Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • RUMOR: Spin Doctors' Chris Barron To Join TNA Wrestling as a Senior Producer of Creative & Talent Development
  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
  • TNA Blames Late Talent Checks on Delays in Pony Express Service
  • Sheamus' New Look Inspired by Kevin Nash's "Master Blaster" Character After HOF Mention
  • Internet Somehow Tolerates 15 Years of WrestleCrap.com, Braces for 15 More
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Someone Bought This: 1995 WWF calendar

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Celebrate what many consider to be the worst year in WWF history 20 years ago with the Official 1995 WWF Calendar! Let’s take a look at who’s featured in each month: JAN – ADAM BOMBFEB – DIESELMARCH – DOINKAPRIL – RAZOR RAMONMAY – LEX LUGERJUNE – UNDERTAKERJULY – YOKOZUNAAUGUST – SHAWN MICHAELSSEPT – TATANKAOCTOBER – MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGENOVEMBER – Continue Reading...
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2014: A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

77 Submitted by on Wed, 31 December 2014, 18:58
Quick note from RD: Gooker voting will begin next Monday, January 5.  To prep yourself, here’s Justin Henry’s recap of what was a pretty dang horrible year in pro wrestling.   2014 was a year of Daniel Bryan overcoming the corporate leviathan, a developmental territory becoming must-see television, the number two wrestling promotion finding a cable home that intends to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s fist war bonnet and license plate necklace

16 Submitted by on Tue, 30 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: The “Immortal Incredible American Made” Hulk Hogan needed a little extra help when taking on stiffs like Bad News Brown and King Haku, enter the war bonnet. You know, to his credit; the stupid fist helmet.. erm.. I mean.. “war bonnet” distracts from how dumb he looks with the license plate necklace flung around his neck. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania Nintendo game Commercial and review

21 Submitted by on Mon, 29 December 2014, 02:00
This commercial for WWF WrestleMania for the Nintendo NES is far more entertaining and fun than the lousy game it’s promoting. Don’t believe me? Just check out Joe Gagne’s fantastic review of the game right here. Remember that back then there was no Internet for us to find out if a game was bad or good. We were lucky if Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Black Saturday: Vince Shows Up on WTBS…in 1984?

23 Submitted by on Sat, 27 December 2014, 15:00
WWF, 1984  Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds A VERY special THANK YOU to Linden Walker for his invaluable help on this induction July 14, 1984. A date which will live in infamy in the minds of southern wrestling fans. If you’ve been coming to the site for awhile, read Death of WCW or picked up a copy of WWE’s The Rise And Fall Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Tatanka! Buffalo!”.

11 Submitted by on Sat, 27 December 2014, 02:00
Tatanka! Buffalo! Yes, it’s another classic timeless tune from WrestleMania: The Album. This time it’s Tatanka’s Native American Dance Song complete with a rap (???). Agent P posted this in The Craphole forum and when I saw it, I knew I had to re-post it here. Sing along, Crappers! “I’ve got Native American blood in my veins and I’ll fight!”. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: A Very Ryback Christmas

6 Submitted by on Fri, 26 December 2014, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – WWE Superstar Ryback celebrated Christmas this year with a night out on the town in his home city of Las Vegas, Nevada. The Big Guy, as he is affectionately known by everyone who isn’t CM Punk, began his night with a light lunch at Bacchanal Buffet. With his custom-made feedbag in hand, Ryback walked down the Continue Reading...
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The Further Adventures of El Santa Claus: The Battle With Pitch Was Just the Beginning!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 25 December 2014, 10:00
Short Films, Late 1950’s/Early 1960’s Text by RD Reynolds It feels so weird to think that this induction I am penning tonight is the last new one to ever be featured on what is soon to be the old version of WrestleCrap.com. But in many ways, it is only appropriate that we end it this way. After all, I’m pretty sure Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 19:47
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Burt Reynolds’ personal Islanders jacket!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 13:57
As discussed on the ALL NEW Christmas RD & Blade Show, you could’ve bought Burt Reynolds’ WWF The Islanders jacket. I’m sure it doesn’t surprise you that R.D’s Uncle Burt is a wrestling fan- who do you think took young R.D to his first wrestling show as a wee tot? The jacket sold for over $800! They describe the fine Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: El Santa Claus – The Goofiest Christmas Move Ever Made Gets Its Proper Induction!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 10:00
WWE, 2008  Text by RD Reynolds with Triple Kelly Quick note from RD: If you enjoy these classic inductions, why not get all of them and everything else ever on the site via the online archives?  A one-time donation of $14.95 gets you unlimited access to everything.  All the inductions, all the WrestleCrap Radios, all the WrestleCrap Radio videos, everything ever written or Continue Reading...
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Merry Christmas from RD and Blade! Episode 33!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 09:17
Merry Christmas from RD & Blade Radio! We couldn’t decide what to call this episode (which you can download either in iTunes or by clicking here)…it’s either the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” or if you prefer the “Karate Kid Klan” Special Edition! Whatever you choose, we hope you have a fantastic Christmas and New Year!...
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It Came From YouTube: Shockmaster Claus is here with a story

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: A month late for Christmas, to say the least. But, it’s the ShockMaster, so should you be surprised? I remember seeing this and was just….dumb-founded. Then, they had a bunch of the WCW announcers in nightgowns, robes, etc. talking about Christmas, with Chris Cruise looking very uncomfortable. Ugh… Ezenwa surprises us all with a late Christmas Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas

7 Submitted by on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:00
Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?” Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here. I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:00
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70’s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The 7 Worst Christmas Specials Ever!

0 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 15:00
Crapper Isaac writes: Whattup! Longtime enjoyer of the site. A year ago I made this video, and I realized today that you’ve reviewed half of the specials on here (and probably will end up reviewing others…) The 7 Worst Christmas Specials Ever… Oh man… A Special Sesame Street Christmas is the complete opposite of Christmas Eve On Sesame Street- it’s Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!

8 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 10:00
Movie, 2005  Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hot Rod believes in Santa and you’d better, too!

4 Submitted by on Sun, 21 December 2014, 18:56
Crapper Jim Venzke writes: The video you posted today was good, but here’s a link to the greatest Prime Time Wrestling Christmas episode ever. Roddy Piper beats the snot out of The Brain for telling the kiddies that there is no San-ty Claus. Classic Bobby Heenan quote, “Santa Claus is just an average guy like me. You kiddies have been Continue Reading...
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