A guest post written by Art0Donnell’s cousin, KofiJ0hnson WWF, 1994 Wrestlemania is supposed to be the biggest and best event of the year in the world of wrestling, but what happens when Vince McMahon runs out of exciting ideas and instead decides to build title matches around household items? The answer: the ladder match. Razor Ramon and Shawn Michaels had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior doesn’t want you to smoke
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 April 2013, 00:00The Ultimate Warrior detests smoking! It makes him so furious that he breaks some cigarettes apart! Roid rage, maybe? Irony… You know; I’ve watched this 5 or 6 times now and I still have no idea what he’s trying to say (aside from “Don’t Smoke!” of course). Smoking doesn’t make the world work!...
RD’s got plenty of goodies for the day ahead, as we celebrate thirteen years of Crap!...
Richards vs. Doring: WrestleCrap is Proud to Hype the Epic Battle!
1 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 31 March 2013, 19:12 (NOTE: Go figure that two guys interviewed on WrestleCrap’s Count of 10 soon get involved in one of the greatest matchups OF ALL TIME (/Kanye voice).) (NOTE 2: Press release swiped from WrestleEnigma.com, with modifications made) After days of intense speculation and heated negotiations we can confirm that later this week Stevie Richards will defend the Extreme Rising Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Sting and Robocop promos for Capital Combat ’90
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 31 March 2013, 15:35Here are some promos for Capital Combat ’90 featuring Sting and Robocop! “Think it over, creep!”. Also, it’s Robocop’s actual appearance at Capital Combat ’90. The purpose of this nonsense was to promote Robocop 2. Poor Jim Ross had to somehow call all of this with a straight face. I’d have busted a gut laughing the moment Roboop came out. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WrestleMania 29 cow
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 31 March 2013, 12:46 Crapper Zane Pasley sent in this WrestleMania 29 cow that you can buy at the WWE Shop. They’re really milking this WrestleMania thing for all it’s worth…...
Headlies: THE HARDCORE FANS DEMANDED IT: KEVIN THORN, BIG DADDY V TO HEADLINE NEXT ECW REUNION SHOW / WWE RUMORED TO BE BUILDING DEATH STAR / VETERANS WORRY THAT IMPRESSIONABLE EVAN BOURNE MIGHT HAVE JOINED A GANG
3 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sun, 31 March 2013, 12:24Text by Justin Henry and Sean Carless; Photoshoppery by Sean Carless and RD Reynolds Follow Justin on Facebook here and on Twitter here; Check out Sean on Facebook here and his website here THE HARDCORE FANS DEMANDED IT: KEVIN THORN, BIG DADDY V TO HEADLINE NEXT ECW REUNION SHOW By Justin Henry Philadelphia, PA – “I MISS ECW!” Cries from that vein, or similar, coarse through the internet wrestling community. Since ECW Continue Reading...
Earlier this week, it was announced that Extreme Rising, the latest in a long line of ECW resurrections, was cancelling its spate of shows on WrestleMania weekend. As of right now, it seems as if a company I was looking forward to see grow could be on hiatus for an indefinite amount of time. As a longtime ECW Continue Reading...
If footage of this actually existed, Best. It. Came. From. YouTube. EVAR....
Super Cheap WWE DVDs – Help Us Out By Buying Them!
5 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 30 March 2013, 20:10Want to help us out here and also get WWE DVDs on the super cheap? Then get to clicking! Amazon.com Widgets...
It Came From YouTube Classic: Missy Hyatt, Apartment Wrestler
7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 30 March 2013, 19:35Ever wonder what Missy Hyatt’s been up to these days? Turns out she has entered the wholesome world of apartment wrestling. Here’s a trailer for her first apartment wrestling cruiserweight championship match. Who knew apartment wrestling had weight divisions? Yikes. The way Missy is disciplining “Barbie dolls” and “little brats” in that clip, I hope she never starts running Continue Reading...
I’d laugh if there wasn’t a 65% chance of this being true...
It Came From YouTube: Dr. Isaac Yankem’s theme music- most annoying of all time?
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 30 March 2013, 00:00I get that he was a heel and we’re supposed to hate him, but Isaac Yankem’s theme music is just mind-numbingly irritating. Dentist drill + Muzak = HEAD EXPLODE! I truly pity anyone attending WWF events or TV tapings who had to endure this theme music. Apparently when they were recording this theme, they brought in an actual dentist to Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This- Crush S.T.O.M.P figure with ironic accessory
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 30 March 2013, 00:00Crapper Jackson Adamczak sent in this Crush S.T.O.M.P figure and writes: I just saw the Ivan Putski “Someone Bought This,” and made me wonder if you ever inducted the WWF S.T.O.M.P. action figures? I mean, Crush had a bullet proof vest and a GUN. I think R.D already inducted these S.T.O.M.P figures before, but yeah, these are weird. There’s an Continue Reading...
Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: The Overexposed Justin Henry...
So much to discuss, including, yet not limited to, eating canal eel, watching Baywatch on a plane, a new place to hunt Easter eggs, Blade’s newest convention, Bob Holly’s new book, 5 seconds on WrestleMania, and an outro sponsored by…well, we won’t spoil that. Find out for yourself by clicking here! ...
It’s coming out of the floor buffer’s pay, Yoshi...
It Came From YouTube: Heenan, Monsoon, Perfect, and Hacksaw all on Nickelodeon Double Dare!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 March 2013, 06:44Loyal Crapper Autrach Sejanoz sent in two episodes of WWF personalities on Nickelodeon’s Super Sloppy Double Dare game show (the above show, and one linked below). He writes: The first episode features the greatest commentary team of all time taking each other on, while the second pits Hacksaw Jim Duggan against Mr. Perfect. Strangely, *SPOILER ALERT* the heels win both Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Sickly-looking Ivan Putski figure
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 March 2013, 00:00Crapper Jordan Mishkin submitted this auction link and writes: Who wouldn’t want an “Ivan Putski with Leprosy” action figure? Ewww!...
It Came From YouTube: Yokozuna eats for our amusement
0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 March 2013, 00:00From a Coliseum Home Video feature, Yokozuna eats… and eats… and eats some more! These segments just go on and on. I guess they thought that by showing him bulking up, it makes him seem more dangerous (?). I don’t really know… Mostly; this segment just makes me crave delicious Japanese food. The segment is called “Cooking For The Single Man” Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Repo Man as you’ve probably never seen him before
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 28 March 2013, 21:00Crapper Drew remembered seeing Repo Man in WWF Magazine wearing this mask, and he finally found this video clip from WWF Mania in early 1993 and sent it my way. He writes: I sent Deal and email a few months ago saying that I had an old WWF magazine from 1993 where they had a photo of Repo Man’s new ring gear that included Continue Reading...
Induction: Frank Trigg vs. AJ Styles: You can’t spell “suMMArily awful” without “MMA”
17 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 28 March 2013, 20:00Many people who aren’t wrestling fans are incapable of seeing the appeal of watching people pretend to beat each other up. This has always baffled me, since most all television, even so-called “reality” TV, is scripted. Anyone who has ever enjoyed fiction in any genre or medium knows the advantages of scripted entertainment and storytelling. When the action is written Continue Reading...
Welcome to another edition of The Count of 10. Each week, Justin Henry picks the brain of a different wrestling personality, asking a blend of serious inquiries, along with generally irreverent questions. This week, The Count of 10 welcomes longtime WWE referee Jim Korderas. For over two decades in the WrestleMania era, Korderas was as visible as Earl Hebner Continue Reading...
Who cares if he IS Mr. Luther Campbell? Can he croon?...
Classic Induction: WrestleMania Instant Replay Debate – WHOA Now Gentlemen!
6 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 28 March 2013, 11:00WWF, 1991 WrestleMania. Just five syllables, yet a lifetime of memories if you are a wrestling fan. So many awesome matches, so many unforgettable moments. Who will ever forget Hogan slamming Andre? Or Steve Austin vs. Bret Hart? Or the tearful reunion of Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth? As funny as it may sound, none of those are the WrestleMania Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Chris Jericho Vs. A 65 Year Old Man at Ringside
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 28 March 2013, 00:00Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this clip of Chris Jericho arguing with a 65 year old man at ringside. He writes: Somebody should book this match at Wrestlemania! I’d rather see that then the pulled-out–of-nowhere Jericho/Fandango match we’re getting… Chris is fantastic as usual, here; of course. Thanks for the submission, Sean....
But it’s cheap heat, Adrian!...
It Came from YouTube Classic: Grayson starring Kimberly Page!
11 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 27 March 2013, 10:12I love the 1999 / 2000 era of WCW. I truly miss all of the characters from that time period, as well as the crazy Vince Russo booking. And that is why this Grayson clip is posted this week. No, it’s not because this wacky mock trailer for a movie about Robin has more “overbooking” of DC Comics superheroes than Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred Hayes outtake
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 27 March 2013, 00:00There’s just something so wonderful about seeing Lord Alfred Hayes crack up. I just love his laugh. I believe this was from the taping of a skit for a Coliseum Home Video release....
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Semi-Active Triple Continue Reading...