Induction: The Gestapo Match – GLOW in the Dark Chapter of Human History

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Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1986

Viewers of the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling knew pretty much what to expect from the show after watching the first eight episodes: cornball humor, wacky characters, and barely passable wresting action.

And while the show’s cast typically wore skimpy leotards and was hardly politically correct (Palestina the terrorist comes to mind), it was always cartoony and fun enough to qualify as kids’ entertainment.

Then out of the blue on episode nine, David McLane casually introduced the show’s matches…

…and mentioned something called a Gestapo Match as the main event. 

See, as the two largest wrestlers on the show, Mt. Fiji and Matilda the Hun were constantly battling, but this particular week, their rivalry needed a little extra something, and that something was Nazis.

As such, Matilda the Hun, who had always been an evil German character, took her persona to its logical conclusion by appearing in front of a Nazi flag and vowing to take over the world. 

Coming out as a Nazi seems like a pretty big move, even for a heel, but it was just another chapter in the feud between Mountain Fiji, portrayed by Emily Dole, and Matilda the Hun, portrayed by Dee Booher.

Booher? I hardly know her! But I do know she’s a Nazi, so yes, I will boo her. This also means that, like Fanta and Volkswagen, phone sex was invented by a Nazi.

Now, media geared towards kids almost always censors Nazi imagery when they reference World War II, even when Nazis are explicitly getting their asses kicked. After all, you don’t want kids doodling that stuff at home or at school.

Hey Arnold! gave Hitler a frowny-face arm band. 

Captain Planet wouldn’t even show Hitler’s real facial hair.

But GLOW? They decked the heels out in iron crosses, SS insignias, and big ol’ swastikas. It made for some unusual Saturday afternoon viewing.

Leading Matilda to the ring were Hollywood & Vine, GLOW’s resident bad girls. And you can’t get much worse than being Nazis!

Imagine the shock of the viewers at home at the sudden transformation of Hollywood & Vine: one week, they were relatively harmless juvenile delinquents, and literally the next week, they were Nazis. How did this happen in an era without Youtube, podcasts, or message boards?

And imagine being in this audience, expecting to see a campy, lighthearted show and ending up at a Nuremberg rally. 

While the heels goose-stepped and sang, “Deutschlandlied”…

…the babyface contingent of Mt. Fiji, Little Fiji, and Americana gave a counter-demonstration, singing “America the Beautiful” and waving the American and Israeli flags. 

These extra wrestlers at ringside would be integral to the match, as it would only end when one competitor’s second (or third) waved the white flag at ringside to signify surrender.

In case anyone didn’t notice the historical and political implications of the match stipulation, McLane explained that Matilda was an expert in “Gestapo tactics” and believed in the purity of the “Aryan race”, while Mountain Fiji accepted the match so she could show Matilda just where she could stuff her “Nazi philosophy”.

I’m sure Fabergé had second thoughts about sponsoring this show.

The match was bonkers. For most of it, Matilda and Fiji beat the scheisse out of each other with billy clubs.

Make that the Official Gestapo® Billy Clubs™ – talk about intrusive product placement!

The two competitors took turns choking each other out with whips…

…and bashing each other in the head with chains.

On paper, a women’s wrestling match featuring chains and whips sounds like a naughty bit of fan service, but despite the announcer’s unfortunate choice of words, there was nothing sexy about this bout (probably because of the racism).

Meanwhile, Matilda’s Nazi underlings brawled throughout the match with Mt. Fiji’s international coalition, subjecting Mt. Fiji’s Chinese sister to tactics worthy of the Nazi police force, sticking things under her fingernails…

…and trying to pull out her teeth with pliers.

Less effective was when Vine put a gas mask on Little Fiji and then blew into it. Hey, I never said Nazis were smart.

To that point, the match ended when Hollywood picked up the white flag and started beating Mt. Fiji in the head with it, thus technically “waving” the flag and forfeiting the match.

It was just like in World War II, when the Nazis tried to send a letter bomb to the White House but it was a dud and the letter said, “We surrender”.

Mt. Fiji and her entourage seized on this fluke win to claim victory over Nazism, smashing its symbols and declaring, “Never again”. Nazi ideology had been defeated once and for all, never to return again.

And it never did.

At least not in GLOW. In fact, just minutes after appearing in full Nazi garb, waving the Nazi flag, and giving the Nazi salute, the two bad girls were at the hairdresser cracking dumb-blonde jokes about California Doll. 

Vine mellowed out about the whole Aryan supremacy thing enough to do Spanish Red’s makeup…

…and Hollywood was in her usual goofy skit trying to woo David McLane. The GLOW founder rejected her, not for being a Nazi, but for her small bust. That’s like turning down Leni Riefenstahl because she wasn’t thicc.

Fiji and Americana, having just survived a brutal war against the avowed Nazi Matilda, joked that she was such “nasty girl” that her favorite meal was “broken leg of lamb”. That’s how mean she was!

The next week, Hollywood & Vine were back in action to take on the likes of Sally the Farmer’s Daughter, with not a single mention of their membership in the Nazi party.

Mt. Fiji and a swastika-free Matilda the Hun continued their feud, because a match patterned after a literal world war was not important enough to settle anything.  The blow-off would be a loser-leaves-town match seventeen episodes later. It seems GLOW had some pacing issues.

Imagine if one week, we found out the WWF’s most evil character – let’s say, the Undertaker – dressed up as a Nazi, and then no one ever spoke of it again.


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21 Responses to "Induction: The Gestapo Match – GLOW in the Dark Chapter of Human History"
  1. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Shame there were no fake breasts as a Simpsons-esque “That’s not einer booby!” would have fitted in quite well…

  2. Sean (select) Bateman says:

    still better than the Frozen Nazi gimmick that Hiedenrich almost got

  3. Lee W. says:

    Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

  4. Josh Owens says:

    What a dumbass idea.

  5. John C says:

    I look at this as it being a product of the time, Raiders Of The Lost Ark had came out five years before with the nazis as the main heels. So yeah it doesn’t age well at all on a good taste scale.

    • C Boz says:

      Sorry – there really is no time when this would be a “product”. A proper clean finish would have made a difference. Then again, I am typing about GLOW on a wrestling website so I cannot be that serious.

      Great induction.

  6. NextChamp says:

    The fact that they didn’t even give the American heroes a clean win is the most shocking part.

    Also: One day we are gonna learn more about how awful of a human being Mark Calloway is. Getting these little teases like the image shown above is just what’s to come.

  7. Al Boondy says:

    Didn’t expect the “shocking reveal” at the end of this article would be that Mark Calloway was a White Nationalist this whole time … Yikes, indeed.

    Maybe he was the one that recruited Lars Sullivan?

  8. CF says:

    As Razorfist might say: What the forward-flipping fascist *F—*!?”

  9. Chris the Bambikiller says:

    So… is there a story explaining Undertaker’s SS shirt?

    • Art0Donnell says:

      It’s a motorcycle shop called, and I quote, “Dago Choppers”.

      • Rose Harmon says:

        I was wondering what the story was on that shirt. Even if it’s the logo of a motorcycle shop, that’s not ok

    • Ze Frenchie says:

      Well, he was in BSK with two Samoans, one African-American, a Boricua and a Japanese man. If he was a White Nationalist, he was pretty open-minded.

  10. Cuthbert says:

    There was nothing wrong with the match. It was humorous. Lighten up, Francis. Not everything bad has to offend you just by being mentioned. They weren’t glamorizing it, so quit sounding ridiculous.

  11. Derek says:

    I give this match a nein out of 10

  12. Fray says:

    Wonder why they never did a spoof of this match in the netflix show. Seems like something Bash Howard would have produced!

  13. Acolyte of Glorious La Parka~ says:

    The Fuhrer disapproves of this loss.

  14. Philip Defibaugh says:

    This WASN’T the last of the Nazi themed matched on GLOW. In the second season there was a main event match called the “Apartheid” Match. This match was nearly identical to the Gestapo Match, but the Swastikas were replaced with the very similar Africkaneer (African White Supremacist Group) logos. Same type match just different name. After numerous complaints about the Gestapo Match, the Apartheid Match was not shown on tv in many markets. In my area on now defunct TV 67 the Apartheid Match did air.

  15. Felicity says:

    There’s a car dealership called Happy Honda and its logo is an italicised “HH,” with one H stacked on top of the other. Unfortunately the vertical strokes on the Hs are thick and the horizontal strokes are thin so while it looks OK up close, from more than two feet away it looks like the logo on the Undertaker’s shirt.

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