Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: Wrestling makes the cover of Cracked!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 September 2022, 02:00

Long before Cracked was a Pop Culture/Humor website, it was a Mad Magazine knockoff. And a pretty funny one, too! Here’s the May 1999 issue (when wrestling was of course huge!) that features caricatures of WWF and WCW wrestlers on the cover....

Someone Bought This: Kane Zippo Lighter

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 September 2022, 02:00

It’s a WWF Kane Zippo Lighter. You may recall that Kane was burned alive in a fire. Do you suppose anyone at WWE or Zippo thought of that when they approved this product? I’m gonna say “Nah…”....

Someone Bought This: This Undertaker Sound Bank sounds stupid.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 September 2022, 02:00

I’m just going to copy and paste from the auction where I found this thing… WWF Superstar The Undertaker Sound Bank – This bank stands 8 to 10 inches tall and manufactured by Ringside supplies. You can make the Undertaker say “The Undertaker rest in peace.” by either pressing a button or putting a coin in the slot located on Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A very non-PC bootleg wrestling figure

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 September 2022, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: One of the many wrestling knock offs and the name of this Wrestler brand wrestler is not PC. “The Mexican”?! Wow… How very creative of them....

Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior mug

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 September 2022, 02:00

Feel the power of The Ultimate Warrior mug! It fills your hot cocoa with Destrucity and FOKE! Eh, I think I’ll just stick with those mini marshmallows instead… I could totally picture Warrior drinking 6 or 7 cups of coffee with a ton of sugar out of this thing before every interview though…...

Someone Bought This: WCW Motorsports racing cap

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 August 2022, 02:00

It’s a WCW Motorsports cap! This awesome hat will have you racing to show it off to your friends! Or not....

Someone Bought This: This Rikishi shirt is just ass!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 August 2022, 09:00

Rikishi dancing is fun. Rikishi shoving his ass into guys’ faces however is not fun. This shirt, featuring “Back Dat Ass Up!” and Rikishi’s ass on it is so tacky and embarrassing that even destitute children in Third World countries would turn it down if they were given it in a Care Package and say “No, thanks. I’m fine, really…”. Because Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Behold! It’s The Ultimate Under-Warrior-Taker figure!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 August 2022, 09:00

Crapper Rich Veramontes writes: Found this listing for a knockoff Undertaker errr..whi apparently has the power of the Ultimate Warriorwrestling figure on eBay.. He’s a Fighting Hero! “First Grade Product”? So, a product for First Graders?...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s nWo Boat

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 10 August 2022, 09:00

Currently up for sale is Hulk Hogan’s nWo boat – at only $99,000 it’s a bargain at half the price! It has shots of all his fantastic films airbrushed all over it! Buy it now (by clicking rightchere!) before Conrad does! ...

Someone Bought This: The most sought-after signed WCW card of all time!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 August 2022, 02:00

It’s a signed Topps trading card of WCW Head Of Security Doug Dellinger! Owning this is in fact a license to print money. It’s practically the Honus Wagner of wrestling trading cards!...

Someone Bought This: A very “WCW” Bret Hart shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 July 2022, 02:00

WCW put out a Bret Hart shirt with an American Flag in the background. Um…....

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan playing card

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 July 2022, 02:00

Yes, we can finally confirm that Hulk Hogan really is an ace-hole!...

Someone Bought This: Terrifying Kevin Nash shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 July 2022, 02:00

AGGGGH! It’s WOLFMAN KEVIN NASH!...

Someone Bought This: Solving the puzzle that is Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 July 2022, 02:00

Apparently someone in WWE thought that the kids would like a Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake puzzle. And then someone at Milton Bradley said “Hey, we can make that happen”. And that’ show we got this. 250 pieces?! So that’s one piece for every one of the gimmicks he had in WCW!...

Someone Bought This: WCW Sgt. Craig Pittman figure

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 July 2022, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Quick name someone on the WCW roster in 1996? Ric Flair! Sting! Hulk Hogan! The NWO! Perhaps you might think of an up-and-coming Rey Mysterio or future PWI 500 winner Dean Malenko, or some wacky guys from the Dungeon of Doom. Ok now name every one on that roster you can think of. Now many people Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Dok Hendrix 8×10 publicity photo

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 June 2022, 02:00

It’s a circa 1995 Dok Hendrix promotional 8×10 photo! I love the idea of some 10 year old asking Michael Hayes to sign this in 1995 simply because the lines for The Undertaker and Bret Hart were too long at the autograph signing before the house show....

Someone Bought This: One of the most fashionable jumpsuits ever…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 June 2022, 02:00

It’s an official WWF cameraman jumpsuit! Yes, the same one worn by WWF cameramen back in the late 80’s and early 90’s! Does come with “WWF Television” on the back! If I owned done of these I would wear it every day. It’s only second to this one, of course:...

Someone Bought This: You have the right to wear this stupid shirt!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 June 2022, 02:00

It’s a Right To Censor shirt! Until I found this I had no idea one ever existed. This is one of those shirts where I can’t believe more than maybe 7 people actually bought it! Notice it says “Anvil” on the tag in the back? Jin Neidhart- Honorary RTC Member!...

Someone Bought This: This Jim Ross figure has issues…

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 June 2022, 02:00

It’s the rare “Caffeine Overload Jim Ross” figure! Look at those eyes! Also look at his glasses that he stole from Ralphie from A Christmas Story! Perhaps Jim is just impersonating Jim Cornette in that one picture? You know the one… Yeah, that one. According to his jacket, his favorite show is not “Raw Is War”, but “War Tony” whatever Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: What time is it? Time to get a new watch!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 May 2022, 02:00

It’s a really cheap Hulk Hogan watch! This is the kind of little trinket you’d get for 25 tickets at Chuck E. Cheese, or something you’d find at the bottom of Froot Loops! I bet the batter wasn’t replaceable either, so once the battery dies, it’s worthless! I bet WWE charged $25 for this piece of junk! (And yes, I Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Akeem The African Dream Hasbro figure

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 May 2022, 02:00

It’s a WWF Hasbro action figure of Akeem The African Dream. AKA One Man Gang in an incredibly stupid, racist gimmick. Like, what kid at the time could have possibly been a fan of the Akeem character and wanted this figure?...

Someone Bought This: This WWF program is a real bomb…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 May 2022, 02:00

Adam Bomb made the cover of a WWF Program! Imagine going to a Live Event and seeing that- I would be so disappointed…...

Someone Bought This: WWF brings you high-flying fun!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 May 2022, 02:00

It’s a toy version of the WWF blimp that used to fly around Pay-Per-Views in 1995! I believe it had a Stri-Dex Medicated Pads logo on the other side if you’re curious. You’d be surprised at how little I have to say about a stupid blimp toy. Then again, maybe not…...

Someone Bought This: Bad WCW bedding artwork

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 April 2022, 02:00

It’s a WCW pillow case! Okay, we’ve got Buff Bagwell, Sting, Bill Goldberg, Macho Man Randy Savage, and… uh… Who’s that last guy supposed to be? Diamond Dallas Page? Did the person who drew that ever see DDP? “Ooooh Yeah!”? Did Randy Savage pay the artist to stick his catchphrase haphazardly in the middle there?...

Someone Bought This: Would you buy this Dubai bootleg wrestling figure? I would!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 April 2022, 02:00

Crapper Al Needham wrote: The attached was spotted in a 24-hour discount store in Dubai. Dunno who he is, but he’s obviously a Main Event Superstar in the Morld Mrestling 3ntertainment Universe. Wow, that is so weird… I love it! “World Wrestling Stimulation Tournament”?!...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan has a plan for you- a workout plan!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 April 2022, 02:00

It’s the Hulk Hogan Workout Set! Yes, by using this workout set that scrawny kid on the package is sure to look just as muscled-up as Hulk Hogan! And if you believe that, then I have some primo swampland in Florida to sell you, brother!...

Someone Bought This: Superman vs. Antonio Rocca Comic

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 April 2022, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: So in 1962 Superman actually stepped into the ring and got his tail handed to him by Antonio Rocca one of the biggest stars of that era. According to Comics Alliance writer Chris Sims the story is even weirder that you might expect. Man, Superman got his ass kicked!...

Someone Bought This: Bend over for some patriotic fervor!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 April 2022, 02:00

It’s a Bend-Em figure of The Patriot. Yup…. (yawn!). I wonder if they sold even 1/3rd of however many of these they made?...

Someone Bought This: A Finnish environmentalist trading card… in 3-D!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 March 2022, 02:00

From the Wrestling Trading Card Price Guide site comes this 1994 Ludvig Borga hologram card! Eh, I think I’d be more excited if I go tone of those 3-D Hologram Baseball Cards from Denny’s back in the day…...

Someone Bought This: Great manager, awful wrestler

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 March 2022, 02:00

On one hand the Bob Backlund figure is awesome because Bob Backlund is awesome. On the other hand, The Sultan gimmick was 100% pure WrestleCrap!...