Did you know that Chris & Tammy once killed a cat?

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New induction!

WWE has a new bonafide star on their hands after Backlash, but it’s not who you think.

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Hillbilly Jim vs. Mr. Fuji in a Tuxedo Match!

A bout so horrible it’s causing RD Reynolds to consider retirement!

But will he?  Find out in our NEW INDUCTION!

Will John Cena end up on a real chain gang?

Find out in WWE Films’ Legendary!

Inducted!

Vince is breaking out the old Victrola for new Pay-Per-View names.

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For the first time in 17 years, we ain’t waiting.

The House of Horrors…now inducted at WrestleCrap.com!

Who is going to clean up after the House Of Horrors mess?

Erick Rowan, that’s who!

Grab a mop and bucket and read all about it in Headlies!

It’s backyard wrestling!

It’s lucha libre!

It’s… a Full House sequel?

Whatever it is, it’s a new induction!

Mulkey Mania is running wild all over your video game consoles.

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RD Reynolds discusses 3 Ninjas: High Noon on Mega Mountain on the Horrible Movie Podcast!

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Induction: The murder of Boots the Cat – Chris & Tammy are Suicidal, Homicidal, and Felicidal

14 Submitted by on Thu, 25 May 2017, 20:00
Smoky Mountain Wrestling, 1994-1995 Ignore the years listed at the top of this article. For my brother and me, this story starts in 1996. Having grown tired of re-watching the same episodes of Raw we had taped in the summer of ’95 (when we briefly had cable), and with WWF Superstars having just moved to the inaccessible USA Network, it Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jinder Mahal’s Veins Set To Become 2017’s Breakout Star

2 Submitted by on Mon, 22 May 2017, 08:00
Chicago, IL – After last night’s championship match between Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal at Backlash, WWE officials believe that Mahal’s bulging veins are fast on their way to becoming the biggest star in a company. At a closed-door meeting before Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon and other top WWE officials gathered to talk about how best to push their Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Just $14.95!

67 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Minimalist Bret Hart and Bob Backlund shirt

1 Submitted by on Fri, 26 May 2017, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I don’t know if you ever covered this before in Someone Bought This but this “less-is-more”, minimalist and very, very shitty WWF New Generation T-shirt always seemed a little familiar to me…. Hey, how about that New Generation youngster Bob Backlund He was a spry 40 years old at the time. What you can’t see is that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Poorly timed Sean Waltman “New Weed Order” shirt

2 Submitted by on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:07
Crapper Paul S. writes: So Sean Waltman was recently arrested for possession of marijuana and meth with intent to sell. Two weeks later Pro Wrestling Tees releases a new official Sean Waltman shirt that says “New Weed Order” with a hemp leaf on it. Great timing! Like I know next to nothing about the law but I think any prosecutor Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Hillbilly Jim vs. Mr. Fuji Tuxedo Match – Has RD Finally Had Enough?

31 Submitted by on Thu, 18 May 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1986 I was thrilled recently to receive the following email. It’s no secret that Prime Time Wrestling is my all-time favorite pro wrestling show.  It was more than just a collection of matches to me; it got me through one of the darkest periods of my entire life.  I’m sure I’ve told the story before, but when I was in Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Marilyn Manson Buys XPW

4 Submitted by on Mon, 15 May 2017, 08:00
Hollywood, CA – Hot off the heels of Smashing Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan buying the NWA, shock-rocker Marilyn Manson has announced that he has bought the rights to Xtreme Pro Wrestling. Founded in 1999, XPW was best known for its hardcore matches and outlandish characters. Details are still forthcoming, but it is believed that Manson spent tens of dollars to Continue Reading...
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Induction: Legendary – Don’t fasten your seat belts, it’s gonna be a clunky film!

18 Submitted by on Thu, 11 May 2017, 20:00
WWE Films, 2010 Legendary is a 2010 film about champion amateur wrestler John Cena coaching his estranged younger brother to success in freestyle grappling, marking WWE Studios’s first foray into the fantasy genre. Cena, who plays Mike Chetley, co-stars with Patricia Clarkson, who plays his mother in this film (and Tammy 1 on Parks & Recreation). Rounding out the DVD Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Goes Through His Record Collection To Come Up With More PPV Names

18 Submitted by on Mon, 08 May 2017, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – On a lazy Sunday afternoon, WWE CEO Vince McMahon took out his old record collection to come up with more names that would work well for pay-per-views in the vein similar to the upcoming “Great Balls Of Fire” event. McMahon, wearing his most comfortable pair of ICOPRO sweatpants and a faded and stained Starland Vocal Band t-shirt, laid Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book

12 Submitted by on Sat, 06 May 2017, 19:48
I had some grand plans. I usually do, really. Getting them all to come out is the trick. The thing is, the phrase that starts out with “the best laid plans” exists for a reason. The unaccounted-for can leave them in ruins. RTB has often been a victim of that, whether it’s missed deadlines, writers leaving or ideas stalling out. Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: House of Horrors – WrestleCrap Proudly Announces the 2017 Gooker Award Winner! (Well, Probably)

61 Submitted by on Thu, 04 May 2017, 19:20
I’ve been running WrestleCrap.com since April 1, 2000.  In the seventeen year history of the site, I’ve always had a rock solid rule, a law if you will, that I would never, ever induct anything in the same calendar year that it happened.  When David Arquette won the WCW title, I shook my head but didn’t induct it until the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You Can Own The House of Horrors!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 02 May 2017, 07:34
Ever wanted to own a piece of WWE history? How about some WrestleCrap? Now you too can fight your foes in the actual House of Horrors! Seriously, it’s for sale.  Here’s the link! And thanks to the folks at Deadspin for the link back to us at the end of the article!...
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Headlies: Erick Rowan Cleans Up The House Of Horrors

1 Submitted by on Mon, 01 May 2017, 08:00
San Jose, CA – Following the brutal main event match at Payback between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt, Wyatt family member Erick has taken it upon himself to clean up Bray Wyatt’s House of Horrors. Donning a bandanna to keep sweat out of his eyes and a maid outfit to keep his filthy jumpsuit clean, Rowan removed a bucket filled Continue Reading...
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Induction: Fuller House – The Legend of El Explosivo

16 Submitted by on Thu, 27 April 2017, 20:00
Netflix, 2016 “The Legend of El Explosivo” may sound like the story about Andre the Giant having Montezuma’s revenge on a tour of Mexico and sitting on Bad News Allen’s face, but it is in fact the obligatory wrestling episode of Netflix’s Fuller House. That’s the 2016 revival of beloved family sitcom Full House, designed to appeal to millennials who Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Finlay & Little Bastard vs. The Boogeymen – Yep, Just as Dumb as It Sounds

53 Submitted by on Thu, 20 April 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2007 I’m sure I’ve mentioned it, but of late, I’ve been rather disillusioned with pro wrestling.  WWE in particular feels amazingly bland to me; while I love to watch AJ Styles, everything else is just, for a lack of a better term, blah.  Promos are generally awful, feeling as though they are written and performed for third graders; commentary Continue Reading...
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