Surprise! Sheamus is back…again.

You can set your watch to it in a new Headlie!

Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread!

The 2012 Royal Rumble…INDUCTED!

Click upside down Kofi to enter the ring!

Our old buckaroo Jimmy Wang Yang is back and ready for the Reality Era!

 

It’s a brand-new Headlie!

Well…it’s the Big Show.

Versus the Authority.

And it absolutely sucks.

New Induction!

The votes have been tallied…and shenanigans are afoot!

You think you know who won the Gooker?  Trust us, you don’t!

Click the bird to find out why!

Quote the Raven:

“See you on Saturday mornings, kids!”

Read all about it in Headlies!

Put on a few pounds over the holidays?

Don’t worry – Mr. Wonderful is here to help you shed that weight!

NEW INDUCTION!!!!

Gooker Voting Starts January 5…do your homework by checking out Justin Henry’s Top 50 worst moments here!

Crappy New Year!

Watch as 1997 Goes Straight Down the Crapper…and Even Stone Cold Steve Austin Can’t Save It!

New Induction!

It’s time to go to war (bonnet), brother!

Hulk Hogan’s Goofy Hat Explained in a New Someone Bought This!

You won’t BEE-lieve how cool this Killer Bees shirt is! It’s an all new Someone Bought This!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year for Ryback.

Find out what the Big Guy did for Christmas in Headlies!

A double dose of the greatest Christmas movie ever made…in Mexico!

El Santa Claus is back!

It’s the Christmas and Black Friday Edition of RD & Blade Radio!

Or if you prefer, the “No One Needs More Holiday Depression” Ep!

Merry Christmas, kids!

Bill Goldberg Is Santa Claus!  And He’s Evil!

Wait, isn’t he Jewish?

Whatever.  Our classic Christmas caravan continues!

Kevin Owens is sad.

Cry Owens Cry!

Find out why in a new Headlie!

A movie so terrible WWE Studios had to remake it!

And we’re inducting both of them!

Jingle All the Way…if you dare!

Because you asked for it…it’s back!

The Christmas Induction Classic…The Star Wars Holiday Special!

Like Pac-Man? How about Santa Claus?

You’ll hate them both after reading this classic induction!

The time is nearly here for TNA to invade Destination America!

Get the latest scoopz here at WrestleCrap.com!

Think last week’s Slammys kinda sucked?

Then journey back to 1997…Todd Pettengill awaits!

NEW INDUCTION!

How can you make cookies even better? With the WWF cookie cutters! They’re the all new Someone Bought This!

Buff Bagwell is greased up and ready to go!

Remember Skinemax? If so, this induction is for you!

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds in Piper’s Pit!

Not a joke, not a gag – it’s true!

Click to listen!

CYBER MANIA!!!

$9.99 Archives! $10 for TWO Books Shipped! Death of WCW Signed and Shipped $17!

Click away and help support the site!

It’s the biggest return in wrestling history!

ICP is back in WWE in an all-new Headlie!

RD & Blade Celebrate NINE YEARS of podcasting together!

From WrestleCrap Radio’s Humble Beginnings, we arrive here.  And trust us, you NEED to listen!

The Godfather’s shirt is edgy… and stupid. And it’s an all new Someone Bought This!

A WWF Thanksgiving Tradition is Inducted: The Karate Fighters Tournaments!

RD and Art join forces for their first ever joint induction!

Rusev has his eyes set on the Great White North’s greatest championship!

 

Read all about it in Headlies!

Kurt Angle and…Jenna Morasca???!!!!

Yes, it’s End Game…and it’s our Newest Induction!

Notice anything different about Summer Rae?

No one else does.

Read all about it in a new Headlie!

The bird is the word for Crush (“jailbird”, that is!) in an all new induction!

Vince Russo interviews RD Reynolds…and yes, it’s all about the Death of WCW.

Be forewarned…it’s an absolute BLOOD BATH.

Click to listen!

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And Your 2014 Gooker Winner Is…

257 Submitted by on Tue, 20 January 2015, 19:00
Note from RD: Well, this is a first. What started out as a landslide win for the Bella vs. Bella Feud somehow turned into a second place finish for WWE’s Lack of Brass Rings.  A bit of investigation reveals that SHENANIGANS WERE AFOOT! While we cannot lock down how much ballot stuffing was done for those in favor of brass Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Sticker Book

7 Submitted by on Thu, 29 January 2015, 02:00
As Hulk Hogan famously said… “You fans can stick it, brother” …right in this WWE Sticker Book! The idea is that you buy the blank sticker book, and then you buy packs of random stickers with pictures of wrestlers on them to trade with friends and put in the book. And if I had known about this, I totally would Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: George “The Animal” Steele’s “Mine” doll plush replica

7 Submitted by on Wed, 28 January 2015, 02:00
No, despite the obvious similarities in appearance; this is not in fact a current photo of Miley Cyrus.. Our good friend (and of course, Crapper!) Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula has a Tumblr page called Mummy Shark. He posted this… um… post about the plush replica of George “The Animal” Steele’s wonderfully ugly and worn doll “Mine” that he used to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro Jake “The Snake” Roberts rubber Damien snake and bag

16 Submitted by on Mon, 26 January 2015, 02:00
(I know R.D has already posted this same item as a “SBT Classic, but I found some alternative pictures of it). In 1991 the WWF and Hasbro actually had the gaul to sell an overpriced 40″ long rubber snake and nylon drawstring bag to kids. And what’s worse is that they did it not long after Earthquake “squashed” the real Continue Reading...
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Headlies – People Waiting For Annual “Surprise Return Of Sheamus At The Royal Rumble”

18 Submitted by on Fri, 23 January 2015, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA- Dozens of scientists, fans, and bird-watchers have descended on the city of Philadelphia in hopes of seeing WWE Superstar Sheamus return to the ring. In what has now become an annual tradition, Sheamus is set to be a surprise entrant into the Royal Rumble. Groups of people with binoculars have been camped outside the Wells Fargo Center trying Continue Reading...
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Induction: The 2012 Royal Rumble – Fools rush in where Cena fears to tread

47 Submitted by on Thu, 22 January 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2012 It’s hard to imagine a Royal Rumble with less at stake in it than 2012’s battle royal. Of course, until 1993, the winner of the Royal Rumble wasn’t guaranteed to main-event Wrestlemania. However, 2012’s Royal Rumble was the first in history where the winner was guaranteed not to main-event Wrestlemania. The headlining match of Wrestlemania 28 having already Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Feel the power of WWF Electronic Power Pinball!!!

2 Submitted by on Tue, 20 January 2015, 02:00
Prepare yourselves, Crappers! This isn’t just pinball. Oh no… This is WWF ELECTRONIC POWER PINBALL! (Say that in your best gravely Vince McMahon announcer voice). You know, I was going to take a pass on this game and get something else, but once I found out it had “VARIABLE ELECTRONIC SOUNDS”… well then I was sold, baby! VariableElectronicSounds.com! I bet that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band promotional photo

13 Submitted by on Sat, 17 January 2015, 02:00
Straight from the WCW Worldwide Blog, here’s an exciting 8×10 promotional photo of Hulk Hogan And The Wrestling Boot Band! From left to right: J.J. Maguire – guitar, keyboards, vocals, bass, drums Linda Bollea – vocals, percussion Hulk Hogan – vocals, bass Jimmy Hart – vocals, percussion, effects What’s weird about this photo is that Hulk is actually the most Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Jimmy Wang Yang Returns With North Korean Hacker Gimmick

9 Submitted by on Fri, 16 January 2015, 08:00
(Today’s Headlie was co-written by Keith LaPointe. Thanks, Keith!)   Orlando, FL – WWE announced today via their Performance Center that the company has come to terms with the return of superstar Jimmy Wang Yang after a 5 year abscence.When contacted, Triple H, head of talent relations, said that Wang would be brought back with a new identity and purpose. Continue Reading...
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RD and Blade Radio: Episode 34!!

5 Submitted by on Thu, 15 January 2015, 21:34
Pinball Machines, Gooker Awards, Fun with Tammy, and Tons More – What Else Could You Ask for From RD Reynolds and Blade Braxton?  Listen below or download here!...
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Induction: Big Show vs. The Authority – Never mind the KO Punch, you’ll get brain damage just watching it!

32 Submitted by on Thu, 15 January 2015, 20:00
WWE, 2013 It’s rare to see a storyline play out in WWE with that perfect combination of boring corporate power struggles, gaping plot holes, heel authority figures, stupid babyfaces, kayfabe firings, historical revisionism, gimmick infringement, and McMahon hypocrisy. Sure, you might see three or four or five of those elements in a single angle, but all of them at once? Continue Reading...
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CLASSIC INDUCTION: Illegal Aliens – Chyna vs. Anna Nicole Smith? We are SO There

14 Submitted by on Wed, 14 January 2015, 10:00
Direct to Video Release, 2007 Today, fellow Crappers, we are going to review Illegal Aliens, a science fiction film starring Anna Nicole Smith and Joanie “Chyna” Laurer. Just typing that, I think my fingers might have orgasmed. For a guy that runs a site called “WrestleCrap”, you have to admit, that’s a pretty juicy order. Here we have two of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Superstars snack tray

13 Submitted by on Tue, 13 January 2015, 02:00
It’s the WWF Superstars snack tray (complete with The Texas Tornado!). It’s the perfect place to put your bowl of Fruit Loops while you sit parked in front of that swank 21″ console TV sitting cross-legged as you watch All American Wrestling on a Sunday morning just after The USA Cartoon Express! (How’s that for a run-on sentence?)....
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Commentary: The End of the Streak is Not WrestleCrap

31 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 16:18
  When Brock Lesnar’s third F5 begat the pinfall that ended The Undertaker’s iconic WrestleMania streak, the impact was immediate. Hundreds of visible fans on camera, out of the 75,000 at the Superdome, leapt from their chairs, eyes saucer-sized, jaws slack, and emitting grunts and screams of incomprehension. That WWE would take modern-day folklore, carefully (in the early days unknowingly) Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Forget Austin 3:16, this shirt is way cooler!

10 Submitted by on Mon, 12 January 2015, 02:00
  At Summer Slam in 1997, Owen Hart (accidentally) broke Steve Austin’s neck. The WWF decided to capitalize on this by giving Owen this awesome “Owen 3:16/I Just Broke Your Neck” shirt. Steve Austin uses Austin 3:16 to mock Jake Roberts. Owen Hart then uses Owen 3:16 to mock Steve Austin. Isn’t it ironic? Don’tcha think? It’s like rain on Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you’ve lost your marbles, i’ve found them… WWF Rad Roller marbles, that is!

17 Submitted by on Sun, 11 January 2015, 02:00
What could be better than marbles with pictures of wrestlers in them? Well, um a lot of things. But these are still pretty cool pieces of wrestling merchandise. I like that they’re called “Rad Rollers”. How totally 80’s is that? They’re gnarly to the max and totally rad! And look! They’re specifically labeled “action marbles” as opposed to all those other Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Genesis Of Max Moon

14 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 17:26
Some pretty interesting documents showing hoe WWE developed the Max Moon character (including when Konnan was going to be the one playing him!). …including some really interesting potential names for the gimmick, like MOE LECKULOR! Kind of sad they put this much time, effort, and money into a gimmick that fizzled out so fast. (Thanks to Eddie Famous who posted Continue Reading...
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HEADLIES: ‘CM PUNK’ CHANT FAILS TO CATCH ON AT SPARSELY ATTENDED INDEPENDENT SHOW

3 Submitted by on Sat, 10 January 2015, 14:55
  Twin Falls, ID – Only 34 fans were in attendance for Powerful Stars of Wrestling’s second annual ‘GrappleCrush’ event at Historic Ballroom, with one voice ringing above the rest. Quinn Daggler, 25, of neighboring Meridian, ID, attended the six-match card with a friend, and expressed his displeasure with the quality of the event. By the third bout, featuring Frederick Continue Reading...
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