Category Archives: SBT Classic

Older stuff that someone, you know, bought.

Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

18 Submitted by on Sat, 04 July 2015, 15:00
Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?” Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

35 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Macho Machine

15 Submitted by on Sun, 03 May 2015, 15:00
WWF Macho Machine From loyal Crapper James Mustoe: “Well I’m not sure if anyone did buy this because it’s bloody expensive and looks pretty daft, but oh well the thought was there…” RD: No offense to the great Randy Savage, but if bringing out my inner Macho Man means wearing a big pink cowboy hat and doilies, I think I’ll Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWE Wagon Wheels

14 Submitted by on Fri, 10 October 2014, 15:00
WWE Wagon Wheels Fellow Crapper Aaron Maiden writes: “I bought something stupid. A popular snack in the UK is the Wagon Wheel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagon_Wheels), and in the supermarket recently I saw these. I had to have them. WWE branded Wagon Wheels. And they come in Wham Bam Jammie flavour. Now, let’s see who we have inside… There’s the Undertaker… John Cena… Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Waffle House Championship Belt

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 15:00
Waffle House World Championship Belt RD Reynolds: “I’ve never been a mark for title belts, but once I saw this, I immediately put it on my Christmas list. I may come out of retirement, even if only once, just so I can cut a killer promo about how my opponent would be “covered, chunked, diced, peppered, smothered, topped, and scattered! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Royal Rumble SNES Game

29 Submitted by on Sat, 13 September 2014, 15:00
Item Description: “Climb into the ring with the latest World Wrestling Federation video games.” RD: Now before you send me scathing emails about how Royal Rumble was a great game, please closely examine the image up top. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Notice anything odd? Look again. That’s right – WWF Magazine was offering to sell you the game for the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Big Bossman Laundry Bag

16 Submitted by on Wed, 16 July 2014, 15:00
Big Bossman Laundry Bag From Fellow Crapper Mills Madness: “Ray Traylor as the guardian angel of your soiled linens? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the officially licensed Big Boss Man laundry bag. Whomever purchased this should be servin’ hard time.” RD: As sad as I was about the passing of Ray Traylor, I can sleep better at night Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWE Talking Soap

14 Submitted by on Thu, 12 June 2014, 15:00
WWE Talking Soap When RD told me he picked me up something totally ludicrous from WWE Niagra Falls during his recent trip, I was a happy camper. I just love crappy WWE merchandise. What could it be? A part of me wished it was one of those new dumbass HBK teddy bears/lions that are in the new WWE catalog. If Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Andre The Giant 5x Shirt

11 Submitted by on Sun, 08 June 2014, 15:00
Andre the Giant T-Shirt Item Description: “Now you can own the same giant-sized T-shirt that Andre wears! With his actual handprint on the front and footprint on the back, wear it as a night-shirt or even belted as a mini! US made, 50/50 cotton/poly blend. $14.95” RD: Four words, no more: BELTED AS A MINI....
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Someone Bought This Classic: Rubber Damien

12 Submitted by on Sat, 31 May 2014, 15:00
Rubber Damien Thanks to Hasbro (maker of the little plastic WWF figures we all know, love and collect), now you and your friends can recreate the historic moment when Earthquake gave a Quake Splash to Jake the Snake’s pal Damian. But rubber burgers don’t taste so good in an Easy Bake Oven, pleh! The rubbery reptile even comes with his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts

20 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 15:00
From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.” RD: I was already to bury you for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Matilda Shirt with Blade Braxton

6 Submitted by on Sat, 24 May 2014, 15:00
From Jobber of The Week Head Honcho Blade Braxton: “Hey Islanders and Bobby Heenan…just you try to come and kidnap my bitch!!!! Piss on Stephanie McMahon…. …I should’ve been the catalog model!” RD: With that look, you should have been the catalog model…for Gay Biker Bar Monthly....
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Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle

17 Submitted by on Tue, 19 March 2013, 09:00
From Fellow Crapper Casey Carr: “Oh man is this ever gay: I “heart” Kerry Von Erich black & white puzzle. It has 1985 on it. As you can see all peices are there and it will remain together for shipping. 10×13″ RD: I like the fact that they are keeping the pieces together for shipping. I guess they figure someone dumb Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: 14″ Edge

9 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 09:00
14″ (Well Endowed) Edge Figure Blade: I’m sure that most Crappers have at one time in their life owned a wrestling action figure. But what’s a fan to do if Jakks decides to never make one of your favorite wrestler? Well, then it’s time to break out the clay and paint and customize one. For instance, RD has a custom-made Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Dave Batista Cereal

3 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 09:00
Batista Cereals Com Chocolate! Mark Cardoso writes: “From Azores, Portugal comes the WWE Batista Flakes. A cereal some unknown that Big Dave himself chuckled at it when I brought it to him to be autographed.”   RD: “Dave may be laughing, but as for myself, I am somewhat scarred, perhaps irreparably and for life. After all, is it just me, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone

11 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 09:00
Stone Cold Phone Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors. “How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00
RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37
RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
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