Someone Bought This: Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt

6 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 20:53

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Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just found this Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt. 

I’m surprised the back of it doesn’t say “Goldberg drools”.

I imagine this kind of simple-minded crap is how a 10 year old mark fan* thinks…


“Austin rules! And Goldberg sucks! Goldberg is a big poopyheaded ripoff of Stone Cold!”

*Or Vince McMahon.

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6 Responses to "Someone Bought This: Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt"
  1. John C says:

    In the new family friendly era the shirt would now say, Austin Rules on front and on the back, Goldberg is a less than satisfactory substitute

  2. whorefinder says:

    I’m sorry, the shirt really is pretty awesome in an old-school Monday Night Wars kind of way (free from the retconning of WWE’s Winston Smiths)

  3. Al Boondy says:

    That was an officially licensed piece of WWF merchandise, right?

  4. Abe Wallard says:

    I smell a future storyline…!

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