Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

It Came From YouTube: Ashens Reviews the Intergalactic Cage Match game

2 Submitted by on Mon, 15 June 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: British comedian Stuart Ashens reviews “Intergalactic Cage Match” for the Commodore 64. The name of the show is “Terrible Old Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.” And it does not disappoint. Wow… It’s like they said “Okay, we have to make a wrestling game. Kids are stupid and they’ll buy any wrestling game so let’s put Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Todd Pettengill and Stephanie Wiand team up to annoy you to no end.

5 Submitted by on Sun, 14 June 2015, 15:00
Remember when Todd Pettengill got Stephanie Wiand as a co-host? She was just as annoying and loud and unfunny as he was! So, I guess they made a perfect pair in that regard…. The two of them together just gave me double the headache twice as fast. Hey look, it’s Barry Didinsky with some shirts that aren’t too awful (much to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Rumble Roses- the wrestling game for horny losers

10 Submitted by on Sun, 14 June 2015, 02:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: Ah, “Rumble Roses,” the all-female wrestling game that was advertised as fan-service to male gamers. While it’s a decent wrestling game (In regards to gameplay), I wonder if the fact that the sexualized characters in the game made it look like if it catered to horndogs out there. Look at the intro and tell me that the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Doink The Clown loves the WWF Royal Rumble pinball game

6 Submitted by on Sat, 13 June 2015, 02:00
You’ve seen the Royal Rumble pinball machine (as previously owned by R.D, and now once again owned by R.D!) Now here’s the flyer Data East would send to arcades to get them to buy the game. And what better way to convince arcade owners to buy the game than to feature Doink playing the game, and Crush threatening to kill Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Radio WWF

24 Submitted by on Wed, 10 June 2015, 02:00
In 1993 for a few months the WWF had a syndicated radio show called “Radio WWF” where they did audio play-by-play for that year’s SummerSlam and Survivor Series. There was also a show hosted by Jim Ross which featured interviews with wrestlers and he took calls from fans. It was promoted from time to time on WWF television around the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: X-Pac model kit

5 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2015, 02:00
Someone in the WWF marketing department decided that there would be enough of a cross-section of people who are both X-Pac fans and model kit enthusiasts out there to warrant producing an X-Pac model kit I hope that person got fired quickly. The stupid thing comes pre-painted so you don’t get to have any fun trying to paint it yourself. You just Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sable Beanie Bear with handprint boobies!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 06 June 2015, 02:00
  At Fully Loaded 1998, Sable participated in a Bikini contest against Jacqueline hosted by (who else?) Jerry Lawler and judged by the audience of horny men. Her “Bikini” consisted of painted-on hands… Besides Sable’s boobs, do you know what else was popular in the late 90’s? Beanie Babies! Unlike Sable’s boobs, Beanie Babies were mostly popular with kids, and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Eat, drink, and show your Chyna fandom all at the same time

6 Submitted by on Wed, 03 June 2015, 02:00
These are a pair of Chyna “collectables”- a plate, and a mug. I believe the plate was made and sold by The Franklin Mint kind of like those Gone With The Wind plates that they sell as being something that will increase in value, but really it’s just a mass-produced piece of crap with zero collectable value. Ironically, there’s just Continue Reading...
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it Came From YouTube: Goldberg and Meng barter over WCW Motion Cards from Little Caesars Pizza

38 Submitted by on Sun, 31 May 2015, 02:00
I present to you this commercial from the late-90’s that aired on WCW Nitro constantly. It features Goldberg and Meng who decide to stop fighting right in the middle of a heated battle, and enjoy some delicious (and by “delicious” I mean “mediocre, but cheap”) Little Caesars pizzas magically set before them by… oh I dunno, let’s just say The Great Gazoo, Before they Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Samoa Joe’s parents are so proud of their boy!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 29 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Good Idea: Putting Samoa Joe on the cover of your wrestling magazine… Bad Idea: Portraying him as a child getting a report card from his parents which is completely contrary to his bad-ass gimmick. Man, PWI covers are usually pretty good. Simple, but good. This looks like something TNA would put on the cover of an Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This Classic: Stone Cold Porcelain Baby Doll

32 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2015, 15:00
  From loyal Crapper Romero Superstar: “Baby Stone Cold Steve Austin Porcelin Doll for the bargain price of $110. Endorsed by the World Wrestling Federation, “Satisfaction guaranteed”. I am not satisfied, I hate this doll.” RD: You know the saddest part? I actually have readers that HAVE this thing, and ADMIT to having it. You know, if you just have Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Forget Stretch Armstrong! We’ve got Stretch Wrestlers!

9 Submitted by on Sat, 23 May 2015, 02:00
In the mid-80’s L.J.N released a series of Stretch Wrestlers: George “The Animal” Steele Hulk Hogan Junkyard Dog King Kong Bundy “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff “Macho Man” Randy Savage Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat “Rowdy” Roddy Piper If you were a kid in the 70’s (or 90’s) you’ll remember the Stretch Armstrong toy: …where you could pull it and stretch it and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Tuff Talkin’ wrestlers are kind of strange

6 Submitted by on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Toy Biz’s WCW Toys in the final years of the company tended to be more impressive than the WWF toys of the time, but something about these “Tuff Talkin’ Wrestlers” figures seems off. Perhaps it’s the creepy way their mouths move. Also DDP’s figure looks like they made an Enzo Amore toy 15 years too early. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fruit Juice carton with Hulk Hogan action shot!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 02:00
Check out this vintage WWF Fruit Juice drink carton from 1991.  “10% Real Fruit Juice”? So what’s the other 90% of it, then?! Hmm… Kudos to the people who made this stuff for not using artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives, I suppose. Ooo, there’s an Action Cut-Out on the back? I can’t wait to see what it is! Let’s check Continue Reading...
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