The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

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  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
  • "Good Storylines That Make Sense And Bring In New Viewers" Goes Undrafted
  • Heath Slater Drafted to Wendy's
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Silent Night Bloody Night – Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely is Your Barbed Wire

8 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2015, 19:12
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Confession time here at the Crap.  Last year during the Gooker Award voting, I was concerned. No, more than that, I was scared, mortified, almost, at what appeared to be an inevitability: a TNA angle was going to win WrestleCrap’s biggest (and by biggest I do mean ‘only’) award. The storyline was the Robert Roode-Traci Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Fink loves the new, weird Undertaker figure!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 18 December 2015, 13:26
Howard Finked talks about the new Mattel Undertaker Defining Moments action figure (buy it through this link and help support the site, Crappers!) and I have some random thoughts: Fink could read the phone book and sound awesome doing it. I can’t believe they’re celebrating 25 years of The Undertaker by releasing a figure commemorating how he looked in a very forgettable, heatless Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Back to the Future Christmas – Great Scott! This Show Sucks!

23 Submitted by on Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:00
Cartoon, 1992 Note from RD: It’s that time of year again – CHRISTMAS!  As is the tradition around these parts, my last induction of the year prior to Christmas is always a non-wrestling one that focuses on a terrible Christmas movie or TV special.  Take a break from awful wrestling with an awful yule log instead! As I write this, I am Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bryan & Vinny recap TNA’s Silent Night, Bloody Night match!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 17 December 2015, 15:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Gather around and grab some cocoa as Bryan Alvarez and Vince Verhie discuss the infamous TNA Christmas show from 2007. Specifically the “Silent Night: Deadly Night” match featuring a tree made of barbed wire! A new holiday classic! I love Bryan’s recap of this match so much! Is it any wonder why R.D inducted this? What Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO Hotline is expensive- Jeff Katz has to eat too, you know!

13 Submitted by on Wed, 16 December 2015, 02:00
From The WCW Worldwide blog comes this 1997 ad for the NWO Hotline! And it only costs $1.59 a minute! Not $1.59 for the first minute and $.99 for each additional minute- just $1.59 a minute, period! If I may quote Bryan Alvarez- “No buys!”. Thanks to the stupid font I read that one name as “The Homad” instead of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TLC Inspires Fandango To Change His Character

6 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 08:00
Boston, MA – Following the events of last night’s TLC, WWE Superstar Fandango has decided that he should change his character from a dancer to a table. Fandango, whose popularity peaked at the Raw after Wrestlemania 29, has fallen out of favor with the fans and has languished at the bottom of the card. Watching the TLC pay-per-view at home Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bushwhackers Hongi shirt from 1994

12 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Believe it or don’t – I bought this shirt back 1994 or 1995. And somewhere in a box in my mother’s attic photographs exist of me wearing this while standing beside Savio Vega and Jimmy Del Ray. What kid… Any age… Any year… Buys a Bushwackers shirt over any other wrestler on the roster? Someone who Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Classy Hulk Hogan photo clock

10 Submitted by on Sun, 13 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Alexander Slocum writes: Hey guys I love the site and thought you would appreciate this. I work at a small computer shop and a co-worker who knows that I’m a wrestling fan left this on my workbench. His gf’s father buys contents of abandoned storage space like on Storage Wars. He was assisting him with inventory and discovered this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Destination America Sends Bryan Alvarez to…

5 Submitted by on Sat, 12 December 2015, 13:44
Crapper Paul S. writes: The days of TNA’s Run on Destination America waning. While the TNA/Destination America partnership has failed to make an Impact it did provide one of the funniest moments of Bryan and Vinny Show history in which “Death of WCW” co-author Bryan Alvarez asks Destination America a simple question and gets an unexpected answer. Cap’n O.G Readmore Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF bookmarks courtesy of Coliseum Video

4 Submitted by on Sat, 12 December 2015, 02:00
When you’re reading the new The Death Of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition, at some point you’re going to have to stop reading to eat, or sleep, or perhaps go to the bathroom. You can use these handy WWF bookmarks from Coliseum Video featuring Lex Luger, Razor Ramon, and The Undertaker to mark your place in the book so you don’t Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A classic WCW moment immortalized on a piece of art

6 Submitted by on Fri, 11 December 2015, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Corti writes: An artist was showing off some of his Malcolm X paintings on his facebook. However, take a look over his shoulder at something else more of interest to wrestlecrappers. Left to right, it is the entire cast of the “Hulk Hogan, we;re com in for you nigga” moment. So, L-R, Stevie Ray, Gene, Sherri, Booker T. I love it! Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kevin Federline vs. John Cena – Platinum-selling rapper vs. K-Fed

36 Submitted by on Thu, 10 December 2015, 20:03
WWE, 2006 It’s rare for WWE to recruit a mainstream celebrity so reviled that the general public thinks the wrestling organization is lowering its standards by associating itself with such riff-raff. Prepare to take a trip back to the alien world of 2006, when John Cena was still cheered by some adult males, and being married to Britney Spears entitled Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars cereal (with free flip book!).

14 Submitted by on Wed, 09 December 2015, 02:00
I found this article on WWF Superstars cereal. Ralston’s cereals were always pretty good (Remember their Batman cereal?). The WWF Superstars cereal box helpfully says: SPOONSIZE SUPERSTARS HINT OF VANILLA. ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. SWEET, BUT NO PUSHOVER. Wait a minute… “Sweet, but no pushover”? I get the cute wrestling wordplay, but I don’t even understand what that’s supposed to mean in relation to Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Declining WWE Ratings Tied To Lack Of Mike Adamle

12 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2015, 08:00
Hartford, CT – After several months, $2.3 million spent on research, and countless work-hours, WWE has discovered that their currently decline in ratings can be directly tied to the lack of Mike Adamle on their shows. Adamle, who once served as an interview, announcer and as Raw GM, was let go by the company in 2008. The ramifications of that firing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wacky Wrestling cards are unlike anything you’ve ever seen…

4 Submitted by on Sun, 06 December 2015, 02:00
I found a set of Wacky Wrestling trading cards on this Wrestling Card Collecting website and they are pretty interesting to say the least! They’re unlicensed cards made by Topps (yes, them) and released in Ireland in 1993. They feature pictures taken at WWF and WCW house shows over several years with funny cartoon speech bubbles added. Nowhere on the cards Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

5 Submitted by on Sat, 05 December 2015, 10:00
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Christmas Bounty – Because When You Think Christmas (And Bounty Hunting), You Think THE MIZ

36 Submitted by on Thu, 03 December 2015, 20:00
WWE Studios, 2013 The image above is unlike any I’ve ever led an induction with, but I think it may be the most appropriate ever. If not “appropriate”, it is the most personal.  What you see in this photograph is my living room.  That’s my crusty old Mitsubishi rear projection that is what the Reynolds family watches every night.  No, we’ve never Continue Reading...
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