Lance Storm is ready to cut a rug on Dancing With The Stars.

Strut on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Did you hear? WarGames is coming back!

Sure hope it’s better than the last one…

WarGames 2000…inducted!

Before Stacy Keibler…

…before Lita…

…there was Terri Runnels.

New induction!

 

A tribute to the greatest entertainer I’ve ever known.

Thank you, Bobby Heenan, for all the joy you brought me.

What does Vince McMahon have in store for Kevin Owens after the “Headbutt Heard ‘Round The World”?

Lawyer up and read all about it in Headlies!

Heroes in a 1/2-Star Rated match!

The Toxic Turtles arrive at Wrestlecrap in a brand new induction!

Live from New Japan’s G1 Tournament…Nailz vs. El Gigante!

And it’s every bit as horrible as you’d expect!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Vince McMahon To Compete In ColecoVision World Championships
  • Baron Corbin Celebrates Championship Win By Drinking An Entire Can Of Axe
  • Marty Jannetty Banned From All Family-Friendly Establishments
  • The Young Bucks Unveil New Catchphrase "Snap Into A Slim Jim!"
  • "Everyone Beats Up Enzo Amore" Added To TLC
All The Latest Crap!

It Came From YouTube: Joe Hardy’s entrance videos

1 Submitted by on Wed, 04 January 2017, 15:00
Crapper Leo Montford writes: I think that these brilliantly unique entrance videos from “Local Hero” Joe Hendry would make a fantastic addition to ICFYT. Also, the part of the Mr Anderson entrance where Pikachu stabs him and Anderson’s reaction would make an excellent gif of the week. Wow, I like the Spice Girls one!...
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Headlies: Dixie Carter Is Ready For 2017, Dang It

6 Submitted by on Mon, 02 January 2017, 08:00
Nashville, TN – TNA President Dixie Carter stumbled out of bed and slowly made her way to the kitchen. Still hungover from her New Years Eve celebration, Carter knew she desperately needed something to eat to keep the room from spinning. After downing several Jell-O pudding cups, and avoiding several passed-out party goers, Carter flopped down on her leather couch Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you don’t have this figure, you’re Dragon your collection down!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 30 December 2016, 02:00
In 1992 Hasbro and WWE decided to make a figure of Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat during that weird time when he came to the ring looking like a real dragon and breathing fire (!). The figure’s special finishing move is “The Steamboat Springer” which sounds like what Jerry Springer would name his large boat. Does include weird dragon head accessory Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION SPECIAL: 2016 – A Look Back in Horror – The Worst in Wrestling!

79 Submitted by on Thu, 29 December 2016, 20:00
A staggering and inordinate amount of deaths among talented, beloved celebrities and entertainers. A hideously ugly election cycle that only seemed to magnify the worst in everyone. The continued existence of Chrisley Knows Best, despite nobody knowing (or willing to admit knowing) a single person that watches that show for non-ironic reasons. The year 2016 has not been a pretty one, to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Coca-Cola Reveals Special Wrestlecrap-Edition Cans For Christmas

12 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 08:00
Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise move, Coca-Cola will be releasing new specialty cans next year featuring the names and images of terrible professional wrestling gimmicks and angles. Coca-Cola Chairman and CEO Muhtar Kent explained the sudden and inexplicable change to the soda company’s traditional winter and Santa Claus-themed cans. “My flight had a layover this morning at the Indianapolis Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rock Jr. isn’t cooking much judging by his physique.

4 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 03:31
Oh look, it’s some indy geek doing a terrible impersonation of The Rock! He sort of does look like The Rock… if The Rock lived in a Third World Country, was starving, and suddenly lost all of his muscle mass. “Please, just $.75 a day can give The Rock a nourishing meal and the education he so desperately needs!”. Sadly Continue Reading...
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The Further Adventures of El Santa Claus: The Battle With Pitch Was Just the Beginning!

11 Submitted by on Sat, 24 December 2016, 08:12
Short Films, Late 1950’s/Early 1960’s Text by RD Reynolds It feels so weird to think that this induction I am penning tonight is the last new one to ever be featured on what is soon to be the old version of WrestleCrap.com. But in many ways, it is only appropriate that we end it this way. After all, I’m pretty sure Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!

10 Submitted by on Sat, 24 December 2016, 08:02
Movie, 2005  Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 264!!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 23:04
Christmas time is here!  Like literally, by the time we post this, it will be Christmas Day if I don’t type faster.  RD and Blade have all kinds of fun and you will too by listening right now!  Like before it’s December 26th! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Babes in Toyland – Georgy Porgie Puddin’ Pie, Shows RD His Cameltoe and Makes Him Cry

11 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 08:45
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1986 Special Note from RD: This is yet another trek down memory lane, as I take a look at one of the worst holiday movies ever made. This has nothing to do with wrestling, but in the spirit of the season, I thought it might be fun to cover. If you just want wrestling, hit the back Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Macho Man creates havoc and shills a meat snack at the same time!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 23 December 2016, 02:00
In this bunch of awesome 80’s and 90’s commercials (just one in a continuing series), The Nostalgia Critic features a montage of commercials for Slim Jims featuring (who else?) The Macho Man Randy Savage! ArtThouBored.com! I bet that URL… might possibly be taken because it’s so cool and I can’t be the first one to think of using it. Man, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny – Featuring More Songs and Soiled Pants Than Any Christmas Film Rightfully Should

18 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 20:00
Film, 1972 It’s late December, so you know what that means!  Time for yours truly to get away from the horribleness pro wrestling provides and jump headfirst into the horribleness Christmas movies can sometimes provide instead!  If you’re only here for true WrestleCrap, you can bypass this induction, but be warned, these are generally some of the most popular articles Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Just $14.95!

71 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: A Johnny Damon Christmas: Yankee, Go Home!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 08:45
WWE, 2009 Text by Art0Donnell & RD Reynolds Check out Art0Donnell’s Facebook Page Here and his Blog, “How Much Does This Guy Weigh?” Here! Holiday episodes of wrestling have never must-see television. Knowing that most fans will be spending time with family rather than watching the boob tube, but unwilling to just show re-runs like normal TV programs, wrestling writers typically phone it in around Thanksgiving Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Workshop Street Fight: On Don West’s Christmas Wish List: SPANK ACTION!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 21 December 2016, 20:06
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Over the years, at times, I’ve felt as though I’m running out of material on this here site. Generally when I feel that way, I then get a flood of requests for things I either a) never saw; b) don’t remember; or more often c) saw, thought “Man that was atrocious and I never ever Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan hypes….NARCISSUS

4 Submitted by on Tue, 20 December 2016, 18:28
Crapper Drew Bladd writes: I remember Bobby Heenan hyping the debut of Narcissus in the weeks leading up to the 1993 Royal Rumble but I’ve only recently read that the original name for the Lex Luger played character was “Narcissus.” Perhaps someone convinced McMahon that Lex Luger was already a well known wrestler. But, then again, perhaps somebody realized what Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Bounty – Because When You Think Christmas (And Bounty Hunting), You Think THE MIZ

40 Submitted by on Tue, 20 December 2016, 08:45
WWE Studios, 2013 The image above is unlike any I’ve ever led an induction with, but I think it may be the most appropriate ever. If not “appropriate”, it is the most personal.  What you see in this photograph is my living room.  That’s my crusty old Mitsubishi rear projection that is what the Reynolds family watches every night.  No, we’ve never Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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