Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel

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Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel 1

From sometime around 1988, here’s a Miss Elizabeth beach towel featuring a drawing of Liz lounging in a skimpy bikini!

“Ooh, you’re drying me, Randy!”.

Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel 2

Comes complete with Blade Braxton DNA sample stains.

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21 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth Beach Towel"
  1. Al Boondy says:

    Pervy innuendo aside, that’s actually some pretty nice artwork … Reminds me of something from the old “WWF Battlemania” comic books.

  2. Raven7309 says:

    So does Blade have his very own Mr. Socko for those lonely nights when his Miss Elizabeth towel is in the wash?

  3. drunkenmaster says:

    I was wondering the same, and I think the answer is pretty obvious…

  4. John says:

    If only she would have stripped down to that back at Summer Slam ’88 instead of the Granny swimwear.

  5. Time Lord Soundwave says:

    My first thought after reading the title was “Someone used this as a skeet blanket,”

  6. Jamie says:

    Thanks for this. From here on out, I will forever have a slight tingle in my nether region just knowing that this item exists. Knowledge is power.

  7. Mike Hunt says:

    Nice gut

  8. Merle says:

    You normally can only find artwork of that quality on the side of a van with no windows.

  9. Anonymous says:

    That not being a photo is tragic.

  10. George from Dudleyville NY says:

    Anybody else feel strange gawking at a towel with a deceased dead woman on it? I know how Marilyn Monroe’s estate makes millions every year off her body, but I can’t help but feel like I’m going to hell. Speaking of hell, I always liked Sherri Martel better.

    • Guest says:

      If you gawking at a picture of a “dead” Elizabeth then yes there would be something wrong with you but you’re gawking at a picture of her year prior to her death which is in no way wrong.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I would have no use for this personally, but it’s pretty cool.

  12. George from Dudleyville NY says:

    I guess psychologically knowing she passed made me think more about her death and circumstances surrounding it as opposed to an innocent towel. Something creepy about deceased sex symbols. Cool towel though, lol.

  13. Daniel Swinney says:

    My dad bought this.

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