Category Archives: SBT Classic

Older stuff that someone, you know, bought.

Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

21 Submitted by on Wed, 12 February 2014, 09:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

28 Submitted by on Tue, 26 March 2013, 10:15
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Kerry Von Erich Puzzle

15 Submitted by on Tue, 19 March 2013, 09:00
From Fellow Crapper Casey Carr: “Oh man is this ever gay: I “heart” Kerry Von Erich black & white puzzle. It has 1985 on it. As you can see all peices are there and it will remain together for shipping. 10×13″ RD: I like the fact that they are keeping the pieces together for shipping. I guess they figure someone dumb Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Big Bossman Laundry Bag

7 Submitted by on Wed, 13 March 2013, 10:15
Big Bossman Laundry Bag From Fellow Crapper Mills Madness: “Ray Traylor as the guardian angel of your soiled linens? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the officially licensed Big Boss Man laundry bag. Whomever purchased this should be servin’ hard time.” RD: As sad as I was about the passing of Ray Traylor, I can sleep better at night Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Andre The Giant 5x Shirt

5 Submitted by on Tue, 05 March 2013, 10:15
Andre the Giant T-Shirt Item Description: “Now you can own the same giant-sized T-shirt that Andre wears! With his actual handprint on the front and footprint on the back, wear it as a night-shirt or even belted as a mini! US made, 50/50 cotton/poly blend. $14.95″ RD: Four words, no more: BELTED AS A MINI....
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Someone Bought This Classic: 14″ Edge

9 Submitted by on Thu, 28 February 2013, 09:00
14″ (Well Endowed) Edge Figure Blade: I’m sure that most Crappers have at one time in their life owned a wrestling action figure. But what’s a fan to do if Jakks decides to never make one of your favorite wrestler? Well, then it’s time to break out the clay and paint and customize one. For instance, RD has a custom-made Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Dave Batista Cereal

2 Submitted by on Tue, 26 February 2013, 09:00
Batista Cereals Com Chocolate! Mark Cardoso writes: “From Azores, Portugal comes the WWE Batista Flakes. A cereal some unknown that Big Dave himself chuckled at it when I brought it to him to be autographed.”   RD: “Dave may be laughing, but as for myself, I am somewhat scarred, perhaps irreparably and for life. After all, is it just me, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Rubber Damien

5 Submitted by on Tue, 19 February 2013, 09:00
Rubber Damien Thanks to Hasbro (maker of the little plastic WWF figures we all know, love and collect), now you and your friends can recreate the historic moment when Earthquake gave a Quake Splash to Jake the Snake’s pal Damian. But rubber burgers don’t taste so good in an Easy Bake Oven, pleh! The rubbery reptile even comes with his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Phone

11 Submitted by on Fri, 15 February 2013, 09:00
Stone Cold Phone Coming to you from the WWF’s Attitude Era merchandise oversaturation machine, The Stone Cold Phone! Now you too can reach out and touch someone with the can of whoop ass you could open up on family, friends and bill collectors. “How do I know I didn’t pay $11.95 for Cheeks and Thong’s Up in Stroke on the Continue Reading...
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