Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
  • TNA Blames Late Talent Checks on Delays in Pony Express Service
  • Sheamus' New Look Inspired by Kevin Nash's "Master Blaster" Character After HOF Mention
  • Internet Somehow Tolerates 15 Years of WrestleCrap.com, Braces for 15 More
  • Miesha Tate Hires Stephanie McMahon: "She's The Only Woman I've Ever Seen Escape Ronda Rousey's Armbar"
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: He-Man Christmas – We Wish You a Merry Atheist Day and a Happy New Year

8 Submitted by on Fri, 19 December 2014, 10:00
Cartoon, 1985 Text by Blade Braxton It’s no secret to listeners of Wrestlecrap Radio, that I am a huge fan of the original He-Man and Masters Of The Universe cartoon. I regard the original set of episodes as some of the best cartoons of the 1980’s. The abomination you’re about to see today however, is quite different. Straying far away from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Already Sick Of Kevin Owens

9 Submitted by on Fri, 19 December 2014, 08:00
Winter Park, FL – NXT’s newest Superstar Kevin Owens has already overstayed his welcome according to multiple disgruntled wrestling fans. Despite several rave reviews of Owens debut at Revolution, the audience has already expressed their displeasure with the independent wrestling sensation formerly known as Kevin Steen. “I had heard a lot about him and now I never want to hear Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once

52 Submitted by on Thu, 18 December 2014, 20:00
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies!  We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now.  And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Rockers will do a lot of stuff, but they won’t smoke (tobacco, anyway).

16 Submitted by on Wed, 17 December 2014, 02:00
On one hand, they’re right- smoking is bad for you and you shouldn’t do it. On the other hand, when you consider all of the booze and drugs these two have (allegedly) ingested in their lives, it’s really hard to take any health advice from them too seriously.  I can just picture them having this exchange late one Saturday night… Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial – Updates

19 Submitted by on Sun, 14 December 2014, 11:12
Hey, constant and eternally patient readers. Two issues to discuss today. First is the RTB e-book. This one hurts to talk about … unfortunately, circumstances have arisen that have caused the cancellation of the book. Namely this nasty sticking point called American copyright law. Publishing RTB here on Wrestlecrap is one thing; it’s still probably dicey in the eyes of Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land: The Cartoon That Will Make You Hate Pac-Man AND Santa

11 Submitted by on Sun, 14 December 2014, 09:01
ABC Cartoon, 1982 Text by RD Reynolds Standard December Disclaimer: Every year, I take a week away from doing wrestling inductions to review the very worst of Christmas movies and specials. And this is that week! I do hope you enjoy a very special, and very horrible, Christmas Comes to Pac-Land! As anyone who has read this site for, oh, 90 Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Babes in Toyland – Georgy Porgie Puddin’ Pie, Shows RD His Cameltoe and Makes Him Cry

6 Submitted by on Fri, 12 December 2014, 09:15
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1986 Special Note from RD: This is yet another trek down memory lane, as I take a look at one of the worst holiday movies ever made. This has nothing to do with wrestling, but in the spirit of the season, I thought it might be fun to cover. If you just want wrestling, hit the back Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Begins Cross-Promotion With Destination America Shows

2 Submitted by on Fri, 12 December 2014, 08:00
Silver Spring, MD – Following the news that TNA will be airing on Destination America, several stars under the Discovery Communications umbrella will be appearing on each other’s shows. “We are absolutely thrilled to have TNA Wrestling join the Discovery family,” said President and CEO David Zaslav. “TNA will fit in well with other Destination America shows like ‘Amish Haunting’ Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 1997 Slammy Awards – Featuring Mankind vs. Cosmo Kramer

22 Submitted by on Thu, 11 December 2014, 20:00
WWF, 1997 It’s Slammy season once again, and with it, it’s time to look back on a different era of the prestigious awards, when the trophies were handed out not during a weekly wrestling show, but in a gala event in a ballroom on the eve of Wrestlemania. Modern-day Slammy Awards shows simply can’t top the excess and extravagance of Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: He’s not The Mountie!

12 Submitted by on Wed, 10 December 2014, 13:49
Someone sent this video oddity in to Scott Keith’s blog (click here to read what the person who submitted it wrote). Apparently it was a local promo Jacques Rougeau did for a match in Ottawa, Canada after The Royal Canadian Mounted Police made WWE drop The Mountie gimmick. I don’t think he ever wrestled on TV as Jacques Rougeau during Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The return of Damien Demento

1 Submitted by on Mon, 08 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: It doesn’t matter if he’s Mondo Kleen or Damien Demento, he still is a fuckin’ jobber. I couldn’t disagree more. Phil (Damien) is a good sport with a great sense of humor. He’s one of the wrestlers who really “gets” WrestleCrap! The gimmick might be WrestleCrap (actually, I always thought it was pretty cool and that Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Dolph Ziggler To Take On A Ladder At TLC

12 Submitted by on Fri, 05 December 2014, 08:00
Austin, TX – On this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE COO Triple H announced that Dolph Ziggler will be facing a ladder at the TLC pay per view on December 16th. Despite losing power at Survivor Series,Triple H was in the ring addressing the crowd for the first 20 minutes of Smackdown, when the restless crowd began to cheer Ziggler’s Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Weird WCW vinyl window decal

16 Submitted by on Fri, 05 December 2014, 02:00
This is a vinyl window decal I found on Amazon. “My Wife Is My #WCW”? What on earth does that mean? “Baby, you’re my defunct, badly-managed wrestling promotion that churned-out a bunch of stupid angles that I couldn’t stand to watch”. “Aww, thanks, sweetie!” says your lovely bride as she gives you a peck on the cheek. Crappers, please tell me that Continue Reading...
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Induction: Day Of The Warrior – Buff Bagwell Wants Snoo-Snoo

22 Submitted by on Thu, 04 December 2014, 20:00
Movie, 1996 American Male. N.W.O. Member. Monday Night Raw participant. Escort. Marcus “Buff” Bagwell has worn many hats, most of them in the hideous top hat category. A while back, rumors began to spread that for the first time ever Bagwell was going to be starring in an honest-to-goodness adult film. Well I am here to put those rumors to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Keep your WWF Hasbro figures safe with a collector’s case

8 Submitted by on Thu, 04 December 2014, 02:00
This is a page from the 1993 Toy Fair catalog. Look Crappers; I know the problem you’re facing. You have a Hasbro Skinner figure that you want to protect. You want “The Model” Rick Martel to retain his high value. You don’t want your dog eating I.R.S! You need a way to keep it safe and sound. What you need to do is invest Continue Reading...
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