My friend (and Loyal Crapper!) Matt over at X-Entertainment (and now Dinosaur Dracula) did this great article a few years ago on stupid bootleg wrestling figures.
Yeah, some (and by “some” I mean “nearly all”) of them look really, really weird. I guess you could just pretend they’re indy guys.
The ring is pretty cheap and ugly, too.
Wow that 2nd set is creepy looking, and the weapons literally look like the ones they used to pair up with WWF/E figures but with random spraypaint covering up where the WWF logo went.
Not Kane is my favorite Stupid Bootleg figure.
what Wrestlecrappy action figures!
So who are the figures in the picture supposed to be?
I don’t think they’re supposed to represent any real wrestlers. They’re just generic guys.
So they represent half of WWE’s roster then
The one on the right looks like Darby Crash after ICO-Pro
I would love to hear the commentary for the match he’d be in. “Darby has hit the Lexicon Devil! Wait what’s this…what’s Pat Smear doing here?!”
Hee hee then Good Ol J.R. shouts “It’s Don Bolles!! Don Bolles”!
The one on the left looks like Christian wearing the Million Dollar Mans outfit.
I’m bored. It’s my day off. I may make CAWs off of some of these…
Are they sure the mold for Crazy Animal wasn’t intended for some other use?
Maybe “Sgt. Nxt” that Rusev kicked last night could be one?