With all the NXT talent coming back, Triple H is going to have to make some cuts.

It’s such good Headlies, pal!

It’s 1993.  It’s the WWF.

So let’s hand out some crappy awards!

NEW Induction that kicks off another new feature at WrestleCrap.com!

Welcome to…SQUASH OF THE WEEK!

Another new column at WrestleCrap.com!

Ric Flair’s Last Match? Not so fast, ‘Naitch!

Strut on over to Headlies for an exciting investment opportunity!

Squat: It’s how they looked, and it’s what they accomplished!

The WWF’s Squat Team — Inducted!

Vince McMahon retired, but he’s still staying active.

Walk on over to Headlies to read all about it.

Celebrate Shark Week the WrestleCrap Way – with War Games ’95, Featuring the Dungeon of Doom!

NEW Induction!

It’s the battle of the models as Rick Martel faces Max Dupri.

Strut your stuff to Headlies!

They said this gimmick could never get over…

…and they were right.

Shhhhhhhhh! Read this induction.

It’s Sti…I mean, it’s MJF!

Check out his all-new look in an all-new Headlie!

Kane vs. the Big Show in a TECHNICAL WRESTLING Battle for the Ages!

Catch as Catch Can Becomes Catch as Catch Can’t in a NEW INDUCTION!

It’s the 4th of July and Seth Rollins’s suit is even louder than usual.

This Headlies goes off with a bang!

Two forgettable characters…

Two crappy wrestling capers…

One new induction!

All The Latest Crap!

Headlies: The General Confronts Brandi Rhodes

4 Submitted by on Mon, 14 December 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Insurance spokes-cartoon The General joined Papa John’s investor Shaquille O’Neal to confront AEW CBO Brandi Rhodes following the shocking water-splashing incident on Dynamite. O’Neal, the genius behind the album ‘Shaq Diesel’ was joined by the cartoon spokesman to confront Rhodes. AEW announcer Tony Schiavone was brought in to mediate the discussion. “At the request of AEW officials, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Moves To The Villages After Signing Sting

2 Submitted by on Mon, 07 December 2020, 08:00
The Villages, FL – All Elite Wrestling stunned the world for a second time this week after announcing that they would be moving their base of operations to The Villages. Known as ‘Florida’s Friendliest Active Adult Retirement Community’, The Villages is a sprawling age-restricted city. Community rules dictate that no one under 55 can live in The Villages, but AEW Continue Reading...
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Induction: Kenny vs. Spenny does pro wrestling – No more Mr. Yarp Yarp

20 Submitted by on Thu, 03 December 2020, 20:12
TV episode, 2008 Kenny vs. Spenny was a Canadian comedy reality show where two friends compete in a new challenge every week. Spencer Rice, aka “Spenny” (in wrestling parlance, the “babyface”) usually plays each challenge straight and usually loses. Kenny Hotz (in wrestling parlance, the “total scumbag”) usually cheats and usually wins. Spenny must not watch the show, like most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H “Dressed As The Rock” Balloon Debuts At Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade

2 Submitted by on Mon, 30 November 2020, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – A giant balloon of WWE Hall of Famer Triple H dressed as The Rock debuted at this year’s Greenwich Thanksgiving Day Parade. The balloon, referencing the infamous in-ring segment where Degeneration-X impersonating The Nation of Domination, featured WWE Executive Vice President Triple H dressed up like beloved movie star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Sporting a fake wig, Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 300!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 29 November 2020, 16:36
It’s not a perfect game…but on the plus side, it’s not a blood bath either.  Whatever.  WrestleCrap Radio 300 is here! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show Continue Reading...
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Quick update from RD

24 Submitted by on Wed, 18 November 2020, 20:25
Hey there fellow Crappers!   You may not have heard, but I was in a car wreck this week. It’s all good, I appear to be ok (neck and back hurt a bit). However, that along with my house winding up flooded in the same 48 hour span (!!!!) has caused my schedule to go completely out of whack. I Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW To Release First-Person Psychological Horror Video Game

5 Submitted by on Mon, 16 November 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – In a phone call this morning, AEW CEO Tony Khan announced that AEW’s first video game will be a first-person psychological horror game and not a traditional wrestling game that many expected. “We here at AEW are all huge video game fans and we want to provide the fans something truly different,” said Khan. “A wrestling game Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestling Troll dolls?

1 Submitted by on Fri, 13 November 2020, 02:00
In the early 90’s, Troll dolls were hugely popular. So some company got the idea to take traditional action figures and give them Troll doll heads. And thus, we got the Troll Force line! They made knockoffs of plenty of popular action figures, including wrestling figures! They called one of the wrestlers “Big T”. (No, not him!). The other one was Mohawk. (No, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Bob Backlund for President – Nation of Exacerbation

30 Submitted by on Thu, 12 November 2020, 20:00
The results are in, and over 60% of voters on Twitter agreed that Bob Backlund’s presidential candidacy belonged in the hallowed halls of WrestleCrap. Don’t blame me – I’m just carrying out the will of the people. WWF, 1995 Mr. Backlund, the delusional moral crusader and purveyor of malapropisms, was easily one of the best characters of the New Generation Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Fans Dreading Election References During Monday Night Raw

7 Submitted by on Mon, 09 November 2020, 08:00
Washington, D.C. – The WWE Universe is bracing themselves for many painful lines and skits referencing the presidential election on this week’s Monday Night Raw. Apprehension grew over the weekend as rumors spread of WWE procuring hundreds of miniature American flags. Pictures of red, white, and blue fireworks  at the Amway Center have been shared on Twitter. An article by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Genius’ poetry book offer from WWF Magazine

4 Submitted by on Fri, 06 November 2020, 02:00
Crapper Louis Izzo writes: From the pages of WWF Magazine, the April ’91 issue to be exact. Seriously, what is this? Is this some goofy gimmick to get people to hand Vince their mailing addresses, or was there a serious attempt at marketing something from the Genius as a legitimate product? Wow! I guess blondes really do have more fun! Continue Reading...
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Induction deadlock – WrestleCrap needs your vote!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 05 November 2020, 20:00
The process by which we at WrestleCrap decide what is and is not crap is a complicated – and some critics would say, antiquated – one. Yes, it has steered us wrong more than a few times, but over the past 20 years it has served the website exceptionally well. This week, however, the election results are inconclusive. The question: Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Teens Missing After Entering Haunted Impact Zone

6 Submitted by on Mon, 02 November 2020, 08:00
  Orlando, FL – Authorities are reporting that four local teenagers have been missing since Halloween night. Friends report last seeing the group entering the former home of TNA Wrestling, the Impact Zone. Rumors have been rampant that the old, decrepit wrestling location has been haunted since its closing in 2018. “We’re still trying to piece together exactly what happened,” Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 299 – Halloween 2020!

0 Submitted by on Sat, 31 October 2020, 09:15
It’s October 31 and it’s WrestleCrap Radio.  This never ends well! This show is made possible by our listeners pledging their support on Patreon.  Without your support, WrestleCrap Radio WOULD NOT EXIST, so THANK YOU!   As a special way of showing our gratitude, we have relaunched the RD and Blade Show…exclusively for our Patrons!  And the newest episode is on there, right now! Join the fun by clicking here! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!...
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INDUCTION: Halloween at Roddy Piper’s – Finally, Someone Who Gets That it’s TRICK or Treat!

13 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2020, 20:00
WWF, 1985 When you say “Halloween” around these here parts, it means just one thing: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.  Whether it be the legendary safety tips we’ve played on WrestleCrap Radio for years or the time when he knocked out Brother Love with a pumpkin on Prime Time Wrestling, it seems no one better exemplified the spirit of the holiday than Hot Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Begins Production Of ‘Newsies’ Musical With Wrestling Legends

2 Submitted by on Mon, 26 October 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Building off of this past week’s Chris Jericho/MFJ musical number, All Elite Wrestling will now be producing their own version of the Broadway hit, Newsies. The musical, based off the 1992 Disney movie about the Newsboys Strike of 1899, will feature wrestling legends Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, and Jake “The Snake” Roberts in lead roles. “The response Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Mullets “Smackdown” – Billy Ray meets Bully Ray

35 Submitted by on Thu, 22 October 2020, 20:00
UPN television episode, 2003 In my last induction, I noted that Australia’s version of Are You Being Served? set a WrestleCrap record for the earliest wrestling episode in a TV series’ run, and that only the impossible-to-find first episode of The Mullets could possibly dethrone it. Well, lo and ye shall behold – within days, a kind reader emailed me Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Now Using “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” For All Decisions

5 Submitted by on Mon, 19 October 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – After the positive feedback from reintroducing WCW’s iconic “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” on NXT, WWE officials have agreed to start using the wheel to make all of their decisions. WWE CEO Vince McMahon revealed the new contraption at a meeting this morning. “The truth of the matter is, no matter what we do, we’ll always Continue Reading...
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Quick Update from RD & Art

9 Submitted by on Thu, 15 October 2020, 19:58
Hey hey fellow Crappers!  RD here with an update from myself and Art. You may have noticed there was no new induction last week (although there was a pretty awesome WrestleCrap Radio), and sadly, there will be no new induction this week.  As some of you know, I help with a charity called Rupert’s Kids, and we have an arcade. Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio 298!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 08 October 2020, 20:00
We’re not going to lie – the first 18 minutes or so of this show may be the worst audio we’ve ever done.  On the plus side, it gets MUCH better after that.  So hang in there, if for no other reason than to learn where that wacky comic book panel of “Ken Patera” comes from. This show is made possible by Continue Reading...
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