Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • RUMOR: Spin Doctors' Chris Barron To Join TNA Wrestling as a Senior Producer of Creative & Talent Development
  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
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Classic Induction: Big Show’s Poop Problem – Sometimes These Things Just Write Themselves

14 Submitted by on Fri, 31 May 2013, 09:15
WWE, 2003 There are times when working on this site just isn’t fun. Times when, as I look at the calendar, I realize that our new monthly deadline for new inductions is fast approaching, and I scramble to come up with ideas to present to you, my fellow Crappers. Times when, following a long day at my “real job”, I’d Continue Reading...
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Induction: Donald Trump buys Raw: Dropped almost as fast as WWE’s stock

47 Submitted by on Thu, 30 May 2013, 19:00
WWE, 2009 I have never understood Donald Trump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Vince McMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. McMahon once made Trish Stratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to demolish Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Stand Up for WWE’s propaganda). Or just watch us mock Vince. Whichever…

14 Submitted by on Thu, 30 May 2013, 00:00
In late 2010, Linda McMahon was running for the U.S Senate. She was attacked for WWE’s past business and ethical scandals, and especially for some of the controversial story lines they portrayed on-screen (IE: Objectifying women, Satanism, Attempted murder, and so on). Much of the controversial on-air material was from The Attitude Era which had taken place several years before. Linda’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Roddy Piper and Capt. Lou Albano on Hollywood Squares (including a musical number!)

5 Submitted by on Wed, 29 May 2013, 18:57
Crapper Little Louie P (AKA: The Doctor Of Style) found this and writes: To promote their new movie, Wrestlecrap inductee Body Slam, Capt. Lou & Roddy Piper tagged up to serve as one of the squares on game show Hollywood Squares. The contestant wisely ignored the advice they gave her. Most amazing is the credibility-shedding Shirley Temple musical number (and Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIX

10 Submitted by on Tue, 28 May 2013, 13:12
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Triple H Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week XIX

14 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2013, 12:36
-Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that copying and pasting is Continue Reading...
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Headlies: RVD Utterly Confused By His Appearance On Raw

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 May 2013, 07:00
Los Angeles, CA – Former WWE and TNA Superstar Rob Van Dam was utterly confused while watching the Paul Heyman segment on Monday Night Raw last week. When Paul Heyman revealed his newest client was the son of Mr. Perfect, Curt Axel, RVD stared at his television for several minutes in confused silence. After several years wrestling in TNA, many Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Run-D.M.C ruins D-Generation X’s theme music

13 Submitted by on Sun, 26 May 2013, 22:14
Crapper E-Squared submitted this video and writes: Around the time the “WWF Aggression” compilation CD came out, Run-DMC came out with a video for their song “The Kings” which was DX’s theme song for a brief period. I noticed Triple H, Stephanie and Tori walking in the video, but I wonder why the Hardys were in this video. I hated, Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Das Wunderberlyn – Never Replace a Crappy Gimmick with a Crappier Gimmick

24 Submitted by on Sun, 26 May 2013, 17:05
WCW, For A Whole Bunch of Years You know the only thing worse than having a horrible gimmick? Getting rid of that horrible gimmick, then being stuck with something just as bad. It’s funny, because when I originally typed that sentence above, I wrote “with something even worse.” Yet when I think about the focal point of today’s induction, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Smells Like Hobo Spirit (the DDP mix)

5 Submitted by on Sun, 26 May 2013, 00:00
Thrill as Blade absolutely murders one of my all-time favorite songs- Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” after R.D and Blade discuss it’s similarities to Diamond Dallas Page’s theme music.  Thanks a load, Mr. Brakestown! The ironic thing about this is that Nirvana’s song is really just a ripoff of Boston’s “More Than A Feeling” to begin with. So DDP’s theme music is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Monday Nitro Golf Shirt

11 Submitted by on Sat, 25 May 2013, 23:14
While cruising around The Internet Archives’ Wayback Machine, I came across the WCWwrestling.com store as it appeared in 1997. It featured this WCW Monday Nitro Golf polo shirt. Look; I know Golf shirts and clothes in general have a reputation for being pretty ugly, but this is particularly bad. It looks like some kind of funky, awful Neapolitan ice cream with that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Disco Inferno’s Disco Duck

3 Submitted by on Sat, 25 May 2013, 22:54
Crapper Cameron Archer submitted this video and writes: Submitted entirely for the Disqo Duck, although I believe this is when Disco Inferno (sorry, DISQO in his hip-hop phase) and Alex Wright solidified the Boogie Knights team. Also, how is that chairshot near the top of the ladder effective? I know there are people on the bottom and sandwiched between it…wait, I’m Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bret Hart in a rap video

6 Submitted by on Sat, 25 May 2013, 15:11
Crapper E-Squared sent this music video in and writes: This music video consists of two songs from Canadian rap group, Rascalz. Cut to 1:55 for “Sharpshooter” and you will see Bret Hart appear. He had his “Best there is” quote in the song. A little sidenote, this song was also on the soundtrack to “Hitman Hart: Wrestling With Shadows.” Well… Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Bret Hart left WWF on good terms in 1997? (Part I)

10 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2013, 19:55
Rewriting the Book By C.G. Scum   “What if Bret Hart left the WWF on “agreeable” terms in November of 1997 as he headed off to WCW?”   Part I   Without question, one of the most talked about and debated incidents in the history of professional wrestling is the now infamous “Montreal Screwjob,” which took place during the WWF Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Gremlins face their biggest challenge yet, brother!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2013, 14:17
Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in and writes: Hogan is a god awful sequel that Vince didn’t have his name as Executive Producer? Get Mrs. Deal on the phone!!!! Um, Mrs. Deal? Anyway, I love Gremlins 2 even more than the first one. It’s such cheesy fun. The VHS version doesn’t feature this Hogan scene (because it wouldn’t make sense Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Coliseum Video t-shirt from Barber Shop Window

4 Submitted by on Fri, 24 May 2013, 11:13
Our good buddies and good pals at Barber Shop Window have all sorts of funny, creative, and unique wrestling-related t-shirts, but this Coliseum Video t-shirt in particular caught my attention. How cool (and nerdy) is that? I just love how obscure it is because a good 99% of the people who see you wearing it will have no idea what Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Stone Cold Steve Austin and D-Lo Brown 1-800-COLLECT commercial

14 Submitted by on Thu, 23 May 2013, 22:42
Crapper Paul S. submitted this commercial and writes: I don’t know if you ever did this one. I love that the whole premise of the commercial is built around Austin being unprofessional in the ring. Oh yeah and remember what life was like before everyone had mobile phones, and having to awkwardly spell 1-800-Collect on a payphone was actually a Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Konnan’s stupid music video, and Disco Inferno’s response

11 Submitted by on Thu, 23 May 2013, 12:13
In January of 1999, Konnan (AKA: Konan, AKA: K-Dawg, AKA: The Wannabe Gangsta) debuted his stupid “Bow Wow Wow” video on WCW Monday Nitro to promote the WCW Mayhem: The Music album which featured the song. It featured rapper “Mad One” (who?). They played it over and over and over and over again in the following weeks. Thankfully, Disco Inferno responded with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Some guy debuts on WWF TV- Rocky Melvin or something…

14 Submitted by on Wed, 22 May 2013, 22:37
This is “The Blue Chipper” Rocky Maivia’s debut on WWF TV in an interview segment from Monday Night Raw on November 11th, 1996- just 6 days before his in-ring debut at the Survivor Series. He debuted as an always-smiling “3rd Generation Superstar” baby face who didn’t have much of a definable gimmick and cut very bland promos. Fans soon tired Continue Reading...
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