With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

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It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

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NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

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Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

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Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

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They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

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It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

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Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: The Iron Sheik Finally Makes It To Wrestlemania 38

1 Submitted by on Mon, 04 April 2022, 08:00
Dallas, TX – WWE Hall Of Famer fulfilled Bobby “The Brain” Heenan’s prediction this weekend by finally arriving at Wrestlemania 38. Eagle-eared fans fondly remember Heenan’s call from the Wrestlemania X-7 Gimmick Battle Royale. The Iron Sheik shuffled to the ring so slowly that Heenan stated, “By the time the Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania Continue Reading...
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Inducción: 100% Lucha, la película – ¿Quién necesita un brazo cibernético cuando se puede patearle en el escroto?

18 Submitted by on Fri, 01 April 2022, 12:00
2008, Película de televisión 100% Lucha, la película es una película basada en 100% Lucha. ¿Complicado, no? También complicada es la letra del tema musical, pero creo que la tengo correcta:  Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha/Cien por ciento lucha Para los curiosos, 100% Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wendy Choo Excited For (Yawn) Wrestlemania

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 March 2022, 08:00
Queens, NY – NXT 2.0 favorite Wendy Choo is incredibly excited for Wrestlemania and has begun planning her watch party. Sporting a stupendous onesie and hugging a Roman Reigns body pillow, Choo expressed her overwhelming anticipation for the event. “Oh my gosh, you guys. I am so ready for Wrestlemania this weekend,” said Choo sleepily. “ My bunny slippers are Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WACK – Apparently the term “WACK” meant something different to kids in 2006 than it did to kids in the 80s

19 Submitted by on Thu, 24 March 2022, 20:00
Nickelodeon, 2006 Nickelodeon is no stranger to us here at WrestleCrap. After all, a kids network like that is fertile ground for pro wrestling cross-overs, and has been since we first saw it on cable television.  Heck, even Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon got in on the action way back in the 1980s (which you can read about here).  Let’s Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jenna Morasca To Induct Sharmell Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

5 Submitted by on Mon, 21 March 2022, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Early this morning, WWE announced that former Survivor contestant Jenna Morasca would be inducting Sharmell into the WWE Hall Of Fame. Many wrestling fans remember Morasca’s now-legendary bout with Sharmell at TNA’s Victory Road 2009. The match earned Wrestling Observer’s Worst Worked Match Of The Year award, a Minus Five Stars Rating from Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Shawn Michaels on Baywatch – HBKaywatch

14 Submitted by on Thu, 17 March 2022, 22:09
Syndicated TV, 1996 Over the past year or so, I’ve been watching every episode of Baywatch. While that may sound like a dumb idea, the payoff was to be an induction of the Shawn Michaels episode. I figured that watching all the previous episodes would give me a better understanding of the series and its characters, which is an even Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Bron Breakker Receives His First-Week Evaluation

1 Submitted by on Mon, 14 March 2022, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Up-and-coming Superstar Bron Breakker met with WWE officials to discuss his main roster debut earlier this week. While most outsiders had positive things to say, WWE leadership was more critical. Seated at the far end of a long conference table, Breakker nervously listened to his evaluation. “We need you to smile more, Bron,” explained Stephanie McMahon. “Wave Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: NWA vs. Charlotte Police Department – March Madness with Dusty and Friends!

9 Submitted by on Thu, 10 March 2022, 19:32
NWA, 1988 I’ve never been a fan of basketball. I suppose part of that is my physical makeup.  I’ve always been a tall person, and even though I wasn’t 6’5″ in grade school, I was generally much bigger than my classmates.  It was inevitable that people at school suggested I play basketball and I attempted to do so. My height Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tony Khan Buys Wrestlicious

1 Submitted by on Mon, 07 March 2022, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – AEW leader Tony Khan shocked the world this week with the purchase of beloved wrestling company Wrestlicious. Khan made the surprise announcement of the acquisition on this week’s episode of AEW: Dark Elevation. “Earlier this week I acquired Ring Of Honor, a company I’ve loved since I was a teenager,” said Khan to the sold out crowd Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A Test figure

0 Submitted by on Fri, 04 March 2022, 02:00
Look, it’s a Test figure from the 90’s! And you can buy it for only $9.99! I don’t know why, but I’m highly amused by the simple fact that a Test figure exists. I feel so bad for any kid who got this as a birthday or Christmas gift. They felt the bittersweet sting of getting a wrestling figure… but Continue Reading...
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Induction: Nia Jax vs. Charlotte Flair – The Passive Aggression Era

11 Submitted by on Thu, 03 March 2022, 22:38
WWE, 2021 In my last induction, I chronicled the Zombie Lumberjack Match, a bout that topped many a worst-of list for 2021. And as a hokey concept showcased on pay-per-view, it was certainly the highest-profile stinker of the year. But if you skipped RAW every week and only watched the PPVs like a sensible person, you would have missed perhaps Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Faulty GPS Continues To Delay Veer’s Raw Debut

2 Submitted by on Mon, 28 February 2022, 08:00
Columbus, OH – WWE Superstar Veer’s Monday Night Raw debut has been delayed once again thanks to a broken GPS. Weeks of video packages have hyped Veer’s premiere, but the wrestler has yet to make an appearance on Raw. Many have speculated this was due to injury or a lack of creative vision for Veer. Unfortunately, the reasoning was much Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: World Champion Bret Hart is a man with a plan!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 25 February 2022, 02:00
This is “Wrestling World”- one in a long line of wrestling magazines that used unofficial photos of wrestlers. Their photographer just happened to snap a picture of Bret Hart holding a pen and paper and needed an eye-catching headline to go with it. So what headline did they come up with? “Bret Hart Plans His Next Title Reign”. “Plans”?! What kind of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cody And Brandi Go Chair Shopping For Triple H

1 Submitted by on Mon, 21 February 2022, 08:00
Atlanta, GA – Wrestling stars Cody and Brandi Rhodes spent their weekend visiting various furniture stores in search of a new chair for Triple H. Following their surprise departure from AEW, many are speculating that the duo is heading back to WWE. Those suspicions were seemingly confirmed after the couple were spotted shopping for what some are calling ‘an apology Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: R-Truth vs. Stardust – A Tale of Plastic Spiders and a Shoulder Yanked Out of Its Socket

13 Submitted by on Thu, 17 February 2022, 20:00
WWE, 2015 A couple of years ago, I took my son to his first ever night of pro wrestling matches.  It was right before the pandemic hit in full, I want to say perhaps November of 2019.  RD Jr. has never been a huge fan.  While sometimes a high flying acrobatic match or goofball wrestler might catch his attention, more Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Launches Khali Kissing Booth For Valentine’s Day

0 Submitted by on Mon, 14 February 2022, 08:00
Indianapolis, IN – WWE has announced the return of The Great Khali for a special Valentine’s Day edition of Monday Night Raw. The “Punjabi Playboy” will be stationed at a special “Kissing Booth” at the Gainbridge Fieldhouse. For a small fee, fans will actually be able to lay a smackeroo smackdown on the WWE Hall Of Famer. “Nothing says ‘love’ Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWE movie tie-ins – Zombie lumberjacks and a stolen egg!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 10 February 2022, 21:51
WWE, 2021 Since the late 2000s, the so-called “zombie apocalypse” has dominated pop culture. And for the most part, it’s been very, very annoying. From social media tags to compatibility questions on dating sites, one can’t go anywhere online without having to explain one’s role in a fictitious undead survival scenario. For years, posts about the zombie apocalypse littered my Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Shane McMahon Will Jump Off Of Things For Food

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 February 2022, 08:00
Norwalk, CT – Seemingly confirming rumors of his departure from WWE, Shane McMahon was seen wandering around southern Connecticut, carrying out daredevil-style antics in exchange for food. Amateur video uploaded to Youtube have shown the younger McMahon jumping off bus stop enclosures, store awnings, and roofs. “I’ve seen some crazy stuff in New Haven, especially late at night. I’ve never Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Three Faces Of Johnny Knoxville Enter The Royal Rumble

0 Submitted by on Mon, 31 January 2022, 08:00
St. Louis, MO – Beloved stuntman and actor Johnny Knoxville surprised the WWE Universe by entering the Royal Rumble not once, not twice, but three times. With the Rumble in full swing, Knoxville’s Hollywood actor persona entered at number 5. Hollywood Johnny, sporting black hair and sunglasses, sauntered to the ring. Soaking in the adulation from the St. Louis crowd, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Punjabi Prison match play set

2 Submitted by on Fri, 28 January 2022, 02:00
It’s the Punjabi Prison match play set! First, for those of you who won’t know what a Punjabi Prison match is, I will copy and paste from the Wikipedia description: The Punjabi Prison match, named after the Punjab state that The Great Khali (the match’s ‘founder’) is billed from, consists of two large bamboo cages. The first being four sided Continue Reading...
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Induction: NXT 2.0 – The 2021 Gooker Award Winner

53 Submitted by on Thu, 27 January 2022, 20:00
As a brand dedicated to developing wrestling talent, there’s more than a little irony in NXT itself evolving and flourishing beyond all expectations, only to be punished for it. Premiering in 2010 as a hybrid wrestling/reality game show for aspiring Superstars, the original NXT soon devolved into a farce that announcers openly mocked, and that SyFy booted off television. After Continue Reading...
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Headlies: List Of Alternative Names For Walter Leaked

9 Submitted by on Mon, 24 January 2022, 08:00
  Stamford, CT – Fans were in an uproar this week when NXT fan-favorite Walter’s name was inexplicably being changed to Gunther. The anger was quickly magnified after it was revealed that WWE filed a trademark for the name “Gunther Stark”, a name shared by a Nazi U-boat commander. To ease the bad press, a member of the creative team Continue Reading...
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