Samoa Joe has been kidnapped by ninjas! And no, of course this never ended up going anywhere and was never brought up again. He just eventually came back....
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It Came From YouTube: Godzilla 2: Godzilla Vs. JBL!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 17 May 2014, 15:00Crapper Sean writes: In honor of the new Godzilla movie, I thought it’d be fun to revisit this segment from SD! back in 2005 that took place in Japan (why doesn’t WWE do more Raw or SDs from Japan anymore dammit!?) A shame the Japanese crowd didn’t seem into it as much, I feel the US would laugh their asses Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The reboot of WCW that we almost got instead of the stupid Invasion
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 17 May 2014, 02:00Crapper Drew Bludd (that’s still funny!) writes: This was in my suggested viewing videos on YouTube tonight. I happen to live not far from the Stabler Arena in Bethlehem, PA (in fact, my aunt and cousin worked there and I often had front row seats to WWF events, including live Raws, and always got backstage to meet/take photos with the Continue Reading...
Headlies: Fans Blame Batista For Daniel Bryan’s Injury
24 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 16 May 2014, 08:00Richmond, VA – WWE World Heavyweight champion Daniel Bryan shocked the wrestling world this past Monday by announcing on Raw that he had suffered a neck injury, requiring surgery. While no specific in-ring moment could be pinpointed as the cause of the injury, many wrestling fans immediately placed the blame on WWE Superstar Batista. “Bryan’s promo on Raw was a Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: NWO Wolfpac t-shirt shows their newest member
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 May 2014, 02:00From the awesome WCW Worldwide blog comes this NWO Wolfpac shirt featuring Tweety Bird (?) in a red Sting mask. “Too Tweet”! I’d buy the shirt for that lame pun, alone. If you’er a girl (or guy?) who’s likes The Wolfpac, Sting, and Tweety Bird, I guess this is just the shirt for you!...
It Came From YouTube: Brian Pillman makes something no one will soon forget…
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 15 May 2014, 23:27Art linked to this video as part of his excellent Zack Ryder Vs. Kane induction (go read it!) but I felt it deserved its own ICFYT feature post. It is a tale told by Jim Ross of one of Brian Pillman’s proudest moments in which he delivered an 18-inch beautiful brown baby boy at a Clash Of The Champions. He was such a proud Continue Reading...
Rewriting The Book presents – An RTB Editorial (vol 0, issue 0)
29 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Thu, 15 May 2014, 23:13Howdy, all. So y’all liked the book idea, eh? Seriously, I didn’t expect that kind of reaction. That much enthusiasm for a post is usually reserved when Kate Upton’s boobs are involved, so to say the least, I’m flattered. Well, today, I’m writing for a couple reasons. One, to let you know where things stand for this RTB book idea Continue Reading...
Induction: Zack Ryder vs. Kane – Friday the 13th, Part Z
60 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 15 May 2014, 20:00WWE, 2012 Ever heard of the seven-year rule? Jim Cornette says that a wrestling promotion can run the same angle after seven years because by then, memories will have faded and there will be enough new viewers who won’t even noticed the re-hashed story lines. Jim Cornette hasn’t written for WWE in a long time, which you probably figured out Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Customized Hulk Hogan autographed baseball bat
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 15 May 2014, 15:00While browsing around ShopHulkHogan.com I came across this signed and customized Hulk Hogan baseball bat, listed as an NWO bat. Um, didn’t the NWO use metal baseball bats? Anyway, let’s see how much this sucker will set you back. I’m sure it’s only a couple hundred bucks, right? $10,000?! And there are only two of these customized Hulk Hogan autographed baseball Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mr. Wallstreet debuts in WCW and looks very familiar…
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 15 May 2014, 02:00Crapper Drew Bludd writes: This one is Mr. Wallstreet’s WCW return promote. In it he takes shots at WWF’s New Generation and his previous gimmick. Ah, yes… Michael Wallstreet. They soon re-named him V.K Wallstreet.. V.K as in Vincent Kennedy (McMahon). This was years before WWE went public. I guess it’s better than being the captain of a boat....
It Came From YouTube: TNA steals from TMZ headlines for their angles now.
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 14 May 2014, 22:16I’m just going to copy and paste what the people at Lords Of Pain wrote about this video (I’ll give credit to them, because that’s where I saw it): As seen above, TNA has shot an angle to play off the Jay-Z and Solange Knowles elevator fight that’s been all over the media this week. The video shows Dixie Carter Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Buy Hulk Hogan’s album “Hulk Rules” cheap!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 14 May 2014, 15:00You Crappers should know about Hulk Hogan’s fantastic, timeless album “Hulk Rules”. Trust me when I tell you it’s a good album- I own it and listen to it every day! (Well, okay more like once every 3 months.. but it’s still awesome). Anyway, it features songs like this touching tribute to… some kid who died… called “Hulkster In Heaven”: Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Kane is hungry for your soul… and some Chef Boyardee Beefaroni pasta!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 14 May 2014, 02:00Kane opens a can of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni pasta in his own special way. I love the little shrug he gives at the end after he finds out he can’t eat through his mak. Did you know that Chef Boyardee was a real person? I wonder what he’d have thought of this commercial with Kane?! Mama mia!...
It Came From YouTube: WrestleMania: The Arcade Game is a lot like Mortal Kombat
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 13 May 2014, 02:00Joe Gagne reviews the WWF WrestleMania arcade game. If a wrestling game, and Mortal Kombat had a baby, this would be the end result. The problem is that wrestling fans don’t want to play a Mortal Kombat game, and Mortal Kombat fans want gore and violence which aren’t in this game. So, everybody loses!...
The Meme Event: WWE Monday Night Raw 5/12/14
15 Submitted by Justin Henry on Tue, 13 May 2014, 00:16Photo Credit: WWE.com Caption Credit: Justin Henry...
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Someone Bought This: This Goldberg toy really sucks… to your window!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 12 May 2014, 02:00From the often imitated, never duplicated WCW Worldwide blog, here’s a Bill Goldberg Window Crasher suction cup window decoration for your car. I love how he’s holding up a sign like Wile E. Coyote after he’s ran off a cliff, just before he realizes what’s happened and gravity sends him plummeting down thousands of feet. This thing reminds me of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Bushwhacker go shopping for lingerie… for their mothers!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 11 May 2014, 15:00The Bushwhackers go shopping for lingerie for their mothers (?), and we get to see The Red Rooster turn face! Happy Mother’s Day to all you Mother Crappers out there!...
It’s time for another edition of Legends’ House, and on tonight’s episode, what happens in Vegas… …may make you physically ill. Cue the opening credits. Speaking of which, has anyone noticed that the theme song is a knock-off of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines”? The only thing the opening is missing is the large-breasted, topless dancers. Those will come later… This Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: A Mother’s Day message from Mr. T
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 10 May 2014, 15:00Mr. T has a special Mother’s Day message for all you Crappers! Beautiful! Hope all you Crappers have a wonderful Mother’s Day celebrating how important your Moms are to you....
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Someone Bought This: Linda Hogan wrote an autobiography- for what audience?!
18 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 10 May 2014, 02:00Linda Hogan wrote a book. Let me repeat that- Linda Hogan wrote a book. “About what?!” you maybe asking yourself. Well, apparently it’s a book about herself, and her time being married to Hulk Hogan. You know, Hulk Hogan- the guy she had recently divorced so she could shack up with some (much) younger guy just before she published this book. Continue Reading...
Headlies: Original Cena/Wyatt Ending To Involve Nikki Bella Proposing
12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 09 May 2014, 08:00Scottsdale, AZ – The controversial ending to this past Sunday’s cage match between John Cena and Bray Wyatt was actually not the ending that had been planned. The finish, which involved a little boy singing to John Cena, causing him to be distracted, was thrown together after Cena nixed the original ending only minutes before Extreme Rules started. According to Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Bill Goldberg Frosted Flakes cereal
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 May 2014, 02:00This is Bill Goldberg cereal. It’s basically Frosted Flakes. Sadly, he is not in fact posing with Tony The Tiger. I hear that each bowl only stays crunchy for about 30 seconds, and then the flakes break and it has to stay on your shelf for 6 months doing nothing but getting even more stale....
Induction: Inside Out — Triple H gets into a pickle
32 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 08 May 2014, 20:00WWE Films, 2011 A while ago I was browsing through Netflix when what should appear but “The Naked Man,” a 1998 movie about a wrestler with a “naked” gimmick starring Michael Rapaport. I immediately emailed RD and told him the big news: an obscure movie with “Wrestlecrap” written all over it. Imagine my disappointment, then, when I actually watched the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is A True Champion in this storybook
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 08 May 2014, 15:00Crapper Brian writes: While looking up information about the Disney Adventures Magazine with Hulk Hogan, I stumbled upon this little gem. I’m not 100% if this was just for Hogan because one of the listings has Big Boss Man, Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, Barbarian, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan It’s a picture book titled “A True Champion (An Adventure with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jim Neidhart joins D-Generation X
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 08 May 2014, 02:00Crapper Drew Bludd (ha ha) writes: Remember when Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart joined DX for 5 seconds? I remember it fooled me. Rgiht after The Montreal Screwjob, DX tried to convince Nattie’s dad to join their ranks and leave the Hart Foundation behind. Later in the show, he ended up joining the gang but it was a ruse and they Continue Reading...