The strangest portrayal of a champion you’ll ever see!

The debut of All American Wrestling…INDUCTED!

Kevin Owens is going to have to “Fight Owens Fight” to win back Chris Jericho’s love.

Crank the Peter Gabriel and get ready for Headlies!

WrestleCrap.com is saddened by the news of George “The Animal” Steele’s passing.

You will be missed.

Yokozuna has a hidden talent: eating a lot of stuff.

Save room for this week’s induction!

Sure the Elimination Chamber can be dangerous, but that doesn’t mean the kids can’t enjoy it!

Slide on down to Headlies for playground fun.

It didn’t win the Gooker, but trust us, this was the worst match of 2016!

Rebel vs. Shelly is here!

Samoa Joe made quite the impact on Raw.

Find out what the Samoan Submission Machine has up his sleeve in Headlies.

It’s one of our readers’ most requested angles…

so we figured we’d take a stab at it.

New induction!

WrestleCrap’s RD Reynolds & Survivor’s Rupert Boneham have teamed up for charity…and are using an arcade to do it!

Despite what Tony Schiavone says, THIS is The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport!

See who steps into battle right here!

At least one person was happy with the Royal Rumble.

Find out what made Mr. McMahon all tingly in Headlies

The 2016 Gooker Award Winner is Here!

Behold…WrestleMania 32!

The votes have been tallied!

Who was the worst of the worst in 2016?

Find out by clicking here!

It’s been a long time coming, but Triple H’s one true love is going to be in the Hall Of Fame.

Check out Headlies for the smashing announcement.

This week’s induction topic didn’t make any sense at first….

Then it ended.

¡MexAmerica está instalada, perros asquerosos!

Alberto Del Rio is at it again.

Grab some pizza and read all about him kicking some shell in Headlies!

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INDUCTION: All American Wrestling, Episode 1 – AKA, The Bob Backlund Burial Hour

21 Submitted by on Thu, 23 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1983 Not sure I’ve ever truly written about my love for the WWE Network here at WrestleCrap, so if I haven’t, it’s overdue.  Offering this much content for a measly $10 a month may be the greatest gift anyone has ever given to us die hard wrestling fans.  Want to see the the Gobbledy Gooker crack out of that egg? Continue Reading...
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The WrestleCrap Archives – Now Online and Just $14.95!

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Many of our fellow Crappers have been asking for online access to the archives for years.  Finally, finally…IT IS HERE! Yep, right here.  Or if you’d like, you can see the upper left button on the page: Archives! The entire WrestleCrap archives, everything we’ve ever posted from April 1, 2000 (!!!), is now available to you ONLINE. Every induction, every Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

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Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines

0 Submitted by on Mon, 27 February 2017, 08:00
Stanford, CT – WWE now has a clear picture of what the main storyline into Wrestlemania thanks to an impromptu battle royale angstrom the writing staff. The violent melee took place following the Raw writing crew’s weekly meeting. After rapping up the plans for this evening’s Monday Night Raw, WWE CEO Vince McMahon addressed his writers. “Now is the time for Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Mad About Macho Man!

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Crapper Autrach Sejanoz writes: I’m not really familiar with the show, so I have no idea who’s in the gorilla suit or why, but Savage is never boring! Wow… I’ve never seen the show either so I’m lost here, too… But yeah, Randy is always great on these things!...
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It Came From YouTube: Play Nintendo Wrestlemania in a whole new and terrifying way!

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If you play Wrestlemania on the NES with the Acclaim Wireless Remote Controller then a wrestler will reach right out of your TV screen and try to kill you! Wow! It really puts me in the game… …a really, really bad game. Notice that in the game footage we see in the commercial it’s a two-player game being played but Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kevin Owens Tries To Win Back Chris Jericho

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Tampa, FL – WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens made a very public apology to his former partner Chris Jericho yesterday morning outside of Jericho’s home. Armed with a boom box, Owens stood next to his car and blasted Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” to get Jericho’s attention. “Go away, Kevin!” shouted Jericho while peeking out of his curtains. “Chris, I’m Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Caged Heat breaks out in WOW!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 17 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: After being gone for nearly 14 years David McClane’s oddball women’s wrestling promotion WOW is back! Anyway for oldtime sake here’s a music video from the old syndicated show featuring the Women’s in Prison tag team Caged Heat. Given that the original WoW had gimmicks based off Xena, Baywatch, and even James Bond the only explanation Continue Reading...
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Induction: Cooking for the Single Man – Hibachi-Mania

27 Submitted by on Thu, 16 February 2017, 20:00
WWF, 1993 In the 1990s, the WWF put out a VHS tape called, “Smack’em Whack’em”. I know what you’re thinking: “Art, didn’t you already write up that softcore Sable tape?” But in fact, this tape came out in 1993 and featured the WWF’s first-ever ladder match, Bret Hart’s first-ever world title win, and, curiously, a series of special segments interspersed Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Ace reporter Shawn Michaels has found a thrilling subject to report on!

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Crapper Jake “Rough” Waters* writes: I don’t know if you’ve seen this but apparently during Shawn Michaels’s four year retirement he was a guest sports correspondent for a local TV news station. I thought this might be a worthy entry. Wow! Shawn actually managed to make this kind of interesting and entertaining. Go Shawn! *Okay, I made that nickname up....
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Someone Bought This Classic: WWF Valentines

30 Submitted by on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00
WWF Valentines! With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, odds are there are some WrestleCrap fanatics out there who have yet to get their sweety pie a gift. Well, FRET NO LONGER! Your old pal RD Reynolds has searched high and low to find the sweetest, sappiest, most fantabulous gift under the sun, one that is sure to net you a BJ Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Elimination Chamber Converted Into School Playground

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 08:00
Mesa, AZ – Following the events of last night’s events, WWE has decided to donate and convert the elimination chamber into a playground for needy children. WWE’s ring crew quickly broke down the Elimination Chamber and loaded it piece by piece into their trucks, making the short drive from Phoenix to Mesa to deliver it. “Eh, we barely use the Continue Reading...
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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009!

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WWESHOP Valentine’s Day 2009! RD: “As most of you are reading this, Valentine’s Day is just a scant one day away. And if you’re anything like your old buddy, your old pal, RD Reynolds, you haven’t even begun shopping yet. Not to worry! Thanks to myself and our friends over at wweshop.com (with their fantastic CUPID 10% Off code), we’ve Continue Reading...
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Matt loves The Yeti!

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Friend of WrestleCrap Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula loves wrestling. More specially, he loves The Yeti! And so do we of course! So go check out Matt’s new blog post about The Yeti.  It’s a  loving tribute to our favorite wrestling mummy who emerged from a giant block of ice....
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EARLY ARRIVAL: GORILLA MONSOON VALENTINES!

61 Submitted by on Sun, 12 February 2017, 02:00
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching —you know that day where the average wrestling fan masturbates into his favorite sock, (Mr. Cocko?) and then cries himself to sleep—I thought I’d get the jump on the festivities early and introduce my *own* line of patented (just registered it and the phonograph this morning) Valentine’s Day cards, guaranteed to get you blank stares Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 08:00
Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Scotty The Body hits the indies with his awesome theme music!

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 02:00
Crapper Will Fluker writes: Scott Levy as Scotty Flaming when he was in the Dimaond Exchange, dancing to Dino- I Like as his entrance song: I love this gimmick so much! I love everything about it from his outfit, to his dancing, to his radical  theme song! I seriously like Scotty Flamingo/Scotty The Body way better than Raven. But he’s Continue Reading...
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INDUCTION: Rebel vs. Shelly Martinez – You Guys Didn’t Vote For It…But I Sure Did!

49 Submitted by on Thu, 09 February 2017, 20:00
Impact Wrestling, 2016 Spoiler alert: I didn’t vote for WrestleMania 32 in the 2016 Gooker Award poll. Also, do I need to do a “spoiler alert” disclaimer when it’s something that is already past?  I suppose not. In hindsight, I can’t blame anyone for voting for Mania 32 as the worst thing they’d seen in 2016.  Try as I might in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Hulk And Socko Connection!

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Crapper The Doctor of Style writes: It wasn’t Mick Foley, but Eric Bischoff and his marketing company, who got hired to promote an energy drink called “Socko” about 10 years ago. Eventually Socko got a tie-in with Bischoff’s buddy Hulk Hogan, resulting in “Hogan Energy.” (photo attached) Ingredients include “Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed,” which must’ve played Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Revealed To Be Sting In Disguise

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 February 2017, 08:00
Portland, OR – In what can only be described as the most shocking twist of the modern wrestling era, Samoa Joe was revealed to be none other than WCW legend Sting. The major revelation came during a passionate in-ring promo by Triple H with Samoa Joe at his side. “Tonight, I stand before you with the dominant Samoa Joe by Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Go on a cruise with TNA wrestlers!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 03 February 2017, 02:00
In December of 2011 TNA hosted a cruise! Or I should say, a “Coastal Chaos Cruise”.  I’m just going to copy and paste from the website… Coming this December…… TNA Wrestling presents Coastal Chaos Cruise: The Ultimate Fan Xpedition “Brawl Aboard!” Pricing: Interior Cabin – $379 per person (based on double occupancy) Ocean View Cabin – $479 per person (based Continue Reading...
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Induction: John Cena Gets Stabbed – What Would Jesús Do?

30 Submitted by on Thu, 02 February 2017, 20:00
WWE, 2004 Here’s an induction that Wrestlecrappers have been demanding for years. Maybe it’s because the key plot points took place off screen. Maybe it’s because, like the time he got fired by the Anonymous Raw GM, it wasted a perfectly good excuse to never see John Cena in a wrestling ring again. Or maybe it’s because it mirrored one Continue Reading...
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Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part IV)

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Missed the first three installments of Chris French’s contribution to #RTB10? Part I be here, part II be there, and part III be in a third place! TNA IMPACT!, 13 September 2007 The cold-opening for this episode shows two recordings, each a counterpoint to the other. The first is of Robert Roode’s arrival at the IMPACT! Zone. As he walks Continue Reading...
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