The One-Man Rock Band has finally been drafted!

Red Dragons, Bears, and Headlies, oh my!

The Nitro Girls as You’ve NEVER Seen Them Before!

Well, Unless You Were Looking at Horrendous Websites in the Year 2000.

Deadsites Return in a NEW INDUCTION!

Lace-up your Converse and put on your favorite pop punk shirt.

Paige and Alberto Del Rio are headed to Warped Tour!

A Monsoon ruins a WWF event… and I don’t mean Gorilla. (Although he’s there, too)

NEW INDUCTION!

Not everyone was thrilled with The Final Deletion.

Find out who wants out of their TNA contract in Headlies!

Tables vs. Ambulances!

Eh, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.  But hey, you DO get oodles of WCW ineptitude. And that’s ALWAYS fun!

NEW INDUCTION!

The epic conclusion to Broken Matt vs. Brother Nero…if you’ve not seen it, now’s your chance!

THE FINAL DELETION…now at WrestleCrap.com!

There’s nothing more American than cookouts, fireworks, and ankle locks.

Bring your appetite and wave your miniature flags for a patriotic Headlies!

Celebrate the 4th the Matt Hardy Way!

By Shooting Your Brother (Nero) With a Roman Candle!

#GodBlessTheUSA!

Look at the gams on these dames!

 

Wrestlecrap goes back to the Truman years in our newest (and oldest) induction!

It’s been a tough week for Roman Reigns and it’s about to get tougher.

Believe that in a brand-new Headlie!

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THROW MICKIE FROM THE TRAIN!

Or into a train.  Whatever, it wasn’t moving.

NEW INDUCTION!

He’s got a resume.

He’s got a letter of recommendation.

Now it’s time for Kane to update his LinkedIn page.

“We’re gonna make this a tag team match, playa!”

Wait, sorry, it’s a wedding.

And it’s our newest induction!

Brock Lesnar is going to be competing at UFC 200 and his opponent will be…

Oh no.

Tell Brother Nero to read all about it in Headlies.

Get your face palms at the ready!

The legendary BUNGEE CORD MATCH is FINALLY inducted!

Say it ain’t so, Cap!

It’s the heel turn that everyone is talking about and it’s only in Headlies!

Fighting off the what???

Step into the asylum in our latest induction!

WrestleCrap is YOUR Home for all things Matt v. Jeff, including over an hour of VIDEO breaking down every second of this comic tragedy!

Well, howdy, sugah!

Dixie Carter wants you to have a taste of her pie and you can only get it in Headlies!

Crockett and Tubbs vs. Albano and Afa!

MIAMI VICE IS LACED WITH A LETHAL INJECTION OF PRO WRESTLING…and it’s INDUCTED!

Rusev campaigns, Rusev wins!

The Bulgarian Brute is about to become the Brazilian Brute in an all-new Headlie.

Pierre the Hardcore Reindeer had a Taxidermied Nose

And if you ever saw him, you could even say he blows!

NEW INDUCTION!

Enzo Amore is “Lost In Seaside Heights”!

Bada-bing, bada-boom, read a new Headlie to find out what’s going on with the realest guy in the room.

Cue up the pyro and ballyhoo!

The Menagerie is here…and they are INDUCTED!

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  • "Good Storylines That Make Sense And Bring In New Viewers" Goes Undrafted
  • Heath Slater Drafted to Wendy's
  • WWE Draft SPOILER:1st 10 Picks Are HHH, Roman Reigns, HHH, HHH, John Cena, HHH, Reigns, HHH, Cena, Chief Jay Strongbow
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Headlies: Heath Slater Drafted To Saturday Morning Slam

3 Submitted by on Mon, 25 July 2016, 08:00
Anchorage, AK – WWE Superstar Heath Slater was finally drafted this weekend and will become the new star of Saturday Morning Slam. Initially, Slater had gone undrafted by bother the Raw and Smackdown brands, leaving him without a place to wrestle. His luck changed, though, when he received an email from Saturday Morning Slam’s new General Manager saying that he Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro Girls Website! All You Chameleon Fans, Your Day Has Finally Arrived!

37 Submitted by on Thu, 21 July 2016, 20:00
WCW, 2000 I know it sounds impossible to believe, but I am forever on the lookout for new ideas for the site.  In my quest for such freshitude, a while back I did the first ever WrestleCrap Deadsite Induction (stealing the idea from our friend Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula), in which I jump into a time machine and go back Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Wed, 23 March 2016, 18:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Get The Entire WrestleCrap Archives & All WrestleCrap Videos Online!!

64 Submitted by on Mon, 07 September 2015, 10:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scott Steiner is the world’s greatest ring announcer

8 Submitted by on Fri, 22 July 2016, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: For those wondering, this is from an episode of Impact where the Main Event Mafia took over for half the show. As well as Big Poppa Pump being ring announcer, we had Kevin Nash & Booker T on commentary, using the names ‘Chet Lemon’ & ‘Black Snow’, respectively. Scott Steiner on a microphone for an extended Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This John Cena book comes with a baffling bonus…

10 Submitted by on Wed, 20 July 2016, 15:00
Crapper Mike writes: Spotted at Barnes & Noble. While the idea of a book about John Cena isn’t that odd, the sweatband tie-in is. I mean, yeah–he wears sweatbands. But in combination with a book? Is WWE expecting readers to sweat while reading it? Ew. Wow! Yeah, that has me perplexed too… Maybe it’s to make it appeal to kids Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part III)

11 Submitted by on Tue, 19 July 2016, 19:35
If you missed the first two installments, here’s Part I and Part II Our story continues the night after In Your House: Badd Blood. Once again, the Hart Foundation turned the night upside-down … but the World Wrestling Federation struck back in kind. Owen Hart recaptured the vacant Intercontinental Championship, albeit with help from Stone Cold Steve Austin. But Davey Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Paige Drags Alberto Del Rio To Warped Tour

9 Submitted by on Mon, 18 July 2016, 08:00
Holmdel, NJ – WWE Supserstars Paige and Alberto Del Rio spent their entire Sunday at Warped Tour, the annual touring punk rock music festival. The real-life couple have been searching for things to do together outside of the wrestling world for some time and when the opportunity to see many of her favorite bands, Paige purchased tickets. Del Rio initially Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Pin the WHAT on WHO?

11 Submitted by on Sat, 16 July 2016, 02:36
Crapper Drew wrote: During my most recent trip to the grocery/party supply store, I happened upon this priceless collectible. I’m actually shocked I found it at all, because I was wearing my official WWE blindfold at the time- and the sweatband that I’m compelled to carry on my person at all times, just in case (normal people do this, right?…) Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Spirit Of America is here to spread patriotism to the USWA!

12 Submitted by on Fri, 15 July 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Spirit of America was another creation of USWA’s insanity period. Basically he was a parody of Lex Lugar’s “Lex Express” gimmick who went around doing good deeds like telling kids to pick up litter. Unfortunately for him Eric Embry has decided to take break from sending a chainsaw murder to kill Jerry Lawler and has decided Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWF in San Juan – Gorilla vs. Monsoon

30 Submitted by on Thu, 14 July 2016, 20:00
WWF, 1985 For months, the Shining Stars have been bragging to the mainland Americans about how beautiful Puerto Rico is. I’m not sure how this is supposed to make us mad, as I can’t imagine any viewers offended to hear that Puerto Rico is a better vacation destination than, say, South Dakota. (Wall Drug excepted) But contrary to what the Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part II)

11 Submitted by on Mon, 11 July 2016, 20:57
Missed Part I? Find it here! Our story continues the night after In Your House: Ground Zero, a night that saw The Hart Foundation continue to wreck havoc on the World Wrestling Federation. A brutal attack by Foundation leader Bret Hart on Vader was only the beginning. The British Bulldog would squeak away with the European Championship, even after Mick Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA

12 Submitted by on Mon, 11 July 2016, 08:00
Nashville, TN – Maxel Hardy, the infant son of TNA stars Matt Hardy and Reby Sky, has demanded his immediate and unconditional release from TNA. Rumors of Maxel’s departure began swirling soon after his father Matt and uncle Jeff battled each other in what has been dubbed “The Final Deletion.” Following the match, a visibly upset Maxel entered TNA President Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: GFW Grand Slam baseball tour t-shirt

11 Submitted by on Fri, 08 July 2016, 02:00
Hey look, it’s a Global Force Wrestling t-shirt commemorating their 2015 tour of Minor League baseball stadiums! It even lists all the dates and stadiums they wrestled in on the back! Boy, oh boy! Hot GFW action in a minor league baseball stadium! What could be better than that?! I’m sure that’s something I’m sure people really want to cherish Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What if Bret Hart lost at Summerslam ’97? (Part I)

5 Submitted by on Mon, 04 July 2016, 10:10
Our story begins in the main event of SummerSlam 1997, as The Undertaker defends his WWF Championship against Bret Hart. But there is more at stake then Undertaker’s 5-month title reign: should Bret Hart fail to win the championship he so covets, he will be barred from wrestling in the United States. Throwing another element into the already combustible mix Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jack Swagger Hosts His Annual 4th Of July BBQ

3 Submitted by on Mon, 04 July 2016, 08:00
Perry, OK – WWE Superstar Jack Swagger celebrated the 4th of July with several other patriotic wrestlers at his annual 4th of July BBQ and Karaoke Contest. Swagger’s former manager Zeb Colter was the first to arrive. His motorized scooter was decorated with red, white, and blue streamers on the handle bars and the horn played Yankee Doodle. “Son, this Continue Reading...
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Induction: Racket Girls – Sleaze? In women’s wrestling? Impossible.

28 Submitted by on Thu, 30 June 2016, 20:00
Movie, 1951 This week’s topic may just be the oldest thing ever inducted into our hallowed halls. It’s older than WWE. It’s older than the WWF. It’s older than the WWWF. It’s even older than the Capitol Wrestling Corporation. It’s… …it’s a T&A flick from 1951. “Racket Girls”… …or, “Pin-Down Girl”… …or, “Blonde Pick-up”… …was a 70-minute long excuse for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW West Texas Rednecks Good Old Boys / Rap Is Crap CD single

14 Submitted by on Tue, 28 June 2016, 15:00
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW West Texas Rednecks promotional CD single with both Good Old Boys, and about 600 versions of Rap is Crap. (Okay, not quite that many). If WCW had been smart they would have put out an entire West Texas Rednecks album. License To Get Paul’s Money! You can listen to all the Continue Reading...
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