Induction: Gene Snitsky, Accidental Abortionist: A Miscarriage of Justice

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WWE, 2004-5

(For part 1 of this induction, click here)

As a rule, wrestling pregnancy angles never end well. First of all, they are very difficult to follow through on: the “pregnant” woman must for up to nine months avoid taking bumps, wear baggy clothes or some sort of prosthesis to appear to be with child, and sell the angle in public in a way that actresses on normal TV shows would never be expected to do. If you recall how much heat Serena got from WWE for being seen drinking while kayfabe straightedge, imagine if she had been kayfabe pregnant!

Second of all, the ultimate purpose of every wrestling angle is to set up matches (except for some really lousy ones like the WWE walkout of 2011). That means that the storyline pregnancy will, if you’re “lucky,” end up being some sort of deception (Stephanie McMahon), or else involve questions of paternity involving wrestlers (Stacy Keibler, Gooker Award-winner Claire Lynch). Even then, the pregnancy was later found out to have been faked and then abruptly dropped as a story line. Typically, any pregnancy story line ends after a few months, after the ensuing feuds have run their course and the promotion gets tired of keeping up the charade and admits there was no real pregnancy.


That is, except for this week’s induction. Not only did the Kane-Lita angle involve rape and a nonsensical match stipulation, but it also introduced to wrestling the wonderful world of miscarriage!

When we last saw Lita and Kane, they had just been married per the Summerslam match stipulation requiring the Diva to marry her rapist because he could outwrestle Matt Hardy. Shockingly, all was not well with the marriage, as Lita had just intentionally cost her husband a match against Shawn Michaels. Still furious 24 hours later, Kane was offered up a jobber by Eric Bischoff upon whom he could take out his frustrations.LKW-15
LKS-02Enter Gene Snitsky. Nah, scratch that. As a jobber, Snitsky didn’t actually get an entrance. Okay, so already in the ring was Gene Snitsky, an unknown with suspicious muscularity and acne on his face and back (how do you think that happened?).
Snitsky’s real name, by the way, was Snisky. When he discussed his ring name with promoters, do you think it sounded like Marge Simpson trying to get vanity license plates?

“How about ‘Snisky’?”
“Uh-uh. Uh, you can have, ‘Snitsky.'”
“Hmmm… ‘Snitsky’….”

LKS-04 LKS-99Just as Kane was about to Pillmanize the jobber’s throat, Lita came to Snitsky’s aid. Big mistake. As Kane argued with the woman he had raped, forced to marry, and still dragged to ringside for all his matches despite her having cost him key victories, Snitsky grabbed the chair and smashed Kane in the back, dropping him onto Lita. The match ended in a no contest as Lita was attended to by paramedics and road agents, including her former stalker Dean Malenko.
Word then came from the doctors (conveniently, the following Monday between the hours of 9 and 11 PM) that Lita had lost her baby. Yet from this awful and morbid storyline came some of the most unintentionally comedic segments in WWE history. First, there was Kane’s melodramatic reaction in the hospital upon learning that he had lost the child for whom he had put so much effort and rape to conceive. LKS-05
LKS-00LKS-06 Then, there was Gene Snitsky’s new catchphrase, “It wasn’t my fault!“, which would carry him all the way to the Wrestlemania 21 commercials (though he wouldn’t make a Mania appearance until the following year, licking Mae Young’s feet backstage). As far as he was concerned, it was just a freak accident and he didn’t owe anyone an apology, although he would end up gloating over it in the weeks to come. Sadly, he and Brad Paisley would not release a duet called “Accidental Abortionist.”
Finally, “Mean” Gene Snitsky (and no, I’m not making that up; he used that nickname before he came to WWE. If you want to get more Snitsky scoops, just call his hotline!) confronted Lita on “The Highlight Reel” with a baby doll in hand. He taunted Lita with the death of her unborn child, asking if he had a name (“Steroids!” suggested one fan picked up by the microphone) before punting the doll clear out of the ring and into the audience. This was supposed to be shocking, but at least one fan in the front row was elated to catch a piece of Wrestlecrap history. Hey, RD, you need to track that doll down on eBay to go along with your Katie Vick outfit!LKS-07
snitsky puntSome time ago, WWE stopped pretending that the macabre spectacle was anything but hilarious, as you can tell from their recent DVD of “OMG moments.”
Still, Lita and Kane, unlike most people, found nothing funny about the ordeal, leading to a match between Kane and Snitsky at the first ever Taboo Tuesday. For some cheap heat, Snitsky vowed that Kane would lose his match just like Lita had lost her baby (presumably by having his uterus crushed by a wrestler).LKS-08
LKS-09 For the first time ever, fans were given the meaningless choice of what weapon could legally be used in the match (a chain), but despite the democratic involvement of the viewers and the announcers’ sympathy for the grieving rapist and newly-turned babyface Kane, Snitsky picked up a surprise victory against the Big Red Machine. Snitsky won the match through heavy use of a steel chair, Pillmanizing Kane’s throat, putting him out of action temporarily, and rendering the entire voting entirely pointless. I guess WWE really wanted the fans to vote for “steel chair” as the legal weapon for the match.
The power couple finally got their revenge when Kane beat Snitsky at the first-ever New Years’ Revolution event, seemingly ending a feud so emotional and intense that it could only be settled at experimental third-tier pay-per-views. LKS-10
snitsky corpsing


But no, it wasn’t over yet. Kane would further retaliate by chokeslamming Snitsky off the entrance ramp, but Gene appeared to be having the time of his life, perhaps still chuckling over punting that baby into the audience.
Snitsky was finally defeated once and for all in a cage match and would years later pay tribute to Kane by shaving off all of his hair, perhaps to resemble Kane’s unborn fetus. LKS-11
LKS-12Kane and Lita would continue on as a unit, with the fan-favorite pair viewed as an odd couple rather than a clear case of Stockholm Syndrome.

Nothing lasts forever in wrestling, though, and that goes for marriages as well as pregnancies. Lita and Kane would split up in 2005 in yet another chapter of the Wrestlecrap-worthy storyline that Will. Not. Die!

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44 Responses to "Induction: Gene Snitsky, Accidental Abortionist: A Miscarriage of Justice"
  1. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    Oh man, this is Gold. Great, great stuff. Nicely done, Art. Love the animated gif of the baby punting.

  2. RD Reynolds says:

    Maybe some NFL team should draft Snitsky as their punter tonight…

    • Stuart Ratliff says:

      The Baltimore Ravens with the 32nd pick in the 1st round of the NFL Draft Select Punter Gene Snitsky from UCONN

    • s1mon86 says:

      after reading this induction I was hoping that the KC Chiefs picked Snitsky first, just to screw with every mock draft guru

  3. Mr. Glen says:

    Without the image of Kane by Lita’s hospital bed, I would have thought that the screaming and wailing sounds he was making was him trying to pass a very large stool.

  4. CBCB says:

    WWE should’ve made “punting baby dolls” a minigame in one of the SmackDown! games…

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I’m shocked they didn’t sell baby dolls wearing little Gene Snitsky “It’s Not My Fault” t-shirts.

  5. Jerichoholic Ninja says:

    I take it you’re referring to the Lita/Edge/Matt Hardy drama as the next chapter and not Edge stealing Lita and feuding with Kane.

    • bret_owen99 says:

      both of those were kind of mixed together, and I hope it’s mentioned in the next induction how no one really cared about this angle, which is why they brought back Hardy, who actually got the biggest pops during the story. The whole ‘Lita’ stealing thing really cemented Edge’s on air personality, I don’t think we would have had the Rated R Superstar without all of that.

  6. Sheep-fondler McFondler says:

    How much does that baby weigh?

  7. Autrach sejanozAutrach Sejanoz says:

    After both Kane & Snitsky went off the ramp, the cameras picked up the following conversation:

    Snitsky: “You ok?”
    Kane: “Yeah.”

  8. Lee W says:

    It almost seems that Snitsky is an example of the reverse Fandango effect as somebody who couldn’t find traction because he didn’t have an outlandish gimmick and most of the things WWE did with him only proved that he wasn’t willing to read his contract properly or he was a “yes man” on a par with Pat Patterson or Gerald Brisco on camera in the late 90’s.

  9. John Matrix says:

    Kane sounds like me when I’m watching porn.

    Wait, did I say that out loud or just think it?

    /runs away

  10. Shawn Doc Girt says:

    big fan of the inductionz. yet youre gonna find this odd. you mention Marge Simpson trying to get a vanity license plate n i actually saw that episode last night. so yeah kinda weird lol.

  11. JRG79 says:

    It would’ve been truly epic had Kane been at the hospital while still wearing his wrestling gear.

  12. Bone White says:

    Great catch in the crowd there….howzat!

  13. Dowm With OPC says:

    Is this the first time an induction has ever had an immediate follow-up induction?

  14. Walter Kovacs says:

    I remember when Terri did the faked miscarriage angle to screw with DLo Brown. Not as funny as this, but still pretty bad.

  15. GeneMean says:

    I fail to see how Snitsky was the heel in this story.

    • Walter Kovacs says:

      It’s the WWE, that fails to explain why Cena isn’t the heel in every angle he’s a part of.

  16. Walt says:

    “It’s not my fault.” Snitsky owes Rick Steiner royalties, that was Steiner’s soundbyte from WCW Superbrawl for the SNES

  17. Jacob says:

    I actually read that Snisky became SniTsky because Jerry Lawler kept pronouncing wrong during hid debut

  18. Patrick says:

    I was at the show when Snitsky punted the baby. The guy who caught the doll threw it back missing Snitsky’s head by about a foot and getting by far the biggest pop of the entire segment. Sadly the fan was escorted out of the building which garnered more boo’s than anything happening in the ring.

  19. Cameron A. says:

    Snitsky and Heidenreich complimented each other on their “accomplishments” at the 2005 Royal Rumble. It’s too bad that never developed into a tag team – Snitsky eventually fell into Heat duty, while Heidenreich became a poetry-reading, friendly, psychotic Road Warrior.

  20. Raven7309 says:

    Was Snitsky’s catch phrase played at the beginning of his entrance music the same way Stevie Richards’ “I’ll show them, you’ll see!!!” was? What was it about career midcarders yelling like that anyways?

  21. John Darc says:

    Oh god, I thought we were going into the Edge and Lita storyline, but I totally forgot that Matt Hardy Will Not Die

  22. RobboCop says:

    The spot where Kane fell onto Lita was in Seattle and I was in attendance. The audience were chanting “who are you” to Snitsky when he came out. It’s a question I still ask.

  23. Thomas Moffatt says:

    I remember when Nipple H was up the duff – surprised she didn’t give birth to the child of the devil…

  24. FuManChews says:

    Gene has a disgusting complexion.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I swear I misread that as “distinguishing complexion” and got really confused…

  25. Photon says:

    Snitsky’s been a foot fetishist, a bald monster with bad teeth, and God-knows-what else. But he will be forever tied to the dolls and “It’s not my fault.”.

    From a indy house show here in Manila last year, Snitsky with a doll at the press conference (seen in the background at 0:50 ish as Chris Masters flexes his muscles)

  26. Ilan says:

    An interesting bizarreness to this story. When Lita first lost the baby, she was at a local medical center which made sense. The next week, they had gone to an entirely different city, and Lita was recovering in a medical center in that city.

  27. segaz says:

    Why is it I can never find any videos much of induction WWE stuff online anymore? I laughed so much at Kanes soundbite upon learning he’d lost his child, and wanted to view the segment, but it’s not found on youtube….. :'(

  28. Ze Frenchie says:

    Am I the only one seeing a ressemblance between bald Snitsky and Spopovich of DBZ fame?

  29. Anonymous says:

    This is TNA level bad.

  30. Alexandru says:

    Yeah miscarriage angles are dumb and pretty offensive if you think about it. No one gets over from it and it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

  31. Lakrit Rok says:

    I remember going to a Raw House Show at the now Budweiser Garden in my hometown of London & seeing a young girl & her mother holding a sign & flowers to give to Lita in sympathy for her the “loss” of her baby…obviously the mother never explained to the daughter that Lita never lost a baby & it was just a story.

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