Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: Come sleep inside Hulk Hogan- he’ll keep you safe and warm, brother!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 04 November 2015, 02:00
From 1992, it’s the Hulk Hogan Sleeping Tent. Just crawl inside, get inside your Hulk Hogan sleeping bag… …grab your Hulk Hogan flashlight… …and you’re all set! When you’re a kid, tents are just fun to sleep in- even if it’s just in your back yard or your own living room. If I had been a 6 year old Hulkamaniac Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Hulk Hogan wig looks kind of familiar…

14 Submitted by on Sat, 31 October 2015, 15:00
With Halloween not too far away, I thought you Crappers would like to see this (bootleg) Hulk Hogan wig. Well, that’s what they call it. With that high forehead and the ridges, it looks more like an Albino Klingon Wig to me (Hey!! I bet that URL’s not taken…) See? “tlhIngan quv DatIchDI’ Seng yIghuH, brother!” (Yes, that’s a real Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ladies- ever wanted to be a sexy Hulk Hogan for Halloween?

36 Submitted by on Thu, 29 October 2015, 12:00
  Crapperette Rose Harmon found this sexy (?) Hulk Hogan costume and writes: I found this costume online. I just wanna know why… I… I don’t know. You don’t know either, Man? Why must every woman’s Halloween costume be “sexy”? Okay, that’s enough out of you Mr. Mountain Rock- you are not helping! Even things that should not be sexy Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Dixie Carter “Dixieland” t-shirt

25 Submitted by on Wed, 28 October 2015, 02:00
You too can own this Dixie Carter “Dixieland” shirt (or “Dixie Land” if you’re going by the actual shirt logo design) for just $24.99. They really should have put “Oh I Wish I Was In Dixie. Hooray! Hooray!” on the back of it. That would’ve been a License To Print Money(™) for sure! The same people who’d buy this probably Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Chuck E. Cheese NWO Parody Poster

25 Submitted by on Tue, 27 October 2015, 02:00
In the late 1990’s this nWo parody poster hung at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants along with other posters parodying TV shows, movies, albums, and so on. It wasn’t for sale, it was just a store decoration; so I guess technically the only people who bought this was the Chuck E. Cheese chain themselves. Man, Chuck E. looks buff! He must be Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The WWF… on LASERDISC!

8 Submitted by on Wed, 21 October 2015, 02:00
The WWF released four titles on laserdisc! For you younger readers, Laserdiscs were like really big DVDs that held half a movie on each side. No Holds Barred, Wrestling’s Bloopers Bleeps And Bodyslams, The Best Of Hulk Hogan, and The Best Of WWF Volume 1. As far as I know, these were the only laserdiscs WWE ever released. Screw Blu-Ray! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Interrogator Bend ‘Em figure

7 Submitted by on Sun, 11 October 2015, 02:00
It’s a two-pack of Steve Austin and The Interrogator Bend ‘Ems along with a mini ring. I know what you’re thinking- “The Interrogator? Who’s that? Is that some made-up wrestler they threw in there?” To which I say “Shame on you all, Crappers!”. How could you forget The Interrogator from The Truth Commission? You may better remember his as Kurrgan Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Chill out with some 80’s instrumental music from… Mike Tenay?

7 Submitted by on Thu, 08 October 2015, 02:00
Crapper TastelessOne writes: This is too strange. TNA’s very own play-by-play guy Mike Tenay makes 1980s-inspired chill-out music. Don’t believe me? You’ll see his bright smile and bald head as soon as you click the link! Wow! Who knew Mike had this kind of musical talent? Well, it’s a lot more dignified than working for TNA! I really kinda dig Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Creepy WCW Vampiro mask

9 Submitted by on Wed, 07 October 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Wait why would you sell a mask of a guy who doesn’t even wear a mask. That doesn’t even make sense… AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Yeah, Bryan posted this on The WCW Worldwide Blog just in time for Halloween and it’s horrifying. Speaking of Halloween, that mask kind of reminds me of the mask Michael Myers wore in the Halloween Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder 1999 season DVD set

8 Submitted by on Tue, 06 October 2015, 02:00
This is a bootleg DVD set of every WCW Thunder episode from 1999. That’s about 48 2-hour episodes of some of the worst shows in the history of wrestling. Never mind water boarding- I think you could force any terrorist to watch all of these episodes in a row nonstop and get him to tell you anything!...
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