Kane and Seth Rollins are having issues.

 

Find out how The Authority wants to sort things out in a new Headlie!

Hey Yo! The Chuck E. Cheese World Order is taking over in a new Someone Bought This!

Fred Flintstone Meets John Cenastone!

Someone thought this was a good idea.  Wasn’t us!

NEW INDUCTION!

The “Apex Predator” shops locally!

 

Find out what he bought in a new Headlie!

Michael P.S Hayes released an album… with a very disturbing picture- in an all new Someone Bought This!

Remember the Nation of Domination?

We bet you don’t!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

“Chewie, We’re Home.”

 We sure hope not!!!!!

Find out what happened the LAST time Han said that to Chewie by clicking here!

What happens when Brock Lesnar tries to go into Beast Mode and fails?

 

Brrrrrrriiiiieeeeeee MoooOOOooooOOOOooddde!

Three things you can count on: Death, taxes, and that this feud sucked.

The Dead Man Battles the Tax Man!

NEW INDUCTION!

Another loss at Wrestlemania for Bray Wyatt?

The streak lives! It’s celebration time!

Follow the buzzards to a new Headlie!

Happy Easter! Celebrate by reading about The Easter Bunny’s career as a jobber in a classic Jobber Of The Week!

Fifteen years of laughs…and friendship.

Thank you from WrestleCrap.com!

Your WrestleMania Recap Audio is Here!

WrestleRadio #836!

Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

Click here to find out!

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

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Get The Entire WrestleCrap Archives & All WrestleCrap Videos Online!!

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  Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kane and Seth Rollins Enter Couples Therapy

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Green Bay, WI – Current WWE champion Seth Rollins and WWE Director of Operations Kane have officially began couples therapy in a concerted effort to fix their struggling relationship. Trouble has been brewing among the two over the past few weeks, coming to a head this past Sunday night at Extreme Rules. At the behest of The Authority, both men Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Morbid wrestling figure accessories

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Today we have a set of 2 tiny coffins for your wrestling figures. They’re useful for when you’re playing casket matches with your figures (you know, if you’re 7…). They’re also handy if you need somewhere to store the action figures of all the wrestlers who have dropped dead in the last 25 years from steroid and other drug abuse, in-ring Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling bed sheet (with bonus VHS tape!).

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I found this Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling bed sheet and a VHS tape on eBay. Because who wouldn’t want to own someone’s 30 year old bed sheet that that isn’t even a complete set? It even comes with a bonus VHS video tape of the cartoon!   Judging by that cover, the episode is about Hulk marrying a small Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Muppets engage is a grueling wrestling match!

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Crapper Justin Cook writes: Here is a clip From the second Muppet Show Pilot “Sex and Violence” involving a continuing skit of a wrestling match that went on during the show. “Earthquake”? What a stupid name for a wrestler! That would never get over in real life… And the matches are in Rounds? What is this; the Brawl For All Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part V

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by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Build To Night of Champions: The first RAW after Summerslam opens with John Cena, still WWE Champion, heading down to the ring, only to be interrupted by Daniel Bryan charging out from the back. Cena turns to face Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Japan combines cute little white lions and wrestling onto a shirt!

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Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a clever new shirt from New Japan Pro Wrestling where the traditional lion logo is replaced by Jungle Emperor Leo AKA Kimba the White Lion an Osamu Tezuka manga that was turned into an animated series in 1965. While Leo/Kimba is one of Tezuka’s most popular characters in Japan he was pretty obscure in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Buy a Tatanka WWF Magazine from Tatanka himself… for a price.

10 Submitted by on Thu, 23 April 2015, 02:00
Tatanka (BUFFALO!) has a nice website with a lot of cool stuff including a store where he’s selling ring-worn trunks and other personal items from his career.  One of the things he’s selling is this WWF Magazine with him on the cover. It’s not autographed or anything, but he’s still asking $35 (plus sales tax if you’re in Florida) for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF wrestlers love their ICOPRO!

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Crapper Vincent Besse writes: I found more IcoPro commercials, though I haven’t found the one with Tatanka that the Network uses. Here’s a different one with Tatanka: Here’s a Luger one that I didn’t even know existed, despite the fact that he should have been the IcoPro Guy: Here’s a Scott Hall one: And finally, a longer one with Bret Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: “Yes. I Am A Model” button lets you be just as cool as Rick Martel.

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You too can be as cool as “The Model” Rick Martel with this “Yes. I Am A Model” button. I’m actually kind of surprised the WWE didn’t sell this in their merchandise catalogs when he was doing this gimmick. They’d be cheap to make and there’d be a huge profit margin there. I know he was a heel, but I Continue Reading...
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Induction: The Kiss-My-Arse Match – At least it wasn’t a Bra-and-Knickers Match

27 Submitted by on Tue, 21 April 2015, 12:00
WWE, 2002 Thanks to the WWE Network, even lifelong wrestling fans can discover material they’ve never seen before. For fans outside of the British Isles, that would include pay-per-views like Insurrextion and Rebellion that, in addition to being synonyms, were exclusive to the UK. Since the events were barely promoted in the US, scarcely anything noteworthy happened on the shows, Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulk Rules” car windshield shade

11 Submitted by on Tue, 21 April 2015, 02:00
From the Merchandise Catalog in Issue #7 of Wrestling Spotlight (Jake Roberts) comes this Hulk Hogan “Hulk rules” car shade for your windshield. These tacky things were all the rage in the 80’s. The idea was to block the sun so your car interior didn’t get insufferably hot or damaged from the sun’s rays. They didn’t really work very well. Your Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Randy Orton Hits An RKO Out Of Somewhere

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Providence, RI – WWE Superstar Randy Orton stunned the Smackdown audience this week when he hit an RKO from out of somewhere. Orton, known for hitting his patented RKO finishing move from “out of nowhere”, was scene blatantly reaching underneath the ring apron. The “viper” carefully carried the RKO into the ring and promptly used it on Kane to win Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling comic book ad

15 Submitted by on Mon, 20 April 2015, 02:00
 Crapper Paul S. writes: Here’s a comic book ad from 1985 hyping CBS’s new Saturday Morning line-up heavily featuring Hulk Hogan’s “Rock ‘n’ Wrestling.  1985 would be something of a jinxed year for CBS as the “Young Astronauts” cartoon would be canceled before the first episode ever aired because of the Challenger tragedy, while Jim Henson’s “Little Muppet Monsters” which Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA guitar picks rip-off a classic guitar manufacturer.

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I found this set of TNA Guitar Picks and they’re on sale for just $1. I guess you could say that TNA’s really been strumming the wrong note for quite awhile now! Ha ha ha… The blue one is the Jeff Jarrett Founder pick (seriously!). You know, because Jeff Jarrett had a country singer gimmick. In the WWF. Back in 1995.  Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stylish Four Horsemen sweatshirts

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Crapper Sean Bateman writes:  Insert your bad Christmas family portrait jokes here. I’m picturing The Four Horsemen at Sears Portrait Studio or JC Penny’s or whatever with their mothers on the other side of the camera yelling at them to look well-behaved and smile at the camera so they “can have at least one nice photo of the boys looking so Continue Reading...
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Re-Writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part IV

3 Submitted by on Fri, 17 April 2015, 21:05
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Road To Summerslam 2013 The Build To Extreme Rules The first RAW after Wrestlemania opens with the man who did what, for 514 days, no-one else could: new WWE champion Dolph Ziggler. Huge grin on his face, he Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bill Watts’ UWF promo video

4 Submitted by on Fri, 17 April 2015, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Check out this corporate video designed to sell Bill Watts Universal Wrestling Federation (formerly Mid-South Wrestling) to new TV markets. This also did a very good job of explaining who “Dr. Death” Steve Williams, Ted Dibiase, the Freebirds, and other stars. Sadly while UWF was doing great ratings the cost of going national combined with a Continue Reading...
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