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Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: WCW Hardcore Championship replica belt

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 04 January 2015, 02:00

The WCW Hardcore Championship was one of the lamest belts in all of wrestling. It was defended in some of the worst matches in WCW history. For your amusement and education, here is a complete list of all of the esteemed WCW Hardcore Champions including Brian Knobbs, Three Count, Big Vito, Eric Bischoff, and Norman Smiley. You can buy a replica Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sable Yo-Yo

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 03 January 2015, 02:00

The next time your buddy says “That Sable was a real Yo-Yo” you can just nod your head and show them this! With the teased hair, sunglasses, and vinyl one-peice bodysuit she looks like some kind of Biker Chick reject from a bad 80’s Action movie. The “hot pink background with lightening (?) doesn’t help, either… I wonder which had Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior water bottle

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 January 2015, 02:00

This is a stylish Ultimate Warrior water bottle from the early 90’s. Or, if you’re Dusty Rhodes, it’s a suck cup. Whatever you call it, it makes your water taste like plastic. Yech!...

Someone Bought This: 1995 WWF calendar

18 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:00

Celebrate what many consider to be the worst year in WWF history 20 years ago with the Official 1995 WWF Calendar! Let’s take a look at who’s featured in each month: JAN – ADAM BOMBFEB – DIESELMARCH – DOINKAPRIL – RAZOR RAMONMAY – LEX LUGERJUNE – UNDERTAKERJULY – YOKOZUNAAUGUST – SHAWN MICHAELSSEPT – TATANKAOCTOBER – MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGENOVEMBER – Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Chyna “Va-Chyna” shirt

12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 31 December 2014, 02:00

This Chyna shirt says “Va-Chyna” on the front, and “Enter At Your Own Risk” on the back. Va-Chyna… Yeah....

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s fist war bonnet and license plate necklace

15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 30 December 2014, 02:00

Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: The “Immortal Incredible American Made” Hulk Hogan needed a little extra help when taking on stiffs like Bad News Brown and King Haku, enter the war bonnet. You know, to his credit; the stupid fist helmet.. erm.. I mean.. “war bonnet” distracts from how dumb he looks with the license plate necklace flung around his neck. Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania Nintendo game Commercial and review

21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 29 December 2014, 02:00

This commercial for WWF WrestleMania for the Nintendo NES is far more entertaining and fun than the lousy game it’s promoting. Don’t believe me? Just check out Joe Gagne’s fantastic review of the game right here. Remember that back then there was no Internet for us to find out if a game was bad or good. We were lucky if Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Show your B. Brian Blair enthusiasm with this Killer Bees shirt!

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 28 December 2014, 02:00

Attention Killer Bees fans! Show your Bee Pride with this awesome shirt! This shirt is BEE-utiful and sure to create a buzz amongst your friends....

It Came From YouTube: “Tatanka! Buffalo!”.

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 27 December 2014, 02:00

Tatanka! Buffalo! Yes, it’s another classic timeless tune from WrestleMania: The Album. This time it’s Tatanka’s Native American Dance Song complete with a rap (???). Agent P posted this in The Craphole forum and when I saw it, I knew I had to re-post it here. Sing along, Crappers! “I’ve got Native American blood in my veins and I’ll fight!”. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Luke Of The Bushwhackers Hasbro figure

24 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 December 2014, 02:00

Yes, Hasbro sold the Luke and Butch Bushwhackers figures separately at some point instead of packaging them together as a team. “You know, I like Luke of The Bushwhackers. I’m glad I can just buy his figure by itself instead of having to buy both Bushwhackers at the same time in a set. I’m going to push Luke to the moon Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Merry Crapmas from Santa B. Badd!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 25 December 2014, 02:00

From The WCW Worldwide Blog, I’m just going to quote what Bryan says about this WCW Marvel comic and Johnny B. Badd: Marvel UK’s WCW: World Championship Wrestling #4 Cover [1992] Everytime I see a magazine or comic cover with Johnny B. Badd, I can’t help but to laugh at some story shared with me over on Twitter. While this Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Burt Reynolds’ personal Islanders jacket!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 December 2014, 13:57

As discussed on the ALL NEW Christmas RD & Blade Show, you could’ve bought Burt Reynolds’ WWF The Islanders jacket. I’m sure it doesn’t surprise you that R.D’s Uncle Burt is a wrestling fan- who do you think took young R.D to his first wrestling show as a wee tot? The jacket sold for over $800! They describe the fine Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Billy Gunn Mr. Ass shirt

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 23 December 2014, 02:00

Presenting Mr. Ass- the t-shirt. Poor Billy Gunn had to wear this shirt (and those trunks) in yet another failed attempt to get him over....

Someone Bought This: Doink and Dink promotional photo

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 22 December 2014, 02:00

You know, Doink The Clown was such a great heel character at first. Ah, but then they had to ruin the character by turning him face and giving him a stupid midget sidekick named Dink. Anyway, here’s a promotional photo of Doink and his Mini-Me. I wonder where they got those tiny little clown boots for Dink? Do you think they had Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Moccasins

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 21 December 2014, 02:00

Crapper Paul Oparka writes: Brutus Beefcake’s slipper of choice! Well, these look a lot nicer than most of the garish crap Ed Leslie wore to the ring. Actually, these would be really nice except for the stupid Hulkamania logo on ‘em. Oh well....

Someone Bought This: Garfield wrestler plush

16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 December 2014, 02:00

Odie always jobbed to Garfield, and Garfield no-sold Jon’s orders. And you thought Hulk Hogan had an ego!...

Someone Bought This: Razor Ramon Teddy Bear

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 18 December 2014, 02:00

“Say Hello to the fuzzy guy!” Awww! He’s the cuddliest drug dealing Cuban immigrant bully ever! I love that they even put the gold chain around his little bear neck. All that’s missing is a tiny toothpick in his mouth....

It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill

18 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 15 December 2014, 02:00

Hulk Hogan has invented an entirely new way to cook food. Well, okay no he really hasn’t… He just ripped off George Foreman’s grill....

Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Soap set with Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 14 December 2014, 02:00

Yes, it’s Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior soap! “That’s right, just rub the Hulkster all over your body and you’ll feel all better soon…”. Oof… Unlike Rubber Duckie, Hulk Hogan does not in fact make bath time lots of fun....

Someone Bought This: WWE Divas Ponytail Baseball Caps

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 December 2014, 02:00

I think that even most 12 year old girls would look at these WWE Divas Ponytail Baseball Caps and say “No, that’s too stupid for me to wear”....

Someone Bought This: Earthquake Vs. Hulk Hogan card game

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 December 2014, 02:00

I don’t know the rules of this Earthquake Vs. Hulk Hogan game. And I don’t care. Just so long as the mighty ‘Quake crushes Hulk like a bug and wins the game....

Someone Bought This: Tatanka! Baseball Cap!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 10 December 2014, 02:00

TATANKA! HEADWEAR! Yes, it’s a Tatanka baseball cap! I like this one. Nice color scheme and logo. You’d be looking sharp in the mid-90’s wearing this sucker!...

Someone Bought This: Winter 1996/1997 WCW catalog is chock full o’ crap!

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 09 December 2014, 02:00

Crapper Travis Giles writes: Here’s one I think you might like. It’s the 1996-97 WCW Winter Merchandise Catalog. It’s full of so much crap. Outstanding! Check out the catalog pages on Travis’ site!...

Someone Bought This: John Cena “You Can’t See Me” baby booties

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 07 December 2014, 02:00

Look, I know WWE targets young kids with the John Cena merchandise, but this is taking things a bit too far!...

Someone Bought This: Weird WCW vinyl window decal

16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 December 2014, 02:00

This is a vinyl window decal I found on Amazon. “My Wife Is My #WCW”? What on earth does that mean? “Baby, you’re my defunct, badly-managed wrestling promotion that churned-out a bunch of stupid angles that I couldn’t stand to watch”. “Aww, thanks, sweetie!” says your lovely bride as she gives you a peck on the cheek. Crappers, please tell me that Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Keep your WWF Hasbro figures safe with a collector’s case

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 04 December 2014, 02:00

This is a page from the 1993 Toy Fair catalog. Look Crappers; I know the problem you’re facing. You have a Hasbro Skinner figure that you want to protect. You want “The Model” Rick Martel to retain his high value. You don’t want your dog eating I.R.S! You need a way to keep it safe and sound. What you need to do is invest Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Roddy Piper “All Out Of Bubble Gum” soda

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 December 2014, 02:00

You’ve heard R.D Reynolds on Roddy Piper’s podcast, and now you can get Roddy’s “All Out Of Bubble Gum” bubble gum flavored soda at Hot Rod’s official site!...

Someone Bought This: Stylish Hulk Hogan letterman jacket

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 02 December 2014, 02:00

You’d really make a bold statement wearing this colorful red and yellow Hulk Hogan letterman jacket! This is the kind of thing I’d never wear out in public, but would probably love to display in my house....

Someone Bought This: WCW P.N News prototype figure

15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 01 December 2014, 02:00

In the early 90’s Galoob produced a line of WCW figures. This is the unreleased prototype P.N News figure, complete with pendant chain! Wait… They didn’t release him?! No baby, no baby, no! I for one an deeply saddened that members of The P.N News Posse were never able to buy a figure of the greatest rapper in WCW history. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Rock and John Cena musical toothbrush

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 30 November 2014, 02:00

I’m just going to paste the description of this WWE The Rock and John Cena BrushBuddies toothbrush that I found on Amazon, because it says it all: WWE® The Rock And John Cena Musical Toothbrush Enlist your favorite stars from the ring in your fight against tooth decay! Press the buttons and the musical toothbrush plays two different theme songs–The Continue Reading...

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