Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: This Jim Ross figure has issues…

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2022, 02:00
It’s the rare “Caffeine Overload Jim Ross” figure! Look at those eyes! Also look at his glasses that he stole from Ralphie from A Christmas Story!  Perhaps Jim is just impersonating Jim Cornette in that one picture? You know the one… Yeah, that one. According to his jacket, his  favorite show is not “Raw Is War”, but “War Tony” whatever Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bad WCW bedding artwork

2 Submitted by on Fri, 29 April 2022, 02:00
It’s a WCW pillow case! Okay, we’ve got Buff Bagwell, Sting, Bill Goldberg, Macho Man Randy Savage, and… uh… Who’s that last guy supposed to be? Diamond Dallas Page? Did the person who drew that ever see DDP? “Ooooh Yeah!”? Did Randy Savage pay the artist to stick his catchphrase haphazardly in the middle there?...
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Someone Bought This: A Test figure

0 Submitted by on Fri, 04 March 2022, 02:00
Look, it’s a Test figure from the 90’s! And you can buy it for only $9.99! I don’t know why, but I’m highly amused by the simple fact that a Test figure exists. I feel so bad for any kid who got this as a birthday or Christmas gift. They felt the bittersweet sting of getting a wrestling figure… but Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: World Champion Bret Hart is a man with a plan!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 25 February 2022, 02:00
This is “Wrestling World”- one in a long line of wrestling magazines that used unofficial photos of wrestlers. Their photographer just happened to snap a picture of Bret Hart holding a pen and paper and needed an eye-catching headline to go with it. So what headline did they come up with? “Bret Hart Plans His Next Title Reign”. “Plans”?! What kind of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Punjabi Prison match play set

2 Submitted by on Fri, 28 January 2022, 02:00
It’s the Punjabi Prison match play set! First, for those of you who won’t know what a Punjabi Prison match is, I will copy and paste from the Wikipedia description: The Punjabi Prison match, named after the Punjab state that The Great Khali (the match’s ‘founder’) is billed from, consists of two large bamboo cages. The first being four sided Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bret Hart is on that new-fangled internet thingy! Cyber!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 21 January 2022, 02:00
This is the cover of the October 1995 issue of WWF Magazine. Look! Apparently Bret Hart is “Sharpshooting Into Cyberspace”! Wow! He sure is hip and modern and cool to be using a computer and the internet! Back when this magazine came out, they charged you by the hour to use AOL. Talk about getting screwed! To be fair, the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stupid in America, and Banned In Canada!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 14 January 2022, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So back during the late 90s/early 00s TSN would air RAW on tape delay and occasionally edit out some of the more violent or racier moments. So looking to make a quick buck the WWF released a “Banned in Canada” VHS tape featuring a whopping 2015 35 minutes of uncensored footage of Steve Austin swearing, DX Continue Reading...
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