Baron Corbin has been BROKEN.

 

DELIGHTFUL!

 

Find out who he wants to DELETE in Headlies!

Cops who are cyclists vs. a security guard who is Triple H!

A very gamey episode of Pacific Blue –

Inducted!

Want the latest SummerSlam odds and picks?

JOEY NUMBERS HAS ARRIVED AT WRESTLECRAP!

It’s just like Hot for Teacher, except it’s got Gene Okerlund and the song sucks.

Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo from Piledriver…INDUCTED!

Captain Lou was already a little wild and a little strange.

Now he makes his home on Wrestlecrap.

New induction!

What’s worse than the movie Ready to Rumble?

The WEBSITE for Ready to Rumble!

Deadsites have returned in a NEW INDUCTION!

Poor Ken Patera can’t catch a break, but at least WWE gets more use out of the Punjabi Prison.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Columbo and women’s wrestling?

Now that’s a combination as unbeatable as a sunset flip!

“…All the Marbles” inducted!

It’s a whole new world now that Disney has chosen Jack Gallagher as their new Aladdin.

Use one of your wishes to read all about it in Headlies!

Let’s celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the release of Pile Driver by analyzing the music video SCENE BY SCENE!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • Jeremy Piven Excited For SummerFest
  • NXT Takeover Crowds Practicing Chants Before Doors Open
  • Sad Baron Corbin Seen Walking Aimlessly Through Hot Topic
  • Chris Jericho Makes Triumphant Return From Returning From His Return
  • Tiger Ali Singh Patiently Waiting For Call From WWE
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It Came From YouTube: The Gobbledy Gooker dances with his new wrestler friends

31 Submitted by on Tue, 22 November 2016, 02:00
By now I’m sure most all of you have seen The Gobbledy Gooker’s infamous debut at Survivor Series 1990 where he hatched from an egg, and square danced with Mean Gene Okerlund to “Turkey In The Straw”. But did you know he appeared in vignettes shortly afterward on WWF Superstars and WWF Challenge? I guess they wanted to get some Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Undertaker Finally Listens to “Rolling” by Limp Bizkit

9 Submitted by on Mon, 21 November 2016, 08:00
Death Valley, CA – WWE legend The Undertaker finally listened to the song “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” by Limp Bizkit and did not like what he heard. Following the his return on the 900th episode of Smackdown, The Undertaker was riding a wave of nostalgia. After watching several of his Smackdown matches on the WWE Network, Undertaker came to the Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Triple H Vows to Defend WWE’s Honor Against ‘Vigilante’ Goldberg

5 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 23:10
  TORONTO – Irate over how easily the near-fifty-year-old Bill Goldberg mowed down relentless killing machine Brock Lesnar at the Survivor Series pay-per-view, WWE Chief Operating Officer Triple H is calling out the former WCW World Heavyweight Champion. “This has happened before,” seethed Triple H in an exclusive interview. “Some WCW has-been that has spent the previous decade-plus in seclusion Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt

6 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 20:53
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just found this Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt.  I’m surprised the back of it doesn’t say “Goldberg drools”. I imagine this kind of simple-minded crap is how a 10 year old mark fan* thinks… “Austin rules! And Goldberg sucks! Goldberg is a big poopyheaded ripoff of Stone Cold!” *Or Vince McMahon....
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Someone Bought This: The classiest wristwatch of all time (heh heh).

6 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 12:22
Crapper Drew writes: Crapper Drew here. I was doing my weekly perusing of the ‘New Items’ section of WWESHOP (while my girlfriend sighed in the background, but I digress) and came upon this wonderful little piece of bling. It’s quite possibly the classiest timepiece I’ve ever seen, and I’m currently rewriting history in my head to fulfill my time-traveling fantasy Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The revised Survivor Series 1993 poster reveals a fascinating secret!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 02:00
In his excellent Survivor Series Substitutes induction, Art wrote about the times when a wrestler or wrestlers would have to be substituted for others in the history of the Survivor Series. In the Comments section for that induction, Crapper Saint Stryfe posted a comment about the 1993 Survivor Series poster that was too funny for me not to feature on Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie’s Thanksgiving PMS – A period piece

44 Submitted by on Thu, 17 November 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2002 Raw may have a monopoly on the Monday-only holidays like Memorial Day, MLK Day, and Columbus Day, but so long as Smackdown aired on Thursdays, it was the perennial home of Thanksgiving. And besides, none of those Monday holidays are all that fun, aside from the occasional, totally off-base history lesson from Vince McMahon. Thanksgiving, on the other Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Star Wars Holiday Special – Welcome to the Dark Side

24 Submitted by on Thu, 17 November 2016, 15:10
Television Special, 1978 Note from RD: As you can probably surmise from the title, this has nothing to do with wrestling. But since reviewing bad Christmas movies has become a holiday tradition here at the Crap, I thought there was nothing more appropriate to cover than this stinkbomb from the late 70’s. Enjoy! November 17, 1978 is a date that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jesse Ventura figure political ad

4 Submitted by on Tue, 15 November 2016, 12:33
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor Of Style!) writes: These poor child actors probably had no idea what they were doing in this ad for Jesse Ventura’s 1998 campaign for governor. I guess the stupid ad worked, though! Okay, that’s pretty creative, I’ll admit… and I totally would have bought a talking Governor Jesse Ventura action figure and desk play Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Mattel Debuts Rock’em Sock’em Wrestlers Game

9 Submitted by on Mon, 14 November 2016, 08:00
El Segundo, CA – World-famous toy manufacturer Mattel announced today that they have joined forces with the WWE to create a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots game starring WWE wrestlers. In a conference call with investors, Mattel CEO Christopher A. Sinclair said of the partnership, “WWE and Mattel have a long history of creating fun for children and horrible annoyances Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Candy Bars

8 Submitted by on Sun, 13 November 2016, 19:53
Stop by your local FYE and check out our EXCLUSIVE line of @WWE chocolate! We have unique flavors like “C” Salt Caramel, Pop Rock, & more! pic.twitter.com/6Ar7623pEX — f.y.e. (@officialfye) November 12, 2016 It’s official WWE candy bars! Just don’t pay attention to the fact that most of the bars are the same Milk Chocolate flavor and buy them for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Steve Austin suffers a humiliating loss in WCW

7 Submitted by on Fri, 11 November 2016, 02:00
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor of Style) writes: It was the mid-90s, and WCW had a hot young heel named Stunning Steve Austin. When US champ Ricky Steamboat was too hurt to wrestle him, they awarded him the title–but didn’t leave it at that. Instead, they brought out a man making his WCW debut and forced Austin into a Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW on the Dating Game – Featuring Muppets, Clowns, and Pantsless Chris Jericho. You’ve Been Warned.

34 Submitted by on Thu, 10 November 2016, 20:00
Game Show, 1998 Over the years, we’ve inducted plenty of game shows featuring pro wrestlers, seemingly everything from Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon on Double Dare to Booker T revealing himself to truly be The Weakest Link by thinking Thanksgiving was in October (and if that doesn’t get you to pony up $14.95 for the WrestleCrap archives, I don’t know what will).  Family Feud, The Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it, Crappers…

2 Submitted by on Thu, 10 November 2016, 19:14
In the Comments for the ugly early 90’s Sting Nuan clock, Crapper MistaMaddog wrote: Glad no one made a Crow Sting clock since waking up to that thing would be creepy. 😛 I’ve got one better! How about an NWO Wolfpack Lobster Crow Sting clock? How’s that for terrifying? I love that it’s part of the “Hume Furnishings Collection”. I Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if CM Punk didn’t return so soon after after Money In The Bank 2011? (Part IV)

8 Submitted by on Wed, 09 November 2016, 19:11
by Jon Milne If you missed everything that came before this, the final part, catch up now with Part I, Part II and Part III! Part 4    Our story reaches it’s final stages as the Road to Wrestlemania hits fever pitch. CM Punk, the man who created huge shockwaves in the wrestling industry after his iconic moments of June Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Family Guy + MS Paint + Wrestling Themes = Crap

2 Submitted by on Wed, 09 November 2016, 15:00
Crapper Thomas writes: Found these on YouTube and realised they must be shared for ridicule… clearly someone who cannot spell, cannot get wrestlers names correct and has very little connection between the characters and the entrance music… surprised it wasn’t Mike Adamle behind these… Wow… This is the kind of thing a not-so-bright 10 year old would make with MS Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jack Tunney Expected to Carry Parts Unknown in Landslide

16 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 19:32
It’s a landslide! For the ninth Presidential election in a row, incumbent Jack Tunney is expected to win re-election by a hefty amount. To the surprise of no one, Tunney is expected to carry Parts Unknown with the near unanimity of the vote. The sovereignty has consistently voted Tunney since his first appearance on the ballot in 1984, and the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Rhino Political Fundraiser Spaghetti Dinner poster

13 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 10:00
This is a poster for a fundraiser to raise funds for Rhino’s political ambitions. Check out the disclaimer: “Rhino will not be cooking the spaghetti”. Aw, man! Let me guess, he also won’t be wearing a giant Chef’s hat as illustrated, either? Maybe he’ll wear a crown, instead? KingRhinosSpaghettiBarn.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
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Classic Induction: Barack vs. Hillary – Screw Elections, Let’s Settle This in the Ring!

6 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 10:00
WWE, 2008  Text by Triple Kelly with RD Reynolds Another month, another holiday behind us. The day of bloodsuckers, mindless zombies and flesh-eating ghouls. Halloween? No, silly – I’m talking about ELECTION DAY! And to commemorate this year’s Election Day, we’re going back to take a look at yet another former Gooker Nominee. I know we get a lot of International ‘Crappers that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 21:15
Friend of WrestleCrap Matt at Dinosaur Dracula just posted a new article with seven great toys from the 1991 JCPenney catalog including this plastic Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set. I remember the table was too small to really do anything on except have a little snack (by yourself of course, because there wasn’t room for two Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Broken Matt Hardy Accidentally Deletes Billy Corgan

8 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 08:00
Cameron, NC – Ousted TNA official Billy Corgan secretly met with TNA wrestler Matt Hardy at his palatial estate in North Carolina to plot a coup against Dixie Carter. “Dearest Billiam, thank you for coming to the Hardy Compound and Kid-teractive Funasium,” said Hardy. “I trust the guard drones did not give you a problem? Would you like a Fresca Continue Reading...
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