Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: Dok Hendrix 8×10 publicity photo

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 June 2022, 02:00

It’s a circa 1995 Dok Hendrix promotional 8×10 photo! I love the idea of some 10 year old asking Michael Hayes to sign this in 1995 simply because the lines for The Undertaker and Bret Hart were too long at the autograph signing before the house show....

Someone Bought This: One of the most fashionable jumpsuits ever…

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 June 2022, 02:00

It’s an official WWF cameraman jumpsuit! Yes, the same one worn by WWF cameramen back in the late 80’s and early 90’s! Does come with “WWF Television” on the back! If I owned done of these I would wear it every day. It’s only second to this one, of course:...

Someone Bought This: You have the right to wear this stupid shirt!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 June 2022, 02:00

It’s a Right To Censor shirt! Until I found this I had no idea one ever existed. This is one of those shirts where I can’t believe more than maybe 7 people actually bought it! Notice it says “Anvil” on the tag in the back? Jin Neidhart- Honorary RTC Member!...

Someone Bought This: This Jim Ross figure has issues…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 June 2022, 02:00

It’s the rare “Caffeine Overload Jim Ross” figure! Look at those eyes! Also look at his glasses that he stole from Ralphie from A Christmas Story! Perhaps Jim is just impersonating Jim Cornette in that one picture? You know the one… Yeah, that one. According to his jacket, his favorite show is not “Raw Is War”, but “War Tony” whatever Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: What time is it? Time to get a new watch!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 May 2022, 02:00

It’s a really cheap Hulk Hogan watch! This is the kind of little trinket you’d get for 25 tickets at Chuck E. Cheese, or something you’d find at the bottom of Froot Loops! I bet the batter wasn’t replaceable either, so once the battery dies, it’s worthless! I bet WWE charged $25 for this piece of junk! (And yes, I Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Akeem The African Dream Hasbro figure

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 May 2022, 02:00

It’s a WWF Hasbro action figure of Akeem The African Dream. AKA One Man Gang in an incredibly stupid, racist gimmick. Like, what kid at the time could have possibly been a fan of the Akeem character and wanted this figure?...

Someone Bought This: This WWF program is a real bomb…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 May 2022, 02:00

Adam Bomb made the cover of a WWF Program! Imagine going to a Live Event and seeing that- I would be so disappointed…...

Someone Bought This: WWF brings you high-flying fun!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 May 2022, 02:00

It’s a toy version of the WWF blimp that used to fly around Pay-Per-Views in 1995! I believe it had a Stri-Dex Medicated Pads logo on the other side if you’re curious. You’d be surprised at how little I have to say about a stupid blimp toy. Then again, maybe not…...

Someone Bought This: Bad WCW bedding artwork

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 April 2022, 02:00

It’s a WCW pillow case! Okay, we’ve got Buff Bagwell, Sting, Bill Goldberg, Macho Man Randy Savage, and… uh… Who’s that last guy supposed to be? Diamond Dallas Page? Did the person who drew that ever see DDP? “Ooooh Yeah!”? Did Randy Savage pay the artist to stick his catchphrase haphazardly in the middle there?...

Someone Bought This: Would you buy this Dubai bootleg wrestling figure? I would!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 April 2022, 02:00

Crapper Al Needham wrote: The attached was spotted in a 24-hour discount store in Dubai. Dunno who he is, but he’s obviously a Main Event Superstar in the Morld Mrestling 3ntertainment Universe. Wow, that is so weird… I love it! “World Wrestling Stimulation Tournament”?!...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan has a plan for you- a workout plan!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 April 2022, 02:00

It’s the Hulk Hogan Workout Set! Yes, by using this workout set that scrawny kid on the package is sure to look just as muscled-up as Hulk Hogan! And if you believe that, then I have some primo swampland in Florida to sell you, brother!...

Someone Bought This: Superman vs. Antonio Rocca Comic

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 April 2022, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: So in 1962 Superman actually stepped into the ring and got his tail handed to him by Antonio Rocca one of the biggest stars of that era. According to Comics Alliance writer Chris Sims the story is even weirder that you might expect. Man, Superman got his ass kicked!...

Someone Bought This: Bend over for some patriotic fervor!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 April 2022, 02:00

It’s a Bend-Em figure of The Patriot. Yup…. (yawn!). I wonder if they sold even 1/3rd of however many of these they made?...

Someone Bought This: A Finnish environmentalist trading card… in 3-D!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 March 2022, 02:00

From the Wrestling Trading Card Price Guide site comes this 1994 Ludvig Borga hologram card! Eh, I think I’d be more excited if I go tone of those 3-D Hologram Baseball Cards from Denny’s back in the day…...

Someone Bought This: Great manager, awful wrestler

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 March 2022, 02:00

On one hand the Bob Backlund figure is awesome because Bob Backlund is awesome. On the other hand, The Sultan gimmick was 100% pure WrestleCrap!...

Someone Bought This: A shirt from a very prestigious university

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 March 2022, 02:00

It’s a Warrior University t-shirt! Yes, The Ultimate Warrior ran a wrestling “school” for a few years in the mid-90’s. It lasted for about two years before closing. “Warrior University- The I.T.T Tech Of Wrestling Schools”...

Someone Bought This: A Test figure

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 March 2022, 02:00

Look, it’s a Test figure from the 90’s! And you can buy it for only $9.99! I don’t know why, but I’m highly amused by the simple fact that a Test figure exists. I feel so bad for any kid who got this as a birthday or Christmas gift. They felt the bittersweet sting of getting a wrestling figure… but Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: World Champion Bret Hart is a man with a plan!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 February 2022, 02:00

This is “Wrestling World”- one in a long line of wrestling magazines that used unofficial photos of wrestlers. Their photographer just happened to snap a picture of Bret Hart holding a pen and paper and needed an eye-catching headline to go with it. So what headline did they come up with? “Bret Hart Plans His Next Title Reign”. “Plans”?! What kind of Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Undertaker drink bottle

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 February 2022, 02:00

Today we have an Undertaker drink bottle. I just love the idea of drinking my Cherry Kool-Aid right out of The Lord of Darkness....

Someone Bought This: 1996 WWF Slammy Awards VHS tape

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 February 2022, 02:00

It’s a VHS tape of the 1996 Slammy Awards! I like that they advertise the award for “Most Embarrassing Moment” and then have the gaul to advertise that there are Billionaire Ted skits on this tape. That takes some kind of nerve… or severe cognitive dissidence....

Someone Bought This: Lex Luger- scrawny little weakling!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 February 2022, 02:00

Whoever sculpted this WCW Lex Luger Bend-Em toy decided to make him look like he stopped hitting the juice working on his arms in the gym! Look at how pencil thin those little arms are! He has the physique of WrestleCrap Radio’s own Nathaniel!...

Someone Bought This: Punjabi Prison match play set

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 January 2022, 02:00

It’s the Punjabi Prison match play set! First, for those of you who won’t know what a Punjabi Prison match is, I will copy and paste from the Wikipedia description: The Punjabi Prison match, named after the Punjab state that The Great Khali (the match’s ‘founder’) is billed from, consists of two large bamboo cages. The first being four sided Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Bret Hart is on that new-fangled internet thingy! Cyber!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 January 2022, 02:00

This is the cover of the October 1995 issue of WWF Magazine. Look! Apparently Bret Hart is “Sharpshooting Into Cyberspace”! Wow! He sure is hip and modern and cool to be using a computer and the internet! Back when this magazine came out, they charged you by the hour to use AOL. Talk about getting screwed! To be fair, the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Stupid in America, and Banned In Canada!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 January 2022, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: So back during the late 90s/early 00s TSN would air RAW on tape delay and occasionally edit out some of the more violent or racier moments. So looking to make a quick buck the WWF released a “Banned in Canada” VHS tape featuring a whopping 2015 35 minutes of uncensored footage of Steve Austin swearing, DX Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Jeff Jarrett gone horribly wrong!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 January 2022, 02:00

This monstrosity of a WWF Jakks Pacific Jeff Jarret figure is apparently a re-painted Owen Hart figure. But he doesn’t really look anything like Owen, either… It’s the all new Terrible Birth Defect Jeff Jarrett toy!...

Someone Bought This: Val Venis Beanie Baby teddy bear

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 December 2021, 02:00

From the Attitude Era, here’s a nice Beanie Baby teddy bear of porn star Val Venis. You know, for kids!...

Someone Bought This: Tiny WWF skateboards?

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 December 2021, 02:00

It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker miniature toy skateboards. So if you like A). Wrestling. B). Skateboards and C). Small things …Then I guess this is just the toy for you. ...

Someone Bought This: The Kat shirt

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 December 2021, 02:00

It’s a Miss Kitty / The Kat WWF shirt. I find it hard to believe that anybody of either gender cared about her enough to buy a shirt with her on it. Maybe Jerry Lawler bought a few dozen?...

Someone Bought This: Ready To Rumble- The Motion Picture Soundtrack!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 December 2021, 02:00

It’s the soundtrack to the terrible WCW movie Ready To Rumble! Let’s take a look at the songs on it: 1. Get Ready – … 2. Bloodstains – The Offspring 3. We’re Not Gonna Take It – Bif Naked 4. Bawitdaba (Lower Than You Remix) – Kid Rock 5. King Of Rock – Run-D.M.C. 6. Diamond Dallas Page (King Of Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: You’d better Watch-It because Sting is here!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 December 2021, 02:00

It’s a WCW Sting “Watch-It” clip-on watch. I guess you could put it on your backpack or something but this really seems more like something an 8 year old girl would buy- all you’d have to do was make it pink and put Barbie on it....