Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: WWE Nitro cars! Tiny cars, or giant wrestlers?

7 Submitted by on Tue, 13 September 2016, 11:14
From The PW Torch: “WWE Nitro” launches as new line of racing toys featuring big names WWE and Playmates Toys announced Monday a new line of racing toys centered on arguably the four biggest names available to WWE. The first line of “WWE Nitro” Sprints and Machines features John Cena, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, and The Undertaker. “Playmates Toys is Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Awesome Triple H as Kane custom action figure!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2016, 02:00
Crapper Ator writes: I thought the fine, discerning, and no doubt exceptionally handsome readers of Wrestlecrap might appreciate this custom figure I made to commemorate the most infamous and despicable story angle of all time. He is fully articulated and ready to desecrate your little sister’s Barbie collection. Keep him away from the Halloween decorations you have in storage! That Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Be cool in school with this Texas Tornado folder!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 26 August 2016, 02:00
For many of you Crappers you’re either back in school or about to go back soon, so be sure you’re the most awesome Crapper in school with ths awesome Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich folder! The best thing about it is that it doesn’t matter if you’re in Jr. High, High School, or College- the folder makes anyone look rad! So, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VIII pencil case

4 Submitted by on Fri, 12 August 2016, 02:00
Gemini888 (FKA: Gemini686) shows off his Wrestlemania VIII pencil case that came in one of his old Coliseum Videos! If I’d had that bad boy I would’ve been the coolest kid in 4th grade for sure! Check out his YouTube Channel where he reviews his awesome wrestling DVD and VHS collection and other neat stuff!...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit

4 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This John Cena book comes with a baffling bonus…

11 Submitted by on Wed, 20 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Mike writes: Spotted at Barnes & Noble. While the idea of a book about John Cena isn’t that odd, the sweatband tie-in is. I mean, yeah–he wears sweatbands. But in combination with a book? Is WWE expecting readers to sweat while reading it? Ew. Wow! Yeah, that has me perplexed too… Maybe it’s to make it appeal to kids Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Pin the WHAT on WHO?

11 Submitted by on Sat, 16 July 2016, 02:36
Crapper Drew wrote: During my most recent trip to the grocery/party supply store, I happened upon this priceless collectible. I’m actually shocked I found it at all, because I was wearing my official WWE blindfold at the time- and the sweatband that I’m compelled to carry on my person at all times, just in case (normal people do this, right?…) Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: GFW Grand Slam baseball tour t-shirt

12 Submitted by on Fri, 08 July 2016, 02:00
Hey look, it’s a Global Force Wrestling t-shirt commemorating their 2015 tour of Minor League baseball stadiums! It even lists all the dates and stadiums they wrestled in on the back! Boy, oh boy! Hot GFW action in a minor league baseball stadium! What could be better than that?! I’m sure that’s something I’m sure people really want to cherish Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW West Texas Rednecks Good Old Boys / Rap Is Crap CD single

15 Submitted by on Tue, 28 June 2016, 15:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW West Texas Rednecks promotional CD single with both Good Old Boys, and about 600 versions of Rap is Crap. (Okay, not quite that many). If WCW had been smart they would have put out an entire West Texas Rednecks album. License To Get Paul’s Money! You can listen to all the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Obscenely expensive TNA Aces & Eights vest

22 Submitted by on Mon, 27 June 2016, 12:00
It’s the official TNA Aces & Eights vest.  You’d think that with the group having been disbanded for well over a year that TNA would put the vest on clearance and price it under $100 to get them out of the warehouse… …and you’d be wrong. Because TNA. (No, I don’t know why the put the word “vest” in quotes, either). Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you like wrestling, unhealthy TV dinners, and saving money, this is the SBT for you!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 25 June 2016, 20:58
Crapper Ator writes: Went to Wal-Mart today and a lady by the front door aggressively shoved this coupon into my wife’s hand. Smack Down branded coupons for Hungry Man TV Dinners! They fittingly feature Kevin Owens who is without doubt a hungry man. Dean Ambrose seems confused to be there. That’s nice and all, but it really needs more Booker Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Hillbilly Jim loves him some WWF Ice Cream Bars!

13 Submitted by on Fri, 24 June 2016, 02:00
YEE-HAW! After a tough day of wrestling with his hound dog Jasper, there’s nothing that Hillbilly Jim likes more than a delicious WWF Ice Cream Bar! Not even the appallingly redneck Hillbilly Jim can keep me from wanting one of these tasty treats. Look! They even put him on one of the bars! LickAHillbillyOnAHotSummersDay.com! I bet that URL’s taken by a Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Rhino Political Fundraiser Spaghetti Dinner poster

11 Submitted by on Mon, 20 June 2016, 21:04
This is a poster for a fundraiser to raise funds for Rhino’s political ambitions. Check out the disclaimer: “Rhino will not be cooking the spaghetti”. Aw, man! Let me guess, he also won’t be wearing a giant Chef’s hat as illustrated, either? Maybe he’ll wear a crown, instead? KingRhinosSpaghettiBarn.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
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Someone Bought This: The charges were dropped! Buy the shirt!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 17 June 2016, 21:37
Aldo Rose (the former Adam Rose) is selling a shirt with his mugshot photo on it to celebrate that his domestic abuse charges were dropped. Geez, look at that zoned-out stare… If you’re a fan of Aldo/Adam, I don’t now why you’d want this particular shirt- it’s awfully depressing. And if you’re not a fan, you don’t want the shirt in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Global Force Wrestling wristbands with a stupid slogan

1 Submitted by on Fri, 03 June 2016, 02:00
Look! You can get a blue or green Global Force Wrestling wristband for just 5 bones! Yes, Global Farce… erm… I mean Force Wrestling apparently still exists. I was just as surprised as you are to find this out, believe me. The wristband with its “Join The Force” slogan  reminds me of this goofy looking bootleg Star Wars Belt that I saw Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Earthquake action figure with Damien snake accessory!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 13 May 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Now with this new action figure you can recreate one of the late John Tenta’s most infamous moment’s. That’s right you can SQUASH THE SNAKE! I do like that the figure’s creators went to the effort to put a look of dread on poor Damian’s face. Jake Roberts, Lord Alfred Hayes, and platter full of quake Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Bootleg TNA and WWE puzzles

9 Submitted by on Fri, 29 April 2016, 02:00
Crapper Barry Wilson writes: Well, I’m presuming someone bought this. How about a TNA Impact jigsaw featuring everyone’s favourite TNA wrestler, John Cena! I just love it when bootleggers get sloppy. But wait! There’s more! Thanks to Crapper Paul Rudoff at Spook Central: The Ghostbusters Companion we have more pictures of the bootleg TNA puzzle to look at! Paul writes: I was at the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Enjoy delicious candy straight from The Undertaker’s throat!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 22 April 2016, 02:00
Coming… uh, sometime soon…. it’s WWE Pez Dispensers of The Undertaker, John Cena, and The Rock! Okay, those are sort of cool, but nothing will ever top the Pez Candy Shooter gun target game! Yes, they really sold this to kids back in the 60’s. It was a very different time… You could even use it to re-enact the Steve Austin/Brian Pillman Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: I “figure” your taxes are due today.

9 Submitted by on Mon, 18 April 2016, 02:00
Irwin R. Shyster (otherwise known as I.R.S!) would like to remind Crappers that your taxes are due today! In the unlikely event that you get a tax refund, why not spend that money on access to The WrestleCrap Archives? Oh yeah, and also get yourself one of these awesome I.R.S Hasbro action figures if you have any money leftover. What? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Please buy some worthless gold from Jeff Jarrett- he needs money!

18 Submitted by on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:49
Breaking News hot off the NewsTrolla! Jeff Jarrett and Global Force Wrestling now in the multi-level marketing business. Global Force Wrestling owner and former aspiring Country singer Jeff Jarrett has been reduced to shilling for a gold scam/pyramid scheme where you “join Team Jarrett” in what he calls “Global Force Gold”. You buy nearly worthless gold “Karatbars” and then get your Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE and Family Guy- two mediocre things that go bad together!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
“You think that’s bad? Remember that time there was a Family Guy/WWE crossover game?!” Yes, WWE and Family Guy have teamed up for The Quest For Stuff mobile game which features The Undertaker, John Cena, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and (probably) others. And according to people who have played it, it really, really sucks. WWE and Family Guy- two things that were Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars Shoot-Out Hockey game artwork

7 Submitted by on Fri, 08 April 2016, 02:00
Today we have a special bonus Someone Bought This thanks to a bulletin hot-off-the-presses email from loyal, long-time Crapper Randall B! Randall alerted me to this eBay auction of the original artwork used for the front of the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey tabletop game box! You’ve seen the WWF Shoot-Out Hockey game on the site before, but now’s your chance to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: An Iron Sheik shirt that no one could possibly want…

7 Submitted by on Fri, 25 March 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found this Iron Sheik shirt on the official WWE Shop that says “I Got Humbled By The Iron Sheik”. He writes: Uh… do they know what this means? Either WWE doesn’t know what that means and they’re idiots who decided to slap it on a t-shirt without any thought… Or they do know what that means and they think fans Continue Reading...
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