About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Ron Reis Still Stuck In His Yeti Costume

6 Submitted by on Mon, 02 November 2015, 08:00
Cummings, GA – Former WCW wrestler Ron Reis, re-donned The Yeti costume for a Halloween party and has been unable to remove it for over a week. Reis, who also performed under the name “Reese” and “Big Ron Studd”, is best known for his turn as The Yeti, which, despite it’s name, was a giant mummy. “I needed something to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Opens A Haunted House

13 Submitted by on Mon, 26 October 2015, 08:00
Armonk, NY– WWE announced their latest venture outside of professional wrestling with the grand opening of the official WWE Haunted House at the Armonk Halloween Spooktacular and Pie-Eating Contest. WWE CEO Vince McMahon was on hand at the opening of the haunted house. Dressed in pinstripes, McMahon barked at passers-by, saying “Step right up, folks! Step right up! See the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Terry Funk To Return In Roadhouse Remake

8 Submitted by on Mon, 19 October 2015, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Wrestling legend Terry Funk has signed on to appear in the remake of Roadhouse starring MMA star Rhonda Rousey. Funk, who appeared in the original 1989 cult classic starring Patrick Swayze, arrived on set early yesterday morning, despite the movie not being in production until 2016. After body-slamming the studio security guard through a catering table, Funk Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Full Sail University Flooded With Tears After Bayley-Sasha Match

5 Submitted by on Mon, 12 October 2015, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – Full Sail University, home of NXT, is currently in dealing with a flood emergency as a result of record tears following the Bayley vs. Sasha Banks match. The historical match, which took place during NXT Takeover: Respect, had fan-favorite Bayley retaining her title against Banks in an 30-minute Iron Man Match. Emotions, running high throughout the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Just A Figment Of A Child’s Imagination

22 Submitted by on Mon, 05 October 2015, 08:00
Lusk, WY – TNA officials shocked the wrestling world last night by admitting that the company is, in fact, just a figment of a bored child’s imagination The revelation, came during an in-ring promotion from TNA president Dixie Carter at their annual Bound For Glory pay-per-view. Carter was addressing the crowd, talking about how the company was working on staying Continue Reading...
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