Goldberg won’t follow the script, and neither will I.

So *don’t* read this new induction. I’m going into business for myself.

The Slater Family is having Thanksgiving dinner and you’re invited!

Grab a plate and head on over to Headlies, baby!

This ain’t your daddy’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

Shadow Warriors 2…INDUCTED!

The Undertaker finally got around to listening to his old Limp Bizkit theme song.

The results were not pretty.

Cover your ears and head on over to Headlies!

Can’t figure out the mystery of Sister Abigail?

Kurt’s still trying to figure out the mystery of Aunt Flo!

New induction!

A fight backstage?

License to print money!

Get ready to knock your favorite wrestler’s block off in an all-new Headlie!

Clowns, Muppets, and a Pantsless Chris Jericho!

WCW Pays a Visit to The Dating Game!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Veda Scott Leaves ROH, Immediately Wins And Loses The Raw Women's Championship
  • Irate Fan Swears He'll Only Renew The WWE Network One More Time
  • The Gobbledy Gooker Has Epic Meltdown On Twitter During Survivor Series
  • Vince McMahon Still Referring To Lince Dorato As "Lance Dorito"
  • Dwayne Johnson to Star as Zeus in "No Holds Barred" Reboot
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REWRITING THE BOOK – WHAT IF CM PUNK DIDN’T RETURN SO SOON AFTER MONEY IN THE BANK 2011? (PART II)

3 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 20:08
by Jon Milne Catch up on part I right here! Part 2 Our story continues after the events of Night of Champions. The Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Title remains in the clutches of the villainous group Charisma, albeit with Christian having regained the title after Cody Rhodes and Wade Barrett screwed John Cena out of what would surely have been his victory. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Network Acquires CZW Library, Announces Premium Subscription Tier

6 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 12:00
This Headlie was written by crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul! Stanford, CT – Facing new streaming competition from Flo Slam, New Japan World, Highspots, and Chikaratopia, the WWE has taken a proactive approach to adding new content to the WWE Network. Yesterday, a landmark video streaming deal was struck between the WWE and Philadelphia-based independent promotion CZW. “We’ve listened to the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Grandpa Munster, Godzilla, King Kong, and oh yeah, wrestlers too!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 26 October 2016, 02:00
Back in the 90’s TBS used to have Super Scary Saturday where they’d show Sci-Fi and Horror movies. And they were hosted by “Grandpa Munster” Al Lewis himself! In this episode, Grandpa was showing King Kong Vs. Godzilla! Al decides to ask Jim Cornette and Michael P.S Hayes (AKA: Future WWE t-shirt shiller Dok Hendrix) for their opinions on the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Everything Is Totally Fine At TNA

13 Submitted by on Mon, 24 October 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – TNA President Dixie Carter has assured fans that everything it totally, 100% fine. From her corner office in the back of a nearly empty warehouse now known as TNA Impact Wrestling World Headquarters, Carter took the time out of her busy schedule to assuage any concerns that TNA fans might have as to the future of the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Pre-Show Andre the Giant Battle Royal to Take Place Atop Hell in a Cell

4 Submitted by on Sat, 22 October 2016, 13:49
BOSTON – With three championship bouts taking place inside the Hell in a Cell cage for WWE’s namesake pay-per-view, the promotion is upping the ante of gut-turning peril by adding a pre-show Hell in a Cell match that will double as an Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Plans are for twenty Raw-brand performers to ascend the sixteen-foot-high structure before the actual pay-per-view Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 262! 11th Anniversary Show!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 23:23
What is up with Sasha Banks’ forehead?  Find out the answer to not only this intriguing question, but literally eight gazillion more in the very special 11th Anniversary Edition of WrestleCrap Radio! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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Someone Bought This: Terrifyingly ugly WCW Halloween masks!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found these Sting and Bill Goldberg masks on The WCW Worldwide Blog and writes: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah Goldberg’s tongue really freaks me out, for some reason. Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog writes about these masks… Why is it so hard for companies to create good masks to represent wrestlers? Because they’re cheap masks based on a fad and Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWE Divas meet the Hollywood Medium – Séance Fiction

19 Submitted by on Thu, 20 October 2016, 20:00
E! Network, 2015-2016 In keeping with the Halloween spirit, this week’s induction is guaranteed to send chills up and down your spine… This week, we look at the E! Network’s Hollywood Medium and his séances for the departed souls of wrestlers’ loved ones. What you’re about to read is a collection of tales of ghosts, spirits, and messages from beyond Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part I)

5 Submitted by on Wed, 19 October 2016, 21:26
(Jed’s note: What I’d planned for September’s monthly update I couldn’t pull off in time. Apologies. It’s still coming, next month. In the meantime, #RTB10 kicks off a couple months early! This is a brand new story from a brand new writer. His email is below, and I hope you’ll send him feedback. His style is different from any we’ve Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Goldberg vs. Lesnar – The Most Overhyped, Underdelivering Match Ever!

25 Submitted by on Mon, 17 October 2016, 18:00
WrestleMania XX, 2004 Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds  It’s that time of year again, fellow ‘Crappers. Yes, March Madness is upon us. A time of NCAA men’s and women’s basketball brackets AND the good ol’ Wrestlemania weekend. I always thought it’d be fun to get together with your buddies for a weekend and watch some old Wrestlemanias to get in the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Unveils More Tiered Pricing Plans For The Network

12 Submitted by on Mon, 17 October 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have unveiled a slew of new pricing plan tiers for the WWE Network. After plans were leaked online, the company moved quickly forward in hopes of garnering more attention. The list appeared on WWE.com along with a statement from Vince McMahon saying, “We hope to bring even more specialized entertainment to the ever-growing WWE Universe. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Brooke Hogan autographed 8×10 (still!)

2 Submitted by on Sun, 16 October 2016, 15:14
Brooke Hogan was released from TNA in August of 2013. As of this writing it is October of 2016 and TNA is still selling autographed 8x10s of her– and they only knocked 5 bones off their original asking price! Are you at all surprised that overpriced autographed photos of Hulk Hogan’s talentless airhead daughter who’s been gone with the company for years are still Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Do as WWE says, not as they do.

8 Submitted by on Sat, 15 October 2016, 12:08
For years now WWE has been promoting the idea of stopping bullying. So Be A Star and don’t be a bully! Great! Except there’s just one little problem…  Wrestling by its’ very nature is all about heels bullying faces and often not facing any consequences for their bullying. So kids might see the real Stephanie talking about how bad bullying is up Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Helmet and Hulk and Macho Man Halloween costumes

4 Submitted by on Fri, 14 October 2016, 02:00
I know most of you will be drawn to the Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage costumes (why are the kids holding hands? Is that one of Roddy Piper’s Halloween Safety Tips that I forgot?) but I want to point out the awesome plastic Sgt. Slaughter helmet. What kid says “Yes! I want that Sgt. Slaughter helmet! I love Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Concrete proof that Blade Braxton is wrong, and R.D Reynolds is right.

9 Submitted by on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:14
I need to draw a line in the sand, Crappers! Older, sluttier WCW Miss Elizabeth is a million times hotter than young, boring, “pure” Granny-Panty-wearing WWE Miss Elizabeth, as these WCW posters so clearly illustrate. Blade might know a good horror movie 9and quite a few bad ones, even!) but when it comes to Elizabeth, my old buddy and old pal Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Kevin Nash, The Promoter – Don’t Worry, Your Halloween Costume Will Be Better

47 Submitted by on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:00
WCW, 1999 Halloween is always one of my favorite times of the year.  It’s no Christmas, don’t get me wrong, but it’s still something I look forward to even though the days of eating pounds of chocolate obtained via trick or treating are long since past.  These days, I search out new ways to enjoy the holiday.  For instance, I’ve never Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: A Barbaric used car pitchman!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 12 October 2016, 15:00
Scott Keith posted this commercial in a recent Wrestling Observer Flashback and I just had to share it here. It’s John Nord (AKA: The Berzerker) as Nord The Barbarian doing a commercial for a used car dealership! If you don’t love every second of this commercial then you are simply on the wrong website, bucko!...
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It Came From YouTube: John Cena is nuts about pistachios (and also, he’s an elephant).

16 Submitted by on Mon, 10 October 2016, 16:12
John Cena is Ernie The Elephant! Elephant Ernie’s/John’s dialogue sounds like something straight out of a 1998 Attitude Era episode of Raw.  Lords Of Pain says thusly: John Cena and Seahawks player Richard Sherman are appearing in a new ad campaign from Wonderful Pistachios to educate fans on the nutritional benefits of pistachios. Cena is voicing Ernie The Elephant, a pistachio-loving Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Only 21% of WWE Network Revenue Goes Toward Curing Raw’s Dullness

8 Submitted by on Mon, 10 October 2016, 14:42
While WWE Network has been a godsend for wrestling fans of all ages that enjoy the sort of tailored viewing experience that a vast on-demand library can provide, a recent revelation shows that the money given by said fans isn’t going to the right places. A new study conducted by the Institute of Deflecting Raw’s Ratings Woes Away From Characters We Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Officials Beg Vince McMahon Not To Do A Columbus Day Skit

9 Submitted by on Mon, 10 October 2016, 08:00
Oakland, CA – Tensions ran high during the pre-Raw creative meeting as WWE CEO Vince McMahon insisted on the show including a skit about Columbus Day. “I don’t see what the problem is,” said a frustrated McMahon. “Whenever Raw falls on a holiday, we do a holiday-related skit. Remember on Halloween, we have the women dress up in their favorite Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Goldberg Hopes to Learn Plenty During Upcoming NXT Run

6 Submitted by on Sat, 08 October 2016, 13:57
Speculation has run rampant regarding former two-time wrestling World Champion Bill Goldberg. The 49-year-old heavyweight grappler hasn’t taken part in a wrestling match in over twelve years, but recent talks with WWE through video game conglomerate 2K Sports have Goldberg closer than ever to re-donning the tights. If a deal with WWE is officially hammered out, Goldberg will follow the path Continue Reading...
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Induction: Tiger Ali Singh – The Million Rupee Man

45 Submitted by on Thu, 06 October 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1997-1999 Have you ever contemplated how rare success is in pro wrestling? For every hardcore legend like Mick Foley, there are a thousand stupid kids beating their brains out in their backyards. For every charismatic muscle man like Hulk Hogan, there are a hundred Tom Magees. And for every wrestler like The Rock who surpasses his father’s legacy, there Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Officials Warn of Phony Doink Sightings at Independent Shows

11 Submitted by on Mon, 03 October 2016, 16:47
Public officials across the United States have begun warning local residents about the uptick in Doink the Clown impostors inhabiting the independent wrestling scene. On the weekend of Saturday, October 1 alone, an estimated 37 individuals across the country elected to ply their trade as ‘Doink the Clown’, a popular wrestling character from the World Wrestling Federation in the 1990s, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brian Kendrick Wants To Show You A Body He Found In The Woods

2 Submitted by on Mon, 03 October 2016, 08:00
Mill Valley, CA – WWE Superstar Brian Kendrick wants to show you something cool that he found in the woods. You both skip Chemistry class and head out into the woods behind the baseball field. “Dude, it’s going to blow your mind!” says Kendrick as you walk deeper and deeper in the woods. Kendrick has always been a little different, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Hulk Hogan Gawker trial figure!

13 Submitted by on Sat, 01 October 2016, 13:58
Crapper Ator sent in these pictures of his awesome “Hulk Hogan Gawker Trial” figure. You will remember that Ator also made the Triple H as Kane figure. He writes: Thought the fine folks at Wrestlecrap might get a charge from this TEN INCH TALL Gawker trial Hulk Hogan figure! Well maybe he’s not ten inches like you’re trying to say Continue Reading...
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