Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • Roman Reigns Channels Inner Honky Tonk Man, Asks Fans for "Vote of Confidence"
  • PopTV to Replace Impact with Commercials for Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute; "Hauntingly Beautiful" Reps Note
  • Lesner's Plan to Defeat UFC 200 Foe: Infuriate Him By Repeatedly Calling Him "Mike", Not "Mark"
  • RUMOR: Brock Lesnar Opponent at UFC to Be Ken Shamrock. Or Maybe Kama. Tank Abbot, Perhaps.
  • Matt and Jeff Hardy Shockingly Found To Be In Condition To Work
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Target’s Black Friday Ad Features…DISCO ARN ANDERSON!

18 Submitted by on Tue, 10 November 2015, 12:00
Crapper Randall B. sent in this Arn Anderson figure that’s on sale now for Black Friday! (Oh hai doggy! Arn Anderson does not come with cute little police dog as illustrated). Anyway, ol’ Arn seems to be doing his best Saturday Night… \ Hey! Let me finish, will ya?! Sheesh! As I was saying… Ol’ Arn seems to be doing his Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Remembers November 9, 1997 as “Steve Blackman Debut Day”

11 Submitted by on Mon, 09 November 2015, 19:02
STAMFORD – Looking to commemorate a landmark day in World Wrestling Entertainment history, WWE officials have declared November 9 “Steve Blackman Debut Day”, recognizing his pay-per-debut at the 1997 Survivor Series. Blackman, 52, was unable to attend the festivities and unable to comment on the honor, but a WWE representative spoke on the matter, citing Blackman’s five minutes of involvement Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Seth Rollins’s Knee Joins The Authority

6 Submitted by on Mon, 09 November 2015, 08:00
Manchester, England – In a surprising turn of events, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon have announced that the newest member of The Authority is none other than Seth Rollins’s knee. At a house show this past week in Dublin, Ireland, WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins torn his right ACL, MCL, and medial meniscus. The injury, initially believed to be Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Beautiful WWF Silver Medallions!

5 Submitted by on Mon, 09 November 2015, 02:00
From 1992, it’s a set of WWF Medallions! Hulk Hogan! The Ultimate Warrior! Sid Justice! Macho Man Randy Savage! These are sure to become valuable collectables in the future. It even says they’re “A collector’s dream!” right in the ad! Would they lie to us? Nah… I kind of want that Sid one, just because. This WWF Magazine scan comes Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Bad News Brown’s MUTANT SEWER RATS – Because That Sounds Way More Ominous than “Bad News Brown’s Black Box”

35 Submitted by on Thu, 05 November 2015, 20:00
WWF, 1990 It seems like this year, more than any other I can recall, I’ve thought a lot about the early days of WrestleCrap.com.  Maybe it’s due to it being the fifteenth year of the site, maybe it’s due to me becoming an old fossil.  Could also be my binge watching of Prime Time Wrestling.  Whatever the reason, the words “sewer Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Come sleep inside Hulk Hogan- he’ll keep you safe and warm, brother!

14 Submitted by on Wed, 04 November 2015, 02:00
From 1992, it’s the Hulk Hogan Sleeping Tent. Just crawl inside, get inside your Hulk Hogan sleeping bag… …grab your Hulk Hogan flashlight… …and you’re all set! When you’re a kid, tents are just fun to sleep in- even if it’s just in your back yard or your own living room. If I had been a 6 year old Hulkamaniac Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ron Reis Still Stuck In His Yeti Costume

6 Submitted by on Mon, 02 November 2015, 08:00
Cummings, GA – Former WCW wrestler Ron Reis, re-donned The Yeti costume for a Halloween party and has been unable to remove it for over a week. Reis, who also performed under the name “Reese” and “Big Ron Studd”, is best known for his turn as The Yeti, which, despite it’s name, was a giant mummy. “I needed something to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Hulk Hogan wig looks kind of familiar…

14 Submitted by on Sat, 31 October 2015, 15:00
With Halloween not too far away, I thought you Crappers would like to see this (bootleg) Hulk Hogan wig. Well, that’s what they call it. With that high forehead and the ridges, it looks more like an Albino Klingon Wig to me (Hey! AlbinoKlingonWig.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…) See? “tlhIngan quv DatIchDI’ Seng yIghuH, brother!” (Yes, that’s a real Continue Reading...
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HALLOWEEN WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 255!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 30 October 2015, 16:57
What says Halloween more than a bunch of stupid wrestling news?  How about Traci Lords, Danielle Harris?  And Ben Vereen references?  Maybe Eva Savealot?  You name it, it’s all here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Induction: The Ortons vs. The Undertaker – Possession is 9/10s of the law, but only 1/10 of what made this feud so stupid

28 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2015, 20:06
WWE, 2005 It’s Halloween time, and you’d think that we here at Wrestlecrap would roll out some scary themed inductions to mark the occasion. Well, have no fear! …No, have some fear, because it’s Halloween… React with as much fear as you deem appropriate for this most frightening of all wrestling feuds: The Undertaker vs. the Ortons! Wax dummies! Demonic Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ladies- ever wanted to be a sexy Hulk Hogan for Halloween?

37 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2015, 12:00
  Crapperette Rose Harmon found this sexy (?) Hulk Hogan costume and writes: I found this costume online. I just wanna know why… I… I don’t know. You don’t know either, Man? Why must every woman’s Halloween costume be “sexy”? Okay, that’s enough out of you Mr. Mountain Rock- you are not helping! Even things that should not be sexy Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Memphis Monster Mash 2015

1 Submitted by on Wed, 28 October 2015, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Memphis Wrestling and Halloween are a proud tradition at Wrestlecrap. By 1998 Memphis wrestling was long past it’s prime but they tried to start a new Halloween tradition. Behold the “Masquerade Maul” in which every wrestler is in costume, the matches are chosen at random and the losers must unmask! See such ghoulish characters as Freddy Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter “Dixieland” t-shirt

25 Submitted by on Wed, 28 October 2015, 02:00
You too can own this Dixie Carter “Dixieland” shirt (or “Dixie Land” if you’re going by the actual shirt logo design) for just $24.99. They really should have put “Oh I Wish I Was In Dixie. Hooray! Hooray!” on the back of it. That would’ve been a License To Print Money(™) for sure! The same people who’d buy this probably Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Buff Bagwell- The Movie!

9 Submitted by on Tue, 27 October 2015, 12:32
There’s going to be a documentary about Buff Bagwell. Because apparently Marcus thought the world really wanted to see a cinematic masterpiece about such a fascinating guy. I guess his mom will buy a ticket to see it at least… HomoeroticTopHatFetishistMamasBoyMovie.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
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Someone Bought This: Chuck E. Cheese NWO Parody Poster

25 Submitted by on Tue, 27 October 2015, 02:00
In the late 1990’s this nWo parody poster hung at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants along with other posters parodying TV shows, movies, albums, and so on. It wasn’t for sale, it was just a store decoration; so I guess technically the only people who bought this was the Chuck E. Cheese chain themselves. Man, Chuck E. looks buff! He must be Continue Reading...
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