NEW INDUCTION! Jerry Lawler Vs. Jake “The Snake” Roberts.

Apparently, Alcoholism is funny to some people.

~sigh~

How would you like a cake shaped like Hulk Hogan?

Now you can have it with this Hulk Hogan cake pan featured in an all new Someone Bought This!

One Crapper won a $25 Amazon gift card in the “Look At My Crap!” contest! Click to see who won and all the neat Crap you guys sent in!

Dixie Carter forgot to do something this past Sunday. Something very important.

But what was it?

Find out in a new Headlie!

Baloney, fudge, and mustard…this was horrible!

John Cena: This is Your Life!

New Induction!

Mike Awesome: Fat Chick Thriller!!!

NEW Induction!!!

(What, you expect a funny one liner here?  C’mon, he’s a dude who digs fat girls! What do you want me to say?)

 

Your old buddy and your old pal returns to talk the Death of WCW!

Join him on this dope 90′s podcast!  Boo ya!!!!

That’s 90′s talk, right?

Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu has been uncovered! Click on Hulk to read about all the delicious dishes he’s prepared for you in an all new Someone Bought This, brother!

Don’t shoot the messenger, but the rumor is this gimmick sucked!

Just Joe…finally inducted!

The Rock looked great on Monday night.

A little too  great.

See you in 30 days, Dwayne!

Find out what happened in a brand new Headlie!

How much would you pay for the power of the Hulk Hogan Thunder mixer? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

The Legendary Battle – Finally Inducted.

Sid Vicious vs. The Night Stalker!!

Join RD Reynolds as he recounts the fun!

RAW is moving to 5 hours!

Now one wrestling journalist is suffering from a “Minus Five Stars” mental breakdown.

Find out who in an all-new Headlie!

Break out the VCR!

The Divas are in Hedonism!

Classic Induction!

Crunch into some action with WWF Superstars cereal in an all new Someone Bought This (plus free flip book!).

Celebrate the new The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary with a call from Sid.  Actually, three of them – he can’t find the arena!

NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Steen is getting a makeover!

Will it be crappy?

Oui! Oui! Oui!

The Mega-Manics have a Mega-Crappy Megaphone in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mega!

What did this poor screen do to deserve destruction?

Destruction by sledgehammer, no less?

New induction!

Want to be the first to own the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition…and help a local charity?

Then click on RD to join the fun!

The most infuriating induction RD Reynolds has ever penned!

What else could it be but Eric Bischoff’s WWE debut?

Gets to clickin’!

The WWE Walkout.

Now Inducted.

What, you thought we’d forgotten about it?

It’s an interview with your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds!

Check out a killer hour as RD and host Josh Harris talk all things WrestleCrap!

Strip Poker featuring…BALLS MAHONEY?

Can a bunch of hot chicks save the day?

Classic Induction!

Steve Austin and…Steven Seagal????

Sounds like a New Induction to us, too.

Which WWE Legend and future Hall of Famer is helping out the Bella Twins?

 

Find out in an all-new Headlie!

Why is Arn Anderson covered in urine?

The answer is in our NEW Induction!

Click the yellow enforcer for all the deets!

 

Hulk Hogan can light up your life in an all new Someone Bought This!

Presented by The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition:

The WCW MYSTERY MAN is inducted!

R.D Reynolds remembers his good friend and WrestleCrap co-founder the late Merle Vincent Griggs.

The TNA DVD board game is interactive, cool, and… well okay, it’s interactive at least. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

Some call-ups from NXT have failed and it’s all your fault!

Find out why Triple H is blaming you in an all-new Headlie!

Well, this was a bad idea.

But makes for a good induction!

Steve Austin’s Heel Turn…INDUCTED!

Here Lies the WCW World Television Title.

Learn of its sad demise in a New Induction!

Click the headstone for more!

It’s a Sting rocket… blimp… hat… thing (?) and it’s an all new, all confusing Someone Bought This!

You’ve always wanted to play with Sable, and now you can with these handheld video games in an all new Someone Bought This!

A shocking discovery made at the WWE Warehouse!

How does it involve the former Tuesday Night Delight?

Click here to find out!

You’ve Seen Chyna Wrestle, Wait ’til You See Her Box!

See, because she’s fighting Joey Buttafuoco.

That was close.  New induction!

It’s a very 90′s edition of Someone Bought This featuring WWF Pogs!

Look at RD Reynolds, smiling.

That was BEFORE the Ice Bucket Challenge gone horribly wrong!

Click for all the details!

Achtung baby!

 

John Cena spricht Deutsch!

Klicken sie hier!

You’d Scream Too If You Knew Who Was Guest Starring on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch!

Hint: It’s Chyna.

 

New Induction!

WWF wrestlers + Hockey + Foosball = FUN!!! All this in a brand new Someone Bought This! GAME ON!

YAPAPI!!!!

The infamous Yapapi Indian Strap Match Is Here, JACK!!

New induction!!!

WrestleCrap meets SummerSlam!

Join RD Reynolds for running SummerSlam Commentary!

Hit his Facebook 8pm Sunday night.  Get in on the fun here!

The best thing WWE has done in YEARS!

The Retro SummerSlam Report!!

It Came from YouTube!

Eve Marie’s SummerSlam opponent has been announced and only WrestleCrap has the scoop! Read all about it in the latest Headlie!

The Reunion.  A John Cena Joint.

Any good?  Long odds.

NEW Induction!

Hey Yo! Buy your kids a novelty foam drug tool today, Chico! It’s the latest Someone Bought This!

You too can own a piece of the table that Bully Ray put Dixie through! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

TNA will be fine, sugar! Dixie has the solution and they’re coming soon to Impact Wrestling! Read all about it in a brand new Headlie!

Did the debut episode of Wrestling Challenge suck?

Beyond a shadow of a doubt!

New Induction!!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vinyl picture disc! HOOOOO! It’s an all new Someone Bought This, tough guy!

R.D Reynolds pays tribute to WrestleCrap’s good friend the late, great “Earthquake” John Tenta.

The Hulk Hogan Safety Target Set game is both safe, and a target game! And it’s our latest Someone Bought This, too!

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Someone Bought This: The Man They Call “Sunglasses”!

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Say Hello to “Sunglasses”. That’s his name! Well, I assume it is, since that’s the only thing approaching a proper name on the package. Actually, this is a weird bootleg of the Sabu figure from the ECW Toymakers line, packaged together with a pair of cheap sunglasses. At least you’ll have U.V protection as you wear your awesome shades on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars cereal (with free flip book!).

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I found this article on WWF Superstars cereal. Ralston’s cereals were always pretty good (Remember their Batman cereal?). The WWF Superstars cereal box helpfully says: SPOONSIZE SUPERSTARS HINT OF VANILLA. ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. SWEET, BUT NO PUSHOVER. Wait a minute… “Sweet, but no pushover”? I get the cute wrestling wordplay, but I don’t even understand what that’s supposed to mean in relation to Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Michelle McCool Loves Life: Happiness is Apparently a Pair of Shorts Jammed in Your Rectum. Who Knew?

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WWE, 2007 This may be a first. I’m not sure I’ve ever inducted something for the sheer reason of being nothing more than totally and completely pointless. What I am about to write about wasn’t neccessarily bad. It wasn’t offensive. It didn’t hurt business. It didn’t make me want to shove my fist through the screen. Those are generally the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

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Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?” Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mojo Rawley Celebrates The Fourth of July

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Alexandria, VA – Current NXT Superstar Mojo Rawley celebrated the 4th of July in his typical “hyped” fashion. Rawley awoke at dawn and immediately said both the Pledge of Allegiance and the Star-Spangled Banner while staring unblinkingly at himself in the mirror. Satisfied, Rawley had his usual breakfast of orange juice, Jolt Cola, 5-Hour Energy, raw coffee beans, 2 cinnamon Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90′s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Battle for the Letter T – Nitro Collides with Sesame Street!!

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WCW 2000 In the last 18 months or so of WCW’s existence, there wasn’t much to cheer about.  The company had become such a mess…man.  Despite the fact I’ve written a book about it (TWICE – pick up the new version here!), when I start writing an induction like this, even I, RD Reynolds, master of matter wrestling disasters, am Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lex Luger’s patriotic pillow!

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The latest episode of WWE Warehouse brings us four patriotic things, including a U.S flag themed throw pillow from Lex Luger’s Lex Express bus! We even get footage of Lex resting his weary America-loving head upon the pillow, catching a quick nap before he’s off to shake babies and kiss hands. Wait.. Strike that! Reverse it! Anyway, I’m with Joey- Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Jesse Ventura Story – Never Let the Truth Get In the Way of a Good Story

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Made for TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A patriotic WWF ice cream treat!

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  My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula (formerly of X-Entertainment) posted this collection of Popsicle stickers that go on ice cream trucks, including this one for WWF Ice Cream Bars! Since it’s both Summer, and near the Fourth Of July, I thought it would be quite appropriate that it happens to be All-American Lex Luger on the ice cream bar. Does Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Gambler

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Note from Blade: You can’t think about watching WCW Saturday Night in the 90′s without thoughts of this guy getting squashed on a weekly basis. You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away, know when to……get your ass kicked?!? Those aren’t exactly the lyrics Kenny Rogers crooned way back in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A very timely and topical Earl Hebner shirt from TNA

20 Submitted by on Mon, 30 June 2014, 02:00
I’m not going to rehash The Montreal Screwjob from the 1997 Survivor Series here, Crappers. You know the story by now. You also know that Earl Hebner was the referee who called for the timekeeper to ring the bell during the “screwing” as instructed by Vince McMahon. That happened in November of 1997. As of this writing it is now the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Park, Park & Park rally towel- it should be against the law not to own one!

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 Show your support for TNA’s most esteemed Attorney (and all around good guy) Joseph Park with this “Park, Park & Park” Rally Towel.  The Trolla Corporation (check them out on Twitter and Facebook) wouldn’t trust anyone else to defend them against all those pesky pending lawsuits that seem to crop up so often against their company…...
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Induction: Hunter Hearst Helmsley – Bow down to the king (or just curtsy)

33 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 19:30
WWF, 1995-1997 Believe it or not, there was a time when Triple H was under-appreciated in the WWF. The man born Paul Michael Levesque was brought into the Federation under an embarrassing gimmick like a common grappler and not the King of Kings. That’s because, before he was Vince’s Only Begotten Son-In-Law, he was just another solid worker jobbing to Continue Reading...
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