Ladies and Gentlemen, The Greatest Workout In the History Of Man:

Scott Steiner’s Freak Show!

NEW INDUCTION!

Why are all of these wrestling companies teaming up?

Open up your wallets for this week’s Headlie!

Can it possibly be true?

RD Reynolds’ Beloved Patty (Trish) Stratus INDUCTED?

It is…and she’s barking like a dog!

WWE says “Thank you” to moms everywhere with a new Network special.

Grab the flowers and candy, it’s Headlies!

You may remember Frankie, Damien, and Matilda…but what about Clyde and Bear?

Nikolai & Sheik’s animal mascots are here!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Break out the slap bracelets and Jncos!

Slam down some Orbitz and Doritos 3D!

TNA is taking you back to the 90’s in Headlies!

It Sherwood Suck to Sit Through This!

Robin Hood Invades Nitro!

NEW INDUCTION!!!

Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

Only $1.99 per minute. Kids get your parent’s permission.

Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Destination America Discovers TNA Impact on Its Schedule, Immediately Cancels It
  • CONFIRMED: Barry Darsow is the New McDonald's Hamburglar
  • Global Force Wrestling Announces Roster Featuring Ed Leslie, Scotty Riggs, Two Arby's Workers, & Local Hooters Girl
  • RUMOR: Spin Doctors' Chris Barron To Join TNA Wrestling as a Senior Producer of Creative & Talent Development
  • Greg Valentine, Roddy Piper Baffled at Bloodless Chain Match
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INDUCTION: Scott Steiner’s Freak Show – The Greatest Workout in the History of Man

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Workout DVD, 2009 It was about a year ago that I jumped on the Ice Bucket Challenge bandwagon, and released this video: It was a silly attempt at making folks laugh, and the fact that RD Jr. can be heard giggling in the background throughout it is something that makes me consider it a success.  Of course, others didn’t view Continue Reading...
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Get The Entire WrestleCrap Archives & All WrestleCrap Videos Online!!

62 Submitted by on Tue, 07 April 2015, 10:30
  Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Forget Stretch Armstrong! We’ve got Stretch Wrestlers!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 23 May 2015, 02:00
In the mid-80’s L.J.N released a series of Stretch Wrestlers: George “The Animal” Steele Hulk Hogan Junkyard Dog King Kong Bundy “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff “Macho Man” Randy Savage Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat “Rowdy” Roddy Piper If you were a kid in the 70’s (or 90’s) you’ll remember the Stretch Armstrong toy: …where you could pull it and stretch it and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Tuff Talkin’ wrestlers are kind of strange

5 Submitted by on Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Toy Biz’s WCW Toys in the final years of the company tended to be more impressive than the WWF toys of the time, but something about these “Tuff Talkin’ Wrestlers” figures seems off. Perhaps it’s the creepy way their mouths move. Also DDP’s figure looks like they made an Enzo Amore toy 15 years too early. Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Fruit Juice carton with Hulk Hogan action shot!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 21 May 2015, 02:00
Check out this vintage WWF Fruit Juice drink carton from 1991.  “10% Real Fruit Juice”? So what’s the other 90% of it, then?! Hmm… Kudos to the people who made this stuff for not using artificial colors, flavors, or preservatives, I suppose. Ooo, there’s an Action Cut-Out on the back? I can’t wait to see what it is! Let’s check Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: TNA’s Early Days – Fat Guys Named ‘Cheex’, Midgets in Trash Cans, Flying Elvises – What More Could You Want??

26 Submitted by on Wed, 20 May 2015, 19:00
  A Special Look Back at the First Days of NWA-TNA   After the WrestleCrap induction of the wrestling penises (or is that pen-i?) known as The Johnsons a couple of weeks back, I have been bombarded with requests for some of the more…how can I put this nicely?…idiotic characters and angles that plagued the first few weeks of NWA-TNA’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Goof Troop wrestling episode

3 Submitted by on Tue, 19 May 2015, 22:11
Crapper Paul S. writes: Time for another wrestling cartoon. In this episode of Goof Troop Pete gets talked into taking on a challenge from a masked shooter named “The Incredible Bulk.” As luck would have it Myron, the amiable man behind the mask wants to retire from wrestling and invest his savings in a restaurant. He contractually can’t retire until Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestling Companies Team Up, Release New T-Shirt

6 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 08:00
Secret Lair, Atlantic Ocean – The leaders of most of the world’s professional wrestling organizations met in a secret monthly meeting this week to discuss business. the heads of wrestling’s major “families”: The McMahons from WWE, the Carters from TNA, Dorian Rolando of AAA, Paco Alonso of CMLL, Kaname Tezuka from New Japan, Super Dragon from Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, Joe Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The dreaded Face Wash spot!

3 Submitted by on Mon, 18 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Punk is the Best in the World on getting facewashed From the video description: In 2005, Delirious and CM Punk had 3 matches in the IWA-MS ring. In those matches, a recurring comedy spot, Delirious kept trying to “face wash” Punk. Watch how Punk and Delirious work the spot in each match. Clips happen in chronological Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

57 Submitted by on Sun, 17 May 2015, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “Mama’s Family” wrestling episode “Mama Mania”

14 Submitted by on Sat, 16 May 2015, 02:00
(Yes I know YouTube pulled these videos. Sorry, I can’t do anything about that). Crappers; I have a confession to make and I’m not exactly proud to tell you this… I… kinda like the sitcom Mama’s Family with Vicki Lawrence. Especially the later syndicated episodes which were a lot chewier than the earlier NBC seasons. Yes; it was stupid. Yes, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Every Giant/Big Show turn, ever.

5 Submitted by on Fri, 15 May 2015, 15:00
Crapper Third String Point Guard writes: So Big Show is now in his second decade in sports entertainment. And no man has been turned so often, and oftentimes for no apparent reason and with no sufficient build-up, than the onetime kayfabe son of Andre the Giant. This video enumerates “all” of his WCW and WWF/E turns, though I believe the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hollywood Hulk Hogan’s book on tape!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 15 May 2015, 02:00
Crapper Daniel Butera writes: I’m not sure who originally bought this, but I sure didn’t. Found at Goodwill, it’s the “Hollywood” Hulk Hogan autobiography…audiobook! On cassette tape! Who doesn’t want to listen to Hulk Hogan talk about his favorite subject for two hours? Wow!!! And check out the Julio Iglesias, Kool & The Gang, and Phil Collins tapes! Sold, sold, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Trish barks like a dog – McMahon’s breast friend

63 Submitted by on Thu, 14 May 2015, 20:42
WWE, 2001 It’s rare to be able to put a price tag on piece of Wrestlecrap, and it’s even rarer that a piece of Wrestlecrap influences the affairs of the federal government, but tonight’s induction accomplished both feats. Vince McMahon’s degrading in-ring segment with Trish Stratus ended up shooting his wife’s chances at a United States Senate seat straight to Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Epilogue

6 Submitted by on Tue, 12 May 2015, 20:31
(Jed’s note: Apologies for not getting this out last Friday. Had a very busy weekend that kept me away from the computer. Anyway, enjoy this, the final chapter of this RTB book-that-never-was. And send Neil an email with your thoughts, praise, questions, sexual advances and Nigerian financial transfer offers. He put in an obscene amount of work, so he deserves the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Celebrates Mother’s Day

3 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2015, 08:00
Boca Vista, FL – This past Sunday, WWE aired a new special on the WWE Network celebrating Mother’s Day. The show, entitled “Happy Mother’s Day, Fools”, was hosted by WWE Hall of Famer and noted mother lover, Mr. T. Joining Mr. T was several well known WWE mothers including Brodus Clay’s mama, Shelton Benjamin’s mama, and former WCW tag-team champion, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Judy and Buff Bagwell airbrushed shirt

9 Submitted by on Mon, 11 May 2015, 04:53
Bryan from the WCW Worldwide Blog posted this picture of Judy Bagwell coming out at Bash At The Beach 1999 in celebration of Mother’s Day I love that she’s wearing a customized airbrushed shirt of her and her son Marcus Alexander Bagwell (she’d never call her boy Buff Bagwell!) with her wearing the top hat. It looks like something she had Continue Reading...
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