It’s a WrestleCrap Halloween Party!

John Cena! Stephanie McMahon! And yes, AL WILSON!

New Induction!

Can Hulk Hogan be sexy? Find out with this costume in an all new Someone Bought This!

Well this is no good – an Adam Rose fan is in the Emergency Room.

Find out why in an all-new Headlies!

NEW INDUCTION! Jerry Lawler Vs. Jake “The Snake” Roberts.

Apparently, Alcoholism is funny to some people.

~sigh~

How would you like a cake shaped like Hulk Hogan?

Now you can have it with this Hulk Hogan cake pan featured in an all new Someone Bought This!

One Crapper won a $25 Amazon gift card in the “Look At My Crap!” contest! Click to see who won and all the neat Crap you guys sent in!

Dixie Carter forgot to do something this past Sunday. Something very important.

But what was it?

Find out in a new Headlie!

Baloney, fudge, and mustard…this was horrible!

John Cena: This is Your Life!

New Induction!

Mike Awesome: Fat Chick Thriller!!!

NEW Induction!!!

(What, you expect a funny one liner here?  C’mon, he’s a dude who digs fat girls! What do you want me to say?)

 

Your old buddy and your old pal returns to talk the Death of WCW!

Join him on this dope 90’s podcast!  Boo ya!!!!

That’s 90’s talk, right?

Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania menu has been uncovered! Click on Hulk to read about all the delicious dishes he’s prepared for you in an all new Someone Bought This, brother!

Don’t shoot the messenger, but the rumor is this gimmick sucked!

Just Joe…finally inducted!

The Rock looked great on Monday night.

A little too  great.

See you in 30 days, Dwayne!

Find out what happened in a brand new Headlie!

How much would you pay for the power of the Hulk Hogan Thunder mixer? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

The Legendary Battle – Finally Inducted.

Sid Vicious vs. The Night Stalker!!

Join RD Reynolds as he recounts the fun!

RAW is moving to 5 hours!

Now one wrestling journalist is suffering from a “Minus Five Stars” mental breakdown.

Find out who in an all-new Headlie!

Break out the VCR!

The Divas are in Hedonism!

Classic Induction!

Crunch into some action with WWF Superstars cereal in an all new Someone Bought This (plus free flip book!).

Celebrate the new The Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary with a call from Sid.  Actually, three of them – he can’t find the arena!

NEW INDUCTION!

Kevin Steen is getting a makeover!

Will it be crappy?

Oui! Oui! Oui!

The Mega-Manics have a Mega-Crappy Megaphone in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mega!

What did this poor screen do to deserve destruction?

Destruction by sledgehammer, no less?

New induction!

  • Leaked WWE Network Subscriber Number: 12
  • TNA TV Announcement Coming Real Soon. Really. Not Joking. Any Day Now.
  • WWE Network Now Running Ads for WWE Network on WWE Network
  • Tiger Chung Lee vs. Cheex to Headline Tonight's Bound for Glory
  • TNA Attempts to Sign CM Punk with Promise of New iPhone 6 (As Long As He Signs 2 Year Verizon Deal)
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: TNA baby bibs for boys and girls feature lowered expectations from parents

15 Submitted by on Sat, 12 July 2014, 02:00
TNA is selling bibs for boys that say “Future World Champ” and for girls that say “Future Knockout”. Aren’t parents supposed to aspire for their kids to do things they can be proud of?! What kind of terrible father watches TNA Impact and thinks “Yes, I want my sweet little baby girl to grow up and wear skimpy clothing and wrestle terrible matches for Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Bleeps, Bloopers, and Bodyslams – You’ll Laugh! You’ll Cry! Well, You’ll Cry for Sure…

28 Submitted by on Fri, 11 July 2014, 15:00
WWF Video Tape, 1994 As much as I’ve bitched about WWE recently, I have to give their video department a heck of a lot of credit. Think about it – how many ***** DVDs has this company released in the past couple of years? We’ve been graced by awesome DVD sets that have covered the careers of Shawn Michaels, Mick Continue Reading...
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Headlies: CM Punk Drops Surprise ‘Pipe Bomb’ During Money In The Bank

7 Submitted by on Fri, 11 July 2014, 08:00
Rosemont, IL – To the surprise of the wrestling world, CM Punk made an unexpected appearance two weeks ago, dropping a “pipe bomb” promo during the Money In The Bank pay-per-view special event. Punk, who abruptly left the WWE in January, was greeted by deafening chants of “CM Punk” by the crowd as he sat and looked straight ahead. He Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Celebrate Free Slurpee Day with this Hulk Hogan Mustache Slurpee Straw

4 Submitted by on Fri, 11 July 2014, 02:00
Crapper Matthew Hunt sent this in to the WrestleCrap Facebook page and writes: Whatcha gonna do when this Hulk Hogan Slurpee straw runs wild on you? Someone (me) bought this. Yes Crappers, it’s July 11th, or 7-11 which means it’s Free Slurpee Day at your local 7-Eleven convenience store! Go get your free Slurpee TODAY! You can really taste the chutney! Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

45 Submitted by on Thu, 10 July 2014, 19:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Ric Flair recognized as 21-time world champion

6 Submitted by on Wed, 09 July 2014, 21:57
Ever since John Cena began his 15th world title reign after winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at June 29th’s Money in the Bank pay-per-view, the wrestling world has been abuzz with speculation that The Champ will surpass Ric Flair’s record in short order. Fortunately, traditionalists have no reason to fear Cena breaking Flair’s long-standing record of 16 world title Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Man They Call “Sunglasses”!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 08 July 2014, 02:00
Say Hello to “Sunglasses”. That’s his name! Well, I assume it is, since that’s the only thing approaching a proper name on the package. Actually, this is a weird bootleg of the Sabu figure from the ECW Toymakers line, packaged together with a pair of cheap sunglasses. At least you’ll have U.V protection as you wear your awesome shades on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars cereal (with free flip book!).

11 Submitted by on Mon, 07 July 2014, 02:00
I found this article on WWF Superstars cereal. Ralston’s cereals were always pretty good (Remember their Batman cereal?). The WWF Superstars cereal box helpfully says: SPOONSIZE SUPERSTARS HINT OF VANILLA. ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED. SWEET, BUT NO PUSHOVER. Wait a minute… “Sweet, but no pushover”? I get the cute wrestling wordplay, but I don’t even understand what that’s supposed to mean in relation to Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Michelle McCool Loves Life: Happiness is Apparently a Pair of Shorts Jammed in Your Rectum. Who Knew?

27 Submitted by on Sun, 06 July 2014, 15:00
WWE, 2007 This may be a first. I’m not sure I’ve ever inducted something for the sheer reason of being nothing more than totally and completely pointless. What I am about to write about wasn’t neccessarily bad. It wasn’t offensive. It didn’t hurt business. It didn’t make me want to shove my fist through the screen. Those are generally the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: One Ugly Lex Luger Shirt

17 Submitted by on Fri, 04 July 2014, 15:00
Fellow Crapper Billie K writes: “I actually owned this shirt. Does that make me the biggest dork on the planet?” Blade Braxton : While I would never knock a fellow Crapper, I gotta say if the “fashion police” really existed in real life, I’m sure anybody caught wearing this Lex Express-era t-shirt in public would imediately be thrown in front of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mojo Rawley Celebrates The Fourth of July

3 Submitted by on Fri, 04 July 2014, 08:00
Alexandria, VA – Current NXT Superstar Mojo Rawley celebrated the 4th of July in his typical “hyped” fashion. Rawley awoke at dawn and immediately said both the Pledge of Allegiance and the Star-Spangled Banner while staring unblinkingly at himself in the mirror. Satisfied, Rawley had his usual breakfast of orange juice, Jolt Cola, 5-Hour Energy, raw coffee beans, 2 cinnamon Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 04 July 2014, 02:00
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90’s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Battle for the Letter T – Nitro Collides with Sesame Street!!

54 Submitted by on Thu, 03 July 2014, 19:00
WCW 2000 In the last 18 months or so of WCW’s existence, there wasn’t much to cheer about.  The company had become such a mess…man.  Despite the fact I’ve written a book about it (TWICE – pick up the new version here!), when I start writing an induction like this, even I, RD Reynolds, master of matter wrestling disasters, am Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Lex Luger’s patriotic pillow!

17 Submitted by on Thu, 03 July 2014, 02:00
The latest episode of WWE Warehouse brings us four patriotic things, including a U.S flag themed throw pillow from Lex Luger’s Lex Express bus! We even get footage of Lex resting his weary America-loving head upon the pillow, catching a quick nap before he’s off to shake babies and kiss hands. Wait.. Strike that! Reverse it! Anyway, I’m with Joey- Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Jesse Ventura Story – Never Let the Truth Get In the Way of a Good Story

12 Submitted by on Wed, 02 July 2014, 10:00
Made for TV Movie, 1999 Of all the shocking events that have transpired in wrestling over the past few years, none have grabbed the mainstream media’s attention like Jesse Ventura’s rise in politics. Obviously with good reason – while us smarks like to get all worked up about the closing of WCW or the various deaths that have been associated Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A patriotic WWF ice cream treat!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 02 July 2014, 02:00
  My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula (formerly of X-Entertainment) posted this collection of Popsicle stickers that go on ice cream trucks, including this one for WWF Ice Cream Bars! Since it’s both Summer, and near the Fourth Of July, I thought it would be quite appropriate that it happens to be All-American Lex Luger on the ice cream bar. Does Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Gambler

7 Submitted by on Tue, 01 July 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: You can’t think about watching WCW Saturday Night in the 90’s without thoughts of this guy getting squashed on a weekly basis. You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away, know when to……get your ass kicked?!? Those aren’t exactly the lyrics Kenny Rogers crooned way back in Continue Reading...
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