Rob Van Dam is back and he’s ready to defend his championship!

Wait, what?

Hold your breath and dive right in to a brand-new Headlie!

This week’s induction answers all your burning questions:

 

How did Absolution come to be?

 

How old was Alex G. when he started German-suplexing kids?

 

And does he have proof of that?

If Damien Sandow has his way, Christmas will be cancelled!

Can Mark Henry save the day?

WWE’s Battle for Christmas is our NEW INDUCTION!

Stephanie vomits!

Vickie gets puked on!

And Roman Reigns gives the word, “taint” a bad name!

New induction.

Millions lost during a Black Friday sale? Classic TNA.

Grab your plastic Eric Young beards and head on over to Headlies!

The greatest giant in wrestling history has been discovered!

Behold the glory of SILO SAM!

NEW INDUCTION!

WWE’s most ingenious marketing ploy:

“Jeff Hardy nearly died, and you’re complaining that HHH-Kozlov wasn’t any good? How dare you!”

New induction!

Mark your calendars because Rusev Day is coming!

It’s time to celebrate with a brand-new Headlie!

You thought No Holds Barred was bad?

The WWF hype train for it was even worse!

NEW INDUCTION!

Bray Wyatt is attempting to do the impossible: return Halloween items after Halloween!

Run, don’t spider-walk, to Headlies to find out how it goes!

It’s the most beloved Halloween tradition since tainted candy bars!

The Trick or Street Fight – inducted!

Halloween is here…and so is WrestleCrap Radio!

You’ve been warned!

Vince McMahon is throwing a Halloween party and all your favorite Superstars are invited.

Read all about this haunting event in Headlies!

The only TLC Roman Reigns experienced was some Tender Loving Care from Mr. McMahon.

Open wide, stick out your tongue and say “Headlies!”

Just when you thought it was safe to update your podcasts…WrestleCrap Radio is back!

In time for Halloween,

it’s the angle so nonsensical, it’s scary!

The Greater Power: inducted at last!

Lance Storm is ready to cut a rug on Dancing With The Stars.

Strut on over to Headlies to read all about it!

Did you hear? WarGames is coming back!

Sure hope it’s better than the last one…

WarGames 2000…inducted!

Before Stacy Keibler…

…before Lita…

…there was Terri Runnels.

New induction!

 

A tribute to the greatest entertainer I’ve ever known.

Thank you, Bobby Heenan, for all the joy you brought me.

What does Vince McMahon have in store for Kevin Owens after the “Headbutt Heard ‘Round The World”?

Lawyer up and read all about it in Headlies!

Heroes in a 1/2-Star Rated match!

The Toxic Turtles arrive at Wrestlecrap in a brand new induction!

Live from New Japan’s G1 Tournament…Nailz vs. El Gigante!

And it’s every bit as horrible as you’d expect!

NEW INDUCTION!

  • "I could probably beat Curt Hawkins" claims world's fattest man
  • Fans Disappointed With Lack Of Corporal Kirchner At Tribute To The Troops
  • Impact Wrestling To Launch New Show On Myspace
  • NXT Unveils New "See Them Before They're Called Up And You Hate Them" Slogan
  • RAW Adds An Extra Hour To Fit In Matt Hardy And Bray Wyatt Promos
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Headlies: Rob Van Dam Defends The WWE European Championship During Clash Of Champions

0 Submitted by on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:00
Boston, MA – In a shocking and unexpected move, former WWE star Rob Van Dam defended his WWE European Championship during Clash of Champions. A proud Van Dam confidently strode out in front of the crowd, casually hitting his classic “R-V-D” pose! The crowd reaction was a mixture of surprise and confusion, but Van Dam took it in stride. As Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Local Independent Wrestler Hospitalized After Slapping His Thighs Too Much

1 Submitted by on Mon, 11 December 2017, 08:00
Nashua, NH – Independent wrestler Johnny Flipz was hospitalized this weekend due to self-inflicted wounds to his thighs. Flipz was competing in the triple-threat main event of New Hampshire Pro Wrestling Syndicate’s annual “Live Free Or Piledrive” event at Sununu Elementary School against “The Mad Millienial” Matt Milbury and Sgt. Biff Flagg when the injury occurred. “I knew something was Continue Reading...
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Get EXCLUSIVE WrestleCrap Goodies with Patreon!

1 Submitted by on Thu, 09 November 2017, 16:40
Hey hey, fellow Crappers!  It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds here once again to tell you about our all new Patreon page. And by once again, I mean for the first time ever.  Ahem. For the past seventeen years, we’ve very rarely asked for support for the site.  We’ve had the archive discs and books to Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Available Via Patreon!

71 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Shane McMahon The Money Referee custom referee jersey

0 Submitted by on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:06
This is Shane McMahon’s custom “The Money Referee” jersey from last night’s Clash Of Champions PPV. See, because he’s rich, he can afford to have really stupid custom referee shirts like this made that don’t make his character any more interesting… The people working at The Foot Locker wear more dignified shirts than this!...
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CLASSIC Induction: An American Christmas Carol – Sit On It, Marley!

66 Submitted by on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:05
  Made for TV Movie, 1979 Not sure I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m an absolute fanatic when it comes to A Christmas Carol.  I love the book, but it’s other adaptations of it that really get my chestnuts roasting. Which sounds simultaneously lewd and painful. Anyhoo, I absolutely devour movies featuring the yuletide antics of one Ebenezer Scrooge. It’s Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Silent Night Bloody Night – Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Lovely is Your Barbed Wire

11 Submitted by on Sat, 16 December 2017, 15:45
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Confession time here at the Crap.  Last year during the Gooker Award voting, I was concerned. No, more than that, I was scared, mortified, almost, at what appeared to be an inevitability: a TNA angle was going to win WrestleCrap’s biggest (and by biggest I do mean ‘only’) award. The storyline was the Robert Roode-Traci Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Back to the Future Christmas – Great Scott! This Show Sucks!

23 Submitted by on Sat, 16 December 2017, 08:35
Cartoon, 1992 Note from RD: It’s that time of year again – CHRISTMAS!  As is the tradition around these parts, my last induction of the year prior to Christmas is always a non-wrestling one that focuses on a terrible Christmas movie or TV special.  Take a break from awful wrestling with an awful yule log instead! As I write this, I am Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Babes in Toyland – Georgy Porgie Puddin’ Pie, Shows RD His Cameltoe and Makes Him Cry

11 Submitted by on Fri, 15 December 2017, 08:45
Theatrical Motion Picture, 1986 Special Note from RD: This is yet another trek down memory lane, as I take a look at one of the worst holiday movies ever made. This has nothing to do with wrestling, but in the spirit of the season, I thought it might be fun to cover. If you just want wrestling, hit the back Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Santa’s Workshop Street Fight: On Don West’s Christmas Wish List: SPANK ACTION!

3 Submitted by on Thu, 14 December 2017, 19:06
TNA, 2007 Text by RD Reynolds Over the years, at times, I’ve felt as though I’m running out of material on this here site. Generally when I feel that way, I then get a flood of requests for things I either a) never saw; b) don’t remember; or more often c) saw, thought “Man that was atrocious and I never ever Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians – Yes, This is a Real Movie

9 Submitted by on Thu, 14 December 2017, 19:00
Movie, 1964  Quick Note from RD: As is the tradition ’round these parts this time of year, I take time away from WrestleCrap and delve into the equally amusing and absurd world of HolidayMovieCrap. Enjoy! Ah yes, the holidays are upon us once again. For many, the highlight is waiting to see what’s waiting for themselves under the tree. For Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The TNA Impact VIP package for TV tapings includes a special treat!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 12 December 2017, 17:02
Check out all the stuff you get if you fork over $199 for the VIP ticket package for the January 2018 TNA Impact TV tapings… including the Inagural Impact Mini-Golf Championship where you can presumably play Miniature Golf with either TNA wrestlers, or other fans (or maybe both!). Gos, somebody call “Mr. Hole-In-One” Barry Darsow! TNA needs to sign him, stat! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Extreme Wrestlers ring and generic figures play set

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Anthony Cox writes: Just in time for Christmas is this fake Roman Reigns playset complete with Red Pants Jobber guy to make him look STRONG!!!!! I bet his catchphrase is “BELIEVE THIS!” If I was a 10 year old wrestling fan and I got this for Christmas I’d be so disappointed… at first. Then, I’d realize I could use Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Good Santa vs. Bad Santa – Cancel Christmas? How About Raw Instead?

34 Submitted by on Thu, 07 December 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2013 I’m probably setting myself up for a lot of hate mail, but I was talking with a friend the other day about how it feels as though the legendary A Christmas Story is somewhat played out.  Don’t get me wrong, I still love that movie and consider it an all-time classic.  But it’s been aired non-stop for years and Continue Reading...
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Classic Induction: Needles the Tailor: The Superstars’ Stitch Bitch

4 Submitted by on Tue, 05 December 2017, 09:00
WWF, 1992 Text by Harry Simon It has been said that “clothes make the man.” But what about the man who makes the clothes that makes the man? What’s his story? Well, in the WWF’s case, he was a nervous little fella who talked like an unholy cross between Professor Frink from The Simpsons and every neurotic middle-aged guy in every Woody Allen Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Luchador on Local Indie Show Looks Suspiciously Familiar

0 Submitted by on Mon, 04 December 2017, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Seth “Citizen Kane Dewey” Falvo. Thanks Seth!) Mena, AR – Despite being introduced as “a rising star in the underground Mexican wrestling scene” making a one-night only appearance in the United States, many fans in attendance for Saturday night’s Western Arkansas Championship Wrestling (WACW) event felt that promotional newcomer El Ganso Rojo, a luchador Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Of course Japan would sell these wrestling shirts, because Japan.

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Japanese indy wrestling promotion DDT has done a very Japanese thing and released officially licensed Popeye and Monchichi shirts. http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd429 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd559 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd561 And for those millennial Wrestlecrappers who don’t know what a Monchichi is… If the really want to be weird, they should have put WrestleCrap’s own Gay Popeye on the shirt! “Well blow me…. down! Continue Reading...
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Induction: Stephanie vs. Vickie – Lie, Cheat, and Puke

33 Submitted by on Thu, 30 November 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2014 It was June 2014, and Vickie Guerrero was approaching the end of her long and unexpectedly successful tenure as an on-screen character and authority figure. Now, I distinctly recall watching in person the previous summer as the McMahons fired Vickie from the Raw GM position. It was one of those oh-so-riveting performance reviews that WWE loves to center Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Impact Wrestling Loses Millions During Black Friday Sale

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 November 2017, 08:00
Toronto, Canada – While many North American companies reaped the benefits of having Black Friday sales, Impact Wrestling reportedly lost a staggering amount of money. Although a “breakdown in communications” is the company’s official excuse as to why they had such poor and confusing sales, a closed-door meeting among Anthem Sports executives shed light on a litany of issues plaguing Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not all of The Rock’s shirts were winners…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 24 November 2017, 02:00
INTERIOR- A WWE merchandise development meeting. VINCE: Okay, so The Rock is really popular and we need to come up with some catchy slogans to put on t-shirts! Boys, what do you have? STOOGE #1: Well, he said “Pie” a few times, let’s put that on a shirt! VINCE: Good, good! Anything else? STOOGE #2: How about… “How’s your lips?… ‘Cause Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Rampage (staring The Rock) trailer

0 Submitted by on Wed, 22 November 2017, 02:00
LICENSE TO DESTROY BUILDINGS AND EAT PEOPLE! The Rock Dwayne Johnson stars in “Rampage”- a movie based on the very fun 1980’s arcade game that features a giant Godzilla-like lizard, a King Kong-like giant ape, and a giant  Wolfman destroying buildings! At least the movie seems to know it’s a bunch of silly nonsense and The Rock does too! This should Continue Reading...
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