Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
  • Global Force Wrestling Announces Roster Featuring Ed Leslie, Scotty Riggs, Two Arby's Workers, & Local Hooters Girl
  • RUMOR: Spin Doctors' Chris Barron To Join TNA Wrestling as a Senior Producer of Creative & Talent Development
  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
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Headlies: Brooklyn Brawler To Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame

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Brooklyn, NY – Following the announcement of “Macho Man” Randy Savage being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, longtime WWE wrestler Brooklyn Brawler was announced as the second inductee in the Class of 2015. “I’d like to congratulate Brawler on his many, many, many years of service to the WWE,” said Vince McMahon. “Since the 1980’s, Brooklyn Brawler has been Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars: The Music Video VHS with songs from WrestleMania: The Album

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We’ve covered WrestleMania: The Album and its music videos endlessly over the years here on WrestleCrap, and R.D has inducted the contents of this video already, but I just had to show you the cover to this, the “WWF Superstars: The Music Video” VHS tape. The music videos include, WrestleMania, Summerslam Jam, USA Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Speaking from the Heart Macho Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Vince McMahon and the Brass Rings – 2014 Gooker Award Co-Winner

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WWE, 2014 Text by RD Reynolds and Art 0Donnell “You have, you know, this is a different group of guys, and gals…its millennials. You know, they’re not as ambitious, quite frankly, and they’re not trepidatious at all.  I just don’t think they want to reach for that brass ring.  The last person to really reach for that brass ring in Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bella vs. Bella – 2014 Gooker Award Co-winner

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WWE, 2014 Note: Due to some suspicious Slammy-esque stuffing of the ballot box in this year’s Gooker Award poll, Wrestlecrap will be awarding the prize to the top two vote-getters. Next week will see the induction of Vince McMahon’s brass-ring fiasco, but this week we present WWE’s Nikki vs. Brie Bella feud, the co-winner of the 2014 Gooker Award. Just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Jeff Jarrett Slap Nuts foam guitar

14 Submitted by on Thu, 05 February 2015, 02:00
Hey, remember when WCW tried to get Jeff Jarrett over with the “Listen up, Slap Nuts!” and “Choke on that, Slap Nuts!” catch phrases? Yeah, someone thought that “Slap Nuts” would catch on with the public at large. Anyway, WCW sold this pink (?) foam guitar with “Slap Nuts” on it. Kind of makes those Hulk Hogan foam fingers seem Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Battle For The Belt board game is bonkers!

13 Submitted by on Wed, 04 February 2015, 15:00
 Crapper Louis Izzo writes: Hello again from a long-time ‘Crapper. The Christmas season has passed, and I just couldn’t imagine sharing this with anyone but the rest of the Wrestlecrap fanbase. Everyone who knows me knows I’m a geek for rasslin’, video games, and other assorted tags that would label most people a virgin for life, and to no surprise, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet Outback Jack and watch him shave.

17 Submitted by on Wed, 04 February 2015, 02:00
Meet Outback Jack. He’s so very.. um… Australian. Watch him tie up a kangaroo. Then, watch him shave! Whoa, baby! Can you handle this much excitement, Crappers?! This was the WWE’s attempt to cash in on the Crocodile Dundee craze of 1986. Nobody particularly cared, and he didn’t last long. But he did get his own LJN figure. P.S- “Tie Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan coloring book and Ultimate Warrior Crayon By Numbers set let you express yourself with COLOR!

12 Submitted by on Tue, 03 February 2015, 02:00
I don’t care how old you are, Crappers- coloring is still fun! Just break out your mammoth-sized 64 count box of Crayola crayons (with the badass built in crayon sharpener!)… …and get to work making Hulk Hogan blue with a green shirt or whatever. Or, if you wanted something a little more “by the rules” you had this WWF Ultimate Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Crazy Dips candy

14 Submitted by on Mon, 02 February 2015, 02:00
 Matt from X-Entertainment took a trip to his local video store to buy some old candy, and this WCW Crazy Dips candy is just one of the weird candies he came back with. It’s a lollipop in the shape of a foot (?) that you dip into fruit-flavored tart sugar. Gene Snitsky approves! But “Rick Flair” probably does not (whoever Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon play Super WrestleMania on Super Nintendo

20 Submitted by on Sat, 31 January 2015, 02:00
“I’m the man that rules Nintendo!” -Bobby “The Video Game Brain” Heenan. From WWF “Prime Time Wrestling” in 1992, Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan go one on one in an epic battle playing WWF “Super WrestleMania on the Super Nintendo while Vince McMahon calls all the action! I like how Bobby wears his baseball cap backwards to show how Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Sticker Book

14 Submitted by on Thu, 29 January 2015, 02:00
As Hulk Hogan famously said… “You fans can stick it, brother” …right in this WWE Sticker Book! The idea is that you buy the blank sticker book, and then you buy packs of random stickers with pictures of wrestlers on them to trade with friends and put in the book. And if I had known about this, I totally would Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: George “The Animal” Steele’s “Mine” doll plush replica

8 Submitted by on Wed, 28 January 2015, 02:00
No, despite the obvious similarities in appearance; this is not in fact a current photo of Miley Cyrus.. Our good friend (and of course, Crapper!) Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula has a Tumblr page called Mummy Shark. He posted this… um… post about the plush replica of George “The Animal” Steele’s wonderfully ugly and worn doll “Mine” that he used to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro Jake “The Snake” Roberts rubber Damien snake and bag

18 Submitted by on Mon, 26 January 2015, 02:00
(I know R.D has already posted this same item as a “SBT Classic, but I found some alternative pictures of it). In 1991 the WWF and Hasbro actually had the gaul to sell an overpriced 40″ long rubber snake and nylon drawstring bag to kids. And what’s worse is that they did it not long after Earthquake “squashed” the real Continue Reading...
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Headlies – People Waiting For Annual “Surprise Return Of Sheamus At The Royal Rumble”

18 Submitted by on Fri, 23 January 2015, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA- Dozens of scientists, fans, and bird-watchers have descended on the city of Philadelphia in hopes of seeing WWE Superstar Sheamus return to the ring. In what has now become an annual tradition, Sheamus is set to be a surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble. Groups of people with binoculars have been camped outside the Wells Fargo Center trying Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 2012 Royal Rumble – Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread

48 Submitted by on Thu, 22 January 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2012 It’s hard to imagine a Royal Rumble with less at stake in it than 2012’s battle royal. Of course, until 1993, the winner of the Royal Rumble wasn’t guaranteed to main-event Wrestlemania. However, 2012’s Royal Rumble was the first in history where the winner was guaranteed not to main-event Wrestlemania. The headlining match of Wrestlemania 28 having already Continue Reading...
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And Your 2014 Gooker Winner Is…

272 Submitted by on Tue, 20 January 2015, 19:00
Note from RD: Well, this is a first. What started out as a landslide win for the Bella vs. Bella Feud somehow turned into a second place finish for WWE’s Lack of Brass Rings.  A bit of investigation reveals that SHENANIGANS WERE AFOOT! While we cannot lock down how much ballot stuffing was done for those in favor of brass Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Feel the power of WWF Electronic Power Pinball!!!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 20 January 2015, 02:00
Prepare yourselves, Crappers! This isn’t just pinball. Oh no… This is WWF ELECTRONIC POWER PINBALL! (Say that in your best gravely Vince McMahon announcer voice). You know, I was going to take a pass on this game and get something else, but once I found out it had “VARIABLE ELECTRONIC SOUNDS”… well then I was sold, baby! VariableElectronicSounds.com! I bet that Continue Reading...
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