Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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It Came From YouTube: Men On A Mission bring you The WrestleFest ’94 rap- it’s more hardcore than Ice Cube and Eminem combined!

5 Submitted by on Sun, 08 December 2013, 02:58
Oscar gives us the WrestleFest ’94 rap! I might like this a little better if I could understand more than about 10% of the words Oscar is rapping. Still, the crowd sure seems to be having fun… And where else are you going to find a rap that’s a virtual Who’s Who of WrestleCrap inductees?!...
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Headlies: ‘Voices’ In Randy Orton’s Head Revealed To Be A Green Alien Named Gazoo

19 Submitted by on Fri, 06 December 2013, 08:00
Oklahoma City, OK – During a backstage segment with Renee Young, the supposed “voices” inside WWE Champion Randy Orton’s head were actually revealed to be a little green alien named Gazoo. In the middle of one of his patented slow-motion promos, Randy Orton paused for a long time. While not atypical for a speech given by the Apex Predator, the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Let’s catch some WWF action at the 1986 Michigan State Fair

15 Submitted by on Fri, 06 December 2013, 02:02
A couple of news reports on the WWF event at the Michigan State Fair in 1986. I don’t think you’d see WWE running any State Fairs these days. I love the interviews with the fans. I believe these people would be classified as “Humanoids” by Bobby Heenan. For those wondering, the full card courtesy of The History Of WWE was: Continue Reading...
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Induction: Master P and the No Limit Soldiers – Rap is Wrestlecrap

59 Submitted by on Thu, 05 December 2013, 20:00
WCW, 1999 In the summer of 1999, facing lagging ratings, WCW attempted to stay relevant by reaching out to the music industry. Before bringing in KISS and Megadeth to perform live on Nitro, Bischoff and company tried their hand at cross-promotion with hip-hop. Of course, “cross-promotion” was more or less a code word for “we’ll pay you money to hog Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Raw video game Strategies and Secrets with Todd Pettengill and WWF Superstars!

4 Submitted by on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:18
Todd Pettengill is here with tips and secrets for the WWF Raw video game for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo. And there are some early clips from the first year or so of Monday Night Raw that are pretty cool. Some are memorable, others… not so much. But that’s not all! Some WWF Superstars have some secret tips, too! Continue Reading...
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Jameson Answers…..The Count of 10!

13 Submitted by on Sun, 01 December 2013, 12:07
Here at the WrestleCrap Count of 10, a series of ten questions are posed to a wrestling personality, past or present.   In this edition, WrestleCrap is honored to interview the man behind one of our own inductees. Improvisational actor John DiGiacomo first surfaced in World Wrestling Entertainment in the late 1980s as Jameson Winger, a socially-inept geek who became Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goldberg’s music is great! Let’s change it to a Megadeth song.

23 Submitted by on Sun, 01 December 2013, 02:40
One of WCW’s brilliant ideas was to replace Goldberg’s famous orchestral theme music with a crappy Megadeth song to promote the WCW Mayhem album. His original music combined with his entrance and the sparks was a great deal of what got him over in the first place. Besides, who in 1999 gave a crap about Megadeth? Boy, WCW really had Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The biggest WCW fan in the early 90’s has all the WCW merchandise!

8 Submitted by on Sun, 01 December 2013, 00:59
“It’s EXCELLENT!”. This kid must’ve bought everything they offered in the catalog. Who does he think he is, Nathaniel? I like that they sell “It Ain’t No Kid Stuff!” stickers as they also sell kids merchandise like toy belts and plastic megaphone toys. I kind of like that “Neon Sting” clock. Very early-90’s…...
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On December 21, WrestleCrap Presents…..Saturday Night’s Meme Event!

10 Submitted by on Sat, 30 November 2013, 15:04
  In just three short weeks, on December 21, 2013, join all the superstars of WrestleCrap in wintry Hartford, CT at the XL Center, for a Christmas gift the whole family can appreciate! It’s the debut of Saturday Night’s Meme Event! After the controversial switcharoo between Midnight Rose and Blade Braxton at Survivor Series, a couple of their opponents are Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) cuts a heel promo on a dead person

4 Submitted by on Sat, 30 November 2013, 00:00
Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S) cuts a promo chastising a dead person for not paying his burial taxes. Now that’s what I call a heel! This was during his pointless and heatless feud with The Undertaker if you’re wondering why there’s the theme of death going on. Mike Routunda was so great in this role, even if the gimmick was pretty silly....
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Headlies: Vince And Linda McMahon Go Black Friday Shopping

8 Submitted by on Fri, 29 November 2013, 08:00
White Plains, NY – At 4:45am on Friday morning, a stretch limo with the license plate “V1NNY MAC” pulled up to the White Plains Walmart. WWE Chairman Vince McMahon emerged from the limo into the chilly morning air with his wife, former 2-time Republican candidate for U.S. Senate, Linda. “I don’t understand why we’re here,” grumbled a cranky Vince. “We Continue Reading...
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The 2013 WrestleCrap Survivor Series! The Complete Broadcast!

35 Submitted by on Thu, 28 November 2013, 20:59
IT’S THE WRESTLECRAP SURVIVOR SERIES! A REBORN THANKSGIVING NIGHT TRADITION! THE ULTIMATE IN TEAM ELIMINATION WARFARE, FEATURING…. TEAM CAPTAINS SABA SIMBA AND THE DRAGON, ALONG WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE PARTNERS, KAMALA AND THE STALKER, ALONG WITH DIEGO, EL MATADOR, FERNANDO, THE MAN’S MAN. IT’S THE SUBTLE STEREOTYPES, TAKING ON NEEDLESS REPACKAGING! TEAM CAPTAINS BASTION BOOGER AND THE GOBBLEDY GOOKER, JOIN FELLOW Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Wrestlicious (baby!) trailer

21 Submitted by on Tue, 26 November 2013, 00:00
Some guy won the lottery and instead of doing something noble or charitable decided to use that money to start up a woman’s wrestling promotion (so yes, Someone Bought This) complete with Jimmy Hart as an on-screen character. If you were trying to make me hate your lame vanity woman’s wrestling promotion, this annoying trailer featuring a lousy song, shoe-horned Continue Reading...
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Induction: Saturday Morning Slam Thanksgiving Pie Eating Contest – Sugar Rush! Sugar Rush! Sugar Crash…

19 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2013, 19:30
WWE, 2012 Ok, took me a few weeks to make a hard decision: I’ve decided that going back and reviewing all the Saturday Morning Slams that I missed back before we relaunched the site is a fool’s errand.  It ain’t gonna happen.  The reasons are myriad, but honestly, it’s primarily due to the fact that every report I did was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Stro (as in “Maestro) is selling boxers and anything else you might want with his picture on it.

3 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2013, 02:41
Christmas is just a month away and we here at WrestleCrap have all your Christmas shopping needs taken care! Remember former WCW wrestler The Maestro? Now he’s just The Stro and you can buy your own The Stro boxers. There’s plenty more stuff in The Stro Store in all sorts of different categories including a thong, women’s pajamas, a Teddy Bear, Continue Reading...
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