For Polo’s Sake!

The Greenwich Blueblood is Inducted!

And yes, this man does look familiar…

Hot news on this weekend’s pay-per…special even…whatever.

Only at WrestleCrap!

Only in Headlies!

RD Reynolds is BACK!

His first new induction in forever is The Infamous Nitro with No Wrestling.

Enjoy?

These WWF sheets from 1991 will look familiar to some of you in an all new Someone Bought This!

Watch out!  Ken’s in the ZONE!

World’s Most Dangerous Tweet Coming at You!

Who knew Twitter was around in 1999?

Please join us in a moment of silence for JTG

Scratch-Off and WHOOO! with the official Ric Flair South Carolina lottery t-shirt and autographed voided lottery tickets in an all new Someone Bought This!

The only way anyone would ever relive Edge vs. Kane: by being bound and gagged.

But hey, we watched it and inducted it!

Click on to read the horribleness!

Next week on Raw, Giant Panther makes his debut.

A winner is you!

All this and more in the Meme Event!

Chyna wrote a book? And Someone Bought This?

Legends’ House is OVER!

YAY!

Wait, I still have to review this episode?  Oh come on…

A Dixie Carter Tweet for the Ages.

#yourerightthatisrude

Poor Teddy Finally Has to Pay Up.

Hollar.

New Headlie is Here!

I know this will shock you, but WCW did very stupid things… and Lance Storm has all the details in a new blog post!

Join WrestleCrap in celebrating Virgil’s birthday in our own special way!

Cena.

Laurinaitis.

Induction.

Why you little… It’s a Bret Hart Simpsons figure in an all new Someone Bought This!

FIXED! RD and Blade eat wacky snacks & fix Legends House with a guest who hasn’t been on the show in SIX YEARS!

Who is it?  ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!

The Leprechaun: Origins trailer with Hornswoggle is here! Is it any good? If you’re seeing it here, probably not…

Trent Knight is back… in trading card form!

It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

How much are these signed Hulk Hogan boots?

You won’t believe it in an all new Someone Bought This!

Legends House is back with a Roddy Piper Roast!

And more Ashley than you can handle!

Read our review…rightchere!

This is where we’d usually say “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” but…

…well, it kinda sucked, so there was something wrong with it.

NEW INDUCTION!

Oatmeal cookies shaped like WWF Superstars? I’m so there! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

No Hunter – I am your father!

Or something like that.

It’s Raw, Meme Event Style!

“You fans can click it, brother!” with the Hulk Hogan camera in an all new Someone Bought This!

It’s Legends House Meets The Newlywed Game!  

Seriously, did anyone think this sounded like a good idea?

Anyone? 

HUGE spoiler for this weekend’s Payback!

Do not view if you don’t want it ruined!

Otherwise, yeah, click away.

Scotty Flamingo vs. Johnny B. Badd in a Boxing Match.

You’ll wish you were down for the count too!

NEW INDUCTION!

Adrian Neville, WrestleCrap has the solution to beating Tyson Kidd tonight at Takeover!

And it’s courtesy of WWE Champ Daniel Bryan!

Thank you, Saturday Morning Slam!

Why hasn’t everyone on planet earth checked out the WrestleCrap Facebook yet?

Yeah, I don’t know either, dude.

Hit the whammy bar to find out more!

Do you dare to drink from the (possibly) evil Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler? Click on Puppet Hulk… if you dare!

Raw the best way you can view it!

MEME Event Style!

Click the bearded wonder for more!

Rare Leaping Lanny Poffo (The Genius) Frisbee on eBay now! Click for details!

Wrestling news, Mickie James’ bun in the oven, and Test Formula Doritos!

Episode 29 of The RD and Blade Show is Here!

This WCW ad is very confusing- just like WCW was! See the full size thing in an all new Someone Bought This!

Tony Atlas does unspeakable things to shoes and Gene Okerlund gets a massage.

Yeah, it’s Legends House.

RD Reynolds’ review is RIGHTCHERE!

It’s the WrestleCrap Memorial Day Weekend Book Sale!

Just $15 gets you TWO Autographed WrestleCrap books…with Free Shipping!!

Don’t look so glum Vince…the stock crash, Daniel Bryan’s injury…

Help is on its way!

Click the downy clowny for the scoop!

The Rock and…SPOCK Connection?

Dwayne Johnson beams up to Star Trek!

New Induction!

Bad Influence takes on their biggest (and cutest) challenge yet in a new comic book in an all new Someone Bought This!

Mick Foley has a MAJOR Announcement…

…and you won’t believe what it is!

Click the Hardcore Legend for all the details!

(Not) Live from the jolly olde UK…

It’s the MEME Event!

(And he’s right – the bus was way better.)

Is Legends House Episode V as good as Star Wars Episode V?

The answer is no.

Here’s RD’s review anyway!

Lovers? That’s what this sticker says in an all new Someone Bought This!

You may think you know why Daniel Bryan is laying in a hospital bed…but we’ve uncovered the truth.

Only at WrestleCrap.com!

Not many have pinned John Cena, but THIS MAN has!

Find out his identity in an all new Epic Tweet!

Said it before, we’ll say it another thousand times:

Poor Zack Ryder.

His saga with Kane…INDUCTED!!

How much would you have to pay for a baseball bat signed by Hulk Hogan? Find out in an all new Someone Bought This!

Hulk Hogan’s album is cheap, so buy it today!

The only Raw recap with Rocky & Bullwinkle references.

Which makes it the BEST!

Click on Boris and Natasha for more!

Start your week off the right way: with a WrestleCrap LEGENDS HOUSE REVIEW!

(Note: The Surgeon General does not approve of this method for starting your week.  In fact,  not one sane person possibly could.  You’ve been warned.)

Finally, you can learn every riveting details bout Linda Hogan’s life in her autobiography in an all new Someone Bought This!

This was NOT how the Cena-Wyatt Cage Match Was Supposed to End!

Find out the ORIGINAL plan only at WrestleCrap.com!

Go on an adventure with a True Champion like Hulk Hogan with a storybook in an all new Someone Bought This!

Triple H as an ex-con heading back into society!

And it’s NOT The Chaperone!

#bestexcononabusever

The worst Raw in ages…Meme’d for your ‘enjoyment’.

Click the wimp to find out more!

It’s LIVE!  Vince Russo joins RD and Blade and He’s Got a HUGE Announcement!

Back with TNA? Joining Jeff Jarrett? We’ve got the scoop!

Get to Clickin’!

Old wrestlers go bowling!  And work at a car wash!

Yeah, we can’t believe no real network picked this up either.

Click the slide to join the fun!

You with Bret Hart! You with The Undertaker! It can happen with this customized photo offer in an all new Someone Bought This!

Help!  One of our Jojos is missing!

Can you help find her?

Join the search!

Oh Please No.  Not This!

nWo Souled Out is back…and inducted!

Click the skanks for more!

It’s taken years, but…

…WHO is finally explained!

Click the Anv…err, Masked Man for more!

A Willow golf umbrella? Fore-get about it!

See it for yourself in an all new Someone Bought This!

Thrill as old wrestlers try to figure out what to eat!

Plus polo isn’t played!

Legends House is Reviewed…WrestleCrap Style!

  • TNA To Book Adam Bomb for Tokyo Bound for Glory
  • New Erick Rowan/Luke Harper Theme Performed by Emmet Otter's Jug Band
  • Cost Cutting Measure: TNA Rigs Poll to Show Fans Voting For One-Sided Ring
  • New Pat Patterson SHOCKER: There Was No Intercontinental Title Tournament in Rio de Janeiro
  • Aksana Wished Well in Future Injurings of Other Divas
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WrestleCrap Power Crappings, Week III

12 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 13:00
Once again, WrestleCrap is back with its brand new, weekly interaction, in which Our Loyal Crappers decide what the worst in wrestling was for the past week. They can choose gimmicks, storylines, news stories, or anything else that constitutes “Crap”, and the votes are tallied in order to determine the WORST in wrestling…..at least for this week! 1. Tensai in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: 56 Year Old Man Can’t Believe Zack Ryder Isn’t Being Pushed

3 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 09:00
Cedar Rapids, IA – Phil Samuelsson, a 56 year old Systems Analyst for QuantComm International, could not believe that WWE Superstar Zack Ryder is not receiving a push. The middle-age father of three expressed his feelings of disappointment and annoyance over the fact that, despite Ryder’s internet popularity, he is rarely on television and not in line for the WWE Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 2/1/13: Gooker Fallout

37 Submitted by on Fri, 01 February 2013, 08:00
  So Claire Lynch and her oak-thick acting took home the 2012 Gooker Award. But is it what YOU voted for? Hell, if you listened to the RD and Blade Show, you know I didn’t, and I’ve already expressed my displeasure with you folks that chose Claire over Daniel Bryan’s “Gone in 18 Seconds”. So what DID you vote for? Continue Reading...
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All Past Gooker Award Winners Now Online!

0 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 21:53
Just a quick note that I’ve posted all the past Gooker Award Winners for your reading “pleasure”.  Check them out from the main menu under the Inductions section or by clicking rightchere!...
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Claire Lynch: The 2012 Gooker Award Winner

79 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 19:30
TNA-Impact, 2012 It was funny, prior to the Gooker voting this year, the very great Justin Henry and I were discussing the various candidates. Make no mistake, there were some doozies in 2012, from all the goofiness with the Aces & 8′s to AJ Lee’s various lovers to Natalya’s nonstop flatulance. Despite the multitude of choices, he explained to me Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 7

6 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 19:20
RD and Blade are back, discussing the Royal Rumble, Patty in the Hall of Fame, Claire Lynch Winning the Gooker, and the Super Bowl – click HERE to listen!  ...
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Someone Bought This: A customized wrestling figure of yourself!

4 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 18:48
I just found this and absolutely had to share it with you, fellow Crappers! This website allows you to make your own custom action figure in either gender, and dress it pretty much any way you want- a business person, professional, sports figure (baseball player, football player, etc), or yes; even a Pro Wrestler! You pick the body type/gender, ethnicity, Continue Reading...
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[VOTE] WrestleCrap Power Crappings Week III

9 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 13:06
Here’s how it works: -Choose five (5) of the nominees below (or if you have another nominee in mind, you can add that to your list) -In an e-mail to Justin Henry (wrestlecrapjrh@gmail.com), rank your five selections from the worst (in your opinion) to least-worst. (NOTE: we’ll soon be working on an interface to make this more convenient. Sorry that Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Mr. America: The Solution to All of Terry Bollea’s Problems!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 10:00
WWE, 2003  Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve no doubt heard that your friend and mine, Hulk Hogan, has been having some issues in his personal life. First his son Nick was in a horrible car wreck that left a young man paralyzed, with his family no doubt preparing to file a major lawsuit. Not long after that, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker, 1/31/13: Punk Redemption

19 Submitted by on Thu, 31 January 2013, 08:00
  So we’re a few days removed from CM Punk indignantly ‘jobbing to an elbow drop’ as some have termed it. Looks like the Pipe Bomb fire has died down a bit, and we’ve all accepted the fact that Cena and Rock will headline WrestleMania 29, not the Straight Edge Savior. But all is not lost. Punk’s in it for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tatanka To Open New BW3 Location, Serve Actual Buffalo

2 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 11:00
A new Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant is set to open in Pembroke, North Carolina, but there’s been a bit of a hot and spicy controversy brewing between the company and the owner of the would be franchise. Christopher Chavis, better known to wrestling fans as “Tatanka”, is the franchise owner in question who was excited about the venture at first, Continue Reading...
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Curtain Jerker 1/30/13: Use Your Illusion

26 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 08:00
Forgot to set one of these up before bed, so I’m on my smart phone to ask this: What common spot or custom in wrestling takes you out of the illusion? For me, when an opponent removes the monitors from the commentary desk before putting an opponent through. Wouldn’t you WANT them to injure your hated rival?...
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It Came From YouTube: Psycho Sid chats on AOL (sort of…)

4 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
Back in the mid-90′s long before the WWF had a website, they had their own section on America Online (or AOL; as you kids know it toady). You’d go to KEYWORD: WWF and you’d hear Vince McMahon shout “Welcome to the WWF On America Online!”. You could play WWF Trivia, chat with other fans, have interactive chats with wrestlers, read Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: John Cena Backpack Pal

6 Submitted by on Wed, 30 January 2013, 00:00
AGGGGGGHHHHHHH! “Can’t sleep! John Cena’ll eat me…” If someone had gotten this for me as a gift as a child, I’d have had nightmare about it coming to life and trying to kill me like Chucky The Killer Doll from the Child’s Play movies! Next thing you know, The John Cena Backpack Pal will go around threatening Rick Steiner with Continue Reading...
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Forget Be-A-Star. Meet Grow-A-Pair.

18 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 23:50
So some grotty muppet took the piss out of you. OR CALLED YOU A TEENY WEENER Or stole your polio leg braces and made you crawl home Fact is, kids are bullied every day; in school or at the playground And it’s time for these kids to do what’s right. But not by being no little sissy-boy star! By growing Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Demands Refund After Watching Illegal Stream Of Royal Rumble

5 Submitted by on Tue, 29 January 2013, 12:00
  Chicago, Illinois – Avid wrestling fan Dan DeAmonte demanded a refund from WWE following the Royal Rumble pay-per-view despite watching it via an illegal stream online. “I’ve been watching WWE for almost all my life and I never miss a show” said the 29 year old Pizzeria Uno cook and self-described “smark”. “Sure, I don’t actually own a TV Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Hulk Hogan never left the AWA? (Part I)

12 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 19:17
Welcome to the Newest Chapter & Incarnation of “Re-Writing the Book” here at the Crap. While I’m fairly certain I’ll never fill the shoes of Jed (I wear a Nike, size 8), I’m here nonetheless. Rumor has it by default. That’s right, Crappers: There are apparently plenty of fans but not enough writers to go around. De Fault; the 2 Continue Reading...
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LIVE Monday Night Raw Coverage 1/28/13

13 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 18:31
  Beginning at 8 PM EST, Justin Henry provides live coverage of WWE Monday Night Raw, and will post the wittiest, most irreverent tweets he receives through the night. Hit him up and follow along with the first Raw on the Road to WrestleMania, as the build to Cena-Rock II: You Only Live Twice takes shape. POSITIVES FROM THE ROYAL Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WrestleMania 29 Card Updated Post-Royal Rumble

18 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 15:47
The WrestleMania 29 card has been officially updated after the tremendous Royal Rumble in Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday night. Let’s take a look at how the card shapes up after a superhuman performance by John Cena in winning the Royal Rumble match. WWE Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship Match John Cena vs. John Cena Last Continue Reading...
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BREAKING NEWS: A Moment of Achievement

8 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 13:15
Some of you may know that, for the last couple of years, I’ve lent a hand with the internet’s  oldest wrestling awards, the RSPW Awards. If you’re unfamiliar with them, they were founded in 1990 by a wrestling scribe named Herb Kunze, and run by him until the late 1990s. That’s when Christopher Robin Zimmerman took over (CRZ to people Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jeff Hardy Caught With 100 lbs of ICOPRO

4 Submitted by on Mon, 28 January 2013, 09:00
Charlotte, North Carolina – Current TNA champion Jeff Hardy was arrested Friday after being caught with 100 lbs of ICOPRO in the trunk of his car. Integrated Conditioning Program, or ICOPRO as it’s known on the streets, is a bodybuilding supplement popular amongst the World Bodybuilding Federation in the early 1990′s. “We noticed that the suspect was traveling at a Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book: What if … Shawn Michaels never lost his smile? (Part III)

1 Submitted by on Sun, 27 January 2013, 17:19
Rewriting the Book By C.G. Scum     What if Shawn Michaels never “lost his smile” or forfeited the WWF Title in February of 1997? Part III Following WrestleMania, there is now a new WWF Champion, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, however, many of the other major players despite the outcomes of their respective matches have a lot of unfinished business Continue Reading...
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