Someone Bought This: Celebrate Free Slurpee Day with this Hulk Hogan Mustache Slurpee Straw

4 Submitted by on Fri, 11 July 2014, 02:00

Hulk Hogan 7-Eleven Slurpee Mustache Straw

Crapper Matthew Hunt sent this in to the WrestleCrap Facebook page and writes:

Whatcha gonna do when this Hulk Hogan Slurpee straw runs wild on you? Someone (me) bought this.

Yes Crappers, it’s July 11th, or 7-11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day at your local 7-Eleven convenience store!

Go get your free Slurpee TODAY! You can really taste the chutney!

By the time you read this, this Hulk Hogan mustache straw probably won’t be available anymore, but then again you’d look pretty stupid drinking out of it anyway, right?

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4 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Celebrate Free Slurpee Day with this Hulk Hogan Mustache Slurpee Straw"
  1. John C says:

    “Hello, Mr. Leslie this is Dr. Ziff from the clinic. Your lips will return to their natural color in a few days we suggest you not use that straw again for such prolonged periods of time. I think Mr. Bollea can go a little while without your mustache rides. Good day sir.”

    • Mr. Stanek says:

      When I first saw the pic the straw appeared much bigger, like it was a Hulk Hogan mustache battle staff or something.

  2. Raven7309 says:

    So “that’s” where Ric Flair got the mustache he wore when he was in disguise on “Celebrity Wife Swap” from. :p

  3. Mister Forth says:

    Perfect for watching No Holds Barred.

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