How would you like a cake shaped like Hulk Hogan?

Now you can have it with this Hulk Hogan cake pan featured in an all new Someone Bought This!

One Crapper won a $25 Amazon gift card in the “Look At My Crap!” contest! Click to see who won and all the neat Crap you guys sent in!

Dixie Carter forgot to do something this past Sunday. Something very important.

But what was it?

Find out in a new Headlie!

Baloney, fudge, and mustard…this was horrible!

John Cena: This is Your Life!

New Induction!

Mike Awesome: Fat Chick Thriller!!!

NEW Induction!!!

(What, you expect a funny one liner here?  C’mon, he’s a dude who digs fat girls! What do you want me to say?)

 

Your old buddy and your old pal returns to talk the Death of WCW!

Join him on this dope 90′s podcast!  Boo ya!!!!

That’s 90′s talk, right?

Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu has been uncovered! Click on Hulk to read about all the delicious dishes he’s prepared for you in an all new Someone Bought This, brother!

Don’t shoot the messenger, but the rumor is this gimmick sucked!

Just Joe…finally inducted!

The Rock looked great on Monday night.

A little too  great.

See you in 30 days, Dwayne!

Find out what happened in a brand new Headlie!

How much would you pay for the power of the Hulk Hogan Thunder mixer? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

The Legendary Battle – Finally Inducted.

Sid Vicious vs. The Night Stalker!!

Join RD Reynolds as he recounts the fun!

RAW is moving to 5 hours!

Now one wrestling journalist is suffering from a “Minus Five Stars” mental breakdown.

Find out who in an all-new Headlie!

Break out the VCR!

The Divas are in Hedonism!

Classic Induction!

Crunch into some action with WWF Superstars cereal in an all new Someone Bought This (plus free flip book!).

Celebrate the new The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary with a call from Sid.  Actually, three of them – he can’t find the arena!

NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Steen is getting a makeover!

Will it be crappy?

Oui! Oui! Oui!

The Mega-Manics have a Mega-Crappy Megaphone in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mega!

What did this poor screen do to deserve destruction?

Destruction by sledgehammer, no less?

New induction!

Want to be the first to own the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition…and help a local charity?

Then click on RD to join the fun!

The most infuriating induction RD Reynolds has ever penned!

What else could it be but Eric Bischoff’s WWE debut?

Gets to clickin’!

The WWE Walkout.

Now Inducted.

What, you thought we’d forgotten about it?

It’s an interview with your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds!

Check out a killer hour as RD and host Josh Harris talk all things WrestleCrap!

Strip Poker featuring…BALLS MAHONEY?

Can a bunch of hot chicks save the day?

Classic Induction!

Steve Austin and…Steven Seagal????

Sounds like a New Induction to us, too.

Which WWE Legend and future Hall of Famer is helping out the Bella Twins?

 

Find out in an all-new Headlie!

Why is Arn Anderson covered in urine?

The answer is in our NEW Induction!

Click the yellow enforcer for all the deets!

 

Hulk Hogan can light up your life in an all new Someone Bought This!

Presented by The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition:

The WCW MYSTERY MAN is inducted!

R.D Reynolds remembers his good friend and WrestleCrap co-founder the late Merle Vincent Griggs.

The TNA DVD board game is interactive, cool, and… well okay, it’s interactive at least. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

Some call-ups from NXT have failed and it’s all your fault!

Find out why Triple H is blaming you in an all-new Headlie!

Well, this was a bad idea.

But makes for a good induction!

Steve Austin’s Heel Turn…INDUCTED!

Here Lies the WCW World Television Title.

Learn of its sad demise in a New Induction!

Click the headstone for more!

It’s a Sting rocket… blimp… hat… thing (?) and it’s an all new, all confusing Someone Bought This!

You’ve always wanted to play with Sable, and now you can with these handheld video games in an all new Someone Bought This!

A shocking discovery made at the WWE Warehouse!

How does it involve the former Tuesday Night Delight?

Click here to find out!

You’ve Seen Chyna Wrestle, Wait ’til You See Her Box!

See, because she’s fighting Joey Buttafuoco.

That was close.  New induction!

It’s a very 90′s edition of Someone Bought This featuring WWF Pogs!

Look at RD Reynolds, smiling.

That was BEFORE the Ice Bucket Challenge gone horribly wrong!

Click for all the details!

Achtung baby!

 

John Cena spricht Deutsch!

Klicken sie hier!

You’d Scream Too If You Knew Who Was Guest Starring on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!

Hint: It’s Chyna.

 

New Induction!

WWF wrestlers + Hockey + Foosball = FUN!!! All this in a brand new Someone Bought This! GAME ON!

YAPAPI!!!!

The infamous Yapapi Indian Strap Match Is Here, JACK!!

New induction!!!

WrestleCrap meets SummerSlam!

Join RD Reynolds for running SummerSlam Commentary!

Hit his Facebook 8pm Sunday night.  Get in on the fun here!

The best thing WWE has done in YEARS!

The Retro SummerSlam Report!!

It Came from YouTube!

Eve Marie’s SummerSlam opponent has been announced and only WrestleCrap has the scoop! Read all about it in the latest Headlie!

The Reunion.  A John Cena Joint.

Any good?  Long odds.

NEW Induction!

Hey Yo! Buy your kids a novelty foam drug tool today, Chico! It’s the latest Someone Bought This!

You too can own a piece of the table that Bully Ray put Dixie through! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

TNA will be fine, sugar! Dixie has the solution and they’re coming soon to Impact Wrestling! Read all about it in a brand new Headlie!

Did the debut episode of Wrestling Challenge suck?

Beyond a shadow of a doubt!

New Induction!!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vinyl picture disc! HOOOOO! It’s an all new Someone Bought This, tough guy!

R.D Reynolds pays tribute to WrestleCrap’s good friend the late, great “Earthquake” John Tenta.

The Hulk Hogan Safety Target Set game is both safe, and a target game! And it’s our latest Someone Bought This, too!

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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

32 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania Challenge – Hulkamania Battles Donkey Kong, Brother!

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WWF, 1989  Text by Forest George; You can check out his website here and his Myspace page here! I kind of miss the good old days of my childhood. I really mean it! I mean back when I was a mark and I could really enjoy wrestling, and envy the kids who had the Nintendo gaming system and the Wrestlemania arcade game. In retrospect, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan has a special message for the U.S World Cup soccer team

6 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 14:12
The one and only reason I’m posting this is because Hulk sounds unusually lethargic and tired here, like he can’t really muster up the energy to do the typical Hulk Hogan promo. Maybe even he’s bored with the standard Hulk Hogan promo! Or maybe he’s just not much of a soccer fan? Hmm… “CUT!” “I need a nap, brother!”....
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Vs. The Incredible Hulk in an epic battle of The Hulks!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Up until 2005 Marvel Comics owned the name “Hulk Hogan” and whatever wrestling promotion the Hulkster was working for would have to pay a licensing fee to Marvel. In 1988 Marvel had a little fun at Hogan’s expense. In a short story in Marvel Comics Presents #45 Hogan declared himself to be the “The One, The Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro with NO Wrestling – 60 Minutes of Absolute Nothingness

87 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 21:34
WCW, 1999 Hey hey, fellow Crappers!!  I’m BACK! I believe I am now completely finished with the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition.  It’s written (40% larger than before!!!), edited, new photos picked out, the whole shooting match.  Heck, you can even pre-order it right now from our friends over at Amazon in your choice of paperback, hard cover, or Kindle varieties.  So Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Giant Silva vs The Great Khali

13 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: It’s a real life War of the Gargantuas as two colossal wrestlers face off in New Japan Pro Wrestling. In one corner we have the future Great Khali! In the other we have former Oddity and occasional Pride fighter Giant Silva! It’s literally one of the biggest matches ever and 100% Puroresucrap!...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit calendar special manages to somehow be awful

8 Submitted by on Tue, 24 June 2014, 02:00
Early in 1999 WCW aired a Pay-Per-View called “The WCW Nitro Girls Swimsuit Calendar Special” (rolls right off the tongue, does’t it?). That seems like a pretty good deal, right? You pay $9.99 or whatever to see the Nitro Girls frolic about in bikinis for 90 minutes. Well, according to RD Reynolds’ induction, the thing is amply terrible. Yes, leave it to WCW Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Macho Man plays baseball with a kid because he cares!

18 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 15:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: With help from The Fabulous Art 0′Donnell, I was finally able to find a WWF promo I’ve been seeking for years. As an ardent baseball fan (who competes in fantasy leagues alongside teams such as The Parts Unknown Warriors, The Quebec Mounties, The Ugandan Giants & Benoit Family Planning) I was always fond of this piece, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Pigeon Army shirt

17 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 14:04
Hey, remember that “Let The Pigeons Loose” shirt that I put up on the site which mysteriously disappeared from ShopTNA.com a day or two later? Well, TNA has now replaced it with something even worse- a Pigeon Army shirt. That design looks kind of, sort of vaguely familiar, doesn’t it? Hmm… Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, the only person who I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Learn everything you wanted to know about Cougar Jay on this trading card!

13 Submitted by on Mon, 23 June 2014, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Corti writes: Here’s Cougar Jay, 1988′s biggest Charlene Tilton-manic. Douglas sent in a Trent Knight trading card from this series before. Hey, Cougar Jay’s favorite movie is Robocop! He must’ve been thrilled when this went down! He likes theatrical lighting, black cherry ice cream, and Hank Williams Jr.? Got to give him points for having a diverse set of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A ripoff rips off something and rips off something else in the process!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 21 June 2014, 00:12
I found this Power Man thing (is it a towel? A flag? A banner?) on the awesome Knockoffs And Bootlegs Tumblr. Oh sure, some might say it’s just a lousy Spider-Man knockoff, but we know better, Crappers! With that banana yellow costume, it’s obviously really a knockoff of WCW’s crime-fighting, web-slinging do-gooder superhero Arachnaman! You may know him better as mild-mannered Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Mourns The Loss Of JTG

5 Submitted by on Fri, 20 June 2014, 08:00
Columbus, OH – WWE dedicated this week’s edition of Friday Night Smackdown in Columbus, Ohio to the memory of former WWE Superstar JTG. A number of wrestlers were released last week in an event many have dubbed “Black Thursday”. While some of the releasing were expected, the loss of JTG hit many by surprise. A candlelight memorial was held in JTG’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair autographed South Carolina lottery t-shirt and voided lottery tickets

8 Submitted by on Fri, 20 June 2014, 02:00
If you poke around Ric Flair’s official website, you’ll see he has an online store where you can buy all kinds of Ric Flair stuff like a $30,000 customized robe (!), and also this t-shirt promoting Ric Flair South Carolina lottery tickets!  And look, you can get it autographed for an additional $30!  But wait! There’s more! You can also buy Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kane vs. Edge – Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twenty times, shame on me.

27 Submitted by on Thu, 19 June 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2010 Glen Jacobs has spent most of his wrestling career as a guinea pig for the writers’ most idiotic ideas. First, there was his stint in Smoky Mountain Wrestling with a name based on terrorist Ted “Unabomber” Kaczynski (albeit before he was identified and caught… and while he was still blowing people up). Then, there were his runs in Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Messengers of the Black Scorpion

6 Submitted by on Thu, 19 June 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: Somebody had to tell the history of all the jobbers that worked under the hood during the Scorpion angle. MIght as well be Scorpy’s biggest fan. It’s hard to believe it’s been fifteen years since the debut of my all-time favorite wrestler ever – and my idol – the Black Scorpion. Ahhhh, seems like it was only Continue Reading...
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