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Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

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“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

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Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

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  • Katy Perry Steals Bam Bam Bigelow's Post LT Face Turn Outfit, Wears at Halftime Show
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Headlies: Raw Extended to 5 Hours, Bryan Alvarez Institutionalized

10 Submitted by on Fri, 03 October 2014, 08:00
Bothell, WA – In a press conference, WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the surprise announcement that his company’s flagship show Monday Night Raw would be adding two extra hours. The extension will now see the program running from 8:00 PM EST to 1:00 AM EST. “This is a very exciting time,” said McMahon with a twinkle in his eye. “We’re Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Championship Belt Bag fanny packs are the ultimate fashion accessory

11 Submitted by on Fri, 03 October 2014, 02:00
Ah, the early 90’s… Milli Vanilli topped the charts! A young rapscallion named Bart Simpson told American that he was “An underachiever… and proud of it, man! And along with Hula-Hoops, Fanny Packs were all the rage with the youths, as you can see with these WWF Championship Belt Bags. If I ever start a band, I’m totally calling it “Sturdy, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Break out your bongos and dig this commercial for WWE cologne and perfume!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 02 October 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean (who is a far-out hep cat for sure!) writes… I do not know if this has been featured yet but I randomly came across this commercial for the WWF Attitude cologne…dear god that was a thing? Beatniks doing poetry? Not the first thing I would think of when wanting to promote your cologne…especially in the Attitude Era. Hell, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk Hogan talking electric toothbrush set starts your day off right!

20 Submitted by on Wed, 01 October 2014, 02:00
I found this Hulk Hogan electric toothbrush set on Amazon and had to share… Not only because it looks cool, but also because it talks! Imagine waking up the morning and the first voice you hear is Hulk Hogan! And you thought only Hulk’s girlfriend got to experience that treat? No way! Plenty of 7 year old boys did, too. Wait, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWE 2K15 goes retro with fan-made Sega Genesis WWF Raw parody video!

20 Submitted by on Tue, 30 September 2014, 11:33
Crapper Brendan Docherty (@BrendanDocherty) sent in this video that he made to WrestleCrap’s Twitter Feed (@WrestleCrap) of WWE 2K15 done like the old WWF Raw Sega Genesis/Super Nintendo game. That is amazing! You put such great details into the graphics! I would buy this game in a heartbeat! WWF Raw on the Super Nintendo was and still is one of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Steve Austin and his famous friends raise awareness about a very important issue

7 Submitted by on Tue, 30 September 2014, 02:00
Steve Austin, Alfonso Ribeiro, and Ralph Macchio band together to raise awareness about a very serious issue in this new commercial for Wendy’s new line of Bar-B-Que Pulled Pork sandwiches. And really, if you can’t trust The Rattlesnake, Daniel from The Karate Kid, and Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, then who can you trust?! #BBQ4Merica I wonder if Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Sid Vicious, Lost in Louisiana – He Has Half the Sense of Direction You Do!

40 Submitted by on Mon, 29 September 2014, 21:00
WCW, 2000 Big news first: the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition is NOW AVAILABLE.  Not for pre-order; it’s shipping NOW.  I will also have a few autographed books available to ship directly from WrestleCrap HQ, which will be available sometime in the near future.  So check back if you are interested! I’ve kinda beat y’all over the head with Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Mega-Maniacs “megaphone” plastic cone

8 Submitted by on Sun, 28 September 2014, 02:00
In 1993 the WWF re-united Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake as a team and turned Jimmy Hart face to manage them. The team was known as The Mega-Maniacs and the only thing of note they did was feud with Money Inc. I believe this (so-called) “Megaphone” was the only piece of Mega-Maniacs merchandise the WWF produced. It’s really just Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Tag Team Wrestling is the worst wrestling video game ever

11 Submitted by on Sat, 27 September 2014, 02:00
Joe Gagne reviews Tag Team Wrestling for the Nintendo NES. He’s absolutely right about everything. This is an awful game. Actually; since I never read the game manuals as a child; I never knew about that awkward menu system until I watched this review. I think I just randomly pressed buttons to try and make something interesting happen because I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Steen Repackaged As “Pierre Poutine”

3 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 08:00
Montreal, Quebec – In what has become an increasing tradition for popular independent wrestlers who go to NXT, Kevin Steen’s character has been repackaged as proud French-Canadian “Pierre Poutine” Steen, who first made a name for himself in independent promotions such as Pro Wrestling Guerilla, CZW, and Ring of Honor, originally hails from Quebec, something WWE officials quickly latched on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bill Watts hates flagrant violations!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Twenty Five years ago on September 26 of 1992, Bill Watts recinded his Over The Top DQ, a dumb rule mind you, and swapped it with this POS rule. Hey, what better way to get viewers interesting and excited about your product than to bog it down with a bunch of nonsensical and confusing rules that don’t Continue Reading...
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Induction: Triple H destroys the minitron – Directed by Michael Bay on acid

13 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 20:00
WWE, 2008 Sometimes here at Wrestlecrap, we think big. We’ve inducted three-hour pay-per-views, long-running characters, and even whole promotions in our illustrious history. On the flip side, we’ve inducted articles of clothing, individual matches, and even one 18-second bout that nonetheless yielded a 1850-word write-up. This induction falls into the latter category. Tonight, we look back at the night Triple Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Wrestling Spotlight has a unique pair of hosts…

4 Submitted by on Thu, 25 September 2014, 02:00
Yes, straight out of the mid-80’s, it’s WWF’s D-Show “Wrestling Spotlight” hosted by Vince McMahon and … Wait… Could it be? OH YEAH! It’s The Lovely Miss Elizabeth(™) joining Vince to host an exciting hour of stale recaps and plugs! She isn’t much of a talker (she’s acting like Randy Savage is just off-stage glaring at her threatening to beat her Continue Reading...
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Jobber of the Week: The Shadow

4 Submitted by on Wed, 24 September 2014, 13:00
Note from Blade: WrestleCrap legend, the late Pistol Pez Whatley, throws on the worst Parts Unknown outfit ever and gets pummeled on WCW Saturday Night. After all these years, I’ve learned one thing: wrestling needs more guys named “Pez.” Note from Blade: This Tuesday, one of Wrestlecrap’s most beloved wrestlers sadly passed away. “Pistol” Pez Whatley, age 54, finally succumbed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan sings in a weird Japanese Air Conditioner commercial

9 Submitted by on Tue, 23 September 2014, 02:00
Oh, this is a good one; Crappers! In this Japanese commercial we have Hulk Hogan who appears to be in heaven (?) wearing nothing but white shorts and a white bandana. He sings a happy little song about the days of the week (??) while we see a baby (???) and a woman talks about the Hitachi Bigflow air conditioner. At Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt is only slightly better than Jaws 3-D.

5 Submitted by on Mon, 22 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes… This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying! Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?! It’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo reads a poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor.

4 Submitted by on Sun, 21 September 2014, 02:00
From the old WWF Tuesday Night Titans show in 1985; Hulk Hogan rambles on and on about his stupid sweat-stained weightlifting belt (much to Vince’s amusing disgust)… But forget that noise! What you really need to see is Lanny Poffo (yes, The Genius himself) reciting a really nice poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor. That right there Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Waffle House Championship Belt

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 15:00
Waffle House World Championship Belt RD Reynolds: “I’ve never been a mark for title belts, but once I saw this, I immediately put it on my Christmas list. I may come out of retirement, even if only once, just so I can cut a killer promo about how my opponent would be “covered, chunked, diced, peppered, smothered, topped, and scattered! Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Tommy Wiseau Hired As New WWE Head Writer

6 Submitted by on Fri, 19 September 2014, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – In a surprising move, WWE has fired their head writers for both Raw and Smackdown and replaced them with enigmatic cult movie director Tommy Wiseau. Wiseau, best known as the writer, director, producer and lead actor in the 2003 movie The Room, was introduced to the company yesterday afternoon. “Tommy will be a natural fit here Continue Reading...
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Induction: The WWE Walkout – Like the Invasion, but in reverse, and with more rectal hemorrhaging

24 Submitted by on Thu, 18 September 2014, 20:00
Or: “An Ace in the hole, and blood in Jerry’s” WWE, 2011 Few WWE viewers were surprised when, at Battleground 2014, Lana the Ravishing Russian invoked recent current events to garner heat. And by that, I mean she literally said, “recent current events” to get boos. This kind of exploitation is nothing new for the company, and all it took Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Van Hammer rocks out in his music video!

7 Submitted by on Thu, 18 September 2014, 02:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: I can’t play guitar for the life of me, but even the late Jeff Healey can see that “Heavy Metal” Van Hammer doesn’t know crap about playing guitar. Hey, at least 3 Count sang their own songs! Between the shots of him obviously not playing the guitar (seriously- I could do a better job Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: ECW Strip Poker – Featuring Ashley, The Shy Trannie

12 Submitted by on Wed, 17 September 2014, 12:00
WWECW, 2006 Text by Triple Kelly I know what you’re thinking as you read that subject line up there, and I admit I somewhat agree: I feel very unqualified writing up this week’s induction. It would be more fair if it were written by RD, Blade, Sean Carless, Derek Burgan, Dr. Keith or Harry Simon. Because they, being heterosexual males (depending Continue Reading...
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