied that Backlund rifled through Young’s bags at the studio that day, before the two men were made to stand in a red room and a blue room, respectively.

Another week, Backlund insisted Young recite all the United States Presidents in order, like he used to make autograph seekers do in 1995. This would be even more difficult today, as there have been so many more presidents since then. Mr. Backlund then started listing off Washington, Adams, et al, at which point Darren exclaimed, “Daaaaaamn!” This, of course, earned him a scolding from Bob.

One of the most important developments in the vignettes was the revelation that Mr. Backlund didn’t like or understand smart phones, telling his protege not to rely on that so-called piece of machine to tell time.

If any of what I just wrote makes it sound like Darren Young and Bob Backlund were ever in the same time zone together, I apologize, as that’s not how it came across on television at all.

Once WWE ran out of promos, it was time to re-debut Darren Young. With Bob Backlund in his corner, Young “won” a battle royal when his last two opponents eliminated each other.

This bit of dumb luck guaranteed Young an Intercontinental title match.

You would think Darren Young would start to emulate after Bob Backlund, so to speak. Incorporate amateur wrestling into his moveset.

Gotch-lift somebody.

Do those deep-knee lunges before his matches. Misuse big words (like emulate).

But aside from dressing like Mr. Backlund for Halloween…

…winning one match with a head bridge…

…and adopting the crossface chickenwing as his finisher for one week, Darren Young was as nondescript as Darren Young ever was.

Take Young’s gear, which read, “Block the Hate”.

Could you ever see Bob Backlund using “hate” (or, heaven forbid, “H8”) as a noun? No, he’d say, abomination.

Another missed opportunity? Merchandising. You know how many “Make Darren Young Great Again” hats WWE could have sold? Probably none, but they could have at least given them away to fans to make it look like they were into Young’s gimmick.

If Titan Towers could produce crate-loads of Backlund for President buttons in 1995 and give them away for free with every purchase of an Undertaker denim vest, surely they could have churned out a few thousand MDYGA caps to hand out on Raw.

WWE couldn’t even be bothered to imitate Trump’s typography.

There, was that so hard?

Given that Darren Young had recently come out as gay, I should at least give WWE credit for not giving him the slogan, “Make Darren Young Straight Again”.

But Art, you say, Darren Young was never straight.

And yes, you do have a point, but that still wouldn’t have made the slogan any more inaccurate than the one they actually used.

Darren Young’s first and last big match came against IC champion The Miz at July’s Battleground pay-per-view.

The two wrestled a competitive match until a confusing finish that saw Maryse slap Backlund, then trip and blame it on Bob.

This exacerbated Backlund, who attempted to tear off his shirt…

…leading Miz to push the crazy old man over.

Darren Young then made the save by slapping on Bob Backlund’s patented submission move, the… cobra clutch? The referee rang the bell to disqualify both The Miz (for beating up a senior citizen) and Darren Young (for applying the incorrect hold).

Young then stared at his hands like Bob Backlund once did, as if to say, “What just happened?” In this case, the audience was in the same boat.

Did the announcers spend every Darren Young match with their backs turned to the action?

Young immediately dropped from the IC title picture to feud with his former partner Titus O’Neil, who poked a giant hole in Young’s new “Make Darren Young Great Again” gimmick by pointing out that he had never been great to begin with. The rivalry got personal when Titus threatened to knock Backlund’s “old ass out” and later put the boots to Young’s 67-year-old mentor.

It was the kind of heated feud that could only be resolved through a series of roll-up victories, with Young coming out on top 2 out of 3 times.

These fluke victories failed to boon Young’s career, as he dropped further down the card to the pre-taped C-shows like Main Event and Superstars. There, Backlund would accompany Young to a never-ending series of matches with Jinder Mahal. If you had told me that within a year, one of those men would hold the WWE title, I would have said, “Bob Backlund’s a little old to be champion, isn’t he?”

Young and Backlund would also serve as background dorks for Enzo Amore to riff on in “sensitivity training”.

Darren Young’s last feud in WWE would be with the Shining Stars, who tried to scam Mr. Backlund into renting a time-share.

That night, Young would make his triumphant return to Monday Night Raw against the Shining Stars in a throwaway match on a throwaway holiday episode. After 45 intense seconds of action, Braun Strowman came to the ring to destroy everyone in sight…

…including Young’s tag team partner and fellow sensity training graduate, Bo Dallas…

…who for some reason was the one who got the Trump-style signs.

A few weeks later, Young and Sin Cara would try in vain to exact revenge on The Shining Stars for implying Bob Backlund was a retiree. Young got injured during the match and never wrestled in WWE again.

It’s too bad Young got injured when he did – the new President could have gotten him another IC title shot.

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Art has been writing inductions for WrestleCrap since 2012. He also writes reviews of old Monday Night Raws, posted here every other Sunday. You can find his old reviews at the "How Much Does This Guy Weigh?" blog. Follow him on Twitter @Art0Donnell. Email at:
21 Responses to "Induction: Make Darren Young Great Again – “Again”?"
  1. Josh Owens says:

    Was actually his idea. On a side note, why all the hate for Trump?

    • Saint Stryfe says:

      Y… you want a serious response to that?

      Ya know what? no, just. no. Not getting into that.

    • Steve says:

      Because Drumpf is a Russian puppet, drug abusing, fucking idiot?

      • Rob Brown says:

        Well, I tried to avoid getting into political stuff, but after seeing this comment I can’t resist.

        Look, I’m no fan of Trump, but it’s for things like Yemen and his cozy relationship with oppressive countries other than Russia. (E.g., Saudi Arabia.) This “Russian puppet” stuff is a charge that’s never held water because his administration really hasn’t been very good to Russia. I highly doubt that Putin would have told him to pull out of the INF Treaty, for example. Or to arm Ukrainian rebels after 8 years of Obama refusing to do so. Or to go after Russia’s allies such as Syria and Venezuela.

        I’ll concede it’s possible, perhaps even probable, that Russia tried its best to help him get elected without his knowledge, because they figured he would be less adversarial to them. But if so, it hasn’t really worked out anywhere near as well as Russia might have hoped.

        This is still a problem because just as we don’t want a president who does whatever a foreign power wants, we also don’t want a president who is so adversarial with another nuclear armed power that there is a risk of this new Cold War turning into a hot war.

        • cookslookin says:

          No Russia didn’t want him elected because he’d be less adversarial, they wanted him elected because they knew Trump would be extremely embarrassing to America and undermine the country’s status on the world stage. Which it has.

          • NiceGuyCody says:

            If that were there goal, they would’ve just “hacked” the election to give another four years to the petty tyranny of Obama and his cohorts.

            But it’s ridiculous to talk about “embarrassment”, when the whole point of the Russian conspiracy fairy tale was to spare Hillary and her cultists of having to accept the fact that she’s too hated, inept, corrupt and stupid to win an election SHE HERSELF RIGGED.

    • Rob Brown says:

      There isn’t really much in the way of Trump hate here.

      Art says his campaign was polarizing, which it certainly was.

      Trump has hosted beauty pageants and responded to an apparent implication that he had a small penis.

      Trump did get Bobby Lashley’s name wrong. And he is also a political conservative. Although we don’t know that Trump has never eaten marijuana for sure. If he did, though, then there wouldn’t be anything wrong with it.

      As RD has said a number of times before, wrestling and politics is a bad mix, so I’ll keep my opinion of the current president to myself for now.

    • jerm says:


    • The Lunatic Binge says:

      are you serious

    • Thun says:

      Do you mean hate in general?

      Think of it this way, remember Pacman Jones? Massive asshole, caused shit on a strip club and whatnot? Imagine he got elected.

  2. Saint Stryfe says:

    Backlund in 94/95 was clever, and used the events of the time to reinforce a character that seemed genuinely dangerous.

    This didn’t work. It was not funny, it was not serious. It was using an older superstar to cover over the apparent flaws in a young superstar, who was not ready for the spot he had, rather then bringing the young star up right.

    It’s not hard people – give a young competitor an interesting, distinctive character, an extension of themselves, let them speak from the heart, and let them win matches that matter. It’s not hard to get someone over – how WWE can take some of the athletic people they have and fail at it is really baffling.

  3. Mav says:

    Because he’s a horrible person who cares only about himself. I had a hard time reading this induction because nothing about our President is funny.

  4. Alfonzo Tyson says:

    This is one of those inductions I’ve been waiting for since the first promo aired. Hopefully Los Matadores/Shining Stars will come soon.

  5. Jackwagon says:

    What would have saved this angle would have been if they had someone else come out with a “Darren Young Is Already Great” sign.

  6. Sam Sweeney says:

    The best part about the ending for that IC title match is that was after the draft, where both Miz and Darren had been drafted to different shows. So they ended their match on a non finish despite knowing that there would be no rematch.

  7. ChunkyLover53 says:

    I maybe in the minority, but I thought the angle had potential despite the premise of it not making sense. With Darren Young winning the battle royal by accident, he had fan support going into his IC title match with The Miz(they were even chanting Young’s name). They should’ve capitalized on it and had him win the IC belt. Instead they had him feud with his former partner and get lost in the shuffle.

  8. TheGreat31 says:

    “Can you imagine Donald Trump penny-pinching or using words like “plebeians” or “convivial” in everyday conversation?”

    Dude can’t even pronounce “origins”

  9. Guest says:

    Young won 2 out of 3 matches against Titus?……..they way I remember Titus straight up buried Young in the aftermath of those matches with Young never getting his revenge.

  10. Thun says:

    Is Young still signed? Swore he had left when Welshtista joined Cirque du Soleil.

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