Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: WCW Hardcore Championship replica belt

9 Submitted by on Sun, 04 January 2015, 02:00
The WCW Hardcore Championship was one of the lamest belts in all of wrestling. It was defended in some of the worst matches in WCW history. For your amusement and education, here is a complete list of all of the esteemed WCW Hardcore Champions including Brian Knobbs, Three Count, Big Vito, Eric Bischoff, and Norman Smiley. You can buy a replica Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Yo-Yo

13 Submitted by on Sat, 03 January 2015, 02:00
The next time your buddy says “That Sable was a real Yo-Yo” you can just nod your head and show them this! With the teased hair, sunglasses, and vinyl one-peice bodysuit she looks like some kind of Biker Chick reject from a bad 80’s Action movie. The “hot pink background with lightening (?) doesn’t help, either… I wonder which had Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: 1995 WWF calendar

18 Submitted by on Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:00
Celebrate what many consider to be the worst year in WWF history 20 years ago with the Official 1995 WWF Calendar! Let’s take a look at who’s featured in each month: JAN – ADAM BOMBFEB – DIESELMARCH – DOINKAPRIL – RAZOR RAMONMAY – LEX LUGERJUNE – UNDERTAKERJULY – YOKOZUNAAUGUST – SHAWN MICHAELSSEPT – TATANKAOCTOBER – MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGENOVEMBER – Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s fist war bonnet and license plate necklace

15 Submitted by on Tue, 30 December 2014, 02:00
Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: The “Immortal Incredible American Made” Hulk Hogan needed a little extra help when taking on stiffs like Bad News Brown and King Haku, enter the war bonnet. You know, to his credit; the stupid fist helmet.. erm.. I mean.. “war bonnet” distracts from how dumb he looks with the license plate necklace flung around his neck. Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF WrestleMania Nintendo game Commercial and review

21 Submitted by on Mon, 29 December 2014, 02:00
This commercial for WWF WrestleMania for the Nintendo NES is far more entertaining and fun than the lousy game it’s promoting. Don’t believe me? Just check out Joe Gagne’s fantastic review of the game right here. Remember that back then there was no Internet for us to find out if a game was bad or good. We were lucky if Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Tatanka! Buffalo!”.

11 Submitted by on Sat, 27 December 2014, 02:00
Tatanka! Buffalo! Yes, it’s another classic timeless tune from WrestleMania: The Album. This time it’s Tatanka’s Native American Dance Song complete with a rap (???). Agent P posted this in The Craphole forum and when I saw it, I knew I had to re-post it here. Sing along, Crappers! “I’ve got Native American blood in my veins and I’ll fight!”. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Burt Reynolds’ personal Islanders jacket!

3 Submitted by on Wed, 24 December 2014, 13:57
As discussed on the ALL NEW Christmas RD & Blade Show, you could’ve bought Burt Reynolds’ WWF The Islanders jacket. I’m sure it doesn’t surprise you that R.D’s Uncle Burt is a wrestling fan- who do you think took young R.D to his first wrestling show as a wee tot? The jacket sold for over $800! They describe the fine Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Weird WCW vinyl window decal

16 Submitted by on Fri, 05 December 2014, 02:00
This is a vinyl window decal I found on Amazon. “My Wife Is My #WCW”? What on earth does that mean? “Baby, you’re my defunct, badly-managed wrestling promotion that churned-out a bunch of stupid angles that I couldn’t stand to watch”. “Aww, thanks, sweetie!” says your lovely bride as she gives you a peck on the cheek. Crappers, please tell me that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Keep your WWF Hasbro figures safe with a collector’s case

8 Submitted by on Thu, 04 December 2014, 02:00
This is a page from the 1993 Toy Fair catalog. Look Crappers; I know the problem you’re facing. You have a Hasbro Skinner figure that you want to protect. You want “The Model” Rick Martel to retain his high value. You don’t want your dog eating I.R.S! You need a way to keep it safe and sound. What you need to do is invest Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Rock and John Cena musical toothbrush

9 Submitted by on Sun, 30 November 2014, 02:00
I’m just going to paste the description of this WWE The Rock and John Cena BrushBuddies toothbrush that I found on Amazon, because it says it all: WWE® The Rock And John Cena Musical Toothbrush Enlist your favorite stars from the ring in your fight against tooth decay! Press the buttons and the musical toothbrush plays two different theme songs–The Continue Reading...
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