This week I have something a little different for you. Consider this my early Christmas gift to you all! I have something absolutely jam-packed with Destrucity for you to Foke on! Longtime readers will know that R.D has already inducted one of The Ultimate Warrior’s “WARRIOR” comic books, but that is only the tip of the crazy iceberg, my friends. Continue Reading...
Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
It Came From YouTube: Raw video game Strategies and Secrets with Todd Pettengill and WWF Superstars!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:18Todd Pettengill is here with tips and secrets for the WWF Raw video game for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo. And there are some early clips from the first year or so of Monday Night Raw that are pretty cool. Some are memorable, others… not so much. But that’s not all! Some WWF Superstars have some secret tips, too! Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Wrestlicious (baby!) trailer
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 26 November 2013, 00:00Some guy won the lottery and instead of doing something noble or charitable decided to use that money to start up a woman’s wrestling promotion (so yes, Someone Bought This) complete with Jimmy Hart as an on-screen character. If you were trying to make me hate your lame vanity woman’s wrestling promotion, this annoying trailer featuring a lousy song, shoe-horned Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Stro (as in “Maestro) is selling boxers and anything else you might want with his picture on it.
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 25 November 2013, 02:41Christmas is just a month away and we here at WrestleCrap have all your Christmas shopping needs taken care! Remember former WCW wrestler The Maestro? Now he’s just The Stro and you can buy your own The Stro boxers. There’s plenty more stuff in The Stro Store in all sorts of different categories including a thong, women’s pajamas, a Teddy Bear, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The greatest DVD cover to ever feature a wrestler
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 November 2013, 02:24From the Engrish.com blog (er, make that “brog”) I give you an Asian bootleg compilation DVD featuring The Rock on the cover which they decided to call.. well, you see it up there! What; did Vince Russo move to China and start making up bootleg DVD titles or something?! I hope this title doesn’t give those porn parody movie producers any ideas… Be Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Here’s your chance to punch Hulk Hogan right in the face!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 November 2013, 16:39Have you ever wanted to punch Hulk Hogan right in his stupid face? Sure, we all have! Now you have your chance with this TNA Hulk Hogan bop bag! Pretend you’re Randy Savage circa 1989 and beat Hulk Hogan into a pulp in a jealous rage when you have paranoid delusions about him stealing “your” Miss Elizabeth! Or you could Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Goldberg eats Spree candy
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 19 November 2013, 07:27Goldberg enjoys (?) some Spree Candy which should make you want to go buy some, I guess. I wonder what the director had to tell Bill before he yelled “ACTION!”? “Okay Goldberg, we want you to look shocked, and then smile and nod. Got it?”....
Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101″ (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: If you’ve lost your marbles, i’ve found them… WWF marbles, that is!
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 14 November 2013, 15:41What could be better than marbles with pictures of wrestlers in them? Well, um a lot of things. But these are still pretty cool pieces of wrestling merchandise. I like that they’re called “Rad Rollers”. How totally 80′s is that? They’re gnarly to the max and totally rad! And look! They’re specifically labeled “action marbles” as opposed to all those other Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Anti-Heenan brigade is here, and they have custom t-shirts!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 November 2013, 04:00Lord Alfred interviews some people who are not fans of one Bobby “The Brain” Heenan as evidenced by their “No weasels in neck braces” t-shirts. I just want to know where they got those shirts from. Custom made, I assume? They should’ve sold them in WWE merchandise catalogs....