Bryan at the WCW Worldwide blog found this awesome huge WCW Macho Man Randy Savage foam cowboy hat on eBay.
It should be a Federal law that every male wrestling fan must wear this at their wedding with a humungous feather perched proudly atop it!
I suppose this giant foam novelty hat is also useful if you stick a camera in it and want to covertly spy on your possibly-illegal-imigrant friend who runs a convenience store.
“Now this is just between me and you, smashed hat….”
It’s sad when even a mannequin has to hide his face in shame for wearing this.
“Hey, he’s not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that!”
Would the gift tax already be paid for on this hat in case Repo Man were to repossess it?