You finally did it.

You ruined Monday Night Raw.

Hop the guardrail and run into Headlies!

WWE is going to have LGBT characters!

Bad idea?  You decide as we induct Adrian Adonis’ personal florist, Mr. Bruce!

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, B, A, Start

Enter that code in WWE’s 2K17 to decide if Creative has nothing for you!

 

Sable loves the water.

And real estate.

Get all the dirt on Sable (and watch her wash it off) in our newest induction!

What does every club need?

A club house!

Read all about The Club’s new headquarters in Headlies!

Fire up the MovieTrolla as WrestleCrap Radio covers NEW Wrestling Movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran!

Ric Flair and Hillbilly Repo Men!

What else can it be but a NEW INDUCTION?!

If you though Saturday Morning Slam was nutty, you’ve never seen NXT Kids!

 

Nor has anyone else.

 

Find out why in our newest induction!

The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

Impact Wrestling Presents

THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

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  • Rap Battle Between John Cena and AJ Styles Scheduled For Monday Night Raw
  • Shawn Michaels to Run Class at Performance Center, Will Focus On Best Ways to Avoid Doing Jobs
  • TNA Welcomes Kcabyr (that's Ryback spelled backwards) To Their Roster
  • Undertaker Drafted to WB Kids; "Looking Forward to Tagging With Scooby Doo," Deadman Notes
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Headlies: Fan Realizes Lifelong Dream By Ruining Monday Night Raw

7 Submitted by on Mon, 22 August 2016, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY – Diehard WWE fan Vinny “DJ V-Card” Accardo achieved his lifelong dream on Monday night by jumping into a WWE ring and completely ruining the entire show. The intrusion occurred during a passionate Seth Rollins promo at the top of the hour. Following his intense battle with Finn Balor at last night’s Summerslam, Rollins expressed his genuine feelings Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Get The Entire WrestleCrap Archives & All WrestleCrap Videos Online!!

64 Submitted by on Mon, 07 September 2015, 10:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Dolph Ziggler is Col. Sanders….Miz is The Gobbledy Gooker

9 Submitted by on Mon, 22 August 2016, 17:54
Crapper Sean writes: So I wake up and see this video was posted online. WWE made a KFC commercial to promote the new ‘Chicken Little’ sandwich. Starting with a commercial within a commercial, The Miz is dressed as the nephew of The Red Rooster as WWE presents their equivalent of Col Sanders. Sadly not Scott Steiner as we had once Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Adrian Adonis’ Assistants, Mr. Bruce and Jack Darling – Just What You’d Expect from 1986 (or 2016) WWF!

36 Submitted by on Thu, 18 August 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1986 From the “You Don’t Need to Be Gary Spivey to Know This Won’t End Well” file comes this tidbit, courtesy of our pals over at f4wonline.com: No. No no no no no no no no no. NO. Wait, that wasn’t quite large and bold enough. NO! Please please please, WWE, please…just…don’t. Please? I’m asking nicely? I say that because Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VIII pencil case

4 Submitted by on Fri, 12 August 2016, 02:00
Gemini888 (FKA: Gemini686) shows off his Wrestlemania VIII pencil case that came in one of his old Coliseum Videos! If I’d had that bad boy I would’ve been the coolest kid in 4th grade for sure! Check out his YouTube Channel where he reviews his awesome wrestling DVD and VHS collection and other neat stuff!...
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Induction Special: The Commitment Ceremony Revisited- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Billy

34 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 16:00
WWE, 2002 As part of a three-part induction special, I have decided to revisit the Billy & Chuck wedding, which bridges the gap between last week’s HLA induction and next week’s induction of the HLA match. The original induction of Billy & Chuck’s commitment ceremony is available rightchere for Crappers with access to the Archives. Have you heard of the Continue Reading...
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Induction: HLA – 2 Girls, 1 Cup… of Crap! Uh, Wrestlecrap.

72 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE, 2002 WWE is no stranger to publicity stunts. Whether it be the “sale” of Raw to Donald Trump, the “Battle of the Billionaires,” or basically any angle involving Donald Trump, Vince McMahon has been known to make desperate grabs for mainstream media attention, typically at the expense of regular viewers who watch his programming in spite of (and not Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit

4 Submitted by on Thu, 11 August 2016, 15:00
WWE Crunch Time Popcorn Kit Item Description: “Sherwood Brands brings you the perfect complement to the excitement of a WWE™ event — Crunch Time and Snack Down snack and gift sets! Zap our WWE™ popcorn in the microwave and pour a couple of drinks into our WWE™ soda glasses while you watch your favorite WWE™ superstars battle it out on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Club Get Their Own Clubhouse

12 Submitted by on Mon, 08 August 2016, 08:00
Cincinnati, OH – Now that they have established themselves as a force to be reckoned with in the WWE, The Club have decided it is time to open an official clubhouse. “We’re here and we’re here to stay,” said Luke Gallows from inside the clubhouse. “Everyone is going to be totally jealous of The Club Clubhouse. Karl’s dad is like Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap Radio – Episode 261!!

15 Submitted by on Sat, 06 August 2016, 12:04
Fire up the MovieTrolla, as WrestleCrap.com’s RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton discuss upcoming wrestling related movies, including Gene Snitsky’s new film as we talk with his co-star Catherine Corcoran.  Plus TWO New TNA Correspondents!  All this and oodles more in a near two-hour marathon! Listen to the show below, by subscribing on Stitcher or iTunes, or by clicking here!  ...
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It Came From YouTube: Fake Razor no more!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 05 August 2016, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Rick Titan “debuts” on USWA tv by Alundra Blayze’ing the Razor Ramon gimmick That’s pretty cool! See, the problem is that he did a pretty decent Razor Ramon but you can’t really get over being a fake Razor Ramon. And you’re even less likely to get over being Rick Bognar because who give a crap about Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Ric Flair on Lizard Lick Towing – A Repo Reality Show With NO Barry Darsow? FOR SHAME!

27 Submitted by on Thu, 04 August 2016, 20:00
Reality TV Show, 2013 I remember when I was a kid wondering why there were never television shows that just followed normal people around during their daily lives.  Surely, I thought, there are folks in this world that are interesting enough all by themselves that they wouldn’t need scripts or props or sets to make for entertainment worthy of my Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – Summerslam ’97 Aftershow

32 Submitted by on Tue, 02 August 2016, 16:59
Well, here we are. Another Rewriting The Book done and behind us, and now it’s on to the post-mortem. If you follow me on Twitter or in the forums, you know that this one was my Chinese Democracy. Maybe not as long in development as that (and hopefully not as disappointing), but definitely one I went back to a number Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Performs Voodoo Ritual To Keep John Cena Another 10 Years

5 Submitted by on Mon, 01 August 2016, 08:00
Fort Worth, TX – WWE CEO Vince McMahon cautiously walked out into the abandoned parking lot. He took a moment to let his eyes adjust to darkness. The time on his Rolex read 12:00AM. “Hello?” asked McMahon. “Are…are you there? It’s me. You said to meet here exactly on the stroke of midnight” A garbage can erupted in flames, causing Continue Reading...
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Induction: NXT Kids – No kangaroos were harmed in the making of this pilot

16 Submitted by on Thu, 28 July 2016, 20:09
WWE, 2015 WWE is always cooking up new programming for its Network. Many of these shows target specific demographics, like women (Unfiltered with Renee Young), middle-aged men (Legends’ House), and really immature teen boys whose moms don’t know how to use the parental controls (Camp WWE). And of course, kids. Early this year, WWE taped an episode at Full Sail Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Who could make a Fun House even more fun? An ex-presidential candidate!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 27 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Did a search and saw this wasn’t on the crap. Admittedly, I stumbled upon this video by coming across a Twitter conversation between users @Midget_Rage and @bobbybloodfeast. Bob Backlund promoting a fundraiser to save a Fun House?! That is the most awesome submission I’ve gotten in… a few weeks. BobBacklundFunHouseEnthusiast.com! I bet that URL’s not taken! Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part IV)

21 Submitted by on Mon, 25 July 2016, 21:39
The final chapter is here! If you missed the previous three, here’s Part I, Part II and Part III. Our story continues on the final Raw before Survivor Series. The epochal event has taken shape as the ultimate battleground and final confrontation for many ongoing feuds, including Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Cactus Jack, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Owen Hart, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Heath Slater Drafted To Saturday Morning Slam

10 Submitted by on Mon, 25 July 2016, 08:00
Anchorage, AK – WWE Superstar Heath Slater was finally drafted this weekend and will become the new star of Saturday Morning Slam. Initially, Slater had gone undrafted by bother the Raw and Smackdown brands, leaving him without a place to wrestle. His luck changed, though, when he received an email from Saturday Morning Slam’s new General Manager saying that he Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner is the world’s greatest ring announcer

12 Submitted by on Fri, 22 July 2016, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: For those wondering, this is from an episode of Impact where the Main Event Mafia took over for half the show. As well as Big Poppa Pump being ring announcer, we had Kevin Nash & Booker T on commentary, using the names ‘Chet Lemon’ & ‘Black Snow’, respectively. Scott Steiner on a microphone for an extended Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro Girls Website! All You Chameleon Fans, Your Day Has Finally Arrived!

40 Submitted by on Thu, 21 July 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 I know it sounds impossible to believe, but I am forever on the lookout for new ideas for the site.  In my quest for such freshitude, a while back I did the first ever WrestleCrap Deadsite Induction (stealing the idea from our friend Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula), in which I jump into a time machine and go back Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This John Cena book comes with a baffling bonus…

11 Submitted by on Wed, 20 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Mike writes: Spotted at Barnes & Noble. While the idea of a book about John Cena isn’t that odd, the sweatband tie-in is. I mean, yeah–he wears sweatbands. But in combination with a book? Is WWE expecting readers to sweat while reading it? Ew. Wow! Yeah, that has me perplexed too… Maybe it’s to make it appeal to kids Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part III)

11 Submitted by on Tue, 19 July 2016, 19:35
If you missed the first two installments, here’s Part I and Part II Our story continues the night after In Your House: Badd Blood. Once again, the Hart Foundation turned the night upside-down … but the World Wrestling Federation struck back in kind. Owen Hart recaptured the vacant Intercontinental Championship, albeit with help from Stone Cold Steve Austin. But Davey Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Paige Drags Alberto Del Rio To Warped Tour

9 Submitted by on Mon, 18 July 2016, 08:00
Holmdel, NJ – WWE Supserstars Paige and Alberto Del Rio spent their entire Sunday at Warped Tour, the annual touring punk rock music festival. The real-life couple have been searching for things to do together outside of the wrestling world for some time and when the opportunity to see many of her favorite bands, Paige purchased tickets. Del Rio initially Continue Reading...
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