Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel

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Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel 1

From sometime around 1988, here’s a Miss Elizabeth beach towel featuring a drawing of Liz lounging in a skimpy bikini!

“Ooh, you’re drying me, Randy!”.

Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel 2

Comes complete with Blade Braxton DNA sample stains.

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16 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel"
  1. Al Boondy says:

    Pervy innuendo aside, that’s actually some pretty nice artwork … Reminds me of something from the old “WWF Battlemania” comic books.

  2. Raven7309 says:

    So does Blade have his very own Mr. Socko for those lonely nights when his Miss Elizabeth towel is in the wash?

  3. drunkenmaster says:

    I was wondering the same, and I think the answer is pretty obvious…

  4. John says:

    If only she would have stripped down to that back at Summer Slam ’88 instead of the Granny swimwear.

  5. Time Lord Soundwave says:

    My first thought after reading the title was “Someone used this as a skeet blanket,”

  6. Jamie says:

    Thanks for this. From here on out, I will forever have a slight tingle in my nether region just knowing that this item exists. Knowledge is power.

  7. Mike Hunt says:

    Nice gut

  8. Merle says:

    You normally can only find artwork of that quality on the side of a van with no windows.

  9. Anonymous says:

    That not being a photo is tragic.

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