Induction: Del Río Runs Over Santa Claus – GTA: North Pole

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WWE, 2012

The holidays are a time when WWE encourages its viewers to spend quality time with their families, preferably by turning off the TV altogether. Either that, or they figure that people aren’t concerned with TV wrestling around Christmastime, so why put on a half-way decent program when nobody is watching? Of course, back in, say, 2000, the “nobody” watching Raw on Christmas still dwarfed the typical Raw audience nowadays, but you still can’t blame WWE for putting on a throwaway show or two at the end of the year, unless they do something completely egregious…

…which brings me to this week’s induction. See, past Christmas episodes of Raw have featured such lite fare as backstage Christmas parties, storyline-free matches for the troops, Johnny Damon as guest host, Santa Claus getting run over… Notice something amiss in that list?

Yes, WWE once stooped so low as to usher in the holiday season with Johnny Damon.


But I’ve already inducted that, so this year we’ll talk about Santa getting hit by a car.

2012’s Christmas Eve Raw opened innocuously enough with a sing-along by the superstars that would make Jillian Hall cringe. eve01

Sin Cara broke his finger on the bouncing ball and was sidelined for five months.


From the WWE Dictionary –
Entertain (verb):
1. To wrestle, to engage in in-ring competition
2. To annoy beyond normal human capacity. Example: Hornwoggle never fails to entertain the WWE Universe.

eve04 Next, Santa Claus walked into the arena to give out presents to the fans in the cheap seats behind the stage. However, Alberto Del Río’s music started playing, leading the Mexican aristocrat to very slowly drive his luxury car into the same aisle Santa was walking.
If that weren’t enough ominous foreshadowing, a series of sudden camera changes clued the viewer in that something bad was going to happen – off camera of course. Sure enough, when WWE cut back to Santa, he was bouncing off Del Río’s bumper. Talk about Christmas chaos! The fans took the horrific accident in stride, chanting “You killed Santa!” and laughing off the silly stunt. eve05
eve06 Okay, maybe one fan took it all a little hard…
Alberto and his personal ring announcer Ricardo Rodriguez panicked and expressed remorse at the unfortunate accident, which was kind of an odd thing for a pair of heels to do. That’s because they had suddenly turned face just two weeks before. If you ever wondered why ADR was never really embraced by fans as a hero, consider that one of his first acts as a babyface was to run over St. Nicholas. See? His face run didn’t flop solely due to his arrogance and general unlikeability! eve07
eve08 Here’s where you can really tell the difference between Alberto Del Río and Eddie Guerrero; Alberto got booed for running over Santa Claus by accident, but Latino Heat actually slammed Santa through a windshield for falling on his lowrider and almost denting the hood. And the fans only cheered him more, nixing his planned heel turn.
Sure, Santa didn’t happen to be in costume that night, but still… eve09
eve10 Santa Claus was then carted off on a stretcher as the announcers wondered in hushed tones whether jolly old St. Nick would pull through. One of those announcers was Michael Cole, who had last spoken that way in September, when Jerry Lawler (the other commentator) had a heart attack on air and technically died backstage before being revived. Yikes. Fortunately, everyone watching was old enough to realize that the stunt, while goofy and/or tasteless, was just an angle and that there was no danger that Kris Kringle would pass away that night and cancel Christmas.
Oh… eve11
eve12 If family sitcoms have taught me anything, it’s that when a child discovers something terrible about a real-life Santa Claus (like that he wears a fake beard, or that he’s Dave Coulier), it’s the parents’ job to explain that he’s not the real Santa, just one of Santa’s helpers.
It worked for the Tanners, it worked for the Pickleses, and it worked for Jim Ross and Bob Caudle when Sting kept beating and unmasking the Black Scorpion. eve13
eve14 But no, WWE never said that this was simply a man dressed as Santa. Instead, it was Kris Kringle himself who was now lying in a hospital bed, hooked up to an EKG with only his feet visible like a corpse in the morgue.
Superstars both heel and face gathered outside the trainer’s room where Santa lay immobile, doing their best to act like Santa were real (except for Titus O’Neill, who visibly corpsed). Playing along and affirming such a clearly fantastic piece of folklore may have hurt the roster’s credibility, but it at least prepared them for 2013, when everyone in WWE had to pretend with a straight face that John Cena’s World Title dated back to George Hackenschmidt and that Triple H was a legend. eve15
eve16 Alberto Del Río claimed that the accident wasn’t his fault, which, historically, has not been a very popular excuse. Before John Cena and the rest of the Superstars could beat Alberto down for Santacide, Booker T announced that before losing consciousness, Santa himself had made a match between Del Río and Cena, a Miracle on 34th Street Fight. I don’t know how St. Nick got the power to book Raw, but it gives me hope that he’ll come back soon to resolve this whole “Authority” storyline.
Throughout the broadcast, we were provided with “Santa Claus Updates” about Father Christmas’s health, which repeatedly gave a gloomy prognosis for Santa Claus. If kids wanted to know whether Santa would pull through or if Christmas would be cancelled, they would have to stay up well past their bed times. Come to think of it, that’s a pretty brilliant way to hold onto viewers for Raw’s third hour. Too bad every Raw can’t be on Christmas Eve. eve17
eve18 If the kiddies could still see through their streams of tears, they would see such other Christmas gimmick matches as the “Santa’s Helper” divas match…
…Great Khali and Hornswoggle dressed as elves to take on Brad Maddox (in what should have been dubbed the “Lump of Coal” match)… eve19
eve20 …and a “Lumber Jack Frost” match, which featured superstars in Santa hats surrounding the ring. Conspicuous by his absence was Haku, who was certainly known for nipping at people’s noses. However, the Sikh Jinder Mahal was a good sport about the whole Christmas theme, as was Matt “Tensai” Bloom, known to Paul Heyman as the Mohel of Misery.
Other Christmas festivities included a romantic evening with Mr. Money in the Bank and AJ Lee, who taught the world that “Dolph Ziggler” rhymed with “butt-wiggler”…

How’d you like to stuff her stocking? Oh, she used that joke.

eve22 …and Team Hell No’s gift exchange. Kane gave Bryan a Slammy, despite his own personal hatred of Christmas (something about his chestnuts roasting on an open fire, I hear). In turn, Daniel gave the former Christmas Creature a puppy, only to take it away when Kane suggested whipping up a Bossman-style Christmas dinner.
One aspect of Raw that remained unchanged on this holiday edition was the “Did You Know?” segments, which maintained their normal standards of accuracy. eve23
eve24 Still, no good news was forthcoming about Santa’s brush with death. Speaking of Christmas tragedies, Lawler and Cole noted that the newly-turned babyface Miz would be starring in a Christmas movie the next year.
And just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, we were presented with this travesty. Yes, that’s CM Punk in front of a 7Up logo. eve25
eve99 At last, it was time for the Street Fight, where the ring was surrounded by giant Christmas presents containing weapons. In other words, it was like WCW’s San Francisco 49er match, but instead of being fought over the coveted WCW title, it was fought over the honor of Santa Claus. Judge for yourself which one of those motivations is more absurd.
Just before match time, fans got a glimmer of hope as Santa’s EKG started playing Christmas carols and the big man started tapping his toes like a certain wrestling Dude. eve27
eve28 Still, it would be two whole segments until we’d see Santa back on his feet. In the mean time, Alberto Del Río and John Cena engaged in unadulterated garbage wrestling, opening presents to reveal such weapons as the standard steel chair and fire extinguisher…
…a pumpkin pie… eve29
eve30 …a teddy bear (creating an uproar online about Cena’s blatant refusal to sell)…
…and a bowling ball. Since the days of Lou Thesz and Pat O’Connor (who, for the record, never held WWE’s “World Heavyweight Title,” either), the official rules of catch-as-catch-can have stated that any and all bowling balls encountered in a match must connect with a wrestler’s groin. Heavy fines and suspensions can be imposed for non-compliance. eve31
eve32 Cena didn’t disappoint, crushing Del Río’s cascabeles. For further enjoyment, play Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” over top of the footage.
At last, Mrs. Claus’s baby boy came down to the ring, clocking Ricardo with his sack of toys… eve33
eve34 …then reaching into his pants to reveal Mr. Stocko, a name neither of the announcers thought to invent, despite an episode full of Christmas puns. Santa delivered the Mandible Claus (again, a missed opportunity by our commentators) to Del Río, who then got his attitude adjusted before being pinned by Cena.
The kids watching live and at home cheered on that living cartoon character who grants their wishes (They cheered Santa Claus, too) and could sleep easy knowing that when Santa slid down their chimney that night, it wouldn’t be for cremation purposes. eve35

You know what else is good news? If this kind of holiday camp continues every year, Wrestlecrap will never run out of Christmas inductions.


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Art has been writing inductions for WrestleCrap since 2012. He also writes reviews of old Monday Night Raws, posted here every other Sunday. You can find his old reviews at the "How Much Does This Guy Weigh?" blog. Follow him on Twitter @Art0Donnell. Email at:
39 Responses to "Induction: Del Río Runs Over Santa Claus – GTA: North Pole"
  1. John says:

    It’s so great that Santa would want the show to go on just like how Vince said that’s what Owen Hart would have wanted. I can’t believe they didn’t have Mitchell Cole say that what happened wasn’t planned or that it wasn’t an angle, like in the storyline of Chyna being hurt by Ivory you know a few months after Owen had died and they said the same things in the real situation.

    On to the less serious crappier aspects of this enough credit has never been given to the sheer awfulness of Matt Striker and a microphone being anywhere near each other. He could talk about puppies (real puppies not Uncle Jerry’s favorite kinds) and his overly maudlin tone would make you want to kick the puppies…and him. And any Sports Entertainer that sits with his legs open like that knowing a bowling ball is in the vicinity has to realize the nether region will be toast.

    • Chris says:

      When Owen fell, they kept showing crowd shots until Owen had been removed from the ring, and JR flat out said on the air that it was a real situation. When Chyna did her injury angle, they kept cameras on her the whole time and never tried to claim that it was not an angle.

  2. AK says:

    My only complaint about this entry is that there was no true GTA involved. Had another Santa came out and attacked Del Rio, stole his car and then ran over Ricardo Rodriguez, then it would have been GTA approved.

  3. The Doctor of Style says:

    Gee, thanks a lot, WWE, for setting back Christianity by 1000 years with those EKG Jingle Bells.

  4. Peter says:

    Nice stuff Art, can’t wait for next year’s Christmas Crapper.

  5. Alan says:

    Another superb Induction Art! Hilarious! Favorite was the Punk/7Up panel. Poor Punk.

  6. Autrach Sejanoz says:

    That bowling ball part just makes me miss Al Snow…

  7. Anonymous says:

    That kid overreacting for the camera is hilarious.

  8. Christian R. Bauman says:

    this segment was priceless. one of the best raw’s ever, by far.

    they need to make more episodes like this, with that occasional Cena/Punk main event like the one they a few months later.

  9. Brandon says:

    Great induction as always. I remember reading the spoilers for this one and watching it just because it sounded hilarious. It is worth pointing out, however, that. Jinder Mahal is a Sikh rather than a Hindu.

    • Art0Donnell says:

      Dammit. I asked my brother on Christmas Eve to remind me to double-check Jinder Mahal’s religion when I got home. He never did. It’s entirely his fault.

  10. Thomas Moffatt says:

    Was this the episode where Kofi Kingston delivered a mind shatteringly shit promo with Team Hell No?

  11. TheOneManChainGang says:

    I find that “Did you know?” more believable than any of the other ones the WWE puts out there

  12. Down With OPC says:

    What was AJ wearing?

    • Maverick MoPete says:

      Her usual attire, albeit with a torn-up Dolph Ziggler shirt instead of the shirt of whatever boyfriend she had at the time.

  13. John Darc says:

    I remember reading spoilers for this taping that ended with Santa hugging Del Rio or something, to show the kids that everything was going to be okay.

    They never bothered to show this on TV, though. So the entire episode has a face Del Rio doing incredibly heelish things like refusing to take responsibility for running over Santa, and then shows him getting his ass kicked, and then doesn’t show the resolution of why he’s still a face.

    The only aftermath we ever got was Del Rio using the Santa thing as a kayfabe explanation for why he stopped driving cars to the ring.

  14. Jay says:

    Owen Hart wouldve sold the bear shot…

  15. Bigbattle22 says:

    Any chance you guys will induct the Raw that came after this? (The 12 31 2012 Raw with that… Troll (Hornswoggle) as the New Year Baby… Born from May Young (Yes, the hand crap… Again.))

  16. 314 says:

    Okay, I might get roasted for this but: I loved this episode of Raw. It was clear from the get-go that they were just having fun with the whole thing and weren’t going to do any serious stuff that night. Which wasn’t all that bad an idea…people likely were with their families and probably wouldn’t be paying full attention even if they had Raw on. I kinda wish they’d do these types of shows for EVERY holiday. It was Wrestlecrap-tastic for sure, but in a good, goofy, entertaining kind of way.

  17. Nick Nutter says:

    The main event was one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen on Raw in a dog’s age, and it’s precicely BECAUSE it was WrestleCrap!

  18. Y2G says:

    What makes this induction even more ridiculous is that the Raw a week previous Del Rio started or was in the middle of his face turn.

    He was a heel for one week just to kill Santa!

    • Deathedge says:

      Actually, seeing as how it was clearly an accident and he was trying to say sorry for it, and how overjoyed Ricardo was to see Santa was alive (only to get decked by Jolly Old Saint Di-… Nick) I’d say that he was really justa victim of wrong place wrong time…

  19. The Peyote Coyote says:

    I just gotta say… the look on Del Rio’s face when he “discovers” his weapon is a teddy bear might be some of my favorite in-ring acting in Vinny Mac’s organization in the last five years…

    “Are you %$^*ing KIDDING me?”

  20. Thomas says:

    At least Championship Wrestling of America had the stones to show the Barroom Brawler actually “hit” Mike Samples, the World’s Most Popular Wrestler with Jeff Cohen’s car.

  21. Sean Bateman says:

    Maybe we can induct the WWE Christmas movies as apart of December as well as RD’s yearly non-wrestling Christmas Crap induction (May I suggest Home Alone 3-5 or Christmas Vacation 2?)

  22. #OPC says:

    Wow! Ted Dibiase was still around?

  23. 314 says:

    So glad this was inducted, watching it live was a hoot. it was so over the top and pure Wrestlecrap, but this was probably my favorite raw of that year. WWE truly lost a gem in Ricardo Rodriguez

  24. E-Squared says:

    Man, I am glad that I bought the “Ring in the Holiday” DVD last year. I found the whole segment and match surrounding this angle. I think I’ll watch it again this year.

  25. Nicholas Nutter says:

    I know this is truly WrestleCrap but…

    I absolutely loved this match. One of my favorite Raw main events of the last five years. It’s just so dumb it’s awesome.

  26. Paolo says:

    I remember this.
    When the heartbeat sound on bedridden Santa started speeding up, I honest to goodness thought it would transition into Tazz’s theme. Alas, it was not meant to be 🙁

  27. Kev says:

    Cena shouting “FOR SANTA!” like he was King freaking Leonidas made that Raw totally worth it.

  28. Sawney says:

    Poor old Khali.

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