WWE’s most ingenious marketing ploy:

“Jeff Hardy nearly died, and you’re complaining that HHH-Kozlov wasn’t any good? How dare you!”

New induction!

Mark your calendars because Rusev Day is coming!

It’s time to celebrate with a brand-new Headlie!

You thought No Holds Barred was bad?

The WWF hype train for it was even worse!

NEW INDUCTION!

Bray Wyatt is attempting to do the impossible: return Halloween items after Halloween!

Run, don’t spider-walk, to Headlies to find out how it goes!

It’s the most beloved Halloween tradition since tainted candy bars!

The Trick or Street Fight – inducted!

Halloween is here…and so is WrestleCrap Radio!

You’ve been warned!

Vince McMahon is throwing a Halloween party and all your favorite Superstars are invited.

Read all about this haunting event in Headlies!

The only TLC Roman Reigns experienced was some Tender Loving Care from Mr. McMahon.

Open wide, stick out your tongue and say “Headlies!”

Just when you thought it was safe to update your podcasts…WrestleCrap Radio is back!

In time for Halloween,

it’s the angle so nonsensical, it’s scary!

The Greater Power: inducted at last!

Lance Storm is ready to cut a rug on Dancing With The Stars.

Strut on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Did you hear? WarGames is coming back!

Sure hope it’s better than the last one…

WarGames 2000…inducted!

Before Stacy Keibler…

…before Lita…

…there was Terri Runnels.

New induction!

 

A tribute to the greatest entertainer I’ve ever known.

Thank you, Bobby Heenan, for all the joy you brought me.

What does Vince McMahon have in store for Kevin Owens after the “Headbutt Heard ‘Round The World”?

Lawyer up and read all about it in Headlies!

Heroes in a 1/2-Star Rated match!

The Toxic Turtles arrive at Wrestlecrap in a brand new induction!

Live from New Japan’s G1 Tournament…Nailz vs. El Gigante!

And it’s every bit as horrible as you’d expect!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Vince McMahon Tells James Ellworth "Keep Your Chin Up, Pal!"
  • Diddy Changes His Name To "The Hip Hop Hippo"
  • Winner Of Jericho vs Omega To Face Fandango At Wrestlemania
  • Braun Strowman To Team With Oscar The Grouch At Survivor Series
  • WWE Signs Rockstar Spud, Renames Him "Grand Masta Potato"
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

68 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Firebreaker Chip Issues Open Challenge To Randy Orton

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 March 2017, 08:00
WCW Special Forces – Former WCW star Firebreaker Chip issued an open challenge to WWE Superstar Randy Orton following Orton’s burning down of Bray Wyatt’s compound. “Mr. Orton has shown a complete disregard for fire safety,” said Chip. “We try to teach these kids from a young age that playing with matches is dangerous. Sure, the audience might cheer for Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWA Revolution – This Revolution was televised, unfortunately

30 Submitted by on Thu, 02 March 2017, 20:00
WWA, 2002 In the months following the collapse of WCW and ECW, Australian rock promoter Andrew McManus put together a new would-be major league called World Wrestling All-Stars, complete with its own pay-per-view, titled Inception. Unfortunately, by the time this bush-league effort made it to the US airwaves, it was already more than two months old. If the WWA were Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Gold Boat!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 01 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: This latest bit of insanity from the Hardys would be Wrestlecrap worthy in all of it’s bizarre glory. However there’s a pretty inside joke there. The “Gold Boat” is a reference to a fairly famous rant by Wrestling Observer Radio Host (and Death of WCW co-author) Bryan Alvarez burring TNA on an edition of the Bryan Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 February 2017, 08:00
Stanford, CT – WWE now has a clear picture of what the main storyline into Wrestlemania thanks to an impromptu battle royale among the writing staff. The violent melee took place following the Raw writing crew’s weekly meeting. After rapping up the plans for this evening’s Monday Night Raw, WWE CEO Vince McMahon addressed his writers. “Now is the time for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mad About Macho Man!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 24 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: I’m not really familiar with the show, so I have no idea who’s in the gorilla suit or why, but Savage is never boring! Wow… I’ve never seen the show either so I’m lost here, too… But yeah, Randy is always great on these things!...
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INDUCTION: All American Wrestling, Episode 1 – AKA, The Bob Backlund Burial Hour

30 Submitted by on Thu, 23 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1983 Not sure I’ve ever truly written about my love for the WWE Network here at WrestleCrap, so if I haven’t, it’s overdue.  Offering this much content for a measly $10 a month may be the greatest gift anyone has ever given to us die hard wrestling fans.  Want to see the the Gobbledy Gooker crack out of that egg? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Play Nintendo Wrestlemania in a whole new and terrifying way!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 22 February 2017, 02:00
If you play Wrestlemania on the NES with the Acclaim Wireless Remote Controller then a wrestler will reach right out of your TV screen and try to kill you! Wow! It really puts me in the game… …a really, really bad game. Notice that in the game footage we see in the commercial it’s a two-player game being played but Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Tries To Win Back Chris Jericho

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 February 2017, 08:00
Tampa, FL – WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens made a very public apology to his former partner Chris Jericho yesterday morning outside of Jericho’s home. Armed with a boom box, Owens stood next to his car and blasted Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” to get Jericho’s attention. “Go away, Kevin!” shouted Jericho while peeking out of his curtains. “Chris, I’m Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Caged Heat breaks out in WOW!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 17 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: After being gone for nearly 14 years David McClane’s oddball women’s wrestling promotion WOW is back! Anyway for oldtime sake here’s a music video from the old syndicated show featuring the Women’s in Prison tag team Caged Heat. Given that the original WoW had gimmicks based off Xena, Baywatch, and even James Bond the only explanation Continue Reading...
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Induction: Cooking for the Single Man – Hibachi-Mania

27 Submitted by on Thu, 16 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 In the 1990s, the WWF put out a VHS tape called, “Smack’em Whack’em”. I know what you’re thinking: “Art, didn’t you already write up that softcore Sable tape?” But in fact, this tape came out in 1993 and featured the WWF’s first-ever ladder match, Bret Hart’s first-ever world title win, and, curiously, a series of special segments interspersed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ace reporter Shawn Michaels has found a thrilling subject to report on!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 15 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Jake “Rough” Waters* writes: I don’t know if you’ve seen this but apparently during Shawn Michaels’s four year retirement he was a guest sports correspondent for a local TV news station. I thought this might be a worthy entry. Wow! Shawn actually managed to make this kind of interesting and entertaining. Go Shawn! *Okay, I made that nickname up....
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Elimination Chamber Converted Into School Playground

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 08:00
Mesa, AZ – Following the events of last night’s events, WWE has decided to donate and convert the elimination chamber into a playground for needy children. WWE’s ring crew quickly broke down the Elimination Chamber and loaded it piece by piece into their trucks, making the short drive from Phoenix to Mesa to deliver it. “Eh, we barely use the Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 02:00
WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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Matt loves The Yeti!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 00:30
Friend of WrestleCrap Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula loves wrestling. More specially, he loves The Yeti! And so do we of course! So go check out Matt’s new blog post about The Yeti.  It’s a  loving tribute to our favorite wrestling mummy who emerged from a giant block of ice....
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

61 Submitted by on Sun, 12 February 2017, 02:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 08:00
Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scotty The Body hits the indies with his awesome theme music!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Will Fluker writes: Scott Levy as Scotty Flaming when he was in the Dimaond Exchange, dancing to Dino- I Like as his entrance song: I love this gimmick so much! I love everything about it from his outfit, to his dancing, to his radical  theme song! I seriously like Scotty Flamingo/Scotty The Body way better than Raven. But he’s Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Rebel vs. Shelly Martinez – You Guys Didn’t Vote For It…But I Sure Did!

49 Submitted by on Thu, 09 February 2017, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2016 Spoiler alert: I didn’t vote for WrestleMania 32 in the 2016 Gooker Award poll. Also, do I need to do a “spoiler alert” disclaimer when it’s something that is already past?  I suppose not. In hindsight, I can’t blame anyone for voting for Mania 32 as the worst thing they’d seen in 2016.  Try as I might in Continue Reading...
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