Poor Ken Patera can’t catch a break, but at least WWE gets more use out of the Punjabi Prison.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Columbo and women’s wrestling?

Now that’s a combination as unbeatable as a sunset flip!

“…All the Marbles” inducted!

It’s a whole new world now that Disney has chosen Jack Gallagher as their new Aladdin.

Use one of your wishes to read all about it in Headlies!

Let’s celebrate the 30th Anniversary of the release of Pile Driver by analyzing the music video SCENE BY SCENE!

NEW INDUCTION!

Who is going around the internet praising the return of Global Force Wrestling?

Strut on over to Headlies to find out the identity of this mystery person!

Excited for girl-on-girl action?

Pay-per-view? The number 69?

What if I told you Jackie Stallone was involved?

The GLOW pay-per-view – inducted!

The granddaddy of them all gets its greatest main event!

Move over Flair vs. Race!  We’ve got Hogan vs. Beefcake!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another injury for Seth Rollins?

Find out how WWE plans to protect The Architect in Headlies!

The ultimate triple threat – Terry Funk vs. Chris Candido vs. a Horse!

Is it any good?  Nay!

Sorry for the horrible pun – here’s hoping we make up for that with our NEW Induction!

Mr. Money In The Bank wants you to pony up some cash so he can get on Warped Tour.

Open up your wallets, strap on your Vans, and check out a new Headlie!

Look who’s invading WCW!

No, it’s not the WBF Bodystars…

…It’s the Battle Dome Warriors!

New induction!

Step right up and be the first in line at WWE’s new amusement park!

We’ve got all the details in Headlies!

What’s Todd Chrisley doing in bed with that woman?

Wrestling, of course!

The Chrisleys invade All-Star Wrestling in a new induction!

Think that bit with Alexa and Bayley from Monday was bad?

You ain’t seen nothing yet!

The first – and worst – of the This is Your Life skits…INDUCTED!

Greg Gagne is donning the camouflage one more time this Memorial Day.

 March on over to Headlies and read all about it!

Did you know that Chris & Tammy once killed a cat?

Anyone know a good Tammy Sytch/cat joke?

New induction!

WWE has a new bonafide star on their hands after Backlash, but it’s not who you think.

Flex as hard as you can and read all about it in Headlies!

Hillbilly Jim vs. Mr. Fuji in a Tuxedo Match!

A bout so horrible it’s causing RD Reynolds to consider retirement!

But will he?  Find out in our NEW INDUCTION!

Will John Cena end up on a real chain gang?

Find out in WWE Films’ Legendary!

Inducted!

Vince is breaking out the old Victrola for new Pay-Per-View names.

Grab your headphones and strut on over to Headlies!

For the first time in 17 years, we ain’t waiting.

The House of Horrors…now inducted at WrestleCrap.com!

Who is going to clean up after the House Of Horrors mess?

Erick Rowan, that’s who!

Grab a mop and bucket and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s backyard wrestling!

It’s lucha libre!

It’s… a Full House sequel?

Whatever it is, it’s a new induction!

Mulkey Mania is running wild all over your video game consoles.

Grab your Atari 2600 joystick and head on over to Headlies!

RD Reynolds discusses 3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain on the Horrible Movie Podcast!

Click Hulk’s wacky wig to listen in!

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  • Fans Outraged After Dave Meltzer Gives Chipolte Burrito Bowl 6 Stars
  • Rusev Describes Hot Dog As "Flavorless Tube Of Meat Like That American Dog John Cena"
  • Fan Just Making Up Names To Sound Like He Knows About NJPW G1
  • Abyss and Father James Mitchell Spend A Surprisingly Pleasant Father's Day Together
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Headlies: Ken Patera Sent To Punjabi Prison

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Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia police announced Monday morning that they have arrested former wrestling star Ken Patera and placed him in Punjabi Prison. In a prepared statement, Philadelphia Police Captain Donald Carpenter said, “At 12:34am this morning, police responded to a break-in at a McDonald’s on North 52nd street. While no money was taken from the registers or the safe, Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Just $14.95!

69 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Creepy WWF toddler dolls

2 Submitted by on Fri, 21 July 2017, 02:00
We’ve featured the Stone Cold Steve Austin porcelain baby doll before, but they actually made more of these hideous abominations! They made toddler dolls of Chyna and The Rock! Who on Earth are these supposed to appeal to?! Li’l Chyna is particularly disturbing considering her physique at the time and the train -wreck she turned into. What’s next? A Li’l Continue Reading...
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Induction: …All the Marbles starring Peter Falk – Just one more thing… this movie sucks!

10 Submitted by on Thu, 20 July 2017, 21:47
MGM Pictures, 1981 Swing Your Lady may be the earliest wrestling movie chronologically, but …All the Marbles is and always will be the earliest alphabetically, thanks to that ellipsis. The film stars Columbo’s Peter Falk as the very Peter Falk-ish wrestling manager, Harry Sears. His tag team, the California Dolls, are trying to move up in the world of ladies’ wrestling, which, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: 90’s WWF shirts are here and they want to dance (!)

10 Submitted by on Wed, 19 July 2017, 02:00
Yes, that’s Tammy Sytch AKA Sunny as Tamara Murphy giving us an Event Center update but that’s not why I wanted to share this. Check out that boffo CGI animation in the Merchandise Catalog ad! It’s weird, cheesy, silly, and I dare say kind of fun. Pixar ain’t got nothing on the WWF’s CGI! DancingBretHartShirtsParade.com- I bet that URL’s not Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Disney Taps WWE’s Jack Gallagher For Lead Role In Aladdin

1 Submitted by on Mon, 17 July 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – In a shocking movie, Disney has cast WWE Superstar Jack Gallagher for the titular role in the live-action version of Aladdin. Disney, who publicly stated recently that they were having difficulty filling the lead role, released a statement saying, “There’s just something special about Jack Gallagher that makes him perfect to play a character of Middle Eastern Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The 30th Anniversary of PILEDRIVER – A Scene by Scene Super Analysis!

68 Submitted by on Thu, 13 July 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1987 I’ve been bingeing Prime Time Wrestling on the Network of late.  I mean, not that it’s anything new for me; I’ve long made known my love for this television progrem, so I won’t bore you with details about it again.  I binged it long before the Network existed (on good ol’ fashioned VHS tapes I recorded from the Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rene Goulet crap

3 Submitted by on Wed, 12 July 2017, 02:00
Christopher Haydu (AKA: Gotch Gracy 3000) writes: Check this out, Mr. Kraft. A tribute to Rene Goulet that talks about his similarities to Michael Jackson and addresses those rumors of what Mr. Goulet likes to do in bed…. The epitome of WrestleCrap!...
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Headlies: Global Force Wrestling’s Fan Excited By TNA Acquisition

7 Submitted by on Mon, 10 July 2017, 08:00
Nashville, TN – Global Force Wrestling’s one and only fan has been making the rounds on wrestling message boards, Facebook groups, and Reddit celebrating the company’s re-branding of TNA. A person by the name of “Joof Jorrett” has been joining various websites to praise the rebirth of his favorite company, Global Force Wrestling. “It’s about dang time someone finally righted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Iron Sheik alarm clock App

4 Submitted by on Fri, 07 July 2017, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I do not know if it is still selling on iTunes, but the person behind the voice of Lois from Family Guy loves it. If you get it, respect the Legend. “Number One App in The iTunes Store Or Go Fuck Yourself”? Did WrestleCrap Radio’s own Angry Jim come up with the marketing campaign for this?...
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Induction: The GLOW pay-per-view – This time, it cost money

28 Submitted by on Thu, 06 July 2017, 20:00
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, 1993 With the hit series GLOW premiering on Netflix recently, a lot of wrestling fans have come to appreciate the original Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, the syndicated 1980s television show that is the subject of the new comedy/drama. The GLOW wrestling show was the first of its kind, employing an all-female cast that blended goofball comedy with Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: “It Doesn’t Matter” video featuring The Rock and Wyclef Jean

2 Submitted by on Wed, 05 July 2017, 02:00
Crapper E-Squared writes: I felt that it was long overdue, but better late than never. Anyway, looking at this video REALLY dates the song AND the video. The Rock was well in character with how he was in 2000 and it just really takes me back. Plus, this song was a total gimmick, especially considering how popular The Rock was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

12 Submitted by on Tue, 04 July 2017, 02:00
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90’s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Unveils New Network Show “Everybody Hates Dolph Ziggler”

3 Submitted by on Mon, 03 July 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, FL – WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced at a press conference earlier today that the newest original programming on the WWE Network would be a reality show called “Everybody Hates Dolph Ziggler”. McMahon, flanked by his daughter Stephanie and Ziggler himself, explained the premise. “We have Dolph Ziggler going around the country and tape people saying awful things about Continue Reading...
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Induction: Donald Trump buys Raw: Dropped almost as fast as WWE’s stock

68 Submitted by on Sun, 02 July 2017, 02:00
WWE, 2009 I have never understood Donald Trump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Vince McMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. McMahon once made Trish Stratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to demolish Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Starrcade Main Eventer Ed Leslie – The Granddaddy of Them All Gets Butchered

53 Submitted by on Thu, 29 June 2017, 20:00
WCW, 1994 I like how everyone and their brother is complaining about Jinder Mahal ramdomly being thrust into the main event scene. I mean, sure, I’ve brought it up too, viewing this as one of the ultimate troll jobs Vince McMahon has ever perpetrated, just to get all of us hardcores in a tizzy. Look, I’ve heard all the reason Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: UWF cookies!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 28 June 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: What wrestling fan couldn’t resist a “Dr. Death Steve Willaims Oatmeal Pina Colada” cookie? Particularly in one with less appealing packaging than found at your children’s bakesale. This commercial also mentions a new cookie coming soon called “The Herbie” which I can assume is covered in a white dust that isn’t powdered sugar. But can they Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Covers Seth Rollins In Bubble Wrap For His Own Protection

4 Submitted by on Mon, 26 June 2017, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – WWE officials have taken the proactive measure of wrapping WWE Superstar Seth Rollins in protective bubble wrap before every match. The controversial decision was made after Rollins had to receive stitches on his face after last night’s Monday Night Raw. “It’s for his own safety as well as the financial safety of the company,” said Triple Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Missy Hyatt hosts one of the worst interview segments of all time!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 23 June 2017, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I was thinking about Missy Hyatt today, for some reason, and wondered why she never went to work for Vince in the WWF. Well, it turns out – she did. Her Wikipedia page says: “While still under UWF contract, Hyatt was contacted about working for the World Wrestling Federation. Vince McMahon wanted Hyatt to replace Rowdy Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Terry Funk vs. Chris Candido vs. a Horse – No Really, A Live Horse!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 22 June 2017, 20:00
2000, WCW I don’t know why, but sometimes I still find it hard to believe that WCW has been dead and buried for over sixteen years.  Maybe it’s because I have fond memories of the promotion, especially the early years of Nitro when the company pushed not only Vince McMahon and the WWF but the entire business to be better than Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Andre The Giant tombstones a guy! OUCH!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 16 June 2017, 02:00
Our own Art writes: There are three things noteworthy about this video from 1972: 1) Andre The Giant is looking svelte. 2) Andre does a tombstone piledriver. 3) The announcer calls it a tombstone, nearly two decades before The Undertaker used it. When you factor in that it’s a Japanese announcer calling it an English name, you’ve got to figure Continue Reading...
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