It Came From YouTube: It’s WrestleCrap! It’s BullCrap!

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Crapper Paul S. sent this in.

John Cena is the voice of a talking bull in “Ferdinand”.

So yes, it’s not only WrestleCrap, but BullCrap too!

If you took a shot after every kids’ movie trope in this trailer you’d be dead!

Fish out of water?- TAKE A SHOT!

Underdog needs to believe in himself?- TAKE A SHOT!

Training montage? TAKE A SHOT!

Underdog falls in love and works hard to win her heart? PROBABLY TAKE A SHOT!

All that was missing was a fart joke and I’m sure there will be plenty of those in the movie.

How come the charismatic John Cena sounds bored out of his mind reading his narration? Did he just get back from reading the script? S

omebody get this man a 5-Hour Energy shot, pronto!

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7 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: It’s WrestleCrap! It’s BullCrap!"
  1. John C says:

    I’d rather Bo-Lieve than Bull-lieve. Does Ferdinand have to wear cow-bellas like John does?

  2. Paul S. says:

    Actually I found this to be pretty charming and perfectly fine kiddy fair. John seemed perfectly charming and the plus the variation of the “Bull in a China Shop” joke made me laugh. Looking forward tot his one.

  3. Sean Bateman says:

    That movie needs Mantaur as the main character, not John Cena.

  4. CP says:

    Well, at least he’s not waking up after an all night pistachio bender.

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