Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
  • "Local Competitor" Already More Likeable Than Randy Orton
  • "Sew JBL's Mouth Shut" Petition Reaches 3.2 Million Signatures
  • Five-Year Old with MS Paint Wins "Create the New Raw Logo" Contest
All The Latest Crap!

HEADLIES: CM Punk Hoping to Fill The Rock’s Void by Coming Back as Overpaid Part-Timer

8 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 04:19
  CLEVELAND – Former WWE Champion CM Punk has informed Vince McMahon on Monday that he was walking away from the company, and Punk has since been written out of all foreseeable events. It has been learned that Punk is looking to come back for a “Dwayne Johnson type of deal” that would preclude him from performing at live events, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Witness the birth of The Oddities (no, not literally!)

10 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz write: Let’s see – The Jackyl (better known to ECW fans as Cyrus), Luna Vachon, John Tenta, Giant Silva, and two members of Howard Stern’s Wack Pack. What was WWE’s creative team on, and where can I get some? Oh, man… The only one of the bunch who could really wrestle was John, but you have to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mick Foley smashes a TV with a baseball bat!

9 Submitted by on Tue, 28 January 2014, 19:40
Mick Foley destroys a perfectly innocent, defenseless little TV in protest of Daniel Bryan not getting a decent push. He did this because.. um… because… Well, I guess he did it because he wanted to use the smarks’ OUTRAGE to try and get some attention for himself. I guess it worked since we’re featuring it right here…. on WrestleCrap.com!...
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It Came From YouTube: “With My Baby Tonight” “sung” by Jeff Jarrett (that’s J-A-Double-R…)

10 Submitted by on Tue, 28 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: I know the whole deal about the angle and it was Road Dogg who actually sang it, but what I’m really wondering is what happened to the release of “Ain’t I Great?” I want that album, dammit! 😉 Yeah! I still love this song. It’s really catchy! I bought the “Full Metal” album pretty much just for Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part III)

19 Submitted by on Mon, 27 January 2014, 21:49
Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part III) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Goldberg’s undefeated streak remained intact thanks to corporate protection, but thanks to bad booking, his star power dwindled. WCW honcho Eric Bischoff turned Goldberg heel, and did so by aligning him with a returning Sid Vicious. Crowds chanted for Sting Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sack Of Flour Jumps Ship And Joins WWE

25 Submitted by on Fri, 24 January 2014, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – In a stunning move harkening back to the cutthroat days of the “Monday Night Wars”, TNA’s most popular Knockout Sack Of Flour has left the company to join WWE. The surprise news was first broken by John Pollock on this week’s edition of Live Audio Wrestling. “I can’t reveal my sources, but I stand by them 100 Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred loves Mega Man X2 (plus a Sunny clip!)

12 Submitted by on Fri, 24 January 2014, 02:00
2:55 into this batch of commercials (yes, after an exciting Duke “The Dumpster” Droese squash) we get to hear part-time WrestleCrap Radio talent Lord Alfred Hayes shill for Mega Man X2 on the Super Nintendo! He sounds very excited about it! I bet Lord Alfred had a Super Nintendo. Can’t you just see him spending hours playing Super Mario World Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWE Wrestlers on Punk’d – So named because “Jackass” was already taken

28 Submitted by on Thu, 23 January 2014, 21:00
MTV, 2003-2007 MTV has been connected with wrestling for years, ever since the Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Connection of the mid-80s. Way back then, the WWF wanted to associate itself with music, while MTV wanted to associate itself with music. Flash forward to the 2000s, when WWE was under contract with MTV’s parent company Viacom, and the worlds of wrestling and Continue Reading...
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Get Your Royal Rumble Bingo Card!

33 Submitted by on Wed, 22 January 2014, 17:06
Wanna spice up this Sunday’s Royal Rumble match? Print this bad boy out, and tell us which line fills up first!   TO CREATE YOUR OWN CARD 1. Go to this site 2. Customize Title and Exclamation however you wish 3. Paste the following 40 phrases into the box: Surprise entrant: Jim Duggan SHIELD dissension CM Punk lasts 30 minutes Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Seahawks player cuts wrestling promo!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 17:49
Our own Justin Henry found this clip and writes: Last night in the NFC Championship Game, after the Seahawks eliminated the 49ers to advance to the Super Bowl, Seahawks corner Richard Sherman gave a fired-up interview with sideline reporter Erin Andrews, where he angrily dismissed 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree. The interview’s gone viral due to its over-the-top wrestling promo-like vibe, Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part II)

21 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 15:07
Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part II) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Goldberg’s title run and undefeated streak became protected by mandate of Turner Sports executives. Kevin Nash booked Goldberg very weakly, so as to diminish his marquee value. After a couple months of this, Turner Sports demanded Eric Bischoff return from “sabbatical” Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Returns to Action, Friday Night, February 7 for The Meme Event!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 January 2014, 14:39
  The city of Buffalo, NY will never be same after Friday night, February 7, with a special edition of The Meme Event! After what took at the 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, the top stars of WrestleCrap will be in action to settle ongoing grudges, and pave the road to WrestleCrapMania on Sunday, March 30! After Irwin R. Schyster’s victory Continue Reading...
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The Complete 2014 WrestleCrap Royal Rumble from Detroit, MI!

14 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 21:00
The WrestleCrap Royal Rumble, where 30 men battle to be the last man standing! Participants include: -Hyyyy-den-reich! -Bass-chun BOOG-er! -Ah-KEEM, the African Dream! -Pack-Man Jones! -The Gobb-ahl-dee Gooker! -I-zik Yankem Dee Dee Ess! -Mantaur! -That 70’s Guy! -The Ugandan Giant, KA-MA-LAAA! -Alleged Space Alien Black Scor-pee-un! -CHEE-TUMMMM! -Michael Cole! -“Pink Assassin” Blade BRAX-DUN! -The Artist! -SOOP-er Eric! -Santina Mahh-rella! -Max Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: See The Big Show’s poop problems for yourself!

1 Submitted by on Sun, 19 January 2014, 20:00
Crapper Preparation Triple H writes: I was recently looking back at some of the WrestleCrap Classic Inductions & re-read “Big Show’s Poop Problem”, which has to be my favorite induction because – as you put it – it literally is WrestleCrap. Anyway, I found YouTube video of that night’s excremental excitement: Hope you enjoy! Ah, yes! One of my favorite Continue Reading...
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