With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: Impact Wrestling Loses Millions During Black Friday Sale

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 November 2017, 08:00
Toronto, Canada – While many North American companies reaped the benefits of having Black Friday sales, Impact Wrestling reportedly lost a staggering amount of money. Although a “breakdown in communications” is the company’s official excuse as to why they had such poor and confusing sales, a closed-door meeting among Anthem Sports executives shed light on a litany of issues plaguing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not all of The Rock’s shirts were winners…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 24 November 2017, 02:00
INTERIOR- A WWE merchandise development meeting. VINCE: Okay, so The Rock is really popular and we need to come up with some catchy slogans to put on t-shirts! Boys, what do you have? STOOGE #1: Well, he said “Pie” a few times, let’s put that on a shirt! VINCE: Good, good! Anything else? STOOGE #2: How about… “How’s your lips?… ‘Cause Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rampage (staring The Rock) trailer

0 Submitted by on Wed, 22 November 2017, 02:00
LICENSE TO DESTROY BUILDINGS AND EAT PEOPLE! The Rock Dwayne Johnson stars in “Rampage”- a movie based on the very fun 1980’s arcade game that features a giant Godzilla-like lizard, a King Kong-like giant ape, and a giant  Wolfman destroying buildings! At least the movie seems to know it’s a bunch of silly nonsense and The Rock does too! This should Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: The Nasty Boys Invade a Science Center

8 Submitted by on Tue, 21 November 2017, 15:00
WCW, 1995  I admit it: I screwed up. In the middle of working on the editing of the new WrestleCrap Celebrity Roast DVD (which comes with the 2010 WrestleCrap Archive Discs FREE – preorder it here!), I ignored my email completely for over a week. In doing so, I missed this email from Triple Kelly: “Hey Deal! How is everything? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Gobbledy Gooker dances with his new wrestler friends

33 Submitted by on Tue, 21 November 2017, 02:00
By now I’m sure most all of you have seen The Gobbledy Gooker’s infamous debut at Survivor Series 1990 where he hatched from an egg, and square danced with Mean Gene Okerlund to “Turkey In The Straw”. But did you know he appeared in vignettes shortly afterward on WWF Superstars and WWF Challenge? I guess they wanted to get some Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Braun Strowman Invites The Gobbledy Gooker To Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by on Mon, 20 November 2017, 08:00
Houston, TX – After competing in the traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match, Braun Strowman invited WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker to Thanksgiving. Over the past few years, the two have struck up an unlikely friendship as the Gooker has taken Strowman under his wings in a mentoring role. “The difference between NXT and the main roster is huge, and Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Star Wars Holiday Special – Welcome to the Dark Side

30 Submitted by on Fri, 17 November 2017, 04:00
Television Special, 1978 Note from RD: As you can probably surmise from the title, this has nothing to do with wrestling. But since reviewing bad Christmas movies has become a holiday tradition here at the Crap, I thought there was nothing more appropriate to cover than this stinkbomb from the late 70’s. Enjoy! November 17, 1978 is a date that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Triple H vs. Kozlov – Can’t Hardy Wait

27 Submitted by on Thu, 16 November 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2008 For long-time fans of WWE, Jeff Hardy’s journey through the ranks was one of the most inspirational in wrestling history. After starting at the very bottom, debuting at age 16 as a last-minute replacement for an enhancement talent in 1994… …the decided underdog Jeff toiled in obscurity before capturing the tag team titles with brother Matt in 1999… Continue Reading...
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It Came From Youtube: Japanese Wrestling Beef Jerky Commercials

3 Submitted by on Wed, 15 November 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: New Japan pro wrestling veteran Manabu Nakanishi is the spokesman for Tengu Brand Beef Jerky and reveals that it gives him the power to turn into a masked wrestler? As you can imagine these Japanese commercials are very bizarre and very well.. Japanese. The only way these commercials could possible be any better and even more Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Rusev Day Recognized As A National Holiday

3 Submitted by on Mon, 13 November 2017, 08:00
Washington, DC – In a shocking turn of events, Congress has voted unanimously to make Rusev Day a national holiday. Despite ongoing gridlock in the nation’s capital, both Republicans and Democrats came together to honor WWE Superstar Rusev. The bill moved quickly through both the House and the Senate after a massive groundswell of support for the holiday at the Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: No Holds Barred – A Tale of Crapped Pants and Teeny Weiners

30 Submitted by on Sat, 11 November 2017, 02:00
It’s a travesty. It’s a travesty of the highest magnitude, and, I believe it is fair to say, without hyperbole, a crime against mankind itself. Here we are, 15 years removed from the release of the first movie featuring Hulk Hogan in a starring role, and where, I ask, is the anniversary DVD release? (Note from 2013 RD: It’s right Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF’s No Holds Barred Hype – The BS-o-Meter is About to Get RIP’ed!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 09 November 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1989 Before I jump into tonight’s induction, I would simply like to thank all the readers and writers on this site for their unbelievable support during the recent tragedy of my Mom’s passing.  The outpouring of love and kindness was nothing short of amazing.  I thank you all. It feels like I’ve been covering Hulk Hogan’s movie career for Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bray Wyatt Tries To Return Items To A Halloween Store

3 Submitted by on Mon, 06 November 2017, 08:00
Zephyrhills, FL – WWE Superstar Bray Wyatt attempted to return Halloween decorations to his local Spirit Halloween store to no avail. Wyatt walked into the Spirit Halloween store and placed a box full of Halloween decorations and other assorted items on the counter. “Yes, ahem, I would like to return these items,” said Wyatt, squinting at the worker’s name tag. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Sting cereal

5 Submitted by on Fri, 03 November 2017, 02:00
Sting had his own cereal. The flakes are infused with cocoa which makes them dark and brooding just like Sting himself. And they’re frosted just like the chill Sting felt when he thought he’d been abandoned by his WCW friends who accused him of being an NWO  traitor. Ooo, that’s deep. Let’s see that pussy Tony The Tiger bare his soul Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Trick Or Street Fight – Wrestling meets Smashing Pumpkins (but in WWE, with no Billy Corgan)

16 Submitted by on Thu, 02 November 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2014-???? October 31st, 2002 – that was the night I put away childish things and became a man. Or, at least, that was the night I decided I valued wrestling over candy. That Thursday, I gave my trusty Bob Dole costume a rest (and not just because the ’96 election had long since ceased to be relevant) and skipped Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW.com – A Dead Site Lives at WrestleCrap.com!

77 Submitted by on Thu, 02 November 2017, 02:00
WCW, 2000 As I think everyone knows, Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula (formerly x-entertainment) and I have been buddies for years.  I mean, it’s not like we talk all the time, or even have each other on speed dial…so maybe “buddies” is a stretch.  Still, we’ve respected each other’s work since I started WrestleCrap.com back in 2000.  I consider him, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 267: Happy Halloween!

1 Submitted by on Mon, 30 October 2017, 17:47
Halloween is here and so is WrestleCrap Radio!  The boys embark on a horrifying TRIP…to the Grocery and discuss how a real life friendship has been butchered.  Plus FUN WITH TAMMY!  Don’t blame us, you’re the one downloading it! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Throws A Halloween Party

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 October 2017, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE CEO Vince McMahon has enlisted the help of several WWE Superstars to ensure that his Halloween party is the best ever. Wrestlers gathered in the entry foyer of McMahon’s mansion which had recently been transformed for a Halloween party. Cobwebs had been stretched across the massive double staircase, plastic skeletons dangled from the expensive chandelier, and Continue Reading...
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Quick Note from RD

32 Submitted by on Fri, 27 October 2017, 09:32
I apologize for the recent delays in the site on my end.  I’ve been dealing with some personal issues that I can now address with everyone. I know some of my the folks on here knew my Mom personally, others knew her for a WrestleCrap Radio appearance several years back to which I will link on this. I wanted you Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin’s secret identity is finally revealed via this t-shirt!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 27 October 2017, 02:00
This Steve Austin 100% Pure Rattlesnake t-shirt reveals that Steve Austin is in fact really King Hiss from He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe! Well, it beats being those awful knockoff Ghetto Amusement Park versions of Skeletor, He-Man, and Man-At-Arms that Blade ran into when he was a kid, I guess… And if you haven’t heard that amazing story yet, you can listen to Continue Reading...
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