INDUCTION: The Final ECW Finale – This Is(n’t) Extreme

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WWECW, 2010

While I was never the biggest Extreme Championship Wrestling fan on the planet, I did enjoy and will forever be grateful for Paul Heyman’s Philadelphia-based science experiment. A quick glance into the WWF or WCW around 1993-94 and you could see that pro wrestling was in the doldrums and in need of a reinvention.  In my estimation, that happened due to two things:

  1. Eric Bischoff throwing caution to the wind and the rules out the window with Nitro, signing big names to big contracts and having them face off on weekly prime time television.  I’ve said it before and I will say it until I am blue in the face: the early days of WCW’s hot streak were awesome.  Gone were boring squash matches and in were PPV quality lineups.  Sure, it ended up a complete disaster, but it was fun while it lasted and it changed the business forever.
  2. ECW being, well, extreme.  Extreme to the point of utter, unbridled insanity at times.  Keep in mind, stuff like Sabu somersaulting from into the second row or Sandman smoking and drinking his way to the ring simply didn’t happen in mainstream wrestling.  It created a new ideology where perhaps, just perhaps, wrestling could be something more than cartoon characters.  Something darker, something more dangerous.  And in many ways, something far more fun.

When I was originally approached to write the sequel to the first WrestleCrap book, I knew there were realistically only two choices, both of them detailing the demise of the companies listed above.  And while my publisher really wanted me to do The Death of ECW (because why wouldn’t ECW Press want that?), I couldn’t fathom doing such a thing.  And the reason was it felt like unlike WCW, in ECW we had this little company with people that would do nearly anything to help it succeed.

It made them easy to cheer for, you know?

Shortly after both companies met their end, WWE swooped in and picked up the remnants for pennies on the dollar.  And while WCW was by far the more popular of the two promotions, it was ECW that somehow got a revival as a weekly show promoted by Vince McMahon’s crew.  It was miserable of course – realistically, how could it have been otherwise?  It seemed unfathomable, but when the bell finally, finally tolled for the promotion, it was under WWE’s jurisdiction.

So how was ECW’s finale?

You’re reading an induction at…what do you think?

In the interest of fairness, the quick sepia intro featuring tons of insanity from the original promotion did actually make me long for those days of yore.  Sandman.  Sabu.  Super Crazy.  New Jack!

Just seeing those men had my mind reeling…who would be in the final ECW match?  Could we see Tommy Dreamer back?  Raven?  Stevie Richards?  

No silly – you get this man:

Ezekiel Jackson!

Was the Musketeer busy or something?

And who was calling the action?  Thinking Joey Styles, maybe Joel Gertner?

Yeah, uh, no.

I’m starting to get the feeling this isn’t going to be a very extreme send off.  

And in fact, we don’t even go to a match before these geeks start promoting the show that is going to replace ECW, which believe it or not would be…


But this isn’t your father’s NXT, this is…wait, I guess this would be your father’s NXT.  

And it kinda sorta really sucked.  

You see, this was where a bunch of “rookies” had WWE pros guiding their careers, put together in such a way that fans pretty much wound up hating everyone involved.  And you’ll start to discover why later tonight!

To the ring we go, and “Savannah” is doing introductions.  I kinda pride myself on pro wrestling history (I made an ECW Musketeer reference above for crying out loud!), but I literally have ZERO idea who this is.  Was she only on this show?  Someone give me the storied history of Savannah below in the comments, please.

We get a tag team title match to start things off, with the Miz Show defending the straps.  If you ever wanted to explain to your friends just how long Miz has been floating around the midcard in this company, you can blow their minds by telling them he was in ECW.  

Their opponents would be the hardcore duo of Goldust and Yoshi Tatsu, who is definitely extreme.  I mean look at him – he’s wearing an ECW shirt (likely picked up from the clearance rack).  

How much more extreme could you possibly be?

And holy crap, his theme music is the most absurd, cartoonish crap you ever did hear.  It sounds like something Gex would have run around to on the original Playstation.

I may need to make that my ringtone.  I suggest you do the same.

So the two teams have the most basic, boring, WWE tag match imaginable.  And it ends with Miz hitting the skull crushing finale for the win.  So yes, kids, eleven years ago, he was a tag champion, just like he is today.  Or was last week.  I won’t lie, I quit paying attention.  But my guess is in eleven more years he’ll probably be in the exact same spot and I’ll be complaining about it exactly the same as I am today.

Time to hear about the Pros and Rookies on NXT!

So Chris Jericho will be guiding the career of young Wade Barrett, who we are told is “wanting money and will do anything to get it!”  Was his original gimmick that of a bank robber?  If so, I somehow missed that.

Matt Hardy is the mentor of Justin Gabriel, “a dynamo of energy, a cross between Matt Damon and American Idol‘s Adam Lambert!”  I get the feeling that is less a sentence than a random collection of words, one I am too lazy to Google and determine if they actually fit together in any cohesive form.

Also, how weird is it to see Matt Hardy just smiling and looking normal?  That’s almost creepier than the whole spiel over the last few years of him being broken.

Just when I was about to give up on anyone extreme showing up we get…


Oh me oh my how I love this woman.  Remember when for like a year straight anytime something was great I’d post this picture?

And remember how eloquent she was and how she enunciated every single syllable perfectly?  Who could forget when ECW was going to go out of business when she told everyone on the staff that losing their jobs wasn’t a bad thing, nor a good thing, but rather a GREAT thing?


For tonight, however, she is explaining to all of us watching that NXT will feature “eight aggressive and opinionated rookies” in a way only she can.  Sadly, she is interrupted by Zack Ryder, pre-Long Island Iced Z, who asks a great question: why on earth would Christian and Ezekiel Jackson be in the final ECW title match?

Unfortunately, he follows it up by saying that HE should be in the final ECW title match.

You said it, kid from the USS Intrepid!

Rosa Mendes lays down a challenge in Espanol, to which sadly Tiffany replies in English.  I can only imagine how awesome her Spanish would have been.  Maybe sometime we could go to Chuy’s and get some TexMex to find out.

We get more NXT pairings next, with us being told that MVP will be mentoring some skinny dork named Skip Sheffield.

Wait, no…holy crap, that’s RYBACK!!!!

I kinda feel like it would be topical to make a joke about a poll and him retiring, but honestly, that’s beneath me and my high brow humor.

I’d like at this point to bring up the fact that we’re almost halfway through this ECW finale and we’ve only had one match.  I mean, while I don’t really want to see Zack Ryder versus some D-level WWE enhancement guy, I’d much rather see that than…

…The Abraham Washington Show.

I inducted that already, right?

Why yes, I sure did.

Now if you don’t want to go out and read that past induction, here’s the gist: a guy named Abraham Washington (who has since seemingly vanished off the face of the earth) would come out and do a mock late night show.  The only saving grace of this was Tony Atlas doing the dirt worst Ed McMahon impersonation you ever did see (and holy crap am I dating myself with that reference!), laughing at complete random and just being a total buffoon. 

On this episode, Abraham introduces a very special guest, the best guest he’s ever had he notes.  This guest would of course be himself.  Then we get yet another tired WWE trope, namely Guy A coming out (in this case Shelton Benjamin) followed by Guy B…

…who I stared and stared and stared at until it finally hit me: that there is LANCE ARCHER of all people.  I was never a big fan before, but I kinda want to go buy a shirt to support the poor guy since he had the unfortunate task of not only being on this train wreck of a show, but being on this train wreck of a show during an Abraham Washington bit.

If that wasn’t weird enough, the AEW cavalcade continues as TRENT shows up too!  I’d like to think his Mom was waiting out back with the mini van running waiting for his match to end.

And just when you thought this ship hadn’t quite hit a large enough iceberg yet, here comes Vladimir Kozlov, who promptly destroys everyone for no real reason.  But hey, it ended that dumb portion of this dumb program so I guess I should buy a shirt to show my support for him too.

Back to the Pros and Rookies, as we get Carlito and Michael Tarver, another guy I have almost zero memory of.  Sounds like a guy Blade probably would have known since we’re told his dad was a sparring partner of Mike Tyson.

Now THIS I do of course remember, because it caused such an uproar when it was originally announced that Miz would be the guide for ROH superstar Brian Danielson, cleverly renamed Daniel Bryan.  To this day, it is still one of the douchiest slaps to the face of hardcore fans WWE has ever given. Just a complete and utter troll job.

Rounding out the initial NXT crew would be Christian with Heath Slater…

…R-Truth and David Otunga…

…along with CM Punk and Darren Young.  Somewhere, I’d like to think Bob Backlund will see this photo and decide to make Darren Young(‘s hair) great again.

Finally…FINALLY…we get to the last match in ECW history, with Christian vs. Zeke in an Extreme Rules Match.  And we all know what that means, which is…

…hold on, what on earth is Regal wearing in that photo?  Seriously, is that an animal print vest?  If WWE is serious about becoming “like Marvel” as they claim, I sure hope they have someone better in mind to play Kraven the Hunter than William Regal.

So this match is exactly what you’d expect from a WWECW encounter, with Christian coming down to the ring with a grocery cart of gimmicks…

…Zack interfering and getting thrown into a garbage can…

…and Tiffany and Rosa having the most timid “catfight” imaginable.

Oh, and if for some reason you thought maybe this company would want to send off ECW and its fans in a happy manner?

Forget about it.

No, let’s have Zeke pin Christian for no reason to put this promotion into the ground once and for all.

And that, kids, was the bitter end of ECW.  While some would claim it died years early (and count me amongst them), this was the last heap of dirt thrown on its remains.  Anything but a memorable finale, but seriously, were you expecting anything else?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

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26 Responses to "INDUCTION: The Final ECW Finale – This Is(n’t) Extreme"
  1. Trench says:

    I would totally watch a movie where William Regal is Kraven.

  2. #OPC says:

    A Tiffany reference? Yay!

  3. CF says:

    Adam Lambert: Most-recent lead vocalist for (what’s left of) the band Queen.

    And you have NO IDEA how much it pains me to have typed that.

    (Would the opening scenes of _Highlander_ rate an Induction? 🙂 )

  4. Paul R. from Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion says:

    “Savannah” was Angela Fong, better known as Black Lotus in Lucha Underground. I had no memory of her being in WWE, either. – Paul

  5. Mr Forth says:

    Was strange WWE began subverting fan expectations before Disney Star Wars made it “cool”

  6. Triple A says:

    Michael Tarver wore a mask. If he was in the current product he’d be the number 1 heel on Raw.

  7. Alex says:

    Great induction, the final months of ECW were really disappointing. The worst of it is that WWE could have done what they are currently doing with NXT and put it under the ECW brand. It would have been perfectly fine. Instead we had a new Velocity.

    On another topic, is there a reason we still have no AEW induction while they are providing materials on almost a weekly basis? Is there a legal threat like the one that caused issues to Botchamania?

    • Guest says:

      Because despite what you and the other 85 WWE apologist think AEW in two years hasn’t produced anywhere near the amount of bad stuff that promotions like WWE has produced in 36 years and still does even as their ratings have tanked.

  8. Andy says:

    Isn’t this actually a fitting end to ECW? ECW started out in 1992 as a bottom-rung promotion, using WWF castoffs, and rookies nobody had ever heard of(nor cared about).

    So, 18 years later, WWE sent off ECW as a poorly-put-together Z-list show, featuring WWE castoffs, and guys most people can’t remember ever existed.

    It’s Full Circle, the Circle of Life etc.

  9. Jay says:

    The ECW belt still got a better ending than the WCW World Television Championship: being dunked in a garbage can by Scott Hall, then scavenged by Jim Duggan.

    I wonder who has the physical belt now? Did Ezekiel Jackson keep it? Is it in the WWE HQ? Will it show up on WWE Most Wanted Treasures?

    • Larry says:

      The WCW World Television Championship actually DID end up on “WWE Most Wanted Treasures”. Apparently, Duggan sold it years ago & they haven’t been able to find it. They went to one collector who had an entire room full of actual wrestling titles, (they guy was a gazzilionaire & his house was practically a mansion). He actually had the original TV title from the 80’s but did not have the Duggan one. The guy said if he doesn’t have it, it’s not going to be found.

      • Jay says:

        Huh…the more you know. Now I have to find/watch that episode. Someone is LEGIT sitting on a piece of Wrestlecrap history and might not even know it.

  10. Mr Boing says:

    Calling Miz a “floater” is probably the best way
    To describe him and his time with WWE

  11. Amanda Traphagan says:

    I imagine Ezekiel Jackson pawned off
    The ECW title for a boom box

    I could hear Bobby Heenan saying that

  12. ThePWBPoster says:

    I thought I was the only one that called it WWECW, the promotion did have potential in WWE’s hands at first by having a handful of the older ECW talent but quickly turned into a WWE show and a terrible one at that except for the lovely Tiffany.

    Turns out RD that Savannah supposedly was just for the WWECW show alone and was a backstage interviewer/ring announcer she had stuck around for NXT for a minute then she was released.

    • E-Squared says:

      I think I remember seeing for a bit. I have a feeling that Lauren Mayhew is much more forgettable as a ring announcer, and she had appeared in movies and was in a girl group called P.Y.T.

  13. Enhancement Talent 3 Mark II says:

    Great induction RD. But I don’t quite understand the Chuy’s Tex-Mex reference. Does Tiffany work there now?

  14. Doc 902714 says:

    To be fair the original ECW’s final show on TNN wasn’t good either. I’d say it even deserves its own induction.

  15. ClawsomeMan says:

    As far as I’m concerned, this incarnation of ECW was finished the minute the Big Show won the belt and killed the brand.

  16. Thomas Moffatt says:

    David Otunga still retains employment with WWE despite doing nothing… seriously, how come this guy has avoided being released in WWE’s April Spring Cleaning?

    • Rich says:

      He’s only on pre-shows and commentator panels. He also provides interviews for specials the network runs. The rumor is he’s mostly kept around to help Vince with legal advice.

      • Thomas Moffatt says:

        He hasn’t appeared on pre-show panel in over a year – his legal advice must consist of a few black and white stills of Vince in a compromising position…

  17. Efraim says:

    I’m just realizing how many awful “Christian & Slater” puns we were spared when they did not stay together post-NXT.

  18. His Bubbliness says:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; if anyone was expecting ECW to still look the same with the same stars from 1995 in 2010, it deserved to go out of business.

  19. Steve Plano says:

    Imagine Bryan Danielson going to WWE for big $$$ knowing he could out-wrestle 90% of the roster at the time being treated like crap by The reality-show putz Miz….

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