Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
  • TNA Blames Late Talent Checks on Delays in Pony Express Service
  • Sheamus' New Look Inspired by Kevin Nash's "Master Blaster" Character After HOF Mention
  • Internet Somehow Tolerates 15 Years of WrestleCrap.com, Braces for 15 More
  • Miesha Tate Hires Stephanie McMahon: "She's The Only Woman I've Ever Seen Escape Ronda Rousey's Armbar"
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Induction: Wrestlemania XV – RussoMania

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WWF, 1999 Wrestlemania is always supposed to be WWE’s biggest show of the year, but for a while, it seemed that every other year the focal point of the wrestling calendar would stink to high heaven. Think about Wrestlemanias 9, 11, and 13; if the WWF wanted to break the odd-numbered Mania curse in 1999, they would have to pull Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part II

3 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 17:53
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Aftermath Of Summerslam (2012) The Build To Night of Champions Night of Champions this year is announced to be championship matches only at the PPV. Following WWE Champion CM Punk and new talent Seth Rollins’ decision to join Continue Reading...
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The 50 Crappiest Moments in WrestleMania History!

68 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 15:00
The mere word ‘WrestleMania’ conjures up memories that sets a wrestling fan’s heart aflutter: Shawn culminating the dream, Hogan slamming Andre, Austin kicking off the Attitude Era, Hogan vs. Warrior, Savage vs. Steamboat, Benoit and Guerrero’s curtain call, Hogan vs. Rock, Undertaker’s streak, Shawn’s retirement. This list will not recognize such greatness. Instead, in the spirit of the name of Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week Classic: The Easter Bunny

7 Submitted by on Fri, 03 April 2015, 12:00
This week’s Jobber Of The Week holds the distinction of being the oldest individual to ever make his debut in the wrestling world. And people say Diamond Dallas Page got a late start. Try entering the business at the ripe age of over 500 years old. Yes kiddies, get your Easter baskets ready for one rotten egg of a JOTW. Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: WrestleMania 9 – It Just Doesn’t Get Much Crappier Than This!

39 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 15:00
WWF, 1993 Photos Courtesy Jeff Cohen Ahhh, Wrestlemania. Truly it is the day around which every mark’s life revolves, our own personal Christmas present that WWE allows us to open for just $49.95. Throughout its twenty-year history, the event has played host to countless great matches, unforgettable angles, and shocking happenings that we will all remember for the rest of Continue Reading...
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Thank YOU for 15 Years of WrestleCrap.com!

37 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 08:00
April 1, 2000.  That’s the day a silly little webpage hit the internet for the first time. Looked something like this: It’s been an incredible journey, I will say that. Inspired by a Friend Those of you who have been here for any length of time have probably heard the story behind the creation of the website, but hey, it’s Continue Reading...
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Our Favorite It Came From YouTubes Ever!

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For years, me and RD have kicked around the idea of me loading my wrestling ring up and heading up northeast to put on the long-rumored WrestleCrap indy show/convention. If it ever happens, I’m convinced we will need to book some celebs to really make the evening special. In my opinion, my money should be dropped out on a Fabulous Continue Reading...
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Happy 15th Anniversary, WrestleCrap!

9 Submitted by on Wed, 01 April 2015, 00:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf8ZAMRO1DU HAPPY 15th ANNIVERSARY, WRESTLECRAP! Thanks to R.D, Blade, Art, Jordan, Jed, and all the WrestleCrap staffers from days gone by for making this here website the finest wrestling comedy site on the entire interwebs since 2000! Here’s to 15 more Crappy years!  ...
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Induction: Wrestlemania XI – The Grandest Stage of the Mall

67 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 10:00
WWF, 1995 When it comes to ranking the top ten Wrestlemanias of all time, Wrestlemania XI doesn’t exactly spring to mind, and this was true even in 1995, when there were only 11 Manias to begin with. The first thing you’ll notice about Wrestlemania XI is that its intro recalls moments from every Wrestlemania to date, but precisely zero of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Goes Door-To-Door Apologizing For Wrestlemania

11 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – Following the events of Wrestlemania 31, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has begun a trip across the country apologizing. While Wrestlemania 31 was seen in a positive light overall, the usual detractors were extra vocal, particularly for the Roman Reigns-Brock Lesnar main event. The building criticism of the overall push and direction of the company has caused Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE robots shirt

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 01:05
Crapper Paul S. writes: We have a Wrestlemania 31 Robot shirt. Featuring cute little robot versions of wrestlers which the WWE have presumably built to fight off Hunter’s army of terminators. WWE totally needs to make action figures of those robots, like now!...
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Re-writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part I

6 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2015, 21:05
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Road To Summerslam (2012) The Build To Extreme Rules Following his main event defeat to The Rock at Wrestlemania 28, John Cena comes out to speak at the end of the post-Mania RAW. He picks up the microphone, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shane Douglas + The Fat Boys + Skateboarding = Best video ever.

17 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, that’s The Fat Boys’ (remember them?) cover of “Wipe Out” used for The Dynamic Dudes theme song. Shane Douglas and John Laurinaitis both probably wish you’d forget about this particular point in their careers. Look! They love to eat pizza and drink soda just like I do! They’re so fun-loving and relatable. And you thought Dean Douglas was the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Please come to WCW Nitro- you can get drunk to dull the pain!

9 Submitted by on Thu, 26 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, 14 years ago tonight marked the final WCW Monday Nitro ever! And from the looks of this flyer, they had to sweet-talk people into buying tickets by promising that they’d be able drink themselves stupid(er) so they could get through another miserable episode of WCW Monday Nitro. And all for just $30. Crappers, there is not enough alcohol on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestling really is magic with this My Little Pony comic book!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:51
Crapper Paul S. writes: So looking for another wrestling comic after that Archie book? How about a comic where cartoon horses battle it out? “Cherilee gets a visit from her sister who happens to be one of the most famous wrestlers in Equestria! A long-simmering grudge between the siblings threatens to explode unless Rarity and friends can figure out a Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial 3/25/15 (Quick & Dirty Edition)

3 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:05
Howdy, dear and patient readers. Two pieces of good news I have for you that I wanted to share with you all today, and a pimping of sorts. First up is that the casting call for new RTB writers went well. Have three new writers hard at work on their debut pieces, one of whom will specialize in old-school stuff Continue Reading...
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