Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: This Undertaker Sound Bank sounds stupid.

2 Submitted by on Fri, 16 September 2022, 02:00
I’m just going to copy and paste from the auction where I found this thing… WWF Superstar The Undertaker Sound Bank – This bank stands 8 to 10 inches tall and manufactured by Ringside supplies. You can make the Undertaker say “The Undertaker rest in peace.” by either pressing a button or putting a coin in the slot located on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior mug

4 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2022, 02:00
Feel the power of The Ultimate Warrior mug! It fills your hot cocoa with Destrucity and FOKE! Eh, I think I’ll just stick with those mini marshmallows instead… I could totally picture Warrior drinking 6 or 7 cups of coffee with a ton of sugar out of this thing before every interview though…...
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Someone Bought This: This Rikishi shirt is just ass!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 19 August 2022, 09:00
Rikishi dancing is fun. Rikishi shoving his ass into guys’ faces however is not fun. This shirt, featuring “Back Dat Ass Up!” and Rikishi’s ass on it is so tacky and embarrassing that even destitute children in Third World countries would turn it down if they were given it in a Care Package and say “No, thanks. I’m fine, really…”. Because Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s nWo Boat

1 Submitted by on Wed, 10 August 2022, 09:00
Currently up for sale is Hulk Hogan’s nWo boat – at only $99,000 it’s a bargain at half the price!  It has shots of all his fantastic films airbrushed all over it!   Buy it now (by clicking rightchere!) before Conrad does!  ...
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Someone Bought This: This Jim Ross figure has issues…

3 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2022, 02:00
It’s the rare “Caffeine Overload Jim Ross” figure! Look at those eyes! Also look at his glasses that he stole from Ralphie from A Christmas Story!  Perhaps Jim is just impersonating Jim Cornette in that one picture? You know the one… Yeah, that one. According to his jacket, his  favorite show is not “Raw Is War”, but “War Tony” whatever Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bad WCW bedding artwork

2 Submitted by on Fri, 29 April 2022, 02:00
It’s a WCW pillow case! Okay, we’ve got Buff Bagwell, Sting, Bill Goldberg, Macho Man Randy Savage, and… uh… Who’s that last guy supposed to be? Diamond Dallas Page? Did the person who drew that ever see DDP? “Ooooh Yeah!”? Did Randy Savage pay the artist to stick his catchphrase haphazardly in the middle there?...
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