Jesse Ventura is a PIRATE…and he’s Battling ZORRO!

Did we mention an albino and a mute are also involved?

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

SHOTGUN.

SATURDAY.

NIGHT.

INDUCTED!!!!

WrestleCrap is saddened to learn about the passing of Dusty Rhodes.

The American Dream will never be forgotten.

Have you submitted your Tough Enough tape yet?

The Best In The World Has!

Find out if he has what it takes in a new Headlie!

TNA in trouble?

Not if this TNA legend has anything to say about it!

Get comfy for a new Headlie!

Tammy is Having Fun with Goldfish…and RD & Blade are there to cover it!

Episode 37 is here!

WWE Superstars battle it out in Headlies for the greatest prize of all:

A full name!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Chyna Shows Up at WWE HQ, Stephanie McMahon Lowers Voice Three Octaves As Countermeasure
  • Robert Queen's "Failed This City" List Found, Includes Frank Bertinelli, Isabel Rochev, and Stardust Apparently
  • Dixie Carter's Attempt to Calm TNA Talent: "No Worries, We're Simply Changing Our Name to ROH"
  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
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Legends’ House Episode 4: “Viva Las Vegas”

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It’s time for another edition of Legends’ House, and on tonight’s episode, what happens in Vegas… …may make you physically ill. Cue the opening credits. Speaking of which, has anyone noticed that the theme song is a knock-off of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines”? The only thing the opening is missing is the large-breasted, topless dancers. Those will come later… This Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Linda Hogan wrote an autobiography- for what audience?!

18 Submitted by on Sat, 10 May 2014, 02:00
Linda Hogan wrote a book. Let me repeat that- Linda Hogan wrote a book. “About what?!” you maybe asking yourself. Well, apparently it’s a book about herself, and her time being married to Hulk Hogan. You know, Hulk Hogan- the guy she had recently divorced so she could shack up with some (much) younger guy just before she published this book. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Original Cena/Wyatt Ending To Involve Nikki Bella Proposing

12 Submitted by on Fri, 09 May 2014, 08:00
Scottsdale, AZ – The controversial ending to this past Sunday’s cage match between John Cena and Bray Wyatt was actually not the ending that had been planned. The finish, which involved a little boy singing to John Cena, causing him to be distracted, was thrown together after Cena nixed the original ending only minutes before Extreme Rules started. According to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Inside Out — Triple H gets into a pickle

32 Submitted by on Thu, 08 May 2014, 20:00
WWE Films, 2011 A while ago I was browsing through Netflix when what should appear but “The Naked Man,” a 1998 movie about a wrestler with a “naked” gimmick starring Michael Rapaport. I immediately emailed RD and told him the big news: an obscure movie with “Wrestlecrap” written all over it. Imagine my disappointment, then, when I actually watched the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is A True Champion in this storybook

4 Submitted by on Thu, 08 May 2014, 15:00
Crapper Brian writes: While looking up information about the Disney Adventures Magazine with Hulk Hogan, I stumbled upon this little gem. I’m not 100% if this was just for Hogan because one of the listings has Big Boss Man, Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, Barbarian, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan It’s a picture book titled “A True Champion (An Adventure with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is on the cover of Disney Adventures- and he’s not alone!

15 Submitted by on Wed, 07 May 2014, 02:00
If you’re of a certain age, you probably used to read Disney Adventures Magazine in the 90’s. Here’s the August 1991 issue with Hulk Hogan holding a dinosaurs head the cover and it says “Dinosaurs And Hulk!”. If you’re like me, you’re asking “What in the name of Barry O are they talking about?!” Well, since I don’t have this Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jamison almost dies, but Hacksaw saves the day!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 06 May 2014, 15:00
Nathaniel’s Uncle Jamison caters Prime Time Wrestling, when suddenly an emergency situation develops! Fortunatly, good ol’ Hacksaw Jim Duggan is there to save Jamison’s life with the trusty Hacksaw Heimlich Maneuver, tough guy! The incident shakes up poor Bobby Heenan quite a bit, but he somehow manages to soldier on. What a trooper! (This one’s for you, Randall B.!)....
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The RD & Blade Show with Vince Russo! Episode 28!

15 Submitted by on Mon, 05 May 2014, 20:39
  RD and Blade are joined by Vince Russo for a HUGE announcement!  Is he back with TNA?  Is he working with Jeff Jarrett on GFW?  Maybe he’s back with Vince? Find out EXCLUSIVELY here!  Join the fun for a 90 minute discussion of pro wrestling, Sbarro, video rentals, KISS, and more!    ...
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Someone Bought This: You can appear with The Undertaker or Bret Hart in a cheesy photo

8 Submitted by on Sun, 04 May 2014, 02:00
  Crapper Louis Izzo writes: A few months ago, I sent in pictures from an issue of WWF Magazine, Summer of 1993, which advertised a weird plaque of WrestleMania IX that would have your name in the marquee. I couldn’t imagine anyone spending money on such an odd looking piece of merchandise, but then I saw this in the November Continue Reading...
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Legends’ House Episode 3: “Striking Out”

13 Submitted by on Sat, 03 May 2014, 09:00
Looks like your friendly neighborhood Headlie writer has finally made it to the big time! My very first review on Wrestlecrap. Oh, how I’ve waited for this moment. Sadly those hopes were dashed when I saw this pop up on Facebook: Uh oh. Admittedly, I thought this meant that Vince Russo shooting on me in the upcoming RD and Blade Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: When you hear this song, Linda McMahon is coming to spice things up!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 03 May 2014, 02:00
You may know this song as the WrestleMania song from WrestleMania: The Album (buy your copy today!), but true wrestling fans know that if you take out the vocals and all the sound clips, it magically becomes Linda McMahon’s theme song! Thus ensuring that if you hear this instrumental, you’re sure to be in for some fine robotic “emoting” and Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Massive Search Party Underway To Find JoJo

20 Submitted by on Fri, 02 May 2014, 08:00
Toluca Lake, CA – WWE officials, superstars, and volunteers gathered in Toluca Lake, California to launch a large-scale search party to find missing Diva JoJo. “Listen up, ladies and gentle,” said Vince McMahon, his WWE windbreaker flapping in the breeze. “We have a missing Diva out there. She is 5 feet, 2 inches and probably wearing ugly stretch pants. She’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Sting Mug

6 Submitted by on Fri, 02 May 2014, 02:00
Bryan (who runs the awesome WCW Worldwide blog) found this goofy WCW Talking Sting Mug (?!). Here’s what he wrote about it on the blog entry: Featuring classic Stinger quips like “UGHHH…” and “I’ll be back”!! Yeah, that just about sums it up. I guess when Sting isn’t threatening the NWO, or  constipated, he’s impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger? This is one of Continue Reading...
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