Category Archives: SBT Classic

Older stuff that someone, you know, bought.

Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

28 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWE Talking Soap

14 Submitted by on Thu, 12 June 2014, 15:00
WWE Talking Soap When RD told me he picked me up something totally ludicrous from WWE Niagra Falls during his recent trip, I was a happy camper. I just love crappy WWE merchandise. What could it be? A part of me wished it was one of those new dumbass HBK teddy bears/lions that are in the new WWE catalog. If Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Andre The Giant 5x Shirt

11 Submitted by on Sun, 08 June 2014, 15:00
Andre the Giant T-Shirt Item Description: “Now you can own the same giant-sized T-shirt that Andre wears! With his actual handprint on the front and footprint on the back, wear it as a night-shirt or even belted as a mini! US made, 50/50 cotton/poly blend. $14.95″ RD: Four words, no more: BELTED AS A MINI....
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Someone Bought This Classic: Rubber Damien

11 Submitted by on Sat, 31 May 2014, 15:00
Rubber Damien Thanks to Hasbro (maker of the little plastic WWF figures we all know, love and collect), now you and your friends can recreate the historic moment when Earthquake gave a Quake Splash to Jake the Snake’s pal Damian. But rubber burgers don’t taste so good in an Easy Bake Oven, pleh! The rubbery reptile even comes with his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts

20 Submitted by on Mon, 26 May 2014, 15:00
From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.” RD: I was already to bury you for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Matilda Shirt with Blade Braxton

5 Submitted by on Sat, 24 May 2014, 15:00
From Jobber of The Week Head Honcho Blade Braxton: “Hey Islanders and Bobby Heenan…just you try to come and kidnap my bitch!!!! Piss on Stephanie McMahon…. …I should’ve been the catalog model!” RD: With that look, you should have been the catalog model…for Gay Biker Bar Monthly....
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Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle

15 Submitted by on Tue, 19 March 2013, 09:00
From Fellow Crapper Casey Carr: “Oh man is this ever gay: I “heart” Kerry Von Erich black & white puzzle. It has 1985 on it. As you can see all peices are there and it will remain together for shipping. 10×13″ RD: I like the fact that they are keeping the pieces together for shipping. I guess they figure someone dumb Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: 14″ Edge

9 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 09:00
14″ (Well Endowed) Edge Figure Blade: I’m sure that most Crappers have at one time in their life owned a wrestling action figure. But what’s a fan to do if Jakks decides to never make one of your favorite wrestler? Well, then it’s time to break out the clay and paint and customize one. For instance, RD has a custom-made Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Dave Batista Cereal

3 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 09:00
Batista Cereals Com Chocolate! Mark Cardoso writes: “From Azores, Portugal comes the WWE Batista Flakes. A cereal some unknown that Big Dave himself chuckled at it when I brought it to him to be autographed.”   RD: “Dave may be laughing, but as for myself, I am somewhat scarred, perhaps irreparably and for life. After all, is it just me, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone

11 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 09:00
Stone Cold Phone Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors. “How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube Classic: “Diamond” Dan Garza!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 21 January 2013, 09:00
RD Reynolds: Finally, my mentor and friend, “Diamond Dan” Garza, has made it to YouTube! Check out the Splendid Gem taking on the Snowman, who unfortunately is not portrayed by Jerry Reed. I sure hope Miss LA (that would be LAURA ANGELIQUE) doesn’t see that chick in the bikini leading you out to the ring, pally. Oh, and fellow Crappers, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Layla’s Oranges

2 Submitted by on Sat, 12 January 2013, 12:37
RD Reynolds: Ok, I’ve been doing these columns for like five years or something, and just when I think nothing can top the latest most ridiculous item wrestling companies have tried to pawn off on fans, I find WWE selling oranges autographed by Layla. Let me repeat this: “What’s tangy and sweet, good for you and looks good in orange? Continue Reading...
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