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HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

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You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

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Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

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God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

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You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

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El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

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“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

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Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

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  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
  • Lesnar Storms Out Backstage at Raw: "REALLY Ticked He Hasn't Got That Bacon Velveeta Patty Melt" Notes Source.
  • Randy Orton Returns at FastLane, Runs Wild with Chinlocks
  • Samoa Joe Leaves TNA. Yes He Was Still There, and Yes TNA Still Exists.
All The Latest Crap!

Someone Bought This: Here’s your chance to punch Hulk Hogan right in the face!

15 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 16:39
Have you ever wanted to punch Hulk Hogan right in his stupid face? Sure, we all have! Now you have your chance with this TNA Hulk Hogan bop bag! Pretend you’re Randy Savage circa 1989 and beat Hulk Hogan into a pulp in a jealous rage when you have paranoid delusions about him stealing “your” Miss Elizabeth! Or you could Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Builds On The Success Of The Wheel Of Dixie, Deploys More Carnival Games

13 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Spurred by success of the Wheel of Dixie, TNA has decided to use more traditional carnival games during episodes of Impact. During a press conference at Universal Studio’s Soundstage 10 Annex Room B, TNA President Dixie Carter explained the company’s amusement game expansion. “Whether it’s used to decide what kind of tournament match Samoa Joe will have Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Yokozuna speaks! Fans instantly stop caring about him. Poor Yokozuna.

17 Submitted by on Fri, 22 November 2013, 00:06
After 4 years as a mostly silent monster heel (the most he’d said up until now was “YOSH!” and of course “BANZAI!”), Yokozuna finally speaks up at In Your House 6 in 1996 about how Jim Cornette had been mistreating him, and immediately becomes a good guy. And he speaks perfect English much to the audience’s surprise and confusion. Man, Continue Reading...
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The RD and Blade Show: Episode 22!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 21 November 2013, 23:20
RD and Blade Return to Answer All Your Questions (Not Really), Including Is Dick Woerhle Still Alive and Is Betty Crocker An Actual Person (Really).  Plus a special Black Friday sale that our listeners will hear about first! Join the insanity by clicking, oh yes, rightchere!  ...
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Induction: The HLA Match – As believable as Mrs. Doubtfire, and almost as sexy!

29 Submitted by on Thu, 21 November 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2002 September of 2002 was without a doubt the gayest month in WWE history. It seemed that every show that aired that month was designed to make viewers say out loud, “This is so gay!” Gay, that is, meaning literally homosexual. If we here at Wrestlecrap wanted to express that something was being embarrassingly stupid, we wouldn’t stoop so Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mean Gene Okerlund has sticky goo on his hand! Do we want to know how that happened?!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 20 November 2013, 23:18
Right smack dab in the middle of his feud with The Ultimate Warrior, Papa Shango decides to put a voodoo curse on Mean Gene Oklerlund that causes mysterious black goo to pour out of his sleeve and onto his hand- I was half expecting Jed Clampett to show up “shootin’ at some crude. Oil, that is! Black gold! Texas tea!”. He Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW Backstage Assault- one of the worst wrestling video games of all time.

23 Submitted by on Mon, 18 November 2013, 04:06
This is Joe Gagne’s review of WCW Backstage Assault for the Sony Playstation (it was also released for the Nintendo 64). A WCW wrestling game that takes places entirely backstage… so there’s no actual ring for you to wrestle in in this wrestling game. Brilliant! Check out the oddball roster choices Joe helpfully outlines for us. If you ever wanted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.

17 Submitted by on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48
Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101″ (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
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Coming Thanksgiving Night, November 28: The WrestleCrap Survivor Series!

65 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 16:10
(Assistance with graphics provided by the wonderful and talented Catherine Perez) This Thanksgiving, after you’ve split the wishbone, settle in with the family and check out the superstars of WrestleCrap in a traditional Survivor Series event! Teams of four enter the squared circle, and battle it out in the ultimate test of survival! The WWE gimmick department comes under fire Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Corporate Kane’s First Day At The Office

18 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2013, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Corporate Kane spent the first day as WWE’s new Director of Operations getting acclimated to working in the corporate world of professional wrestling. Formerly known as The Big Red Monster, Kane woke at 6:30am to prepare for his first day at Titan Towers. After a quick shower and shave, Kane put on his freshly-pressed Jos A. Bank Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wheel Of Dixie

12 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:24
“Wheel of Dixie, turn turn turn! Tell us the lesson that we should learn!”. “Lesson #27: Dixie shouldn’t be allowed to do these promos because she has all the personality and acting skills of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4″. (With sincere apologies to Yakko, Wakko and Dot)....
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Induction Special: The Commitment Ceremony Revisited- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Billy

30 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 21:00
WWE, 2002 As part of a three-part induction special, I have decided to revisit the Billy & Chuck wedding, which bridges the gap between last week’s HLA induction and next week’s induction of the HLA match. The original induction of Billy & Chuck’s commitment ceremony is available rightchere for Crappers with access to the Archives. Have you heard of the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Buff Bagwell vs. Booker T on Raw. Enough said.

31 Submitted by on Thu, 14 November 2013, 09:57
Here’s Booker T. Vs. Buff Bagwell for the WCW Championship from the July 2nd, 2001 episode of Monday Night Raw. Some say this is the match that killed any chances of WCW being a separate brand after WWE bought WCW. Some say there was no chance of that ever happening, anyway. But I think everyone can agree on one thing… Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder video game for the Sony Playstation

35 Submitted by on Wed, 13 November 2013, 00:00
“WCW Thunder” was released for the Sony Playstation in 1998. It is widely considered one of the worst wrestling games of all time. Its only notable feature are the rants the wrestlers give on the wrestler selection screen: Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of it that sums up the problems nicely. Did any of you Crappers own or play this game? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon episode

6 Submitted by on Tue, 12 November 2013, 00:00
Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling was a cartoon that aired for two seasons from 1985 to 1987 on CBS. It featured many WWF Superstars of the era including Hulk Hogan himself. None of the wrestlers provided their own voices for the animated segments and they sound nothing like the actual wrestlers. Well, “Hulk Hogan” sounds a little like him, I Continue Reading...
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