Someone Bought This: This Goldberg toy really sucks… to your window!

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WCW Window Crasher Bill Goldberg Suction Cup

From the often imitated, never duplicated WCW Worldwide blog, here’s a Bill Goldberg Window Crasher suction cup window decoration for your car.

I love how he’s holding up a sign like Wile E. Coyote after he’s ran off a cliff, just before he realizes what’s happened and gravity sends him plummeting down thousands of feet.

Wile E. Coyote holdign sign

This thing reminds me of those Garfield window suction cup plushes that were everywhere in the 80’s…

Garfield Window Suction Cup Toy

…except that Goldberg presumably did not hate Mondays, nor love lasagna.

Crappers; one of you needs to Tweet Bill Goldberg and ask him his feelings about Mondays and lasagna. I need to know!

Email me a screenshot of your Tweet and his reply!

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7 Responses to "Someone Bought This: This Goldberg toy really sucks… to your window!"
  1. Mister Forth says:

    A piece of Bill Goldberg merchandise for car windows. That’s a softball.

  2. Hashington says:

    Head looks like Telly Savalas and the sign looks like a giant lollipop.

  3. Jay (so fresh and so clean) Sanchez says:

    Will this toy try to punch out your window and break his hand?

  4. Bryan says:

    Once I saw this and the Sting one, I knew that I HAD to own these. So far, I’ve only seen them show up ONCE on eBay, and both went for well over $75 a piece.

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