WWE had a great St. Patrick’s Day thanks to some drunk fans with loose wallets.

Grab a pint and stumble on over to Headlies!

Jerry Lawler takes a stand against racism… and the Hitman!

New induction!

What time is it?

It’s all-new Headlies time!

Is Randy Orton still hot after burning down Bray Wyatt’s compound?

Better put in a call to WCW Special Forces to cool him off!

It’s WWA: Revolution. Did this show suck? Oooh yeeaaahhh!

But Macho Man wasn’t actually on it.

New induction!

The strangest portrayal of a champion you’ll ever see!

The debut of All American Wrestling…INDUCTED!

Kevin Owens is going to have to “Fight Owens Fight” to win back Chris Jericho’s love.

Crank the Peter Gabriel and get ready for Headlies!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened by the news of George “The Animal” Steele’s passing.

You will be missed.

Yokozuna has a hidden talent: eating a lot of stuff.

Save room for this week’s induction!

Sure the Elimination Chamber can be dangerous, but that doesn’t mean the kids can’t enjoy it!

Slide on down to Headlies for playground fun.

It didn’t win the Gooker, but trust us, this was the worst match of 2016!

Rebel vs. Shelly is here!

Samoa Joe made quite the impact on Raw.

Find out what the Samoan Submission Machine has up his sleeve in Headlies.

It’s one of our readers’ most requested angles…

so we figured we’d take a stab at it.

New induction!

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds & Survivor’s Rupert Boneham have teamed up for charity…and are using an arcade to do it!

Despite what Tony Schiavone says, THIS is The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport!

See who steps into battle right here!

At least one person was happy with the Royal Rumble.

Find out what made Mr. McMahon all tingly in Headlies

The 2016 Gooker Award Winner is Here!

Behold…WrestleMania 32!

The votes have been tallied!

Who was the worst of the worst in 2016?

Find out by clicking here!

It’s been a long time coming, but Triple H’s one true love is going to be in the Hall Of Fame.

Check out Headlies for the smashing announcement.

This week’s induction topic didn’t make any sense at first….

Then it ended.

¡MexAmerica está instalada, perros asquerosos!

Alberto Del Rio is at it again.

Grab some pizza and read all about him kicking some shell in Headlies!

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  • Randy Orton To Take On Smokey The Bear At Fastlane
  • Dixie Carter Tweets "Happy VD, ya'll!" On Valentine's Day
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Headlies: Hornswoggle, Sheamus Themes Sales Skyrocket On St. Patrick’s Day

4 Submitted by on Mon, 20 March 2017, 08:00
Boston, MA – Sales of several WWE wrestler themes saw significant increases on St. Patrick’s Day. Both Hornswoggle and Sheamus’s theme songs reached number one and two, respectively, on iTunes’ Songs chart. “We always see a boost in sales around various holidays, but this St. Patrick’s Day was far and away our best holiday ever, sales-wise,” said Senior Vice President Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Just $14.95!

65 Submitted by on Thu, 22 December 2016, 09:30
Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Remember To Change Your Clocks To Vader Time

7 Submitted by on Mon, 13 March 2017, 08:00
Colorado Springs, CO – Government officials are once again reminding US citizens to remember to change their clocks to Vader Time. The change in time, which takes place at 3:00am on Sunday, March 12th, was put into effect as a means of “Making America Vader Again.” “All you lily-livered sissies better get with the program!” said official Vader Time spokesman Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you got this trading card, you really struck out!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Conti found an Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz (!!!) trading card! He writes: Even I, who bought cards of Trent Knight and CougarJay, refuse to pay for this one. Oh wow, they just gave anybody a trading card, didn’t they? I like the prominent ICOPRO logo in the background. Yes, apparently even fake baseball players used enhancement supplements…...
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INDUCTION: The Nitro with NO Wrestling – 60 Minutes of Absolute Nothingness

96 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, 1999 Hey hey, fellow Crappers!!  I’m BACK! I believe I am now completely finished with the new Death of WCW: 10th Anniversary Edition.  It’s written (40% larger than before!!!), edited, new photos picked out, the whole shooting match.  Heck, you can even pre-order it right now from our friends over at Amazon in your choice of paperback, hard cover, or Kindle varieties.  So Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: WCW Spring Catalog 1999 – WCW Ruins Hot Sauces, Horses, and More!

67 Submitted by on Thu, 09 March 2017, 15:00
WCW, Merchandise Catalog 1999 First things first: I know that merchandise is generally the realm of Someone Bought This!, but today’s write up is a bit more extensive than what we generally cover there.  Besides, that particular column actually originated thanks to large inductions wherein I would look at magazine inserts and catalogs such as this, so consider this a blast from Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Firebreaker Chip Issues Open Challenge To Randy Orton

9 Submitted by on Mon, 06 March 2017, 08:00
WCW Special Forces – Former WCW star Firebreaker Chip issued an open challenge to WWE Superstar Randy Orton following Orton’s burning down of Bray Wyatt’s compound. “Mr. Orton has shown a complete disregard for fire safety,” said Chip. “We try to teach these kids from a young age that playing with matches is dangerous. Sure, the audience might cheer for Continue Reading...
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Induction: WWA Revolution – This Revolution was televised, unfortunately

29 Submitted by on Thu, 02 March 2017, 20:00
WWA, 2002 In the months following the collapse of WCW and ECW, Australian rock promoter Andrew McManus put together a new would-be major league called World Wrestling All-Stars, complete with its own pay-per-view, titled Inception. Unfortunately, by the time this bush-league effort made it to the US airwaves, it was already more than two months old. If the WWA were Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Matt Hardy’s Gold Boat!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 01 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: This latest bit of insanity from the Hardys would be Wrestlecrap worthy in all of it’s bizarre glory. However there’s a pretty inside joke there. The “Gold Boat” is a reference to a fairly famous rant by Wrestling Observer Radio Host (and Death of WCW co-author) Bryan Alvarez burring TNA on an edition of the Bryan Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines

8 Submitted by on Mon, 27 February 2017, 08:00
Stanford, CT – WWE now has a clear picture of what the main storyline into Wrestlemania thanks to an impromptu battle royale among the writing staff. The violent melee took place following the Raw writing crew’s weekly meeting. After rapping up the plans for this evening’s Monday Night Raw, WWE CEO Vince McMahon addressed his writers. “Now is the time for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mad About Macho Man!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 24 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: I’m not really familiar with the show, so I have no idea who’s in the gorilla suit or why, but Savage is never boring! Wow… I’ve never seen the show either so I’m lost here, too… But yeah, Randy is always great on these things!...
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INDUCTION: All American Wrestling, Episode 1 – AKA, The Bob Backlund Burial Hour

30 Submitted by on Thu, 23 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1983 Not sure I’ve ever truly written about my love for the WWE Network here at WrestleCrap, so if I haven’t, it’s overdue.  Offering this much content for a measly $10 a month may be the greatest gift anyone has ever given to us die hard wrestling fans.  Want to see the the Gobbledy Gooker crack out of that egg? Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Play Nintendo Wrestlemania in a whole new and terrifying way!

7 Submitted by on Wed, 22 February 2017, 02:00
If you play Wrestlemania on the NES with the Acclaim Wireless Remote Controller then a wrestler will reach right out of your TV screen and try to kill you! Wow! It really puts me in the game… …a really, really bad game. Notice that in the game footage we see in the commercial it’s a two-player game being played but Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Tries To Win Back Chris Jericho

6 Submitted by on Mon, 20 February 2017, 08:00
Tampa, FL – WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens made a very public apology to his former partner Chris Jericho yesterday morning outside of Jericho’s home. Armed with a boom box, Owens stood next to his car and blasted Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” to get Jericho’s attention. “Go away, Kevin!” shouted Jericho while peeking out of his curtains. “Chris, I’m Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Caged Heat breaks out in WOW!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 17 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: After being gone for nearly 14 years David McClane’s oddball women’s wrestling promotion WOW is back! Anyway for oldtime sake here’s a music video from the old syndicated show featuring the Women’s in Prison tag team Caged Heat. Given that the original WoW had gimmicks based off Xena, Baywatch, and even James Bond the only explanation Continue Reading...
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Induction: Cooking for the Single Man – Hibachi-Mania

27 Submitted by on Thu, 16 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 In the 1990s, the WWF put out a VHS tape called, “Smack’em Whack’em”. I know what you’re thinking: “Art, didn’t you already write up that softcore Sable tape?” But in fact, this tape came out in 1993 and featured the WWF’s first-ever ladder match, Bret Hart’s first-ever world title win, and, curiously, a series of special segments interspersed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ace reporter Shawn Michaels has found a thrilling subject to report on!

4 Submitted by on Wed, 15 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Jake “Rough” Waters* writes: I don’t know if you’ve seen this but apparently during Shawn Michaels’s four year retirement he was a guest sports correspondent for a local TV news station. I thought this might be a worthy entry. Wow! Shawn actually managed to make this kind of interesting and entertaining. Go Shawn! *Okay, I made that nickname up....
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