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WrestleCrapMania, Live, March 30, From Atlantic City – The Complete Card!

11 Submitted by on Mon, 10 March 2014, 01:15
The clock is ticking, as WrestleCrapMania finally draws near! The Showcase of the Slighty-Better-Than-Mortals will commence Sunday afternoon, March 30, at 4 PM EST/1 PM Pacific time!   Highlighting WrestleCrapMania, the tournament to determine the very first WrestleCrap World Heavyweight Champion! Fourteen of the top stars in all of WrestleCrap compete until only one man remains, he to be crowned Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Frightmare hangs out with Antonio Cesaro

5 Submitted by on Sun, 09 March 2014, 19:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: We all know that Antonio Cesaro is almost superhumanly strong but here he is (wrestling under his real name Claudio Castagnoli) but what happens when he throws a dude clear up to the ceiling? Just watch for yourself. Wow! What a cool sequence! Yeah, I know we’re supposed to be all about the worst of wrestling, Continue Reading...
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Saturday Night’s Meme Event, March 8, 2014, from Dallas!

6 Submitted by on Sat, 08 March 2014, 22:00
*cue the synthesizer music bed for RAPID FIRE PROMO TIME* SHOT 1: SEAN CARLESS AND VIRGIL SC: YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-EH! This is Sean Carless, The Million Loonie Man. Tonight, right here in Dallas, TX, all of you vending-machine mutts will get to witness the in-ring debut of the most prestigious athlete to come out of the Great White North! The pleasure, however, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Barry Darsow teaches Tokyo Magnum how to play Golf

5 Submitted by on Sat, 08 March 2014, 02:30
The athletic supernova known as “Mr. Hole In One” Barry Darsow attempts to teach Tokyo Magnum how to play golf. What a nice guy Barry is! He’s taking time out of his busy schedule to help a guy he barely knows who’s been transplanted from his native country to the U.S and who doesn’t even speak English. The golf-obsessed guy, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Last Of The “Green Mist” Factories To Close

14 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 08:00
Sakai, Osaka Prefecture, Japan – Abunai! Industries, famous for producing the dreaded “Green Mist”, prepared to close their factory doors for the final time this week, effectively ending an era in Japanese wrestling. The “Green Mist” was a common illegal maneuver used in wrestling where one wrestler would spit the poison directly into the eyes of their opponent, leaving them Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin crossbow, and Goldberg electric toothbrush from Sears Wish Book

7 Submitted by on Fri, 07 March 2014, 02:00
It’s a 2-for-1 entry today, kids! My old buddy and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula put up this article featuring items from the 1999 Sears Wish Book catalog. Two of the things he included in the article that were in the catalog are a Stone Cold Steve Austin crossbow (um… what?!) and a Bill Goldberg Electric Toothbrush. I Continue Reading...
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Induction: Hollywood Backlot Brawl – Brawl and Panties! Brawl and Panties!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 06 March 2014, 21:00
WWF, 1996 In 1996, with Wrestlemania XII just around the corner, Scott Hall declared his intentions to go to WCW after that year’s big event. Normally, this would mean a simple change in booking. Instead of Razor Ramon beating Goldust to regain his Intercontinental Title, he would just lose the match, putting over the champion and leaving the company without Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WCW + MTV + Spring Break = WrestleCrap. Go figure…

7 Submitted by on Thu, 06 March 2014, 02:10
Crapper Jim Shea writes: What happens when you try to take Body Slam: The Movie and bring it into reality in the year 1999? You get THIS! There’s good reason the concept behind Body Slam was never put into practice as you can see here with this confusing mess. But hey, let’s all party like it’s 1999 with some cheesy Continue Reading...
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To Haku! The Sequel!

18 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 20:15
(at a New York area bar, after day one of a recent legends of wrestling convention came to a close…) Haku is a son of a bitch! You guys know what I’m talking about, right? Hell yeah I know Haku! Good friend, but a mean bastard! I wouldn’t mess with em! Toughest gent I know! TO HAKU!  TO HAKU! I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy some time with Buff Bagwell

25 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 14:00
I saw this on Lords Of Pain and just had to preserve it here: Earlier we posted a clip of Marcus “Buff” Bagwell appearing on Showtime’s Gigolos show. Bagwell is now working as an escort for the Cowboys4Angels.com website, which partners with the Showtime show. Bagwell’s rates are $800 for two hours, $1,550 for four hours, $3,000 for overnight, $4,500 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WCW Hotline is slightly less expensive than your house

16 Submitted by on Wed, 05 March 2014, 02:00
 I was browsing through the excellent WCW Worldwide blog and I came across this WCW Hotline ad from a later issue of WCW Magazine. Whoa, it cost $1.69 a minute?! That’s crazy! It says the average call lasts 5 minutes, but let’s assume you’re going to spend at least 10 minutes listening to the hotline because Mark Madden is just that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Just another trip… to the grocery! Or is it?

11 Submitted by on Tue, 04 March 2014, 02:20
Crapper E-Squared writes: To this day, I still wonder if the people in the store were actual shoppers or hired extras. Either way, this was one of the funniest segments ever and I still laugh about Austin’s final line: “Price check on a jackass.” Oh, I’m pretty sure they were extras and this was shot when the store was actually Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Hold Candlelight Vigil For CM Punk

7 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 19:00
Chicago, IL – Hundreds of wrestling fans gathered outside the AllState Arena early this afternoon, holding a candlelight vigil for the missing CM Punk. The gathering was led by Punk’s best friend, independent wrestler and aspiring comedian Colt Cabana. “It’s so great to see so many of you here to support my friend, CM Punk, who has been off of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buff Bagwell looks special. Maybe it’s Maybelline?

8 Submitted by on Mon, 03 March 2014, 02:00
Crapper Micah sent in this t-shirt with a very uh… unique picture of Buff Bagwell. He’s wearing so much foundation that he reminds me of Doink The Clown’s clown white makeup for crying out loud! Seriously, if Buff was wearing any more makeup he’d be a shoe-in finalist on RuPaul’s Drag Race. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that). Even Johnny Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Meet The Tazmaniac!

8 Submitted by on Sun, 02 March 2014, 18:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Well all know Tazz as the street tough “Human Suplex Machine” from ECW or the perpetually bored announcer from TNA but not that many people have seen Taz’s original gimmick the Tazmaniac: a facepainted caveman in a neon orange Tarzan costume! While Tazmaniac stay in USWA would make his way up to ECW (which was at Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Jeff Hardy Creature inside-out face paint shirt

8 Submitted by on Sat, 01 March 2014, 06:56
Crapper Paul S. found this… uh… unique Jeff Hardy shirt and writes: “Ask me about my creature?” What’s that supposed to mean. Wait you mean it folds inside out? Why would you want to… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! GAH!!! So it’s a shirt you can flip inside-out to make a mask out of it? Who would wear something like that except for maybe Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fan Cancels Network Subscription After Learning “1 Night In China” Not Available

8 Submitted by on Fri, 28 February 2014, 08:00
Oshkosh, WI – 24 year-old wrestling fan Danny Burnett has decided to cancel his subscription to the WWE Network after discovering that the streaming website would not be providing “1 Night in China”. The amateur pornographic film stars former WWE stars Joanie Laurer aka Chyna and Sean Waltman aka X-Pac aka 1-2-3 Kid aka Syxx aka Syxx-Pac aka The Lightning Continue Reading...
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