Goldberg won’t follow the script, and neither will I.

So *don’t* read this new induction. I’m going into business for myself.

The Slater Family is having Thanksgiving dinner and you’re invited!

Grab a plate and head on over to Headlies, baby!

This ain’t your daddy’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

Shadow Warriors 2…INDUCTED!

The Undertaker finally got around to listening to his old Limp Bizkit theme song.

The results were not pretty.

Cover your ears and head on over to Headlies!

Can’t figure out the mystery of Sister Abigail?

Kurt’s still trying to figure out the mystery of Aunt Flo!

New induction!

A fight backstage?

License to print money!

Get ready to knock your favorite wrestler’s block off in an all-new Headlie!

Clowns, Muppets, and a Pantsless Chris Jericho!

WCW Pays a Visit to The Dating Game!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Veda Scott Leaves ROH, Immediately Wins And Loses The Raw Women's Championship
  • Irate Fan Swears He'll Only Renew The WWE Network One More Time
  • The Gobbledy Gooker Has Epic Meltdown On Twitter During Survivor Series
  • Vince McMahon Still Referring To Lince Dorato As "Lance Dorito"
  • Dwayne Johnson to Star as Zeus in "No Holds Barred" Reboot
All The Latest Crap!

Induction: The Piper-Bagwell Boxing Match – Buff is the (fi)st(ic)uff(s)

31 Submitted by on Thu, 25 February 2016, 20:00
WCW, 1999 In the world of wrestling, worked boxing matches always suck. They sucked when Roddy Piper fought Mr. T… …and they sucked when Scotty Flamingo fought Johnny B Badd. You know what else in wrestling always sucks? Shoot boxing matches with wrestling thrown into the mix. They sucked when Muhammad Ali fought Antonio Inoki… …and they sucked when 16 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Refuses To Put A Shirt On

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 February 2016, 08:00
New York, NY – Going against several warnings from various members of the medical community, WWE Superstar Chris Jericho continues to not wear a shirt in public. Over the past few weeks, Jericho has been appearing on RAW and Smackdown in his trademark jacket, but without a shirt on underneath it. “I warned him about the dangerous of prolonged skin Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap…Now On Instacrap…uh, Instagram!!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:25
Hey hey, fellow Crappers. Looking for a way to add a little crap to your daily social networking experience? Be sure to follow the all new, all official Instagram page for WrestleCrap!!! Right here at http://www.instagram.com/wrestlecrap A great way to stink up the usual barrage of selfies and memes out there in social media!! And if you desire even more Continue Reading...
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Induction: Chyna on Sabrina the Teenage Witch – How’s that for piledriving Miss Daisy?

39 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:00
WB Network, 2002 Sabrina The Teenage Witch was a mediocre sitcom that aired on ABC in the late ‘90s as part of an all-supernatural TGIF lineup, along with Teen Angel (about an angel), You Wish (about a genie), and Boy Meets World (about the walking shadow of the lead actor’s older, more famous brother). Melissa Joan Hart starred as the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Love the NWO spray painted WCW World Title? This is the SBT for you!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 02:00
WWE has released a replica of the WCW World Heavyweight Championship belt with fake NWO spray paint on on it! Hulk Hogan spray painted the WCW World Championship belt with the NWO logo when he won it. And it will only set you back $400 bones! Or you could just buy a cheaper replica of the WCW belt, spend a few Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

4 Submitted by on Mon, 15 February 2016, 08:00
Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

59 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2016, 02:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2016, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

2 Submitted by on Sun, 14 February 2016, 02:00
WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Rusev-Lana-Dolph-Summer Love Trapezoid – The 2015 Gooker Award Winner

59 Submitted by on Thu, 11 February 2016, 20:00
Probably the best thing to come out of the renewed tensions between Russia and the United States* has been the duo of Lana and Rusev. *I can’t think of a second-best thing For a whole year, Rusev and Lana were WWE’s Boris and Natasha, with Rusev as an undefeated, undefeatable, self-styled Hero of the Russian Federation… …and Lana as a Continue Reading...
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Headles: Georgia-Native AJ Styles Given “Evil Foreigner” Gimmick

18 Submitted by on Mon, 08 February 2016, 08:00
Seattle, WA – After much deliberation, WWE officials have decided to go a different route with newcomer AJ Styles’s character. The issue was discussed in a closed-door meeting with Vince McMahon. “This AJ Styles kid is really something,” said McMahon of the 38-year-old, “But who is he?” “Well, Vince, he’s wrestled all over the world with successful stints in both Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Ultimate Warrior’s tape promo

14 Submitted by on Fri, 05 February 2016, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Is it safe to say that Shawn Michaels does not look thrilled that The Ultimate Warrior is trying to wrap tape around his head, neck n’ body? And that Marty Jannetty is trying desperately to be noticed? This promo is confusing, odd, uncomfortable and might also be crap. Wrestlecrap. You have no idea how much seeing Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The WWE Divas Revolution – 2015 Gooker Award First Runner-Up

81 Submitted by on Thu, 04 February 2016, 20:00
2015, WWE “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. “This is awesome!” Clap clap-clap clap clap clap. Amazingly enough, this is how the induction you are reading today got its start, with thousands of fans screaming their heads off, thrilled to be witness to what could have been, should have been, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Heel Big Show vs. Face Big Show Set For Wrestlemania

32 Submitted by on Mon, 01 February 2016, 08:00
Birmingham, AL – WWE leadership has announced that the very first match announced will be a feud that has been brewing for over a decade. “This is going to be the biggest Wrestlemania ever,” boasted Vince McMahon to a throng of reporters.  “AT&T Stadium. Arlington, Texas. You know what they say about Texas, don’t you? They say ‘We’re 39th in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Eric Rowan’s Beard A Surprise Entrant In The Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by on Mon, 25 January 2016, 08:00
Orlando, FL – Out of all the surprise entrants in last night’s Royal Rumble match, none were more surprising than Eric Rowan’s beard. The now-sentient beard entered the Rumble to a mixture of stunned silence and muted horror, quietly swishing back and forth down the aisle. The confused look on wrestlers’ faces showed that the beard’s appearance was not common knowledge Continue Reading...
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And the “Winner” Is…2015 Gooker Announced!

161 Submitted by on Sun, 24 January 2016, 08:00
Gooker voting is complete for 2015!!  And it was exceedingly close.  A look at the percentages showed a tie, but looking at the actual votes does in fact give us a winner…by 17 votes! WOW! As it was so close, we will be inducting both the Divas Revolution (as first runner up) and the Rusev-Lana-Dolph-Summer Love Trapazoid (as the official Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Yodelin’ Antonio Cesaro – Yodelayheehoo!!!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 21 January 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2013 Just as the Gooker Award voting wraps up (you have until Friday night!), we are treated as well to the annual Wrestling Observer Awards.  And hey, who would have thunk it? Cesaro, most underrated.  Third time this has happened in a row.  Dave Meltzer, thoughts? “Cesaro, 35, joins Shelton Benjamin as the only person to win this three Continue Reading...
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In Memory Of Iron Mike Sharpe (1951 – 2016)

18 Submitted by on Tue, 19 January 2016, 02:47
WrestleCrap was saddened Monday by the news that “Canada’s greatest athlete,” Iron Mike Sharpe, had passed away. When I started our Jobber Of The Week column here at WrestleCrap over twelve years ago, I don’t think anyone was more requested to be profiled than the man with the loaded forearm pad, Iron Mike. Any wrestling fan who grew up in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: James Storm Now Allowed To Grab Whatever He Wants Out Of The TNA Merch Closet

12 Submitted by on Mon, 18 January 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – James Storm’s return to TNA shocked the internet as many believed that his appearances at NXT events would lead to a full-time contract. Details have begun to emerge from Storm’s new contract with TNA including the surprising clause that was the difference maker in his decision. “It all comes down to numbers and being able to feed Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 258 with Bill Apter!

6 Submitted by on Thu, 14 January 2016, 22:52
It’s the first WrestleCrap Radio of 2016, and the boys are joined by the legendary Bill Apter!  Pro Wrestling Magazine talk aplenty plus the inside scoop on Bill’s new book, Is Wrestling Fixed? I Didn’t Know It Was Broken! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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