Time for our pick for Squash of the Week – Bastion Booger!

We admit that joke was terrible, but it’s better than his finisher!

The House Of Black is for sale.

Place your bid on this fixer-upper in Headlies!

It’s time for “Broken Rules” (meaning the concussion protocols)!

Matt and Sammy’s death-defying bout — inducted!

The Road Warriors are here to snack on danger and dine on death in their first ever SQUASH of the Week!

The PWI 500 list has been released, baybeh!

Find out who is number 1 in Headlies, baybeh!

Owen comes out with his Slammys…

…Goldust comes out as straight…

It’s good to be gold on Raw #208!

Children of the 80’s unite!

Roddy Piper, Pee Wee Herman, Kareem Abdul Jabbar and more hype 1985 Saturday Morning cartoons in a NEW INDUCTION!

All The Latest Crap!

SQUASH of the Week: Bastion Booger vs. Mike Khoury

0 Submitted by on Wed, 28 September 2022, 08:00
WWF, September 19, 1993 Bastion Booger may seem an unlikely candidate for a SQUASH of the Week, but I think when we get to the end of this one, you’ll be onboard with this selection. For those who weren’t tortured in following the WWF in 1993, journeyman wrestler Mike Shaw was brought into the company to be the ugliest, most Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: WWF Superstars Arcade Attract Mode

1 Submitted by on Tue, 27 September 2022, 09:00
I know a lot of folks prefer WrestleFest, but for my money the best arcade wrestling game in history is Superstars. It’s much faster, has better reversals, and is just more fun. Plus it has Randy Savage and Andre the Giant. And look at Virgil counting the money! And that’s not even including Elizabeth looking at your junk when you Continue Reading...
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Headlies: House Of Black Goes On The Market

1 Submitted by on Mon, 26 September 2022, 08:00
Amsterdam, Netherlands – AEW stable House Of Black have put their house up for sale. Following the departure of their leader Malakai Black and possible withdrawal of Buddy Matthews, the remaining members have decided to downsize. “It’s such a big space and it feels so empty without Malakai,” said Julia Hart. “Something smaller would be better for us.” “It may Continue Reading...
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From the Pages Of…The Childhood of THE UNDERTAKER – with the Greatest Swerve EVER!

4 Submitted by on Sun, 25 September 2022, 08:00
WWF Magazine, May 1995 You think I am going to see “The Undertaker: His Childhood Revealed” on the cover of a 1995 WWF Magazine and NOT cover it on the site?  I mean seriously, this might be the single greatest article in the history of the civilized world. “UFOs, the Loch Ness Monster, and Big Foot. Those mysteries are nothing but Continue Reading...
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RD’s Mailbag – Nailz, Colts, Vince Being Honest, Punk vs. Elite, Clowns vs. Zombies vs. Mimes, and the Legendary Silo Sam!

5 Submitted by on Sat, 24 September 2022, 08:00
The weekend is upon us once more and you know what that means – type to dive head first into ye olde mailbag! Let’s see what goodies await us… Chad E writes…”What would’ve been better: Undertaker vs Nailz or Warrior vs Nailz?” Seeing as you didn’t specify how they would be contesting one another, I picture a battle rap.  This Continue Reading...
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Induction: Matt Hardy vs. Sammy Guevara – Broken Matt Hardy, literally

26 Submitted by on Thu, 22 September 2022, 20:00
AEW, 2020 At the end of 2020, we at WrestleCrap nominated The Matt Hardy vs. Sammy Guevara feud for the Gooker Award, representing the worst in wrestling. Ultimately, readers decided that a match that could have killed a wrestler was not nearly as bad as RETRIBUTION. Fair enough. But while most people (except Matt Hardy) remember the shocking accident in Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: No Holds Barred Trailer

2 Submitted by on Tue, 20 September 2022, 09:00
Oh man, the original trailer for the greatest movie Vince McMahon even wrote while coked up in a hotel room (allegedly). Even more amazing in retrospect is you can tell they were trying VERY hard to appeal not just to wrestling fans, but to a larger audience. An untapped audience that really wanted to see Hulk Hogan get it on Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brother Midnight Tops PWI 500

0 Submitted by on Mon, 19 September 2022, 08:00
Winnepeg, MB – The wrestling world was shocked this week when Pro Wrestling Illustrated released their top 500 wrestlers list with Brother Midnight taking the number one spot. The River City Wrestling legend, known for his style and jive-talking promos, beat out favorites Roman Reigns, Kazuchika Okada, CM Punk, and whoever is in Impact Wrestling. Although Midnight has not wrestled Continue Reading...
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Art’s Raw Review #208 – May 5th, 1997

0 Submitted by on Sun, 18 September 2022, 12:00
Raw opens with a recap of last week, including that brief footage of Bret Hart’s knee surgery. Two things to note: Bret’s name is spelled wrong, and the footage that the announcers last week found so gruesome appears to consist of the nurse shaving Bret’s leg before the incision. Like last week, the recap includes time stamps for all the Continue Reading...
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RD’s Mailbag – Ratings, Russo, Hunter’s Revenge, Wrestling Games, and Luigi Primo

2 Submitted by on Sat, 17 September 2022, 09:33
Want to thank everyone for the crazy amount of feedback I’ve gotten on the Roddy Piper Saturday morning cartoon special I inducted a couple days ago. I love finding bizarre stuff like that – wrestling folks in outside the norm entertainment like game shows and specials like this scratch a bizarre itch for me.  If you know of any of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: This Undertaker Sound Bank sounds stupid.

2 Submitted by on Fri, 16 September 2022, 02:00
I’m just going to copy and paste from the auction where I found this thing… WWF Superstar The Undertaker Sound Bank – This bank stands 8 to 10 inches tall and manufactured by Ringside supplies. You can make the Undertaker say “The Undertaker rest in peace.” by either pressing a button or putting a coin in the slot located on Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: All Star Rock n’ Wrestling Saturday Spectacular – 80’s Child Nostalgia Overload!

21 Submitted by on Thu, 15 September 2022, 20:00
1985, CBS From time to time, I’ve heard pro wrestling called a cartoon come to life.  With today’s induction, there’s no arguing with that analogy.  But for once, it’s not just the old Hulk Hogan’s Rock & Wrestling animated series we’ll be discussing, but rather an hour-long special that aired promoting the 1985 fall Saturday morning cartoon block for CBS.  Continue Reading...
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SQUASH of the Week: King Kong Bundy vs. Jeff Hardy

4 Submitted by on Wed, 14 September 2022, 08:00
WWF – December 11, 1994 One of the fun things about doing this column is finding random matches you never knew existed.  Had someone told me that Jeff Hardy and King Kong Bundy faced off I’d have asked what Jeff was smoking. Err, I mean what the person who told me that was smoking. But yes, it was December of 1994 Continue Reading...
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Headlies: AEW Launches Dynamite Underground

1 Submitted by on Mon, 12 September 2022, 08:00
  Jacksonville, FL – Building off the backstage altercations and drama, AEW has created their own fight club dubbed Dynamite Underground. Over the past few weeks, fights among the roster have spilled out into the public eye. Eddie Kingston and Sammy Guevarra had an altercation recently. Former Women’s champion Thunder Rosa has issues with both Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter. Continue Reading...
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From the Pages Of…a Talk with Papa Shango!

3 Submitted by on Sun, 11 September 2022, 08:00
WWF Magazine, September 1992 The year 1992 in the World Wrestling Federation was in hindsight a very odd one.  At the beginning of the year, we had arguably the greatest Royal Rumble of all time with Ric Flair entering at number 3 and outlasting the field to become world champion. By the fall, we had Ultimate Warrior vomiting on television Continue Reading...
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RD’s Mailbag – The SCRUM, Mad Man Pondo, Undertaker, And the Single Strangest Question RD Has Ever Answered

6 Submitted by on Sat, 10 September 2022, 08:00
What a difference a week makes. Just seven days ago, I was looking forward to a trip to Chicago and All Out with my son.  We had an absolutely incredible time, more due to the 500 mile road trip where we just kinda took our time and goofed off.  We met some very cool folks, and I was able to introduce Continue Reading...
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Induction: Referee Tim Donaghy – Where’s That Referee? He Was Trying to Cheat on Me!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 08 September 2022, 20:00
Major League Wrestling, 2021 It’s not often we induct something from Major League Wrestling into WrestleCrap. In fact, this is the first time.   It’s also not often we induct a referee; the only other one to my knowledge is Steve McMichael (Stay strong, Mongo!) for his leisurely officiating in TNA.  And it’s slightly more often we induct something involving Continue Reading...
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SQUASH of the Week: Steiners vs. Tony Devito and PJ Walker

5 Submitted by on Wed, 07 September 2022, 08:00
WWF, 1993 There’s an old saying – “aint’ no squash like a Steiner Bros. squash”.  But this one we are looking at today is I dare say extra special. From an early Monday Night Raw, we get Rick and Scott taking on the team of Tony Devito and PJ Walker, whom you may know better as WrestleCrap inductee Aldo Montoya (Portuguese Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Bryan Alvarez vs. The Ideal Canadian!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 06 September 2022, 09:00
Hey look, it’s my buddy (and Death of WCW co-author) Bryan Alvarez in action taking on a mysterious masked man known only as the Ideal Canadian.  Who, oh who, could that be? Here’s a hint – he’s a famous wrestler, having competed in WCW, WWE, and ECW.  Guess in the comments below! 😉...
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Headlies: Slight Breeze Busts Jon Moxley Open

0 Submitted by on Mon, 05 September 2022, 08:00
Chicago, IL – Former AEW Champion Jon Moxley was busted open early this morning after a gentle wind hit his face. The injury follows Moxley’s brutal battle with CM Punk for the AEW championship last night at All Out. The epic conflict saw the two former WWE stars giving it their all, leaving both competitors beaten and exhausted. The bodily Continue Reading...
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Art’s Raw Review #207 – April 28th, 1997

2 Submitted by on Sun, 04 September 2022, 12:00
Brian Pillman opens the show, revealing that he is a sensitive and religious man, praying for Bret Hart’s recovery, for all the bloodthirsty fans who cheered Stone Cold’s actions, and for Steve Austin’s total destruction (i.e. death). He calls Bret the savior of the WWF and prays that fans would let him into their hearts. That’s H-E-A-R-T-S, hearts. He gets Continue Reading...
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RD’s Mailbag – Dark Side of the Ring, Terrible Gimmicks Gone Great, and the Brilliance of Bobby Heenan

1 Submitted by on Sat, 03 September 2022, 08:00
Looking forward to heading to Chicago this weekend to check out All Out.  While I am sure the show will be a lot of fun (say what you will about AEW of late, but their PPVs always deliver), it’s not so much the in-ring action I am excited about.  No, it’s the fact that RD Jr will be going with me Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior mug

4 Submitted by on Fri, 02 September 2022, 02:00
Feel the power of The Ultimate Warrior mug! It fills your hot cocoa with Destrucity and FOKE! Eh, I think I’ll just stick with those mini marshmallows instead… I could totally picture Warrior drinking 6 or 7 cups of coffee with a ton of sugar out of this thing before every interview though…...
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INDUCTION: Pro Wrestling on Fantasy Island – Featuring GRAPPLIN’ GEORGE JEFFERSON!

14 Submitted by on Thu, 01 September 2022, 18:45
Television show, 1981 “Smiles everyone, smiles!” And just like that, I know how poor Bobby Heenan must have felt during Nitro when everyone made fun of him being totally out of date for making Quincy references.  Well, too bad.  Sometimes you have to do one for yourself, and this here induction is just that, as we are heading all the way Continue Reading...
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Squash of the Week: Giant vs. Chris Benoit

6 Submitted by on Wed, 31 August 2022, 09:00
WCW, 1996 You may look at this match up and think there’s no possible way this was ever a squash match, let alone a vaunted Squash of the Week. But it is. Ohhhhhhhh….it sure is. The entire match consists of exactly two moves. The first would be this ridiculous drop kick.  That is a mighty big man going vertical.  Crazy Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: THAT Cody Rhodes Promo

1 Submitted by on Tue, 30 August 2022, 09:00
Oh yes, this one, where he gave us all a lesson in US history. I love that AEW captioned it with “What did he say?” Honest to goodness, it’s almost a year and a half later and I still don’t really know....
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