Is Sasha Banks leaving the WWE?

Tony Khan is making his move in Headlies!

Mania 24? Australian tour? TNA? Nah.

Check out Ric Flair’s *real* last match.

WWE’s Colonel Sanders – inducted!

“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!” – Darby Allin’s back

Read this week’s Headlies to find out what else it has to say!

Headlies is ready to cast a spell on “The Wizard” Chris Jericho and his witchy ways.

It’s what the world has been waiting for – Vince McMahon in Animated Otter Form!

Surf’s Up 2: WaveMania…NEW INDUCTION!

Who was the Number 1 pick in this year’s NFL Draft?

Follow the Buzzards to Headlies!

Something extremely valuable’s been buried, and it’s not Hogan’s fault this time!

New induction, made by a human!

The “Forbidden Door” swings open once again.

Grab some light tubes for a brand-new Headlies!

Hey look, it’s Garfield!

And he’s grappling!

And it totally sucks, so we’re inducting it.

You want the smoke? Ask whoever produced this match.

The Viking Raiders vs. the Street Profits – inducted!

CYN is celebrating Easter the only way they know how.

Control Your Holidays in Headlies!

Baseball has returned and so has Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz!

Find out what he had in store for Opening Day in Headlies!

After 29 legendary years, Triple H has his last match.

And he…vanishes???

Find out more in a NEW INDUCTION!

The Iron Sheik made it to Wrestlemania 38, just like Bobby Heenan predicted!

Find out who Sheiky Baby humbled in Headlies!

¡100% Lucha, la película!

Celebra nuestro aniversario con una *nueva inducción*

The Sleepy Superstar Wendy Choo is ready for Wrestlemania.

Just try not to wake her when you read this week’s Headlie!

Atomic Banana Battles the Big Cheese!

Nickelodeon’s WACK is here in an all-new WrestleCrap Induction!

Sharmell is heading to the WWE Hall of Fame!

Find out who is going to be inducting her in a MINUS FIVE STARS Headlie!

Before he lost his smile,

he lost a fight to a lifeguard.

New induction!

Bron Breakker would be a huge star if he smiled more.

We’ve got more helpful suggestions for him in Headlies!

March Madness is Here..and it features Dusty Rhodes and the Stars of the 1988 NWA!

NEW INDUCTION!

Did you hear? Tony Khan purchased another promotion.

AEW is Wrestlicious in Headlies!

It’s the final recorded show with Blade Braxton and RD Reynolds.

We thank you for all the years, all the laughs, and all the fun!

All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: If you like wrestling, unhealthy TV dinners, and saving money, this is the SBT for you!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 25 June 2016, 20:58
Crapper Ator writes: Went to Wal-Mart today and a lady by the front door aggressively shoved this coupon into my wife’s hand. Smack Down branded coupons for Hungry Man TV Dinners! They fittingly feature Kevin Owens who is without doubt a hungry man. Dean Ambrose seems confused to be there. That’s nice and all, but it really needs more Booker Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner 1, dumpling 0!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 05:05
Scott Steiner has beaten up a fearsome, giant… racing pierogi (!). Here’s an amazing video of the incident that took place at a baseball game. And here’s a news story with another video. And here’s a DeadSpin article with the amazing title of Pierogi Race Ends With Scott Steiner Slamming Contestant. Truly this is a historic and great moment in baseball, wrestling, and Polish Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hillbilly Jim loves him some WWF Ice Cream Bars!

13 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 02:00
YEE-HAW! After a tough day of wrestling with his hound dog Jasper, there’s nothing that Hillbilly Jim likes more than a delicious WWF Ice Cream Bar! Not even the appallingly redneck Hillbilly Jim can keep me from wanting one of these tasty treats. Look! They even put him on one of the bars! LickAHillbillyOnAHotSummersDay.com! I bet that URL’s taken by a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Throw Mickie From The Train – You Didn’t Tie Her to the Tracks? FAIL

50 Submitted by on Thu, 23 June 2016, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2014 This here website loves Mickie James. I dare say that no single person in the business has been mentioned more by us; we’ve been doing WrestleCrap Radio for over ten years, and in nearly every episode she has been referenced.  While Blade Braxton obviously obsesses over the poor girl, I just find her to seemingly be a Continue Reading...
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“Earthquake” John Tenta Tribute

33 Submitted by on Wed, 22 June 2016, 02:00
June 22, 1963 – June 7, 2006 John Tenta was my friend. Actually, let me rephrase that – John Tenta was our friend, a friend to everyone who ever visited this site. He was probably a friend to everyone he ever met. He was a good, good man, one to whom I owe a debt of gratitude that I can never fully Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page

11 Submitted by on Mon, 20 June 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After handing his resume and letter of recommendation to Stephanie and Shane McMahon in order to become the head of Smackdown, Kane decided to update his LinkedIn account just in case either McMahon was going to look. As the sun set over his 2 bedroom townhouse, Kane opened up his laptop while his two dogs, Torchy and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The charges were dropped! Buy the shirt!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 21:37
Aldo Rose (the former Adam Rose) is selling a shirt with his mugshot photo on it to celebrate that his domestic abuse charges were dropped. Geez, look at that zoned-out stare… If you’re a fan of Aldo/Adam, I don’t now why you’d want this particular shirt- it’s awfully depressing. And if you’re not a fan, you don’t want the shirt in the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Famous moments depicted in 16-bit

7 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: Last year, you posted reader Brendan Docherty’s parody showing what a modern WWE game would’ve looked like in the 16-bit era. Now he’s made a video depicting famous incidents from wrestling history in 16-bit graphics, including Wrestlecrap moments like the Shockmaster’s fall, and Big Bossman stealing the coffin of Big Show’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brock Lesnar Vs. “Broken” Matt Hardy At UFC 200

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 June 2016, 08:00
Las Vegas, NV – After days of speculation, rumors, and false reports, UFC officials have announced that WWE Superstar and former UFC champion Brock Lesnar will be taking on none other than Matt Hardy. UFC President Dana White unveiled the blockbuster match with both competitors at a press conference in Las Vegas. “We want UFC 200 to be the biggest Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Bungee Cord Match – If You Like Dangling Feet, This is the Match For You!

44 Submitted by on Thu, 09 June 2016, 20:00
Global Wrestling Federation, 1992 It’s somewhat amazing that after over sixteen years of running WrestleCrap.com, I still come upon horrible matches, stupid angles, and ridiculous characters I’ve never seen.  The bout I’m inducting today falls into that category.  It’s not that I’d never heard of it; as a guy running a site about the very worst in pro wrestling, I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “The One” Billy Gunn is with you Step By Step!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 09 June 2016, 13:42
Oh, you didn’t know? “The One” Billy Gunn’s theme song totally gels with the Step By Step opening credits montage. MrAssPatrickDuffy.com! I bet that URL might possibly be taken (ew…). I wonder if R.D ever ran into these people on one of his trips…. to the theme park? Oh yeah, and Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in- someone also did Continue Reading...
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Exclusive Preview of Titan Screwed: Lost Smiles, Stunners, and Screwjobs – The Behind-The-Scenes Story of The WWF in 1997-98

3 Submitted by on Mon, 06 June 2016, 16:03
Hey there fellow Crappers! It’s been quite some time since I’ve contributed anything to WrestleCrap aside from the year-ending, and often contention-causing, Look Back In Horror countdowns. Indeed, a couple of years back, I began focusing more time on regular work with Fighting Spirit Magazine, as well as venturing into the book market. Through much of 2015 and early into Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Captain America Joins The NWO

14 Submitted by on Mon, 06 June 2016, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was guest written by Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul!) New York, NY– Readers of the new “Captain America: Steve Rogers” were shocked by the comic’s ending which featured Captain America leg-dropping fellow superhero Jack Flagg before tearing off his costume to reveal a black and white NWO T-shirt before raising his hand in the air and uttering the “Too Continue Reading...
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UPDATED!!!!! NOW WITH VIDEO!!!! BREAKING NEWS: WrestleCrap Radio Episode 260!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 18:24
Join WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton as they spend an entire HOUR dissecting every second of the comic tragedy of Broken Matt and Brother Nero! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here! OR!!!!! You can WATCH it as the very great Sean Breeding Entertainment has spliced everything together in VIDEO form for us!  We cannot Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Saga of Matt Hardy and Lita and Kane: You people found this less awful than the Diva Search?!

34 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:59
Nary a year goes by without a wedding taking place in a wrestling ring. This year, Bully Ray tried to tie the knot with Brooke Hogan. Last year, it was Daniel Bryan being jilted at the altar by AJ Lee. Wrestling weddings are so commonplace and so consistently wacky that, frankly, about the only thing you would never expect from Continue Reading...
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Claire Lynch: The 2012 Gooker Award Winner

87 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:50
TNA-Impact, 2012 It was funny, prior to the Gooker voting this year, the very great Justin Henry and I were discussing the various candidates. Make no mistake, there were some doozies in 2012, from all the goofiness with the Aces & 8’s to AJ Lee’s various lovers to Natalya’s nonstop flatulance. Despite the multitude of choices, he explained to me Continue Reading...
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UPDATED DIRECTOR’S CUT!!! It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Hair and Flying Babies

52 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 12:01
Thought this couldn’t get any better?  Try this new DIRECTOR’S CUT.  Holy crap this is great. And by great, I more WrestleCraptastic! There’s also a MUSIC VIDEO of it you can find here. Really not sure what is more offensive – a ‘baby’ being thrown as a distraction, Matt’s hair, or the horrendous editing in this clip. Please make the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Global Force Wrestling wristbands with a stupid slogan

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:00
Look! You can get a blue or green Global Force Wrestling wristband for just 5 bones! Yes, Global Farce… erm… I mean Force Wrestling apparently still exists. I was just as surprised as you are to find this out, believe me. The wristband with its “Join The Force” slogan  reminds me of this goofy looking bootleg Star Wars Belt that I saw Continue Reading...
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Induction: WCW’s Asylum match – La Cage aux Folles

17 Submitted by on Thu, 02 June 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 As I’m sure you all know, it was way back in the 1880s that Ferdinand von Lindemann and Karl Weierstrass proved in their eponymous theorem that you can’t square a circle. Still, that hasn’t stopped wrestling announcers from calling the ring a “squared circle” anyway for the past century or so. This week’s induction, however, gave new meaning Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scooby-Doo! and WWE: Curse of the Speed Demon Trailer

8 Submitted by on Thu, 02 June 2016, 18:00
Crapper Sean writes The trailer for the WWE’s next animated crossover with Wacky Races, er I mean Scooby-Doo! Not sure how to sum it up except with this one line… I like puppets-Undertaker 2016. I love how LOS MATADORES are in this…despite the fact one member was released and the other two are now travel agents or whatever the hell Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Gets Into The Dessert Business

11 Submitted by on Mon, 30 May 2016, 08:00
Bakersville, TN – TNA Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter announced this morning that TNA will now be getting into the dessert and baked goods business. “These past few months have been awful stressful and I needed to take my mind off things,” said Carter from the kitchen of her new facility. “So I decided to start baking. It’s real relaxing Continue Reading...
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