Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

It Came From YouTube: UWF cookies!

1 Submitted by on Wed, 28 June 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: What wrestling fan couldn’t resist a “Dr. Death Steve Willaims Oatmeal Pina Colada” cookie? Particularly in one with less appealing packaging than found at your children’s bakesale. This commercial also mentions a new cookie coming soon called “The Herbie” which I can assume is covered in a white dust that isn’t powdered sugar....
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Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Metal is as soft as aluminum foil

6 Submitted by on Fri, 02 June 2017, 02:00
Stone Cold Metal is a compilation of metal/rock songs apparently approved by Stone Cold Steve Austin himself! Boy, oh boy! Let’s take a look at the track listing: Song Band Rock You Like a Hurricane Scorpions God of Thunder Kiss Balls To The Wall Accept Perfect Strangers Deep Purple Breaking The Chains Dokken Dreams I’ll Never See Molly Hatchet Stranglehold Ted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Minimalist Bret Hart and Bob Backlund shirt

3 Submitted by on Fri, 26 May 2017, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I don’t know if you ever covered this before in Someone Bought This but this “less-is-more”, minimalist and very, very shitty WWF New Generation T-shirt always seemed a little familiar to me…. Hey, how about that New Generation youngster Bob Backlund He was a spry 40 years old at the time. What you can’t see is that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Poorly timed Sean Waltman “New Weed Order” shirt

4 Submitted by on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:07
Crapper Paul S. writes: So Sean Waltman was recently arrested for possession of marijuana and meth with intent to sell. Two weeks later Pro Wrestling Tees releases a new official Sean Waltman shirt that says “New Weed Order” with a hemp leaf on it. Great timing! Like I know next to nothing about the law but I think any prosecutor Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You Can Own The House of Horrors!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 02 May 2017, 07:34
Ever wanted to own a piece of WWE history? How about some WrestleCrap? Now you too can fight your foes in the actual House of Horrors! Seriously, it’s for sale.  Here’s the link! And thanks to the folks at Deadspin for the link back to us at the end of the article!...
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Someone Bought This: WCW / NWO Looney Tunes merchandise

9 Submitted by on Tue, 18 April 2017, 15:15
My buddy Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just put up a great article and photo gallery all about WCW and NWO Looney Tunes merchandise. I particularly like this WCW Tax “No Turning Back” shirt because as The Death Of WCW book illustrated, once WCW started sliding downhill there really was no turning back! TAZ HATE WATER BAD WRESTLING! ...
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Someone Bought This: A talking Roddy Piper figure with one major issue…

17 Submitted by on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:12
R.D just sent this video to me with the following email: FROM: R.D Reynolds. TO: The Big Cheese Paul Kraft. SUBJET: please post and sticky this asap Sweet Christmas. This is legit the worst ever. So I knew it had to be something really awful… Yikes! You weren’t kidding, boss! Okay, I get that since he’s dead they can’t bring Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you got this trading card, you really struck out!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Conti found an Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz (!!!) trading card! He writes: Even I, who bought cards of Trent Knight and CougarJay, refuse to pay for this one. Oh wow, they just gave anybody a trading card, didn’t they? I like the prominent ICOPRO logo in the background. Yes, apparently even fake baseball players used enhancement supplements…...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

68 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Play Nintendo Wrestlemania in a whole new and terrifying way!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 22 February 2017, 02:00
If you play Wrestlemania on the NES with the Acclaim Wireless Remote Controller then a wrestler will reach right out of your TV screen and try to kill you! Wow! It really puts me in the game… …a really, really bad game. Notice that in the game footage we see in the commercial it’s a two-player game being played but Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 02:00
WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk And Socko Connection!

6 Submitted by on Mon, 06 February 2017, 23:24
Crapper The Doctor of Style writes: It wasn’t Mick Foley, but Eric Bischoff and his marketing company, who got hired to promote an energy drink called “Socko” about 10 years ago. Eventually Socko got a tie-in with Bischoff’s buddy Hulk Hogan, resulting in “Hogan Energy.” (photo attached) Ingredients include “Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed,” which must’ve played Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 03 February 2017, 02:00
In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise! Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”.  I’m just going to copy and paste from the website… Coming this December…… TNA Wrestling presents Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition “Brawl Aboard!” Pricing: Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy) Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based Continue Reading...
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