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Following Wrestlemania, WWE has two words for ya:

I’m Sorry.

Find out why in Headlies!

The match that caused RD Reynolds’ love for today’s pro wrestling to die: Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon!

Their WrestleMania Match…INDUCTED!

Our WrestleMania Preview Show!

You Know What That Means!

And If You Don’t, Well, Click Away to Find Out!

Only one man from Sting’s past can help Triple H at Wrestlemania.

Spin the wheel and make the deal on a new Headlie!

HHH?  More like KKK!

It’s the infamous Triple H vs. Booker T WrestleMania Match!

NEW INDUCTION!

You tweeted and WWE listened.

Sort of.

Read all about it in Headlies!

Hulk Hogan Attempts to Regain Lost Glory…

…with the Ultimate Grill Infomercial!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Think a wrestling monk is bad? It could have been worse!

 

Pass the ketchup and read about it in Headlies!

God Bless America!

We Need It When These Folks Are Singing The National Anthem!

New Induction With the Worst of the Worst Crooners in WrestleMania History!

Say hello to the Uso’s new cousin!

 

Read all about it in Headlies, Uce!

 

 

You know what makes Vince McMahon Super Duper Happy?

PAPER BOATS!

Read all about it in our latest induction!

El Santo, Blue Demon, and Mil Mascaras take on a bunch of mummies?

 

Read all about it in a new induction!

Want all the latest Bray Wyatt scoopz and newz?

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Thought the New Breed Was WrestleCrap?

Wait ’til you meet their Manager!

New Induction by Blade Braxton!!!  REALLY!!!!

You’l go Bananas for our Gorilla Monsoon Valentine’s Day cards!

Vince McMahon and the Legend of the Brass Rings!

The 2014 Gooker Award Winner is One of Our Longest Inductions Ever!

Click Barney Fife for sordid details!

Roman Reigns is a sad panda after the Royal Rumble.

 

You can believe that in a new Headlie!

“I Wish You’d Died in the Womb!”

The First of our TWO 2014 Gooker Award Winners is Here!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

  • Miesha Tate Hires Stephanie McMahon: "She's The Only Woman I've Ever Seen Escape Ronda Rousey's Armbar"
  • WWE and Hershey's Unveils Solid Chocolate Ultimate Warrior Statue
  • Rumor: Jerry Lawler To Be Replaced as Hall of Fame MC By Rob Bartlett
  • WWE Creative Dubs J&J Security, Big Show, Kane, Rollins and Orton "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE"
  • Brock Lesnar Shows Up at UFC, Throws WWE Belt in Trash; Announces "I'm Coming to Where the Big Boys Play!"
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Happy 15th Anniversary, WrestleCrap!

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HAPPY 15th ANNIVERSARY, WRESTLECRAP! Thanks to R.D, Blade, Art, Jordan, Jed, and all the WrestleCrap staffers from days gone by for making this here website the finest wrestling comedy site on the entire interwebs since 2000! Here’s to 15 more Crappy years!  ...
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Get The Entire WrestleCrap Archives & All WrestleCrap Videos Online!!

62 Submitted by on Thu, 12 March 2015, 10:30
  Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, Continue Reading...
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Induction: Wrestlemania XI – The Grandest Stage of the Mall

63 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 10:00
WWF, 1995 When it comes to ranking the top ten Wrestlemanias of all time, Wrestlemania XI doesn’t exactly spring to mind, and this was true even in 1995, when there were only 11 Manias to begin with. The first thing you’ll notice about Wrestlemania XI is that its intro recalls moments from every Wrestlemania to date, but precisely zero of Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Goes Door-To-Door Apologizing For Wrestlemania

10 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 08:00
San Francisco, CA – Following the events of Wrestlemania 31, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has begun a trip across the country apologizing. While Wrestlemania 31 was seen in a positive light overall, the usual detractors were extra vocal, particularly for the Roman Reigns-Brock Lesnar main event. The building criticism of the overall push and direction of the company has caused Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE robots shirt

0 Submitted by on Mon, 30 March 2015, 01:05
Crapper Paul S. writes: We have a Wrestlemania 31 Robot shirt. Featuring cute little robot versions of wrestlers which the WWE have presumably built to fight off Hunter’s army of terminators. WWE totally needs to make action figures of those robots, like now!...
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Re-writing The Book: The (Unpublished) Novel, Part I

3 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2015, 21:05
by Neil Cathan What if…John Cena’s Worst Year Ever Actually Was? And What if…The Planned Dean Ambrose/Mick Foley Program Had Happened? The Road To Summerslam (2012) The Build To Extreme Rules Following his main event defeat to The Rock at Wrestlemania 28, John Cena comes out to speak at the end of the post-Mania RAW. He picks up the microphone, Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Shane Douglas + The Fat Boys + Skateboarding = Best video ever.

17 Submitted by on Fri, 27 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, that’s The Fat Boys’ (remember them?) cover of “Wipe Out” used for The Dynamic Dudes theme song. Shane Douglas and John Laurinaitis both probably wish you’d forget about this particular point in their careers. Look! They love to eat pizza and drink soda just like I do! They’re so fun-loving and relatable. And you thought Dean Douglas was the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Please come to WCW Nitro- you can get drunk to dull the pain!

9 Submitted by on Thu, 26 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, 14 years ago tonight marked the final WCW Monday Nitro ever! And from the looks of this flyer, they had to sweet-talk people into buying tickets by promising that they’d be able drink themselves stupid(er) so they could get through another miserable episode of WCW Monday Nitro. And all for just $30. Crappers, there is not enough alcohol on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestling really is magic with this My Little Pony comic book!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:51
Crapper Paul S. writes: So looking for another wrestling comic after that Archie book? How about a comic where cartoon horses battle it out? “Cherilee gets a visit from her sister who happens to be one of the most famous wrestlers in Equestria! A long-simmering grudge between the siblings threatens to explode unless Rarity and friends can figure out a Continue Reading...
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RTB Editorial 3/25/15 (Quick & Dirty Edition)

2 Submitted by on Wed, 25 March 2015, 21:05
Howdy, dear and patient readers. Two pieces of good news I have for you that I wanted to share with you all today, and a pimping of sorts. First up is that the casting call for new RTB writers went well. Have three new writers hard at work on their debut pieces, one of whom will specialize in old-school stuff Continue Reading...
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RD & Blade Radio: Episode 35!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 21:24
It’s Our WrestleMania Preview Show!  You Know What That Means: The Boys Eating Wacky Chips, Talking about Mickie James, and Yes, a Smattering of Talk about WWE’s Biggest Show of the Year!! Download by clicking here, subscribe on iTunes, or listen below!...
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It Came From YouTube: “Rowdy” Roddy Piper stars in Harry Potter knockoff movies

12 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 15:00
Today I have something a little different to share with you; my Crapper comrades! It’s not from YouTube. Meet Obscurus Lupa. She’s the former hostess of Obscurus Lupa Presents, and current hostess of a new show called Movie Nights. Lupa has reviewed two movies in particular which I want to direct your attention towards. They are:  The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Whiplash for the game.com (we almost got it!)

16 Submitted by on Tue, 24 March 2015, 02:00
Tiger’s Game.com system (you’re supposed to call it “Game Com” and ignore the period in the domain name) was one of the worst handhelds ever. It was big, clunky, expensive, poorly supported by developers, and the games were lousy. And we almost got a WCW game for it! WCW Whiplash was announced for release (I’m guessing it was supposed to come Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Raven photographed in much happier days in WCW and the WWF

6 Submitted by on Fri, 20 March 2015, 02:00
Yes, before he was Raven… even before he was Johnny Polo, he was surfer dude Scotty Flamingo in WCW as evidenced in this totally tubular promotional 8×10 glossy photo! The only thing that’s missing is a little sunblock on his nose. Scotty does not appear on television with pink flamingo as illustrated. For those of you who have forgotten his brief Continue Reading...
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