Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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Rewriting The Book: What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV)

18 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2014, 22:11
Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part IV) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Eric Bischoff’s mismanagement of WCW led to extreme fan disapproval, sagging ratings, plummeting PPV buyrates, and most alarming, a talent revolution. That latter saw several key talents walk out less than 24 hours before a PPV. He would be fired two Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Kurt Angle and Bob Backlund go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly

4 Submitted by on Mon, 03 February 2014, 02:56
Crapper Drew submitted this and writes: The pairing of Psycho Bob Backlund (a few years removed from his dumb Presidential candidate storyline) and All American heel Kurt Angle was a no-brainer. With his ankle lock and now Backlund’s cross-face chicken wing – Angle could now make his opponents submit with two dreaded finishers. But I think old Bob was wearing Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hornswoggle eats too much and vomits (oh boy!)

2 Submitted by on Sat, 01 February 2014, 02:03
This is Hornswoggle on Wreckless Eating. This is one of those cases where I have absolutely nothing to add. If you clicked on the link to read this article; you already know what you’re going to see- a little person entering an eating contest, eating too much, and puking as a result. I hope you had a satisfying experience watching Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Unveils New Poster For Wrestlemania

17 Submitted by on Fri, 31 January 2014, 08:00
New Orleans, LA – During a press conference promoting Wrestlemania 30, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon revealed a brand new poster for the event. “I’d like to thank the members of the international press for joining us today,” said Triple H. “We saw an exciting Royal Rumble this past Sunday and we are now using that momentum to carry the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Kane “See No Evil” novelization

10 Submitted by on Fri, 31 January 2014, 02:00
My Partner In Crap Art0Donnell found this novelization of the Kane movie (and WrestleCrap induction) “See No Evil” and writes: I discovered this: a novelization of WWE Films’ “See No Evil.” Used copies are available for 1 cent, but die-hard fans of the film can plunk down an extra penny and buy it new. PS: The Amazon page mislabels the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The dumbest baseball cap of all time- of course WWE made it!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 30 January 2014, 20:44
Crapper Andrew B. writs: The following link will take you to the WWEShop, where they are selling the dumbest baseball cap I’ve ever seen. Words fail me. You know, when I got this email from Andrew I read it before clocking on the link he gave to the WWE Shop, I thought to myself “How bad could it be? It’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A kid reads a spooky poem about Sting while he hangs out with a vulture.

14 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 23:15
I don’t even know what to say about this one, Crappers. This is from a WCW Clash Of The Champions in late 1996. Some boy (why?) reads an overly-dramatic poem (again, why?!) about how Sting is sad and feels betrayed (aww, give us a hug, ya big lug!) and will get vengeance upon the evil NWO. While this is going Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: CM Punk Hoping to Fill The Rock’s Void by Coming Back as Overpaid Part-Timer

8 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 04:19
  CLEVELAND – Former WWE Champion CM Punk has informed Vince McMahon on Monday that he was walking away from the company, and Punk has since been written out of all foreseeable events. It has been learned that Punk is looking to come back for a “Dwayne Johnson type of deal” that would preclude him from performing at live events, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Witness the birth of The Oddities (no, not literally!)

10 Submitted by on Wed, 29 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz write: Let’s see – The Jackyl (better known to ECW fans as Cyrus), Luna Vachon, John Tenta, Giant Silva, and two members of Howard Stern’s Wack Pack. What was WWE’s creative team on, and where can I get some? Oh, man… The only one of the bunch who could really wrestle was John, but you have to Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mick Foley smashes a TV with a baseball bat!

9 Submitted by on Tue, 28 January 2014, 19:40
Mick Foley destroys a perfectly innocent, defenseless little TV in protest of Daniel Bryan not getting a decent push. He did this because.. um… because… Well, I guess he did it because he wanted to use the smarks’ OUTRAGE to try and get some attention for himself. I guess it worked since we’re featuring it right here…. on WrestleCrap.com!...
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It Came From YouTube: “With My Baby Tonight” “sung” by Jeff Jarrett (that’s J-A-Double-R…)

10 Submitted by on Tue, 28 January 2014, 02:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: I know the whole deal about the angle and it was Road Dogg who actually sang it, but what I’m really wondering is what happened to the release of “Ain’t I Great?” I want that album, dammit! 😉 Yeah! I still love this song. It’s really catchy! I bought the “Full Metal” album pretty much just for Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part III)

19 Submitted by on Mon, 27 January 2014, 21:49
Rewriting The Book – What if Goldberg never lost at Starrcade ’98? (Part III) by Jed Shaffer Previously in RTB, Goldberg’s undefeated streak remained intact thanks to corporate protection, but thanks to bad booking, his star power dwindled. WCW honcho Eric Bischoff turned Goldberg heel, and did so by aligning him with a returning Sid Vicious. Crowds chanted for Sting Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Sack Of Flour Jumps Ship And Joins WWE

25 Submitted by on Fri, 24 January 2014, 08:00
Pittsburgh, PA – In a stunning move harkening back to the cutthroat days of the “Monday Night Wars”, TNA’s most popular Knockout Sack Of Flour has left the company to join WWE. The surprise news was first broken by John Pollock on this week’s edition of Live Audio Wrestling. “I can’t reveal my sources, but I stand by them 100 Continue Reading...
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