Do you want the RAW Women’s Championship?

You better grab some oven mitts if you want to hold on to this hot potato!

Goldberg won’t follow the script, and neither will I.

So *don’t* read this new induction. I’m going into business for myself.

The Slater Family is having Thanksgiving dinner and you’re invited!

Grab a plate and head on over to Headlies, baby!

This ain’t your daddy’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

Shadow Warriors 2…INDUCTED!

  • Veda Scott Leaves ROH, Immediately Wins And Loses The Raw Women's Championship
  • Irate Fan Swears He'll Only Renew The WWE Network One More Time
  • The Gobbledy Gooker Has Epic Meltdown On Twitter During Survivor Series
  • Vince McMahon Still Referring To Lince Dorato As "Lance Dorito"
  • Dwayne Johnson to Star as Zeus in "No Holds Barred" Reboot
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Silent Night Bloody Night – Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely is Your Barbed Wire

8 Submitted by on Wed, 07 December 2016, 15:45
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Confession time here at the Crap.  Last year during the Gooker Award voting, I was concerned. No, more than that, I was scared, mortified, almost, at what appeared to be an inevitability: a TNA angle was going to win WrestleCrap’s biggest (and by biggest I do mean ‘only’) award. The storyline was the Robert Roode-Traci Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: He-Man Christmas – We Wish You a Merry Atheist Day and a Happy New Year

13 Submitted by on Tue, 06 December 2016, 08:07
Cartoon, 1985 Text by Blade Braxton It’s no secret to listeners of Wrestlecrap Radio, that I am a huge fan of the original He-Man and Masters Of The Universe cartoon. I regard the original set of episodes as some of the best cartoons of the 1980’s. The abomination you’re about to see today however, is quite different. Straying far away from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raw Women’s Championship Replaced With Literal Hot Potato

13 Submitted by on Mon, 05 December 2016, 08:00
Austin, TX – After numerous Raw Women’s Championship changes over the past few months, Raw commissioner Stephanie McMahon and Raw general manager Mick Foley unveiled a new tile belt: a literal hot potato. McMahon addressed the stunned crowd saying “We’ve listened to you, the WWE Universe. Actually, I was busy playing Candy Crush on my phone, so I was only Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

8 Submitted by on Sun, 04 December 2016, 10:00
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: El Santa Claus – The Goofiest Christmas Move Ever Made Gets Its Proper Induction!

11 Submitted by on Fri, 02 December 2016, 08:15
WWE, 2008  Text by RD Reynolds with Triple Kelly Quick note from RD: If you enjoy these classic inductions, why not get all of them and everything else ever on the site via the online archives?  A one-time donation of $14.95 gets you unlimited access to everything.  All the inductions, all the WrestleCrap Radios, all the WrestleCrap Radio videos, everything ever written or Continue Reading...
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Induction: Goldberg Refuses to Follow the Script – Oh, What a Tangled Web Russo Weaves

56 Submitted by on Thu, 01 December 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 Like the rest of you, I was shocked to see Goldberg destroy Brock Lesnar at Survivor Series. Why such a short main event? Why have a part-timer come in and annihilate the company’s top draw? Nothing about the situation seemed to make any sense according to Booking 101. But I think I’ve finally figured out why what happened, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Del Río Runs Over Santa Claus – GTA: North Pole

34 Submitted by on Sun, 27 November 2016, 08:45
WWE, 2012 The holidays are a time when WWE encourages its viewers to spend quality time with their families, preferably by turning off the TV altogether. Either that, or they figure that people aren’t concerned with TV wrestling around Christmastime, so why put on a half-way decent program when nobody is watching? Of course, back in, say, 2000, the “nobody” Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Black Friday Sale – The Archives for Just $12.95!

64 Submitted by on Wed, 23 November 2016, 21:30
The WrestleCrap Black Friday sale is back!  The entire WrestleCrap.com archives are all yours for a one-time donation of just $12.95!  Get in on the action by clicking the button below as this offer will not last.  Thanks so much, and we ask you please give us 48 hours to send you your username and password upon payment.   Many of our Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Captain Lou’s terrifying anti-drug PSA

3 Submitted by on Wed, 30 November 2016, 17:40
Here’s Captain Lou Albano who played Mario on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show (does come with Mario hat as pictured) doing an anti-drug PSA. Apparently he couldn’t be bothered to put on the entire Mario costume and just went with the hat. It’s a nice message, until the very end… “And if you do drugs, you’ll go to Hell Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Jingle All the Way & Jingle All the Way 2 – We Watched Them Both And Didn’t Hear “It’s Not a Tumor” or “Get ‘Er Done” Even Once

67 Submitted by on Wed, 30 November 2016, 08:45
Ah December…the time we get to take a break from writing about horrible wrestling and instead go dumpster diving into the world of horrible Christmas movies!  We’ve been doing this I believe since year one at WrestleCrap, so there ain’t no stopping us now.  And this year, you get a double dose, as we do a two-fer-one with myself and Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Christmas Comes to Pac-Land: The Cartoon That Will Make You Hate Pac-Man AND Santa

11 Submitted by on Tue, 29 November 2016, 12:01
ABC Cartoon, 1982 Text by RD Reynolds Standard December Disclaimer: Every year, I take a week away from doing wrestling inductions to review the very worst of Christmas movies and specials. And this is that week! I do hope you enjoy a very special, and very horrible, Christmas Comes to Pac-Land! As anyone who has read this site for, oh, 90 Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Christmas Brawl album- Alex Wright raps!

15 Submitted by on Mon, 28 November 2016, 15:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: There was a Limited edition WCW CD called Christmas Brawl and it had the themes of the Nasty Boys and the Wrestlecrap inducted American Males to the Taskmaster an DDP, instead of the WCW Superstars singing Christmas carols. Here’s an obscure one! This CD was only available in Germany to support a WCW “Christmas Brawl” tour Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Slaters Celebrate Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by on Mon, 28 November 2016, 08:00
Pineville, WV – As the sun began to set over Noble’s Trailer Park, the Slater Clan gather ’round their supper table to enjoy their Thanksgiving meal. Current WWE Smackdown Tag Team champion Heath Slater proudly sat at the head of the wobbly card table, looking over his kin. “As your proud Papa, I just want to thank ya’ll for being Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Shadow Warriors 2 – This Ain’t Your Father’s Hulk Hogan Movie!

54 Submitted by on Thu, 24 November 2016, 20:00
Movie, 1999 Several years back when my 400 disc Blu-Ray changer (yes, such a thing exists) conked out, I decided to move all my discs over to Plex.  For those of you unfamiliar with that bit of technology, just imagine all the DVDs and Blu-Rays you own magically transported to your own personal Netflix (and if you’re unfamiliar with that bit of technology, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Gobbledy Gooker dances with his new wrestler friends

31 Submitted by on Tue, 22 November 2016, 02:00
By now I’m sure most all of you have seen The Gobbledy Gooker’s infamous debut at Survivor Series 1990 where he hatched from an egg, and square danced with Mean Gene Okerlund to “Turkey In The Straw”. But did you know he appeared in vignettes shortly afterward on WWF Superstars and WWF Challenge? I guess they wanted to get some Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Undertaker Finally Listens to “Rolling” by Limp Bizkit

9 Submitted by on Mon, 21 November 2016, 08:00
Death Valley, CA – WWE legend The Undertaker finally listened to the song “Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)” by Limp Bizkit and did not like what he heard. Following the his return on the 900th episode of Smackdown, The Undertaker was riding a wave of nostalgia. After watching several of his Smackdown matches on the WWE Network, Undertaker came to the Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: Triple H Vows to Defend WWE’s Honor Against ‘Vigilante’ Goldberg

5 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 23:10
  TORONTO – Irate over how easily the near-fifty-year-old Bill Goldberg mowed down relentless killing machine Brock Lesnar at the Survivor Series pay-per-view, WWE Chief Operating Officer Triple H is calling out the former WCW World Heavyweight Champion. “This has happened before,” seethed Triple H in an exclusive interview. “Some WCW has-been that has spent the previous decade-plus in seclusion Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt

6 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 20:53
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just found this Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt.  I’m surprised the back of it doesn’t say “Goldberg drools”. I imagine this kind of simple-minded crap is how a 10 year old mark fan* thinks… “Austin rules! And Goldberg sucks! Goldberg is a big poopyheaded ripoff of Stone Cold!” *Or Vince McMahon....
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Someone Bought This: The classiest wristwatch of all time (heh heh).

6 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 12:22
Crapper Drew writes: Crapper Drew here. I was doing my weekly perusing of the ‘New Items’ section of WWESHOP (while my girlfriend sighed in the background, but I digress) and came upon this wonderful little piece of bling. It’s quite possibly the classiest timepiece I’ve ever seen, and I’m currently rewriting history in my head to fulfill my time-traveling fantasy Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The revised Survivor Series 1993 poster reveals a fascinating secret!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 02:00
In his excellent Survivor Series Substitutes induction, Art wrote about the times when a wrestler or wrestlers would have to be substituted for others in the history of the Survivor Series. In the Comments section for that induction, Crapper Saint Stryfe posted a comment about the 1993 Survivor Series poster that was too funny for me not to feature on Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie’s Thanksgiving PMS – A period piece

43 Submitted by on Thu, 17 November 2016, 20:00
WWE, 2002 Raw may have a monopoly on the Monday-only holidays like Memorial Day, MLK Day, and Columbus Day, but so long as Smackdown aired on Thursdays, it was the perennial home of Thanksgiving. And besides, none of those Monday holidays are all that fun, aside from the occasional, totally off-base history lesson from Vince McMahon. Thanksgiving, on the other Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: The Star Wars Holiday Special – Welcome to the Dark Side

21 Submitted by on Thu, 17 November 2016, 15:10
Television Special, 1978 Note from RD: As you can probably surmise from the title, this has nothing to do with wrestling. But since reviewing bad Christmas movies has become a holiday tradition here at the Crap, I thought there was nothing more appropriate to cover than this stinkbomb from the late 70’s. Enjoy! November 17, 1978 is a date that Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jesse Ventura figure political ad

4 Submitted by on Tue, 15 November 2016, 12:33
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor Of Style!) writes: These poor child actors probably had no idea what they were doing in this ad for Jesse Ventura’s 1998 campaign for governor. I guess the stupid ad worked, though! Okay, that’s pretty creative, I’ll admit… and I totally would have bought a talking Governor Jesse Ventura action figure and desk play Continue Reading...
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