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The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Surprise! Sheamus is back…again.

You can set your watch to it in a new Headlie!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

The votes have been tallied…and shenanigans are afoot!

You think you know who won the Gooker?  Trust us, you don’t!

Click the bird to find out why!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Gooker Voting Starts January 5…do your homework by checking out Justin Henry’s Top 50 worst moments here!

Crappy New Year!

Watch as 1997 Goes Straight Down the Crapper…and Even Stone Cold Steve Austin Can’t Save It!

New Induction!

It’s time to go to war (bonnet), brother!

Hulk Hogan’s Goofy Hat Explained in a New Someone Bought This!

You won’t BEE-lieve how cool this Killer Bees shirt is! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year for Ryback.

Find out what the Big Guy did for Christmas in Headlies!

A double dose of the greatest Christmas movie ever made…in Mexico!

El Santa Claus is back!

It’s the Christmas and Black Friday Edition of RD & Blade Radio!

Or if you prefer, the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” Ep!

Merry Christmas, kids!

Bill Goldberg Is Santa Claus!  And He’s Evil!

Wait, isn’t he Jewish?

Whatever.  Our classic Christmas caravan continues!

Kevin Owens is sad.

Cry Owens Cry!

Find out why in a new Headlie!

A movie so terrible WWE Studios had to remake it!

And we’re inducting both of them!

Jingle All the Way…if you dare!

Because you asked for it…it’s back!

The Christmas Induction Classic…The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Like Pac-Man? How about Santa Claus?

You’ll hate them both after reading this classic induction!

The time is nearly here for TNA to invade Destination America!

Get the latest scoopz here at WrestleCrap.com!

Think last week’s Slammys kinda sucked?

Then journey back to 1997…Todd Pettengill awaits!

NEW INDUCTION!

How can you make cookies even better? With the WWF cookie cutters! They’re the all new Someone Bought This!

Buff Bagwell is greased up and ready to go!

Remember Skinemax? If so, this induction is for you!

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds in Piper’s Pit!

Not a joke, not a gag – it’s true!

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It’s the biggest return in wrestling history!

ICP is back in WWE in an all-new Headlie!

RD & Blade Celebrate NINE YEARS of podcasting together!

From WrestleCrap Radio’s Humble Beginnings, we arrive here.  And trust us, you NEED to listen!

The Godfather’s shirt is edgy… and stupid. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

A WWF Thanksgiving Tradition is Inducted: The Karate Fighters Tournaments!

RD and Art join forces for their first ever joint induction!

Rusev has his eyes set on the Great White North’s greatest championship!

 

Read all about it in Headlies!

Kurt Angle and…Jenna Morasca???!!!!

Yes, it’s End Game…and it’s our Newest Induction!

Notice anything different about Summer Rae?

No one else does.

Read all about it in a new Headlie!

The bird is the word for Crush (“jailbird”, that is!) in an all new induction!

Vince Russo interviews RD Reynolds…and yes, it’s all about the Death of WCW.

Be forewarned…it’s an absolute BLOOD BATH.

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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 19:47
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Burt Reynolds’ personal Islanders jacket!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 13:57
As discussed on the ALL NEW Christmas RD & Blade Show, you could’ve bought Burt Reynolds’ WWF The Islanders jacket. I’m sure it doesn’t surprise you that R.D’s Uncle Burt is a wrestling fan- who do you think took young R.D to his first wrestling show as a wee tot? The jacket sold for over $800! They describe the fine Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: El Santa Claus – The Goofiest Christmas Move Ever Made Gets Its Proper Induction!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 10:00
WWE, 2008  Text by RD Reynolds with Triple Kelly Quick note from RD: If you enjoy these classic inductions, why not get all of them and everything else ever on the site via the online archives?  A one-time donation of $14.95 gets you unlimited access to everything.  All the inductions, all the WrestleCrap Radios, all the WrestleCrap Radio videos, everything ever written or Continue Reading...
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Merry Christmas from RD and Blade! Episode 33!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 09:17
Merry Christmas from RD & Blade Radio! We couldn’t decide what to call this episode (which you can download either in iTunes or by clicking here)…it’s either the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” or if you prefer the “Karate Kid Klan” Special Edition! Whatever you choose, we hope you have a fantastic Christmas and New Year!...
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It Came From YouTube: Shockmaster Claus is here with a story

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: A month late for Christmas, to say the least. But, it’s the ShockMaster, so should you be surprised? I remember seeing this and was just….dumb-founded. Then, they had a bunch of the WCW announcers in nightgowns, robes, etc. talking about Christmas, with Chris Cruise looking very uncomfortable. Ugh… Ezenwa surprises us all with a late Christmas Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Santa Buddies: You Wouldn’t Think Puppies Could Suck the Joy Out of Christmas

7 Submitted by on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:00
Direct to Hell DVD Release, 2009 Text by RD Reynolds Mrs. Deal: “Let me see if I got this right: you’re going to make fun of a kids’ Christmas movie starring puppies. What is wrong with you?” Oh no…no no no, Mrs. Deal. Don’t you dare paint me as the villain here. I didn’t make this movie. I didn’t make this horrible, horrendous, Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WWF Christmas Party 2001: They Sure Don’t Have Parties Like THIS Anymore!

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:00
WWF, 2001 Text by RD Reynolds Office Christmas parties ain’t what they used to be. While I was never privy to the insanity that apparently took place back in the 70’s (according to TV and film, those things had everything from guys xeroxing their anuses to drugs to orgies to guys xeroxing their anuses with drugs while having an orgie), I Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The 7 Worst Christmas Specials Ever!

0 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 15:00
Crapper Isaac writes: Whattup! Longtime enjoyer of the site. A year ago I made this video, and I realized today that you’ve reviewed half of the specials on here (and probably will end up reviewing others…) The 7 Worst Christmas Specials Ever… Oh man… A Special Sesame Street Christmas is the complete opposite of Christmas Eve On Sesame Street- it’s Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Slay – Yes, Virginia – Goldberg is Santa Claus!

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 December 2014, 10:00
Movie, 2005  Hey, remember Bill Goldberg? Sure you do. The guy tore through WCW during its boom period, and were it not for the noodle heads running the company at the time, would likely have led them to even greater heights. He had that weird mix of charisma and intensity that made up for his lack of technical prowess inside Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hot Rod believes in Santa and you’d better, too!

4 Submitted by on Sun, 21 December 2014, 18:56
Crapper Jim Venzke writes: The video you posted today was good, but here’s a link to the greatest Prime Time Wrestling Christmas episode ever. Roddy Piper beats the snot out of The Brain for telling the kiddies that there is no San-ty Claus. Classic Bobby Heenan quote, “Santa Claus is just an average guy like me. You kiddies have been Continue Reading...
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Induction: An American Christmas Carol – Sit On It, Marley!

56 Submitted by on Sat, 20 December 2014, 10:00
  Made for TV Movie, 1979 Not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m an absolute fanatic when it comes to A Christmas Carol.  I love the book, but it’s other adaptations of it that really get my chestnuts roasting. Which sounds simultaneously lewd and painful. Anyhoo, I absolutely devour movies featuring the yuletide antics of one Ebenezer Scrooge. It’s Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: He-Man Christmas – We Wish You a Merry Atheist Day and a Happy New Year

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 December 2014, 10:00
Cartoon, 1985 Text by Blade Braxton It’s no secret to listeners of Wrestlecrap Radio, that I am a huge fan of the original He-Man and Masters Of The Universe cartoon. I regard the original set of episodes as some of the best cartoons of the 1980’s. The abomination you’re about to see today however, is quite different. Straying far away from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Already Sick Of Kevin Owens

9 Submitted by on Fri, 19 December 2014, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – NXT’s newest Superstar Kevin Owens has already overstayed his welcome according to multiple disgruntled wrestling fans. Despite several rave reviews of Owens debut at Revolution, the audience has already expressed their displeasure with the independent wrestling sensation formerly known as Kevin Steen. “I had heard a lot about him and now I never want to hear Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once

52 Submitted by on Thu, 18 December 2014, 20:00
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies!  We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now.  And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Star Wars Holiday Special – Welcome to the Dark Side

16 Submitted by on Wed, 17 December 2014, 09:05
Television Special, 1978 Note from RD: As you can probably surmise from the title, this has nothing to do with wrestling. But since reviewing bad Christmas movies has become a holiday tradition here at the Crap, I thought there was nothing more appropriate to cover than this stinkbomb from the late 70’s. Enjoy! November 17, 1978 is a date that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rockers will do a lot of stuff, but they won’t smoke (tobacco, anyway).

16 Submitted by on Wed, 17 December 2014, 02:00
On one hand, they’re right- smoking is bad for you and you shouldn’t do it. On the other hand, when you consider all of the booze and drugs these two have (allegedly) ingested in their lives, it’s really hard to take any health advice from them too seriously.  I can just picture them having this exchange late one Saturday night… Continue Reading...
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