Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Surprise! Sheamus is back…again.

You can set your watch to it in a new Headlie!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

The votes have been tallied…and shenanigans are afoot!

You think you know who won the Gooker?  Trust us, you don’t!

Click the bird to find out why!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Gooker Voting Starts January 5…do your homework by checking out Justin Henry’s Top 50 worst moments here!

Crappy New Year!

Watch as 1997 Goes Straight Down the Crapper…and Even Stone Cold Steve Austin Can’t Save It!

New Induction!

It’s time to go to war (bonnet), brother!

Hulk Hogan’s Goofy Hat Explained in a New Someone Bought This!

You won’t BEE-lieve how cool this Killer Bees shirt is! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year for Ryback.

Find out what the Big Guy did for Christmas in Headlies!

A double dose of the greatest Christmas movie ever made…in Mexico!

El Santa Claus is back!

It’s the Christmas and Black Friday Edition of RD & Blade Radio!

Or if you prefer, the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” Ep!

Merry Christmas, kids!

Bill Goldberg Is Santa Claus!  And He’s Evil!

Wait, isn’t he Jewish?

Whatever.  Our classic Christmas caravan continues!

Kevin Owens is sad.

Cry Owens Cry!

Find out why in a new Headlie!

A movie so terrible WWE Studios had to remake it!

And we’re inducting both of them!

Jingle All the Way…if you dare!

Because you asked for it…it’s back!

The Christmas Induction Classic…The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Like Pac-Man? How about Santa Claus?

You’ll hate them both after reading this classic induction!

The time is nearly here for TNA to invade Destination America!

Get the latest scoopz here at WrestleCrap.com!

Think last week’s Slammys kinda sucked?

Then journey back to 1997…Todd Pettengill awaits!

NEW INDUCTION!

How can you make cookies even better? With the WWF cookie cutters! They’re the all new Someone Bought This!

Buff Bagwell is greased up and ready to go!

Remember Skinemax? If so, this induction is for you!

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds in Piper’s Pit!

Not a joke, not a gag – it’s true!

Click to listen!

CYBER MANIA!!!

$9.99 Archives! $10 for TWO Books Shipped! Death of WCW Signed and Shipped $17!

Click away and help support the site!

It’s the biggest return in wrestling history!

ICP is back in WWE in an all-new Headlie!

RD & Blade Celebrate NINE YEARS of podcasting together!

From WrestleCrap Radio’s Humble Beginnings, we arrive here.  And trust us, you NEED to listen!

The Godfather’s shirt is edgy… and stupid. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

A WWF Thanksgiving Tradition is Inducted: The Karate Fighters Tournaments!

RD and Art join forces for their first ever joint induction!

Rusev has his eyes set on the Great White North’s greatest championship!

 

Read all about it in Headlies!

Kurt Angle and…Jenna Morasca???!!!!

Yes, it’s End Game…and it’s our Newest Induction!

Notice anything different about Summer Rae?

No one else does.

Read all about it in a new Headlie!

The bird is the word for Crush (“jailbird”, that is!) in an all new induction!

Vince Russo interviews RD Reynolds…and yes, it’s all about the Death of WCW.

Be forewarned…it’s an absolute BLOOD BATH.

Click to listen!

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INDUCTION: The Night Stalker vs. Sid Vicious – We’ve Not Inducted This? Really??

30 Submitted by on Mon, 06 October 2014, 20:00
WCW, 1991 On the road, traveling for work, but I’m not sweating it.  A long, 8-hour flight will provide me plenty of time to go back through the Nitro and Thunder archives for the next target of my poison pen.  I know the dates this mishap took place, and through I’ll have to tear through about 2 months of those shows, I am Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Brian Christopher’s new hip-hop album “Bringin’ Sexay Back”!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 06 October 2014, 11:42
Okay, Crappers,  I’m just going to copy what I saw on Lords Of Pain for you all to marvel over: Former WWE Superstar Brian Christopher, son of Jerry Lawler, has a new hip-hop CD out on iTunes. “Bringin’ Sexay Back” is also available on Amazon and Spotify. A press release described the CD like this: “This CD consists of several hilarious Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Steve Austin interactive figure is computer-powered!

15 Submitted by on Mon, 06 October 2014, 02:00
This WWF Stone Cold Steve Austin interactive electronic figure was produced by Jakks Pacific in 1999. Here’s the official product description and system requirements: Steve Austin, the finger-pointing WWF mascot, can now be directly plugged into your computer. Fans can download his rants and wrestling sound effects right off the Internet. Using the enclosed CD-ROM and secret password, players access Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fruit Juice carton with Hulk Hogan action shot!

14 Submitted by on Sun, 05 October 2014, 02:00
Check out this vintage WWF Fruit Juice drink carton from 1991.  “10% Real Fruit Juice”? What’s the other 90% of it?! Hmm… Kudos to the people who made this stuff for not using artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives, I suppose. Ooo, there’s an Action Cut-Out on the back? I can’t wait to see what it is! Let’s check it out… Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: Lanny Poffo Shills the Gazelle

11 Submitted by on Fri, 03 October 2014, 15:00
Thought for sure we had this up here at one point, but according to fellow Crapper Paul THAT AIN’T THE CASE! Perhaps I just remembered that it came in Number One on The Four Greatest Items Wrestlers Have Ever Attempted to Pawn Off on Fans – Via the INFOMERCIAL in the WrestleCrap Book of Lists! (posted in full beneath the video), available rightchere for your Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raw Extended to 5 Hours, Bryan Alvarez Institutionalized

10 Submitted by on Fri, 03 October 2014, 08:00
Bothell, WA – In a press conference, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the surprise announcement that his company’s flagship show Monday Night Raw would be adding two extra hours. The extension will now see the program running from 8:00 PM EST to 1:00 AM EST. “This is a very exciting time,” said McMahon with a twinkle in his eye. “We’re Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Championship Belt Bag fanny packs are the ultimate fashion accessory

11 Submitted by on Fri, 03 October 2014, 02:00
Ah, the early 90’s… Milli Vanilli topped the charts! A young rapscallion named Bart Simpson told American that he was “An underachiever… and proud of it, man! And along with Hula-Hoops, Fanny Packs were all the rage with the youths, as you can see with these WWF Championship Belt Bags. If I ever start a band, I’m totally calling it “Sturdy, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Break out your bongos and dig this commercial for WWE cologne and perfume!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 02 October 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean (who is a far-out hep cat for sure!) writes… I do not know if this has been featured yet but I randomly came across this commercial for the WWF Attitude cologne…dear god that was a thing? Beatniks doing poetry? Not the first thing I would think of when wanting to promote your cologne…especially in the Attitude Era. Hell, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan talking electric toothbrush set starts your day off right!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 01 October 2014, 02:00
I found this Hulk Hogan electric toothbrush set on Amazon and had to share… Not only because it looks cool, but also because it talks! Imagine waking up the morning and the first voice you hear is Hulk Hogan! And you thought only Hulk’s girlfriend got to experience that treat? No way! Plenty of 7 year old boys did, too. Wait, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE 2K15 goes retro with fan-made Sega Genesis WWF Raw parody video!

20 Submitted by on Tue, 30 September 2014, 11:33
Crapper Brendan Docherty (@BrendanDocherty) sent in this video that he made to WrestleCrap’s Twitter Feed (@WrestleCrap) of WWE 2K15 done like the old WWF Raw Sega Genesis/Super Nintendo game. That is amazing! You put such great details into the graphics! I would buy this game in a heartbeat! WWF Raw on the Super Nintendo was and still is one of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Steve Austin and his famous friends raise awareness about a very important issue

7 Submitted by on Tue, 30 September 2014, 02:00
Steve Austin, Alfonso Ribeiro, and Ralph Macchio band together to raise awareness about a very serious issue in this new commercial for Wendy’s new line of Bar-B-Que Pulled Pork sandwiches. And really, if you can’t trust The Rattlesnake, Daniel from The Karate Kid, and Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, then who can you trust?! #BBQ4Merica I wonder if Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sid Vicious, Lost in Louisiana – He Has Half the Sense of Direction You Do!

40 Submitted by on Mon, 29 September 2014, 21:00
WCW, 2000 Big news first: the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition is NOW AVAILABLE.  Not for pre-order; it’s shipping NOW.  I will also have a few autographed books available to ship directly from WrestleCrap HQ, which will be available sometime in the near future.  So check back if you are interested! I’ve kinda beat y’all over the head with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mega-Maniacs “megaphone” plastic cone

8 Submitted by on Sun, 28 September 2014, 02:00
In 1993 the WWF re-united Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake as a team and turned Jimmy Hart face to manage them. The team was known as The Mega-Maniacs and the only thing of note they did was feud with Money Inc. I believe this (so-called) “Megaphone” was the only piece of Mega-Maniacs merchandise the WWF produced. It’s really just Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tag Team Wrestling is the worst wrestling video game ever

11 Submitted by on Sat, 27 September 2014, 02:00
Joe Gagne reviews Tag Team Wrestling for the Nintendo NES. He’s absolutely right about everything. This is an awful game. Actually; since I never read the game manuals as a child; I never knew about that awkward menu system until I watched this review. I think I just randomly pressed buttons to try and make something interesting happen because I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Steen Repackaged As “Pierre Poutine”

3 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 08:00
Montreal, Quebec – In what has become an increasing tradition for popular independent wrestlers who go to NXT, Kevin Steen’s character has been repackaged as proud French-Canadian “Pierre Poutine” Steen, who first made a name for himself in independent promotions such as Pro Wrestling Guerilla, CZW, and Ring of Honor, originally hails from Quebec, something WWE officials quickly latched on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bill Watts hates flagrant violations!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Twenty Five years ago on September 26 of 1992, Bill Watts recinded his Over The Top DQ, a dumb rule mind you, and swapped it with this POS rule. Hey, what better way to get viewers interesting and excited about your product than to bog it down with a bunch of nonsensical and confusing rules that don’t Continue Reading...
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Induction: Triple H destroys the minitron – Directed by Michael Bay on acid

13 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2008 Sometimes here at Wrestlecrap, we think big. We’ve inducted three-hour pay-per-views, long-running characters, and even whole promotions in our illustrious history. On the flip side, we’ve inducted articles of clothing, individual matches, and even one 18-second bout that nonetheless yielded a 1850-word write-up. This induction falls into the latter category. Tonight, we look back at the night Triple Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Wrestling Spotlight has a unique pair of hosts…

4 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 02:00
Yes, straight out of the mid-80’s, it’s WWF’s D-Show “Wrestling Spotlight” hosted by Vince McMahon and … Wait… Could it be? OH YEAH! It’s The Lovely Miss Elizabeth(™) joining Vince to host an exciting hour of stale recaps and plugs! She isn’t much of a talker (she’s acting like Randy Savage is just off-stage glaring at her threatening to beat her Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Shadow

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 September 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: WrestleCrap legend, the late Pistol Pez Whatley, throws on the worst Parts Unknown outfit ever and gets pummeled on WCW Saturday Night. After all these years, I’ve learned one thing: wrestling needs more guys named “Pez.” Note from Blade: This Tuesday, one of Wrestlecrap’s most beloved wrestlers sadly passed away. “Pistol” Pez Whatley, age 54, finally succumbed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan sings in a weird Japanese Air Conditioner commercial

9 Submitted by on Tue, 23 September 2014, 02:00
Oh, this is a good one; Crappers! In this Japanese commercial we have Hulk Hogan who appears to be in heaven (?) wearing nothing but white shorts and a white bandana. He sings a happy little song about the days of the week (??) while we see a baby (???) and a woman talks about the Hitachi Bigflow air conditioner. At Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt is only slightly better than Jaws 3-D.

5 Submitted by on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes… This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying! Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?! It’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo reads a poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor.

4 Submitted by on Sun, 21 September 2014, 02:00
From the old WWF Tuesday Night Titans show in 1985; Hulk Hogan rambles on and on about his stupid sweat-stained weightlifting belt (much to Vince’s amusing disgust)… But forget that noise! What you really need to see is Lanny Poffo (yes, The Genius himself) reciting a really nice poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor. That right there Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Waffle House Championship Belt

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 15:00
Waffle House World Championship Belt RD Reynolds: “I’ve never been a mark for title belts, but once I saw this, I immediately put it on my Christmas list. I may come out of retirement, even if only once, just so I can cut a killer promo about how my opponent would be “covered, chunked, diced, peppered, smothered, topped, and scattered! Continue Reading...
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