Huntingdon, WV – During the intermission of a house show on the West Virgina/Kentucky border, TNA President Dixie Carter revealed that the company would be launching their own network next Monday night. “Howdy, ya’ll!” said Carter to the half-full high school gymnasium. “We here at TNA are proud to announce the launching of the brand new TNA Network!” Carter then Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Natalya Finally Breaks Up With The Great Khali
8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 14 February 2014, 08:00Calgary, Alberta, Canada – During an intimate Valentine’s Day dinner, WWE Diva Natalya finally broke up with her on-screen boyfriend, The Great Khali. The two superstars dined at Teatro Ristorante over a romantic candle-lit $90 per plate meal. They made small talk, but Khali noticed that Natalya seemed distant and distracted. When he gently inquired to what was bothering his Continue Reading...
HEADLIES: EDGE’S EX-WIFE RESPECTFULLY DECLINES INVITATION TO INDUCT LITA INTO WWE HALL OF FAME
7 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 12 February 2014, 17:45 Tampa, FL – Lisa Ortiz, the second wife of WWE Hall of Famer Adam “Edge” Copeland, has respectfully declined an invitation to induct Amy “Lita” Dumas into the WWE Hall of Fame on WrestleMania weekend. Dumas, 38, will be the third modern-era “Diva”, after Tammy Sytch and Trish Stratus, to be inducted into the company’s Hall. Her career was Continue Reading...
Headlies: New WWE-inspired rules for Olympic announcers revealed
10 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Tue, 11 February 2014, 17:48Dick Ebersol, senior adviser for NBC’s Olympic coverage and long-time friend of WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, has recently issued a memo outlining new rules for the Sochi 2014 announcers. The goal is to separate the Olympics as a genre distinct from “sports,” a term loaded with negative connotations of coarse players, rowdy fans, gambling, and sweat. Announcers are now to Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE Releases “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk” DVD
20 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 07 February 2014, 08:00Des Moines, IA – During this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE announced that they are releasing a brand new DVD entitled “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk”. The release comes as a surprise as there had been no previous mentions of the DVD being written, filmed, produced, and shipped to stores. “I admit the turn-around was quick, but we here at Continue Reading...
Headlies: WWE Unveils New Poster For Wrestlemania
17 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 31 January 2014, 08:00New Orleans, LA – During a press conference promoting Wrestlemania 30, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon revealed a brand new poster for the event. “I’d like to thank the members of the international press for joining us today,” said Triple H. “We saw an exciting Royal Rumble this past Sunday and we are now using that momentum to carry the Continue Reading...
HEADLIES: CM Punk Hoping to Fill The Rock’s Void by Coming Back as Overpaid Part-Timer
8 Submitted by Justin Henry on Wed, 29 January 2014, 04:19 CLEVELAND – Former WWE Champion CM Punk has informed Vince McMahon on Monday that he was walking away from the company, and Punk has since been written out of all foreseeable events. It has been learned that Punk is looking to come back for a “Dwayne Johnson type of deal” that would preclude him from performing at live events, Continue Reading...
HEADLIES: ZACK RYDER ALREADY ELIMINATED FROM 2014 ROYAL RUMBLE
8 Submitted by Justin Henry on Sat, 25 January 2014, 21:40 Pittsburgh – Even though the Royal Rumble match has not even officially started, and with it not even being Sunday the 26th in the United States, Zack Ryder has made Rumble history by being the first man to ever be eliminated before the match had even begun. The 28-year-old Long Island upstart has run into a teeming cauldron of Continue Reading...
Headlies: Sack Of Flour Jumps Ship And Joins WWE
25 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 24 January 2014, 08:00Pittsburgh, PA – In a stunning move harkening back to the cutthroat days of the “Monday Night Wars”, TNA’s most popular Knockout Sack Of Flour has left the company to join WWE. The surprise news was first broken by John Pollock on this week’s edition of Live Audio Wrestling. “I can’t reveal my sources, but I stand by them 100 Continue Reading...
Headlies: Mason Ryan Excited To Make His Return On Monday Night
14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 17 January 2014, 08:00Cardiff, Wales – WWE Superstar and former New Nexus member Mason Ryan has been preparing for his return to Raw this coming Monday. Inside his personal gym, Ryan expressed excitement over his return to Monday Night Raw. “It’s been a long time coming. Almost two years by my count,” said Ryan as he blasted his quads. “I know now that Continue Reading...